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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cannedtuna@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hole-some

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  • gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I wish I was an eclair 😩

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    • gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      sweet and fatty?

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        🤔

        Ok, I guess I am like an eclair… But I meant stuffed with cream.

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    NGL I’m a sucker for an eclair.

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    Got me feeling a certain kinda way.

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    • zedgeist@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The cylinder… must not be damaged.

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      • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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      • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Got it stuck inside another mini m&m tube filled with peanut butter and microwaved mashed banana again?

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    • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Honestly my favorite donut choice

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      • deHaga@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Unless you wanted a doughnut

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  • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Two generations of gooners now believe that the batter injects directly into the pastry.

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    • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It literally does? 1000202409

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      • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Is that a filling machine?

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I thought they bake the cake around the filling?

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      • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Not all fillings can be baked, cream for example is injected after baking

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    • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For those who don’t get it, OP image shows the typical animated cum shot misconception that the ejaculate is pushed directly into the uterus, forcing its way through the cervix. This does not happen the way it’s shown. The ejaculate is deposited just outside of the cervix, and the sperm swim through the cervix. It’s important to understand this because some might come to the wrong conclusion that if they don’t cum at full insertion, then the woman won’t get pregnant. Not true. Sperm can swim the entire length of the vagina, and up through the cervix.

      ::: NSFW Image :::

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  • ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mmm, pankkake 🤤

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  • darthsundhaft@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The Internet has ruined me.

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    • GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’re not the only one. Lemmy is where we come to be ruined together.

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    • Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m getting the strong feeling OP is counting on that. XD

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  • gh0stb4tz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now I’m both hungry AND thirsty. T_T

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  • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is fine as long as it’s not that slimey super-suger-saturated cum cream that some places like to use. The Boston Cream is okay, but whenever that other shit is makes me want to gag with with disgustingly sweet and slimey it is.

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    • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Custard yes. Whip cream, get that shit out of here.

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      • baldingpudenda@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Same thing with frosting. I don’t want that fondant BS. if I wanted something that looked nice but couldn’t eat, I’d get an ornament.

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    • ElChinchilla@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Custard?

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  • CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • MycelialMass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Van Wilder?

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      • CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yup

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cream is stored in the eclairs.

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  • KingGordon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • M137@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ಠ_ಠ

    spoiler

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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  • Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Half again the length of a human hand and thrice as plump?! I question your illustrated eclair’s dimensions!

    (Specifically I question where I may purchase such a one)

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m down, just don’t get it in my hair.

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  • NullPointerException@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    youtu.be/raAupwF310o

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  • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mmm yeah, pump it full of cream.

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  • mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Who’s got the animation of the girl purposely getting on the creme filling assembly line?

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    • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I hate that I know exactly what you’re talking about

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Giggity

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  • Varesti@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • drath@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What is that on the topleft?

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    • BambiDiego@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh you sugared, post-spring youngling.

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