Daxter101
@Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- Comment on Can't get that metallic taste out of my mouth 47 minutes ago:
Now I’m thinking of titty pump-action milk-shooting, but the Action Movie pump-action kind
- Comment on Anon plays Banjo Kazooie 1 week ago:
Wait, do they?
- Comment on Long Cow is coming 2 weeks ago:
How dare you
- Comment on Yup 3 weeks ago:
Wait. Do they? Where is the video? So they I can independently verify your claim.
- Comment on Im converting my boyfriend to linux, first step thigh high! 3 weeks ago:
The drivers for chores are probably not embedded in the kennel, it would be hard to do chores from there
- Comment on Im converting my boyfriend to linux, first step thigh high! 3 weeks ago:
That’s not what he asked
- Comment on Drink up 4 weeks ago:
The meme. The picture behind the text.
- Comment on Good afternoon, get yr nails did. 5 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Pills (Take Two) 5 weeks ago:
No, get the gold and the pill that doubles something you own. The pi million is completely moot.
- Comment on He may try to sleep with you 1 month ago:
I really just need someone, anyone to cuddle.
- Comment on acceptable screws 2 months ago:
Y type is intentionally made to say “fuck you” to that sentence.
And deserves to burn in hell for it
- Comment on Well?? Does it?? 2 months ago:
- Comment on Well?? Does it?? 2 months ago:
The two most important things, are
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A good wash, and optionally a little bit of douching (extra fancy guide) if you want to push it
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Lube. However much you think you need, more than that. Simple oils can work fine. Soap is horrible. Store bought water lube is best.
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- Comment on m'theydy 2 months ago:
I mean, no matter how greasy they look, they’re together, good for them.
I think it depends on how shitty they’re behaving.
- Comment on Thrill seekers 2 months ago:
This meme might be ironic, but, no joke, this is both fucking adorable and also kinda the point of life.
The little things that you like, that make your every day brighter. Just go and get them.
- Comment on Imagine this in your mouth. 2 months ago:
Also 4
- Comment on DOUBLE ERUPTION 3 months ago:
Relax. Women and enbies can have dicks too. Get with the times.
- Comment on Need Space 3 months ago:
Ah yes.
The Win button.
- Comment on "Blow" is just an expression 3 months ago:
I don’t understand anything about this post. I can read the words, but what is the joke/intent supposed to be?
- Comment on Schrodingers Bomb 5 months ago:
Sometimes, it do be like that
Some of the better minesweeper clients have a “Prevent guessing” mode. Otherwise you can accept the 50-50
- Comment on Shitpost 5 months ago:
This is both terrifying, and an incredible sense of humour.
She looks like a great person to hang out with.
- Comment on knowledgement is power 5 months ago:
Undercook minute rice
- Comment on knowledgement is power 5 months ago:
Does 87% of literal fire qualify as warmth?
- Comment on knowledgement is power 5 months ago:
You probably gonna need better fire resistance than that. Duration is negotiable.
- Comment on It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. 6 months ago:
Nope. The writing is deterministic. "The wearer 1. falls asleep (time amount) after wearing, AND 2. awakens (time amount) later, feeling fully rested.
One doesn’t depend on the other. It’s just what the mask does, step by step.
- Comment on It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. 6 months ago:
The mask, the penny, and (depending on how hand-wavey you get) the glasses, are on a different power level than the other two.
7 hours of life per day, at full rest?
On demand money, or better, though unreliably, twice a month?
Auto-navigate to your desired outcome when other people are involved?
Yeah, life-breaking shit
- Comment on Skip brushing your teeth by combining it with breakfast 7 months ago:
Interesting. Well, bodies are a chaotic mess, so it makes sense.
But now I wonder, because half an hour ago I was reading around here about toothpastes in the US having SLS, a thing for making the toothpaste foam better, that causes canker sores to a bunch of people, that is banned in the EU (where I’m from), but legal in the US (as usual).
I wonder, even if you’re not from the US (more so if you are)… Toothpaste isn’t the same everywhere, so it could be that we just have different toothpastes.
- Comment on Skip brushing your teeth by combining it with breakfast 7 months ago:
Toothpaste is (almost) entirely safe. Only real danger is fluoride, which needs unlikely amounts to reach toxicity (a kid was hospitalised after eating an entire tube, kinda amounts).
The pea size is the amount required, because that’s how much you need to clean your teeth.
Advertising companies display full-brush coverage to boost sales, and the only thing they’re endangering is your wallet (and the environment due to over production. And your sanity. And other things. But not your health).
- Comment on We're going in the wrong direction 7 months ago:
Take this with a grain of salt because it’s what some guy on the internet (me) “remembers reading something about, once”, but adblock rates on the general internet, were around 3% or something similar (can’t be bothered, please look it up yourself)
Therefore, I really wouldn’t hope for such an insane number as 15% on YouTube.
We are not the primary users. Your uncles, aunts, nephews and nieces are. The shopkeeper in the corner store. Your teacher. Your 50 year old doctor.
- Comment on We're going in the wrong direction 7 months ago:
YouTube Enhancer for the win. Or Revanced if you’re on Android.