cums so hard it blasts out the other end
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Submitted 7 hours ago by itsviolet@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 minutes ago
socsa@piefed.social 2 hours ago
All cum is just 13 billion year old hydrogen anyway.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
cruseo@piefed.world 2 hours ago
20 or 25 years ago, I said something similar to a boyfriend of mine. He broke up with me a week later.
Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
Sounds like you dodged a bullet
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
But not the cum bullets.
DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Why is nobody considering the possibility that she took the cum out of her ass and swallowed it, and is just being coy about it?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
You could also do this in reverse.
Anal -> wipedown -> BJ (no swallow) -> Make Out -> Rimjob
… I … guess step 2 is technically optional.
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 hour ago
Why are you shuddering about the optionality of step two, when 3 steps down the line there’s a rimjob planned?
DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Is “Shhhh, is only smells” too old/obscure a reference?
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 hours ago
Literally what happens in one of the first porn videos I remember watching (probably not among the first I watched, just, uh, memorable)
AliOski@feddit.nl 6 hours ago
The cum would be dissolved in the stomach by all the acids and probably also absorbed by your intestines as useful nutrition.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
useful nutrition
So you’re saying I can live off cummy wummies?
2ndDegreeOWO@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
To summarize: to meet all your nutritional needs with semen, you’d need about 400ml per day. That’s between 80 and 130 normal human cumshots per day to get 2000 calories. However, if you were to go non-human, it might be different. A horse, for example, would only need 2 to 3 cumshots a day to fulfill your caloric needs.
However, you’ll still need to supplement with some vitamins and minerals that aren’t typically found in semen. The complete lack of fiber might also be an issue.
Grimy@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
You will need a fairly large amount, is that okay and do you need help?
insanemantis@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Everyone does, or did at one point
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Not with that attitude
bcgm3@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Not to mention you’d have to hold the ass-cum up your ass the whole time you’re waiting for the mouth-cum to make its way down to the ass-cum, and that doesn’t seem likely
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 57 minutes ago
Or just time the former about 20 hrs after the latter
Lord743@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Question is when does cum stops being cum?
aksdb@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Depends on how deep in we are talking here
mittyta@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I lose my bet it’s Mickey7 post
solarvector@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
It lacks a certain boomer flare. Maybe needs an extra hint of misogyny?
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Reading that guys modlog is a trip
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
Technically, the human body is a giant tube … if you follow the surface area of the outer skin, it follows a continuous membrane through your body. The surface area of your lips, all through your digestive system follows the same surface membrane as your anus. The actual human part of us is housed behind the membrane. And anything we put in our mouth eventually exits the rear (and it some extreme instances, ejects out both ends).
We are just a giant walking tube
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 hours ago
imadethis@fedinsfw.app 1 hour ago
Don’t forget that there are also two divisions of chordates: one where the mouth develops first, and one where the anus develops first*.
*
spoiler
Side note, ‘develop’ may have different meaning here (it’s like a dimple forming)
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
That’s the default, tell me about the non chordal ones.
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Large portions are absorbed through the membrane, and cleverly placed sphincters make time for chemical processes to permanent alter many of the things we eat. The things that go in (other than corn kernel shells) aren’t the same anymore when they leave.
2ndDegreeOWO@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
And anything we put in our mouth eventually exits the rear
Yes, but by the time it gets to the rear, it won’t be ‘cum’ anymore.
joyjoy@piefed.social 2 hours ago
This leads to my favorite tag:
cum from mouthsnooggums@piefed.world 6 hours ago
Sperm ain’t gonna make that whole journey in one piece.
TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Maybe not your sperm…
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 6 hours ago
what about those with those …filling… fetishes.
or those with large amounts of ejaculate.surely there are cases of shitting ( probably dead )sperm. ?
i dunno. I’ve already thought too much about this today.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Not a big truck.
tough_cookies@lemmy.cafe 1 hour ago
I see RFK, Jr has found Lemmy.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
kboos1@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Doesn’t hurt to try
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
So… I guess you swallowed one load and got another deposit soon after?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
It’s the circle of cuuuuuuum~
Konoker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
copingwithelmons@lemmy.world 4 minutes ago
Oh this is interesting. I just the learned the word for this.
Word of the Day: Felching Meaning: a slang term for a sexual act that involves sucking or consuming semen out of a partner’s anus or, less commonly, a vagina.