BugleFingers
@BugleFingers@lemmy.world
- Comment on Chicken soup 13 hours ago:
Skin
- Comment on How was trying to get a job different THEN vs NOW 1 week ago:
Can confirm, I’m an idiot and I have a couple machines running various distros.
- Comment on Unethical relationship advice 1 week ago:
Foot loose
- Comment on Anon doesn't have an alibi 1 week ago:
Just have an AI bot dick around on some game, boom, perfect alibi
- Comment on sexy time 2 weeks ago:
TIL
- Comment on sexy time 2 weeks ago:
Males stab the females with their genetalia (literally stab as there is no opening) and ejaculate into the cavity. Then hopefully it gets carried through the blood stream and ends with successful insemination.
- Comment on This world is cruel… 4 weeks ago:
I have a few in that list too and yeah, online dating is really rough. I’ve had way more success meeting people IRL. Now that I’m a proper adult though, my hobbies don’t really expose me to meeting new people and that’s where it gets extra hard. Still haven’t found a solution to get me out into public to meet people, friends or dating.
- Comment on Anon tries to manipulate Tinder 4 weeks ago:
I can see how it’d be less money for the app and better for the User, so definitely not gonna happen lmao. IIRC choice fatigue grows wildly with anything beyond a few options so, yeah, being bombarded like that suuuuucks.
- Comment on Anon tries to manipulate Tinder 4 weeks ago:
Well, although I’m not so sure about bumble, I know women on tinder have a volume problem, a few friends have shown me the number of matches and current conversations and wow, it’s actually absurd. I could not maintain that many interactions either. So perhaps if not an issue with formulating an opener there’s just too many matches to reasonably get through them?
That makes me actually wonder if a match limit would be a worthwhile feature on some of these. Just a stray shower thought
- Comment on Anon tries to manipulate Tinder 4 weeks ago:
I agree it was a better model. I’ve never found it easy to begin a conversation even with someone who has a good profile. I just struggle with the formulation of an opener. Way easier in person IMO, though a good profile makes a conversation continuation much easier.
- Comment on Anon tries to manipulate Tinder 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, pretty much haha, otherwise its just tinder. I used it briefly a while back and usually the first message would be “.” so that I could start the actual conversation. So I supposed it’s never been all that different to begin with
- Comment on Anon tries to manipulate Tinder 4 weeks ago:
Bumble is moving away from having women message first as apparently it was too much of a burden for the women on that app (According to npr.org/…/bumble-dating-apps-women-opening-moves )
Understandable as I find having to generate an opener hard too. Kinda a shame though as the point was to give them a place to have some more control with the interactions.
- Comment on Is it worth it?? 5 weeks ago:
A lot of new tech is not as efficient or equally so at the get go. Learning how to properly implement and utilize it is part of the process.
Right now we are just throwing raw computing power in ML format at it. As soon as it catches and shows a little promise in an area we can focus and refine. Sometimes you need to use the shotgun to see the rabbits ya know?
- Comment on Funny but it's even less funny 5 weeks ago:
I looked into moving to Germany a few years back myself. Mostly because my work has a place over there and the employee benefits are way way better there than here. I think most immigration processes are nontrivial unless you have a ton of wealth to bring to a country.
- Comment on Trying to Help 5 weeks ago:
Perhaps he is the chosen one to decipher the old Eldrich scripts to the masses. Incomprehensible knowledge becomes casual teachings through this man
- Comment on Sounds crazy till ya try it 5 weeks ago:
Hotel? Trivago
- Comment on Monster 5 weeks ago:
This is actually hilarious
- Comment on I will vote for whomever bans happy birthday. 1 month ago:
Tomorrow, on Day 4, the Birthday party will end. Though I’ve just been told they have prepared celebrations for my unbirthday. I fear there is no God.
- Comment on Caption this. 1 month ago:
Shaving assistant Pro+
Place your head onto the gripper and see the top of your head! Never miss a spot, always look fresh, have the shine the sun envys!
- Comment on The g spot is in the ear canal 1 month ago:
What are people supposed to use if not Q-tips? I’m actually wondering cause I use Q-tips after every shower
- Comment on Caption this. 1 month ago:
When I see you and your bullshit
- Comment on Anon awakens 1 month ago:
I still feel like there’s a constant brain fog. It never seems to go away. Been there a looong time
- Comment on Caption this. 1 month ago:
This tree took a parasitic approach as opposed to traditional pollination.
- Comment on Anon goes on a double date 1 month ago:
Recently myself and two friends were at a restaurant, I bought one a Shirley temple against his will because my other friend and I were having them. This spiraled into us all ordering the same meal in the same way and for whatever reason we just could not stop laughing when the food was brought out and they asked “who had the (dish)”, three separate times.
So I totally agree, non-funny things can absolutely be a ROFL given a certain mood
- Comment on Anon reaches a new level 2 months ago:
Loneliness level?
You know when your mother or SO will adjust some clothing, or put a blanket on you or something equivalent and it doesn’t sit perfect but you don’t want to change it because that oddity is what tells you they did it and that feels better than having it be comfortable?
Yeah that, when a nurse applied a bandage to my hand. 🫠
- Comment on Anon plays shirts vs skins 2 months ago:
Zero tolerance for snitches punches kid
- Comment on Please don't crash. Please don't crash. Please don't crash. 2 months ago:
Laughter is infectious, therefore I must conclude it’s the original month python script containing the world’s funniest joke
- Comment on It just keeps going 2 months ago:
If it fits, I sits
- Comment on DRASTICALLY 2 months ago:
Because my gram always makes me gain the pounds with the food she cooks :)
- Comment on Horrors We've Unleashed 2 months ago:
As long as they can still get blood from other creatures too, I’m okay with it. If not, than that could have wild implications to the food chain assuming it leads to massive population degradation.