Corkyskog
@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Y'all got one, right? 2 days ago:
Its a ridiculous deep bird.
- Submitted 5 days ago to [deleted] | 12 comments
- Comment on ICE Supreme Commander spotted in Minneapolis 1 week ago:
The Nazi comparisons are starting to get annoying. We don’t need to look across the sea for a comparison, we have a comparison from home, slave catchers and slave patrols.
Americans don’t want to think about their history though. This is racism coming back to bite us in the ass because we never actually dealt with the confederacy. You can’t have real reconstruction without reconciliation and restitution.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
The candle stick guys head is literally on fire though, that might be the worst.
- Comment on Playback speed past X2 is now a YouTube paid feature 1 week ago:
Like…?
- Comment on At what point do you consider a person an alcoholic? 1 week ago:
I define it solely on physical dependence. So it’s whether someone can and does go two days or more in a row without alcohol. If you can’t/won’t do that, then that’s the tell.
- Comment on Anon recaps the DCEU 1 week ago:
Never even heard of it. I almost thought it was made up.
- Comment on Anon recaps the DCEU 1 week ago:
I havent even heard of a handful of them. I just found out The Suicide Squad exists.
- Comment on Why are they different shapes? 1 week ago:
I saw someone just cut it down the middle and make a long skinny sandwich with one. I didn’t even know that was legal.
- Comment on If trump is really implicated in Epsteins pedo-ring what is your theory as to why this wasn't leaked by an opposition leader? 2 weeks ago:
Or some of their big campaign donors are.
- Comment on Seems like Trump waited for winter to escalate his ICE agenda but why did he go after Minnesota? People who are completely acclimated to frigid weather. 2 weeks ago:
Some conservative influencer made up lies about daycare fraud being perpetuated by Somali immigrants. (There was a fraud ring, some of them were Somali, but US citizens and the ring leader is white).
Trump got wind of the influencer, didn’t believe any of the evidence disproving his claims and sent in a shit load of ICE agents.
That’s basically the whole story.
- Comment on Yummy yummy, in my tummy 2 weeks ago:
Yeah. I don’t know how long it lived, at least a year since then, after that who knows. Rabbits aren’t very long lived to begin with, and even less so when they sell them at the fair as tiny bunnies not neutered or spayed. Once you know how much work they are it seems kind of criminal.
- Comment on Yummy yummy, in my tummy 2 weeks ago:
My cats will drink flat soda or energy drinks if you leave them out. Animals are weird.
I once had a friend in school who had a rabbit. He took the vegetables off his burger and threw it in the cage with a couple strips of bacon. The rabbit sat on the tomato, devoured the bacon and then nibbled the lettuce a little bit. I still wonder to this day how a rabbit even digests bacon, let alone get an appetite for it.
- Comment on Delirium on demand 2 weeks ago:
Damn seems to be down
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Give their NPR Tiny Desk concert a go. This is one of their 3 songs in the set.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Your comment reminds me of these lyrics from Hobo Johnson and The Lovemakers song “Sex and The City”
[Intro] Caller: “Okay so the first one, I do have to ask. Would you be able to pay the balance in full today? $691?” Frank: “No I can’t” Caller: “Okay, no problem. So what we can do is break that up into three monthly payments.”
[Verse 1] Beautiful people only live in downtown And midtown and not around where I stay Is it their brain that really matters Or their character that flatters Or dependant on their beautiful face But if you’re beautiful from birth, do you really have the courage Of a woman picked on for girth Ever since she was a kid, and you know how kids work Up until she was a full-grown adult Now I’m not saying that it’s really smooth sailing But guys, being nice doesn’t hurt And I’m not saying that they’re perfect I’m just saying that they’re different And the difference is they love to wear skirts [Chorus] Sex in the city Probably feels really really nice With hands placed on faces and twinkles in their eyes Sex in the city Probably looks really really great with A girl that’s like a ten and a guy that’s 'bout an eight Sex in the city Sounds like it takes place on stage Both moaning in key while Marvin Gaye sings Sex in the city Candles smell like great jobs and promising careers My candles smell like fear my roommates may hear
[Verse 2] I have really bad back-ne It looks like the gosh-dang night sky And I promise I’m gonna get it taken care of So I’m not a baby maker looker, but maybe I am To a woman that really loves me for Who I am …Or maybe who I’m not Either way, it’s getting bothered and hot—gross! Hey missus, would you take me to a world Where nothing else exists except The contents of our soul And there we’ll talk Y’know, or Instragram DM works too (whatup!) If I look like Brad Pitt mixed with bit of Jake Gyllenhaal And a bowl of David Hasselhoff I wouldn’t be here at all I’d be in Los Angeles Or at your mom’s house eating all the sandwiches! [Chorus] Sex in the city Probably feels really really nice With hands placed on faces and twinkles in their eyes Sex in the city Probably looks really really great with A girl that’s like a ten and a guy that’s 'bout an eight Sex in the city Sounds like it takes place on stage Both moaning in key while Marvin Gaye sings Sex in the city Candles smell like great jobs and promising careers My candles smell like fear my roommates may hear… and socks
[Outro] And whatever freshening spray I use Thirty minutes beforehand While I was quickly running through my room trying to clean it Right, uh? Right, uh? I’m right, uh? You think this song’s about to end, is that what you think?
- Comment on company-wide email 2 weeks ago:
How do you stop it from flushing once flushed?
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to [deleted] | 31 comments
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Its absolutely scary that this person posts like they run an ER and don’t know this basic information…
- Comment on Wats the legal test for consumation? 3 weeks ago:
I guess it’s one way to deter early sex…
“You’re married!” “Wait what? Don’t you mean you forbid me to see him?” “Nope. Have a nice life, don’t forget to take your stuff”
- Comment on It's called traditional medicine sweety, look it up 4 weeks ago:
I feel like people are focusing too much on the heroin and not enough on the lobotomy.
- Comment on NOOOO JAPAAAAAAAN DON'T CALL IT THAT 5 weeks ago:
I only recently found out this was a thing where I went down a Tiktok rabbit hole of this girl whose dad is a bug chaser. He ended up getting AIDs (on purpose of course) and was all upset when none of his immediate family felt bad for him. He also claimed he had AIDs a half dozen times before he got them.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Are there jerk off jokes about someone’s arm being their lover instead of their hand?
- Comment on How come hypothetically if I make meth in my home. Knowing full well it could explode and take out my neighbors houses, why am I not charged with attempted murder? 1 month ago:
I think OPs post could bridge most of the gap… Lol.
What is this breaking bad? Stuff doesn’t blow up when you make drugs unless something went very, very wrong and then you lose all your investment.
- Comment on Barn Spiders 1 month ago:
Problem, seems like a solution to me.
- Comment on Could gunpowder be chemically addictive for humans ? 1 month ago:
I thought the main character was a chick, but I could be forgetting.
- Comment on YOLO 1 month ago:
I actually appreciated that they put in the “intranasal” because it would have made way more sense without it.
- Comment on PSA 1 month ago:
I know your not supposed to self diagnose online, but what do you do when your symptoms perfectly align?
- Comment on PSA 1 month ago:
It was my insight into my illusory self.
- Comment on Hot Mouse Ass 1 month ago:
