Corkyskog

@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What does the acronym MAGA stand for? (wrong answers only)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Make Attorneys Get Attorneys.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨18-26 year olds, How do you plan to dodge the draft?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They will waive that if they have to, plus RFK wants to get rid of those along with SSRIs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meirl⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wouldn’t it realistically be some guy with a backhoe digging out a fresh grave? I would assume he would go to the graveyard site and just tell his manager that one of the graves was unmarked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FADED. 🥴⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Because it’s more proof Israel is infiltrating and extorting the US government.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FADED. 🥴⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  She thinks Israel killed him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨spoopy figs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No idea, they skeeve me out. Maybe they smell a bit like ground coffee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨spoopy figs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Its specifically cockroaches they are talking about and ground coffee. If you grind your own beans and don’t see any cockroaches or bugs, then your coffee is roach free.

  Humans get allergies to cockroaches really easy. Living in cockroach infested areas will eventually create allergies, people who handle cocraches get allergies, it’s not a question of if it’s a question of when.

  So if you have developed cockroach allergies you risk going into anaphylactic shock if you go anywhere where ground coffee is in the air like a gas station or coffee shop. If you aren’t griding your own beans, there is some roach in your bean soup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nothing really matters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk. I have still had problems with white shirts going pink or baby blue. Everything else doesn’t matter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can some please explain to me why it is that your health insurance can deny you medication, even if your doctor says you need it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Capitalism and actuarial science. Their models likely show that you are still young enough for them to keep you fat for a few years while the cost of GLP1s go down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A product of his environment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends how much revenge you need. There is a sliding scale between pooping on his doormat to planting creeping bamboo to planting an IED.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make sure you know what your kid is getting themselves into⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh better yet, use like 90% of it and switch it out whenever they get a new one. Then they will just think they are hitting it too much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make sure you know what your kid is getting themselves into⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I would just keep swiping their vapes and not say anything. See how long it takes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wild⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No way your convincing me birds are real. Sheesh talk about trading one blind fold for another…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name this Paper⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish donuts were that cheap near me. The dollars to donuts phrase has been backward for like at least 10 years in my area.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better do it anyway, though 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean they are actually really good text predictors, so good they are gaslighting some of the CEOS themselves into thinking their intelligent. But they are just that and nothing more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Earbud question: Does anyone actually like to silicone tipped earbuds over the solid plastic ones?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a pair of backup headphones like that that I keep for emergencies that I have literally never used for like the 10 years I have had them. Because even when I lose my good headphones, I would rather go without headphones than wear the plastic ones or just not listen to anything at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i unapologetically love male pits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can also wash your armpit, and your armpit doesn’t fart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon acts like a jerk⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Being confident probably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon acts like a jerk⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Its about confidence, assuming this wasn’t fake anon just portrayed more confidence during his acting different. You can be as kind as you want to be if your still confident and women will be attracted. You don’t have to be an asshole to have a good self esteem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon enjoys the little things⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The new varieties are amazing. Cosmic Crisps, Snap Dragons, EverCrisp.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon enjoys the little things⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Snap dragons are really good, but I think they are only available in states around new York.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon enjoys the little things⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The guy at the 711 gave me a free banana one day when I would only go in to buy energy drinks. Really threw me off, like do I look like I need fruit? Or was he just being nice? Was he just offloading the old nanas before the new shipment came in later that day? It’s been like 5 months and I still think about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think that’s what they are worried about the base finding out. I think he had sex with boys too… That might be too much for the non Catholic base.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Causing an intergalactic incident. Donald Trump threatened by the Aliens response has made a freedom pact with The Borg.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are the Aliens going to help me get rid of the Rich corrupt people? No? Then I don’t care about them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Our kryptonite⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Being able to kill something with “sufficient mass and velocity” is a characteristic of all matter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨time for learn⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am trying to figure out what sort of utensil the child is using. It looks like size of a fork, but rectangular and flat like a knife.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨allium gang rise up 🌰⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Americas have grains they just largely weren’t domesticated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not gonna lie, I kind like it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  With all the changes RFK is making 50 will be the new 80.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI is destroying open source, and it's not even good yet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you look at the finances it’s on track to burst sometime in 2027. That’s when loans start to come due and when investors first expect to start to see a return for many of these deals.

  They basically have a year to achieve agentic AI or AGI or whatever were calling it now and monetize it.