Gullible

@Gullible@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If I have some free time, I’ll follow them to their destination and knock on their window before they manage to slip away, and then apologize. Many seem like they’re in a hurry, despite just arriving, so I’ll just shout out my apology as I knock on their window. Depending on how bad I felt, I might try to repeat the ritual next week, seeing whether I can find them on the road.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What kind of stupid rule is that?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Genuinely, I believe this originates from their family preventing them from filling up on bread at restaurants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I took a couple of years of Spanish in middle school⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, the entirety of the staff is Hispanic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ciiiiircle of liiiife⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I do the same thing. Enduring and expanding upon the intrusions until you can line the frame with flesh was the way I finally managed to make use of my personal oddities. Don’t fear articulating and affirming for your own benefit!

  Although it took years of active observation and desire and effort to finally wind my way to the low plateau I’ve found

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ciiiiircle of liiiife⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s also sweet. I know I’d have had a difficult time controlling myself at different points. Thank you for maintaining the positivity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, I don't think I will⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  10000 wasps? No. No, thank you.

  10000 bees?? Were I a betting man, I would bet against a positive outcome. But I’m not a betting man, I’m a curious lover. And to be honest, I don’t know where that factors into this life altering decision

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ciiiiircle of liiiife⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s very sweet. And probably a little too generous. Thank you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ciiiiircle of liiiife⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  sh.itjust.works/post/39593723/19042480

  sh.itjust.works/post/42175192/19772185

  Here are two that I enjoyed writing. Though they’re a bit more grim and severely benefit from reading the original post as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ciiiiircle of liiiife⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I like writing short stories for fun, and sometimes I write what comes to me on Lemmy. Though lemmy rarely cares for it, outside of !greentext@sh.itjust.works. Thank you for the kind praise!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ciiiiircle of liiiife⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mercury was badass. The slow, seeping madness taking hold of you like a gentle breeze grabbing the breadth of a kite. Invisibly, rapidly hoisting you higher until it suddenly, sinisterly relinquishes its grip. The drop leaves you tattered and indignant, but seemingly mendable.

  And so it tenderly brushes the dust off to repeat the process until you’re nothing but caterwauling splinters cast across the ground.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants to talk about video games⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You ever notice that the background objects often have the same shapes? Clouds, hills, dunes, bushes etc. . Lazy programmers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LETS GO GAMBLING!!!! 🤩🌟😋⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The article above mentions natural chewing gums and indicates that they release a comparable plastic load to synthetics. I’m altogether too sleepy to parse the source document, though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LETS GO GAMBLING!!!! 🤩🌟😋⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh. That really sucks. :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LETS GO GAMBLING!!!! 🤩🌟😋⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t mean it like that, but the mental image sent chills down my spine. No, this sort of gum usually has a crunchy outer coating like an m&m, which I heard.

  Shit, I don’t think I could fit one of these things in my mouth. The sort of snake child that could do so terrifies me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LETS GO GAMBLING!!!! 🤩🌟😋⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen a kid at the supermarket pop the top off of one of these bad boys and down its full contents, crunching through the mass of gum’s solid outer layer audible from half an aisle’s length away. Not a safe solution with kids around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon recaps the DCEU⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The Snyder cut feels less disjointed than the theatrical cut, which is all I wanted. Some movies keep their cohesion through reshoots, like fantastic four, but others do not, like red hulk and this.

  I’m never rewatching it, but I didn’t come out feeling like I just wandered through a dream sequence

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mandola effect⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I always believe in you, Borat. Use your Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brand new bag⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I won’t dox myself, but I worked near the train station at the time, and they thought I was carrying drugs, for whatever reason. The area already had a crew that sold, openly and visibly, so I don’t know why they thought some kid just out of college was moving drugs at risk to his life in competition with dozens of armed men. If it sounds ridiculous to you, it was doubly so to me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brand new bag⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been held up for my backpack twice. I just carry everything in a grocery bag now. No one cares to steal my groceries. I might need to swap back to a backpack once food prices explode

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rules for a gun fight⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  relevant greentext

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anon is hungover⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  >be pete hegseth

  I’d rather not

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A professor of mine posited that most every sentence ever spoken or written had never before been communicated. There was some compelling math behind it, and some compelling reason it was mentioned, but I still find it dubious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that Miley Cyrus when she was like 10-12? I like the joke, OP, but it’s a little odd to overlay it on a picture of a girl that young. Slap a few years onto her, imo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Learning Japanese⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For all of Lemmy’s positive qualities, it’s still filled with nerds with a complex about keeping the record straight. Some like to be rude about it, like you and I, and others simply enjoy sharing information for the sake of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨groceries⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Grocery tierlist

  Starting off with the obvious s rank. You know it, you love it. A single bag of potato wedges that you pretend you forgot to purchase.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never heard of this check mark. I assume she’s 15 Indians or Chinese people behind a keyboard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Learning Japanese⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To spur discussion, mostly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Learning Japanese⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The US still looking weird by calling Germany “Germany.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good night sweet prince⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just hate the insistence on using non stick on all of them. Dish washers ruin the coating. What’s the point of convenient inconveniences?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good night sweet prince⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Got it. Put the pan in the low temp test chamber