Gullible
@Gullible@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Anon joins girl's night 3 hours ago:
I think we should go deeper. Rewrote it to avoid any language that might trigger anyone.
>friend invites me to group-watch cartoons
>pretty fun
>they want me to watch stuff with them next week too
>get invited to their irc
>they call their weekly cartoon watching night
>ask why they invited me to watch night
>they say I don’t count
>ask why
>“you’re basically a friend”
What the? I’m 6’1Hope that helped
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- Comment on Anon experiences a glitch 1 week ago:
I mean, these things happen to a small subset of people so I can understand where the frame of reference gets skewed for you normies. For instance, every time my aunt babysat me, I’d immediately find myself in another place after dinner. Everything would hurt from the cold, but the police would help me get back home and even they couldn’t explain it to me, a “very brave kid” in their very words. Explain that, liberals.
- Comment on Anon was a cub scout 1 week ago:
Can confirm :(
- Comment on Anon calls a lady of the night 3 weeks ago:
This idiot didn’t even offer a woman in distress eggs. How did he think he’d earn her trust without eggs??
- Comment on Keep them secret 4 weeks ago:
If I’m setting it on the ground and on stone, I definitely do.
- Comment on scrungly 4 weeks ago:
What’s the deal with their nose? Or lackthereof
- Comment on Complicated 4 weeks ago:
“I am a core member in the resurrection cycle of Charles cheese”
You just don’t need that level of scrutiny
- Comment on Road Rage 4 weeks ago:
Certainly not meant to create a 0 driver end state, just a closer to 0 driver end state. I’d never steal someone’s ability to become the ghost busters. That is a core tenet of mine.
- Comment on Fox News sharing billionaire propaganda 4 weeks ago:
I don’t twitter, but wasn’t unusual_whales a senate stock tracker? When’d they sell out?
- Comment on Road Rage 4 weeks ago:
I’d like to make an argument. Everywhere I have ever lived, other residents have mentioned that their area’s drivers are the worst in the world.
Following that, I don’t believe that humans should be driving. Decent public transit is the barest necessity for improving the life quality of average workers.
- Comment on Anon steams up the sauna 4 weeks ago:
No way, everyone hates me there. Check out this nasty case of resting bitch face.
- Comment on Keep them secret 4 weeks ago:
Buy used, always. Check Craigslist and other local sellers.
- Comment on Keep them secret 4 weeks ago:
What? Are you genuinely saying that the Apple 1 and, slightly more topical, the original iPhone were a bad devices? Because I can’t disagree with you any harder than I currently am.
- Comment on Keep them secret 4 weeks ago:
Can we talk about how stupid modern iPhones are? I can’t place it face down because the screen gets scratched. I can’t place it on its back because a camera lens is the resting point. To completely alleviate these concerns, I have to buy a phone case that costs half of the purchase price of the phone? I’m swapping to android for other reasons, but I will not miss the apple ecosystem for their design philosophy slowly becoming a fat load of garbage
- Comment on Pressing question 4 weeks ago:
I once watched a hamster die by aspiration, and another just kinda keeled over from the excitement at watching one of its housemates die. I don’t think hamsters are built for that life.
- Comment on Reproductive strategy 4 weeks ago:
I was gonna say, this is a very typical activity.
- Comment on Anon becomes a landscape 5 weeks ago:
Something about this story reads German to me, which might affect the chosen insult and its translation
- Comment on Let's run it back 5 weeks ago:
“And in other news, Rupert Murdoch was struck by his 17th consecutive hurricane this week.”
- Comment on Let's run it back 5 weeks ago:
Not gonna lie, I’d elect a guy who can control hurricanes. That’d certainly be an interesting person to lead peace talks. Not to mention that everyone would constantly beg them to dress like storm.
- Comment on I WANT FREE HEALTHCARE FOR SPIDER-MAN 5 weeks ago:
“You’ve said some deeply transphobic things in the and Doom needs to know that you’ve actually changed before this can go any further. How do you feel about Doom’s open enrollment estradiol delivery service?”
- Comment on Pokemon Go-Get-Help 5 weeks ago:
“Tarnold, Tarnold please. My legs are pinned and moist, and I’m feeling colder and fainter by the second. Call emergency services.”
“Just 6 more pidgeys. Hold on.”
- Comment on Park benches don't "open" until 10am 5 weeks ago:
In some places, benches are destroyed by mentally unwell people out of boredom or misplaced aggression. Sure would suck if someone bored or frustrated took bolt cutters to these padlocks.
- Comment on DuckDuckGo's "hide ai images" option still shows AI images that are clearly tagged on the site 1 month ago:
It’s possible, however, to turn back time to before there were cats
- Comment on There are solutions to our problems... 1 month ago:
Oh, people just drove everywhere, always, anytime, and without concern. Ran generators rather than purchasing electricity from the grid, didn’t care about their car’s fuel economy because it didn’t financially impact them. Iirc, they alone were contemporaneously above the US in petroleum use per capita, and by nearly 2x. And the US is disgustingly over-reliant on petroleum to this day.
worldometers.info/…/oil-consumption-by-country/
(Today’s numbers for perspective)
If you read the article, you’d see that Iran ended up a net importer of gasoline as a result. Iran. That’s like Canada becoming a Net importer of maple syrup because they had a custom of pouring syrup over their nipples and inviting people to lick it off at the turn of every hour. People in Canada would unequivocally be happy about it, but it doesn’t seem like the best use of resources.
As for food, I’m going to consider my opinions a bit more before offering anything.
- Comment on There are solutions to our problems... 1 month ago:
I’m honestly still baffled. It’s not as though they’re congregating to commit crime. If they’re in juvie rehab, they’re actively working to improve themselves. Top 1% nimbyness
- Comment on There are solutions to our problems... 1 month ago:
How would a youth crisis center increase crime? What an absolute nonsense thought by nonsense people. “If we make sure teens are ok, then they’ll start stealing and smoking reefers” feels like the thought process. Dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
I will say, it feels like you’ve inadvertently stumbled upon the nuance. That offering food requires more than throwing food at the problem, if you’re on any sort of budget.
However, I do recognize food scarcity leading to hoarding being fully mitigated by consistency.
- Comment on There are solutions to our problems... 1 month ago:
tehrantimes.com/…/Iran-s-gasoline-rationing-schem…
Reasonable enough overview of the issue.
As far as food bank and soup kitchens, have you really never noticed the abundance of discarded bags and bowls? Heard the endless nimby complaints from people in the neighborhood? Encountered, in marketplace style systems, the random hoarding that needs to be stifled?
- Comment on There are solutions to our problems... 1 month ago:
Unequivocally, yes. Programs that freely give things beyond base needs tend to have anywhere from 100-200% increases in material usage. See: Iran’s free gasoline for a societal example, or help in most soup kitchens or volunteer at a food bank. It’s still the right choice, but requires slightly more nuance than immediately apparent.
- Comment on There are solutions to our problems... 1 month ago:
Technically, there is complication to the food one. People tend to waste what is given freely. However, I’m hard pressed to think of how one would waste a house.
