ElChinchilla
@ElChinchilla@lemmy.world
- Comment on bisexual 50 minutes ago:
Step 1: tenuous grasp on language. Step 2: even more tenuous. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit due to taking 1/2 the medication you should’ve been taking.
- Comment on Can you guys help me get a job? 2 days ago:
If you are serious and drug free, willing to move to/ rotate to North Dakota or Texas, (colorado, Pennsylvania, and Wyoming also, but easiest to hire on in ND/TX.) the oil industry offers very good placeholder jobs, work 80-100 hours a week. Frac and Flowback are good entry point and not too hard (not easy, but not insane.) If you dont mind working hard, Wireline or Workover. Drilling is good but generally fewer spots open outside of the “in the know.” If you dont want to move, look into local house framing companies.
If you cant do physical labor, look into customer support roles. Many rental companies have phone/computer based support. Banking roles are also good for similar reasons.
Idk why this is in shitpost, I’m probably missing a joke, but w/e - happy to offer a few usable suggestions.
- Comment on Mass Effect 5 studio was reportedly told to tone down inclusivity by EA after Saudi Arabia buyout, former BioWare dev alleges, "so as to not cause offense" 5 days ago:
Called it (not that it took a crystal ball or anything.) the day the EA+PIF news came out. I had just wrapped up playing the ME series and Dragonage games, said it out loud to my spouse. Saudi Arabia sucks camel balls and chops up reporters.
- Comment on Leighton Meester at 17 and 40. Arguably looking more better now than then. Millennials are indeed good at maintaining their youthfulness. 5 days ago:
Make it normal to stop using 17 year olds as any sort of measure of attractiveness unless you’re 17.
Before anyone jumps in with “but biology” shut the fuck up.
- Comment on Asking the tough questions. 6 days ago:
I said this once while extremely fucked up and proceeded to have the single least gangsta day of my entire life and ended up in jail.
At the time I was about it, but alcoholism won that round.
- Comment on Please, for the love of sanity stop using Reddit 6 days ago:
Korn was on to something
- Comment on Please, for the love of sanity stop using Reddit 6 days ago:
Tankies is still a new one for me. Maybe my interests just keep me removed from them.
- Comment on Please, for the love of sanity stop using Reddit 6 days ago:
Twitter is just the status bar of facebook, not even a unique thing in it’s own capacity. Thankfully free of facebook since 2015 and never used twitter.
- Comment on Please, for the love of sanity stop using Reddit 6 days ago:
The only thing I truly miss is meme dumps. I know that is a weird thing to miss. Crazy that Reddit had basically become a new google, too, with added benefit of user context. Like if I need a know something. “Query + “reddit””= some dude in Lithuania who did the exact same thing 4 years ago and 12 people’s comments with additional tips.
Youtube similarly on DIY fixing. Had to add commercials. I’m looking for a video on how to replace a latch in a fucking dishwasher, I do not want a video about dish soap.
Enshitification of all nice things is the way of capitalism.
- Comment on I'm not changing the sheets, I don't care. 6 days ago:
Amex demands a lot from their partners. I worked at a mortgage mill for a bit and they had a dedicated team of Amex only people, and they had slightly different guidelines and KPIs.
Sidenote, hearing “KPI” wheb job searching is now an automatic “No” from me.
- Comment on name too hard? brain go ouch! Vote red. 6 days ago:
Took a second to land in my brain. Scrolled back up for your updoots. My Crotchers, introduction by Crisp Rat.
- Comment on name too hard? brain go ouch! Vote red. 6 days ago:
By design my old chap. Have to work overtime to keep the mind sharp against such numerous dullards.
- Comment on name too hard? brain go ouch! Vote red. 6 days ago:
That’s the issue, it’s pronounced “gif”
- Comment on Mmm, roasted apples. 1 week ago:
I’d steal a fuji apple. I would use other apples as a throwing weapon
- Comment on Anon's friend gets exposed 1 week ago:
My mind is more like +21. 18 is a wee baby. Realistically after 25 it is truly irrelevant.
21-25 is the prime “people think they are in charge but lying to themselves” years and idk, easy to trick i suppose.
- Comment on WAR! What is it good for? 1 week ago:
From the Erythroxylum novogranatense
- Comment on WAR! What is it good for? 1 week ago:
I just want graphene coated bones. I wanna do a wolverine!!!
- Comment on EA: Ruin Everything 1 week ago:
Sir. Sir, the beatings will continue until morale improves. We have been over this.
- Comment on EA: Ruin Everything 1 week ago:
I read them, I enjoyed them. I had a long hiatus from gaming from like 2013-2022 and got to “discover” a lot of great games releatively recently. Happy to have played all the mass effect games and dragon age games before SA PIF bought EA.
- Comment on EA: Ruin Everything 1 week ago:
My Dick Knuckle 2
- Comment on EA is shutting down BioWare and the next Mass Effect has been canceled 1 week ago:
It has a different feel than 3 does, but I liked it as it’s own thing.
I definitely recall the ship bugged me a little more, the beginning you’re forced to navigate it and that bugged me. There are a lot of good aspects to it. If you like the series it definitely deserves a play. When I was playing and reading reviews I felt many reviews were overly critical and not really accurate. More popular to bash it, etc.
- Comment on EA is shutting down BioWare and the next Mass Effect has been canceled 1 week ago:
I just replayed all of the mass effect games and dragonage games about a year or 2 ago, once Saudi Arabia bought EA I was like, welp, there goes that. (PIF can suck my DIF)
Now with Bioware being closed, glimmer of hope a new powerhouse independent studio pops up.
- Comment on In this House, We Forget. 2 weeks ago:
Same
- Comment on true story 2 weeks ago:
Probably because of the 14 beers.
- Comment on first state btw 2 weeks ago:
West Arkansassippianavada
- Comment on An award-winning ESPN producer resigned after 24 years over the network's embrace of sports betting: “I’m not going to have blood on my hands.” 2 weeks ago:
Fucking it all up is the answer.
- Comment on An award-winning ESPN producer resigned after 24 years over the network's embrace of sports betting: “I’m not going to have blood on my hands.” 2 weeks ago:
I have nothing against gambling. I am anti advertisement of gambling. I also think that drugs and alcohol should be legal, and the advertisement should not exist. The tax dollars should be spent on better schools and people who need help with addiction and cessation.
- Comment on An award-winning ESPN producer resigned after 24 years over the network's embrace of sports betting: “I’m not going to have blood on my hands.” 2 weeks ago:
Idk, vegas this week had a fuck load of Asian folks
- Comment on true story 2 weeks ago:
The name makes it clear if you can spell and associate loosely related concepts.
- Comment on true story 2 weeks ago:
Like a holding cell of a Greensboro, NC police station