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Anon doesn't have an alibi

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • SomethingBurger@jlai.lu ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I once listened to a true crime podcast, where the suspect claimed he was playing video games all afternoon. The police asked Sony to confirm, and they said he was indeed logged in to PSN, but was on the console’s menu without playing a game. He simply left it on to create an alibi.

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Should have paid a 13 year old to watch your non existent cat and left it on the fortnight start screen…

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    • BugleFingers@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just have an AI bot dick around on some game, boom, perfect alibi

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The actual fuck. Is this why all games platforms are online-first now? Just for tracking

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  • afk_strats@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your post is an excuse to post a Gianni video (Columbo + Videogames)

    youtu.be/NnDe2u5M7e8

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Classic 4chan was mostly joke plagiarism. Therefore, this post is 4chan neonoir

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  • pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i got games on my phone

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    • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      those aren’t games

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      • pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        just how i like it

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s just one thing bothering me, sir.

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  • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ohh come on, at least make an effort to spell “Stadia” correctly!

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  • Glasgow@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bought it for spiderman and have no regrets.

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    • CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Spider-Man, God of War, Last of Us, Ghost of Tsushima, etc…

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anon ain’t got no alibi? Does that mean they’re U G L Y?

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Boo

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  • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t worry, [www.youtube.com/live/m1KeSw_4vjc](he was streaming).

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  • CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is an interesting take, my understanding was that PlayStation has significantly more exclusive games than Xbox.

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  • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anon was probably watching porn on the browser, wouldn’t be surprising.

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  • CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh yeah. What’s Spider-Man, God of War, Ratchet and Clank, Last of Us, Ghost of Tsushima, Final Fantasy, etc…? I’ve never heard of any of those either

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    • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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      • CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Xbox has malware?

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    • CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What does Xbox have?

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