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- Comment on Anon watches Game of Thrones 14 hours ago:
Take it up with three separate professors at my uni and several scholarly sources. Though I warn you, they are either dead or capable of screaming far louder and more eloquently than you. Here’s a Wikipedia article
- Comment on Anon watches Game of Thrones 14 hours ago:
That’s the closest thing I’ve gotten to a compliment all week
- Comment on Anon watches Game of Thrones 15 hours ago:
It’s biologically ingrained into us to avoid incest. Revulsion for the act is built directly into our brains due to the severity of the act. I can’t even joke about incest without a pit forming in my belly and my shoulders slumping. Anon was the more neurotypical of the two.
- Submitted 2 days ago to greentext@sh.itjust.works | 15 comments
- Comment on Anon struggles with a one day chip 2 days ago:
France, Nordic countries, chunks of Germany and Africa.
- Comment on Anon struggles with a one day chip 3 days ago:
It’s common in many parts of the world to sleep with your girlfriend despite your age or living situation. In certain subsets of those teenage “sexual” relationships, parents even allow their children to copulate in their home, rather than in the park or against the back wall of a spacious disability bathroom stall.
- Submitted 3 days ago to greentext@sh.itjust.works | 36 comments
- Comment on Anon achieves a higher form 6 days ago:
A person who is new to the job and stressed out warrants the creation of a god complex? How bizarre. I feel like you’ve stumbled upon a uniquely misanthropic thought pattern.
- Comment on Anon talks to a girl 1 week ago:
That’s a hard situation, but breaking it down into incremental pieces might make it simpler. In order to answer your question completely, I’d have to do quite a bit more personal development and many probing questions.
Specific and beneficial internet advice about relationships and friendships is rare for a reason. I wouldn’t ask anyone here anything more than their broad social philosophy, and even that might be poisonous. Hit up the most socially cognizant person you know, as they will have infinitely more context than I do.
- Comment on Anon talks to a girl 1 week ago:
I imagined the person asking to have been given subtle hints. More laughing than expected, cute comments, probing questions. But all of that could be construed another way, so waiting for them to make a move is entirely reasonable. But that’s my sleep addled assumption and not necessarily reality.
- Comment on Anon talks to a girl 1 week ago:
As with all things interpersonal, there is a vast grey area. You can offer your continued friendship and they can offer subtle hints as to their romantic desire as long as they like. Things can also come to a head at any time either party desires. No one is hostage to the situation.
It depends on not just what one defines as friendship, but also on one’s capacity to be a friend to others, whether this is cruel or kind on either end. I understand what result I’d like out of our continued association, and producing that result is usually mutually beneficial. If they intend more than that, is on them to bring about. Inertia is natural. Leading someone on is active and offensive. Not reciprocating or acknowledging unwanted advances is usually not.
- Comment on Anon talks to a girl 1 week ago:
Reject their advances but state that you’d like to remain friends. I cannot offer specifics beyond that, as people are complex and relationships are hard. Results oriented phrasing. State it in the way that you believe they’d like to hear it, and will allow you to remain their friend.
- Comment on Anon talks to a girl 1 week ago:
Most every person has that moment where they realize that someone was flirting with them, but they were unaware. It’s your obligation as a sexual being to recognize it, not to accept their advances. The implication that they didn’t understand the woman’s meaning is the joke. They’re free to reject it, but they didn’t. They just didn’t notice. So we poke fun.
- Comment on Anon talks to a girl 1 week ago:
All of them are the product of mental illness or severe immaturity. Or both. To believe that a greentext is not the expression of, or desire to proliferate, negative character qualities is naive. Which is to say, this isn’t unusually manipulative. Also asking people out is ok
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 1 week ago:
My fingies hurt just looking at them. Half of them will bend when cutting a banana, and the other half will split your skin when you try.
- Comment on Anon owns a fan 1 week ago:
Pretty easy to redtext here.
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- Comment on Anon always gets his man 1 week ago:
It sounds almost like you’re doubting the word of a real life policeman. How unamerican. America was built on the backs of our police. Imagine the dystopia we’d live in, had Tulsa not been saved.
- Submitted 1 week ago to greentext@sh.itjust.works | 27 comments
- Comment on Anon gets dommed by his barber 1 week ago:
After 20 years of terrible haircuts punctuated by occasionally decent ones, I just started shaving my head in parts every few years. If mechanics fucked me half as hard and half as often, I’d learn how to fix my own car. Prob’ly getting a tall Mohawk in a few months, but I’m not sure what I’m going with yet.
- Comment on Anon pitches the next big movie adaptation of a video game 1 week ago:
And a shaven Adam Sandler as patches. This would truly be an awful film. I’d see it. Not in theaters, certainly. Not even my own streaming subscription. But eventually I’ll be on someone’s couch and exactly drunk enough to dare them to put it on.
- Comment on Anon knows banjo kazooie 1 week ago:
Swimmies are based.
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(Fish are also based) - Comment on Anon watches Jurassic Park 1 week ago:
It’s hard to find any fault in you for that. I’m so sorry you had to go through that situation, but I’m glad you’re still here with us. You are stronger than most.
- Comment on Anon studies Buddhism 1 week ago:
I think I can explain. In Buddhism, you have to understand if he didn’t the last into the pizza, but from where I stand it simply is. I hope that helps.
- Comment on Ben Shapiro's sister 1 week ago:
Looked it up and those are, indeed, the jubblies I witnessed.
- Comment on Ben Shapiro's sister 1 week ago:
For what it’s worth, I was sincere. And they were nothing to write home about.
- Comment on Ben Shapiro's sister 1 week ago:
Apparently she did some camming under a pseudonym like 7 years ago. I can’t recall the name anymore, but it was not a gratifying discovery.
- Comment on Moar garlic 1 week ago:
Tried this for a bit. My body did not appreciate the amount of oil going into me. Delicious, though!
- Comment on n o u g a t s 1 week ago:
Basically, they’re fishing hooks. Go the wrong way and you’re stabbed. Go the right way and you’re digested.
- Comment on Moar garlic 1 week ago:
The trick to it is that you use twice the garlic, but hold half of the garlic until the last few minutes of cooking. If you have sensitive bowels, add them 5+ minutes before the dish is finished. 3 minutes before it’s finished, if you’re feeling secure.
- Comment on Anon contracts herpes 2 weeks ago:
Even when it didn’t exist, it was still there, insidiously, silently lurking within the confines of /b/ by actively posting most of the content on /b/. Now, they hide in the shadows of their public website where they scheme, hypothesize, plot, and ponder about why they don’t have girlfriends and why women should be gutted on sight for the glory of Q. Devilishly subtle bunch
