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Pills (Take Two)
Submitted 11 months ago by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
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ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 11 months ago
samus12345@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“All Mountain Dew is free at stores for you”
Xanis@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Gonna need a pill to read that one and the light green.
BadlyTimedLuck@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think thats the reason I chose black. Its somehow the brightest color
KillingAndKindess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
far_university1990@feddit.de 11 months ago
Take showbox pill, order box full of all pill on picture. Take duplicate pill.
Duplicate shoebox. Take duplicate pill from shoebox. Repeat until satisfied.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Brilliant
olafurp@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is the correct answer
samus12345@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It only duplicates a single item. No things inside of other things. (At least, that’s how I would do it).
kiagam@lemmy.world 11 months ago
what happens if I glue pills to the box, are they one item now? and if they are sewn together? if if the box is shredded and reglued, do I gets shreds, shreds + glue or intact box? what If I recycle a new box from the fibers of the original and add the pills in it, can I duplicate the pills now?
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They’re only duplicating the new shoebox pill.
The initial shoebox is filled with all the pills from list, including a new shoebox pill and a new duplicate pill. In fact the duplication pill is reduant so long as you always use the new shoebox pill to get another box of pills.
The duplication pill is still good to make backup shoebox pills. You don’t want to rely on the one and accidently use it on something else, breaking the infinite loop.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
I am gonna be real with you guys
- get 10% more sleep per sleep
And
- both nostrils always work
Is this what getting older does to you?
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m currently left-breathing and laying in bed postponing the inevitable. I feel you.
Valmond@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How do you cure aging would fix both I guess
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ll take the shoebox(full of perfect diamonds, thanks xkcd!) and just for fun, the almost 10k calories of cheese for added wealth, opulence, and because I really love cheese. Some cheeses are worth hundreds of dollars a pound.
MonkderDritte@feddit.de 11 months ago
High-quality diamonds are expensive, but it’s hard to get a handle on their exact price because
the entire industry was built on a scamthe gemstone market is complicated.Nice one!
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I wonder the value of a shoebox full of horseshoe crab blood.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So I did the napkin math, if you pick two random pills and two random pills, there’s a 19.05% chance to get something objectively bad but an 80.95% chance to get something worthless or good. Assuming infinite loops are banned and you don’t have a genuine interest in a given pill, 4 random pills is the best call.
TheWonderfool@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Thank you for doing what I was too lazy to do.
I agree that 4 random pills is the best choice, also it is not specified that you must consume them (so if you get something bad you just dump or sell it).
Noodle07@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m taking the collapse civilisation, twice
merari42@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You caused a civilization underflow. The world is now almost maximally civilized.
Kystael@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Saving earth here
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
get π million dollars and get +3 on all charm. This would actually help me dramatically.
BleakBluets@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Maybe I’m misunderstanding the “groundhogs day” power, but couldn’t you spend a year tracking winning lottery numbers, bets, and/or stocks and then “loop” that year and act on that knowledge in the repeat year? Then you would also essentially get +1 year of life and way more than $π million. I would also use the first loop to take medical tests of my health as much as possible since it wouldn’t matter if I went into debt in the first loop.
I guess the downside would be that any progress you’ve made on personal goals would have to be redone. Or maybe you don’t get to decide the starting point of when you would loop back to. Or just my luck, there would be some butterfly-effect shit and I would end up worse off in the repeat loop because my investments would have failed.
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
way more than $π million.
I don’t need more than $π million. I just need enough to get some stuff started. I’m not interested in getting rich.
I would also use the first loop to take medical tests of my health as much as possible since it wouldn’t matter if I went into debt in the first loop.
Fair enough, but I really need the charm. I’m autistic and I’m not good at being social. I’d definitely be willing to give up a few years of life for more charm.
Bizarroland@kbin.social 11 months ago
I would take the +3 charm and groundhog Day for a year. It would be really awesome to have 3 charm instead of 0, and if I could repeat Tuesday for an entire year then I could learn skills and practice things and read a bunch of books and memorize and establish a plan to purchase a winning lottery ticket, not excessive but maybe like the mega millions I don't know, and come out of the year into Wednesday with nine figures in my bank account and a clear plan of action.
Klear@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t feel like reading all that. I’ll take the black one twice. Let’s see…
- Change amount of fingers at any time
- Hear plants talk by looking at them
- Chocolate has all vitamins and minerals I need
- Urinate gasoline
I think I can live with that. If the plants get too noisy, I can always piss on them and light them on fire.
Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Your average shoebox is 3523.513.5 cm, or 11103.75 cubic centimeters. The density of gold is 19.3 g/cm^3. You can fit 11103.7519.3 = 214302 grams of gold in a shoebox. One gram of gold right now is $77.78 US. That’s 21430277.78 = over 16.5 million US. There are things significantly more valuable (but not more fungible) than gold, too. The Pi million pill is completely moot. Or just take both, I guess.
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
No, get the gold and the pill that doubles something you own. The pi million is completely moot.
Demuniac@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Or just ask what stock is going to raise the hardest and ask when is the best moment to sell if you have 2 questions
robocall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is it easy to sell gold? I read recently that people are buying gold bars from Costco and struggle to sell them later.
Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Smaller quantities shouldn’t be too hard to sell. 16.5 million worth would definitely be a bit of a logistical problem. I’m sure a bank would help you out with an amount that large.
samus12345@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The 3 million dollar one and immunity to cancer.
Xanis@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You now have the equivalent of just barely over $3.14 and incredibly harsh personalities no longer impact you.
Technus@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
The shoebox full of gold would be worth around $12M at current prices.
(First Google result for size of a shoebox: …usps.com/…/priority-mail-shoe-box-P_0_SHOEBOX
I just rounded down the measurements for a quick and dirty estimate of the internal volume.)
The downside is that would be 341 pounds of gold so maybe specify for it to be in bars instead of a solid block.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 11 months ago
From a quick Google search, I saw a guy managed to fit 7,400 dollar bills into a shoebox. $10,000 bills are no longer printed but still valid, legal currency. Assuming that’s the max. That’s $74,000,000. You could dupe the box and net $148 mil.
However, thinking bigger. Go with a shoebox full of perfect diamonds. The value could conceivably be in the billions.
Signtist@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Just get a shoebox of shoebox pills and you can just get a box of 10’s and 20’s whenever you need.
Technus@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
I think you’d have an even harder time offloading the diamonds than gold. They might retail for that much, but wholesaling is another issue entirely.
Hahah_Montana@lemmy.wtf 11 months ago
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Teleporting Dr. Pepper can, so I can off tyrants, right wing nuts and dictators every 14.5h by summoning them inside their heads.
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Not getting cancer sounds cool too
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
If you can control any Milliliter of water, you can easily shred up people’s brains.
Hahah_Montana@lemmy.wtf 11 months ago
That’s close quarters. I can do more damage from far away with Dr. Peppers.
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Peter_Arbeitslos@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
I’ll take the shoebox filled with these pills. They have to be real, because I couldn’t get my box without them.
Zehzin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Turns out the pills are bigger than the shoebox
Notyou@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
I like the logic on that one.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Immune to venom and urinate gasoline. When I tell my doctor it burns when I pee, I want to mean it. Also, I figure something like that would send spiderman after me.
Gloomy@mander.xyz 11 months ago
More like Captain Planet
LargeMarge@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I’ll take the strawberry flavored one because I like strawberry. Then I’ll get the shoebox, and completely fill it with the pill that gives you $3,414,592.65. Then I’d throw a bunch of them in a blender and make a little smoothie that will make me a billionaire. There’s probably enough pills to do that a couple of times.
Allero@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Wonder if those pills are considered part of “anything real”
ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 11 months ago
I’d think the box one would have to be real if you pick it. Hard to take a nonexistent pill.
Zehzin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You should fill a box with the pills that give you a box first.
hperrin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The course sand one would be pretty great. Unlimited free sand. I could run an empire.
kiagam@lemmy.world 11 months ago
hang it over a silo and let the silo fill itself from gravity, as the sand falls and new sand is created. a lot of prfit for a small operation
nxdefiant@startrek.website 11 months ago
Death Note at home: Summon Dr pepper can anywhere every 14.5 hours, summon them directly into the brains of my enemies.
Both nostrils work all the time: I’d take this twice if it meant it worked twice as good.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Immune to Cancer and Grapes.
The grapes are basically free income if I can just plant them half-assed and they always turn out. There is even the implication that they don’t need fertilizer or other associated costs.
citrusface@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just shit silver - more profit than grapes.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 11 months ago
I don’t think silver with the consistency of shit will make very good silverware or jewelry.
VonReposti@feddit.dk 11 months ago
I’ll take two shoeboxes filled with gold. With a size of 35x25x13cm it’ll be 11,375cm³ which can contain 219.77kg of gold worth €15,519,086. That’s €31,038,172 for two shoeboxes. I think I’ll be able to make a good early retirement on that.
db2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Control a single milliliter of water. That one effectively gives me like 85% of the others… water molecule nanobots.
Then I guess the money one so I’m not rushed.
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
I’ll take the money and kill a person
TheOakTree@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Honestly? I don’t even know if the wacky shit is necessary. The money pill and the 10% extra rest per sleep is just fine by me.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 11 months ago
control body temperature
My own body, or any body I want? And how liberally can I use the word “body” here? Do bodies of water count? How about celestial bodies?
problematicPanther@lemmy.world 11 months ago
groundhog day. I want to spend as much time with my kids as I can and I need a break from work.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 months ago
3.14 million and the answer to the question of the best stock to invest in for a 5 year return.
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Being serious, answer any question and get the money. I’d invest the money and ask the truth of the existence of God just to end the fucking debate.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 11 months ago
duplicate anything I own once
Does “once” here means this power can only be used once, or that any given item can only be duplicated one time?
Also - what can be duplicated?
- Does it work on conceptual things? Can I duplicate my salary?
- Does it work on organic things? Can I duplicate my own body?
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Shoebox filled with ketamine… and then a shoebox filled with ketamine.
BugleFingers@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Grab the “2 random pills” and the “duplicate anything you own once” pill. Duplicate the “2 random pills” pill with the duplicate pill and eat both “2 random pills” pill and have 4 absolutely random abilities.
Hopefully it’s pure chaos
your_mom@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
“2 random pills” and shoebox pill. Take the shoebox pill, and get a shoebox filled with the 2 random pills (since you got one they became “real”).
If you don’t want to collapse civilization or piss gasoline:
Shoebox + any question = practically unlimited questions. Plus the first one should be something like “how can I achieve maximum happiness (in an easy way where current me would be comfortable with the results)?” and you can ask variations to get a clearer answer since you have practically unlimited ones. Only drawback is if “single-use” really means the duplicates don’t do anything.
Shoebox + groundhog day = probably get to live >10000 years (unless “single-use” prevents that)
Shoebox + pi money = practically unlimited money, no “single use” issue
Shoebox + kill one person = Death Note
barsquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Shoebox glitch is way overpowered, nice one.
Verqix@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Shoebox is a nice idea, but now I’m wondering how big the pills would be…
Neato@ttrpg.network 11 months ago
You win this round! Although a shoebox of Groundhog Day pills is probably hell. At least you get to choose to each each subsequent pill.
heartpatcher@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I am assuming the shoebox can only contain one item,
you could get one duplication pill + shoebox with duplication pill = infinite duplication pills
MonkderDritte@feddit.de 11 months ago
Shoebox full shoebox pills. Shoebox pill is overpowered.
Darkmuch@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So what would shoebox + collapse civilization look like? Meteor storm of world ending asteroids? Collapse all civilizations for the next 10000 years? Start destroying alien civilizations?
heartpatcher@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I threw a dice and got:
BugleFingers@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I accept all these magical abilities. Time to be a beach bum that thrives on chocolate and chocolate alone!
Actually, could my pocket make a new beach!?!?
Daze@kbin.social 11 months ago
based binding of Isaac player
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 11 months ago
I think the 2 random pills is an auto-redeem so you’re rolling dice on collapsing civilization and strawberry flavor.
BugleFingers@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That sounds like a delicious risk to me! Strawberry flavored destruction. Actually, why don’t villains flavor their creations?
rockerface@lemm.ee 11 months ago
This is the way