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- Comment on Anon thinks about Johnny Bravo 15 hours ago:
Ended up watching a few more clips. It’s funny, I didn’t think bravo was funny when I watched it in passing but now it gets a giggle out of me.
- Comment on Anon thinks about Johnny Bravo 19 hours ago:
Alright, fine, I cede that it’s not funny, though neither was the original. They never managed to improve upon Pepe le pew.
- Comment on Anon thinks about Johnny Bravo 21 hours ago:
This cartoon feels particularly difficult to reboot at anything less than a pg-13. And I really hope that opinion persists for the next 4 years.
But it would be interesting to watch it as a limited series where he overcomes his preconceptions to become an actual decent person in a cooperative relationship. Or where he spirals into the extremes of toxic masculinity and becomes horrifically human. Love me a fall from grace.
- Comment on nuked from orbit 1 day ago:
That’s like saying “everyone has a hobby” when you witness someone picking fights in public. Some hobbies and spaces are objectively worse than others.
- Comment on nuked from orbit 1 day ago:
blue check marks
Ew
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Lemmy downvotes the most random things.
- Comment on Anon works at gamestop 3 days ago:
- Comment on Not the Toll Roads Notification of Toll Evasion!! 4 days ago:
Hey, it’s me, the IRS. Venmo me your overdue taxes or else I’ll put a lien on your house, you broke bitch.
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- Comment on Anon wants $3 million 4 days ago:
I like to think of myself as a teacher first, prankster second
- Comment on Anon wants $3 million 4 days ago:
- Comment on Anon wants $3 million 4 days ago:
- Comment on Anon wants $3 million 4 days ago:
Story goes that it was only up for an incredibly brief window (heh) and that tools were disallowed for all of the pre-screened participants of the competition. Supposedly, even with all of these measures in place, something still went wrong with the glass, causing the competition to run short.
- Comment on Catalyst 5 days ago:
I’d hate to get mixed up in all of that
- Comment on Good morning. 5 days ago:
Balls are a fellator’s shield against unintentionally playing the back nine, and I’m insulted that god gave them to only half of us.
- Comment on WHY 1 week ago:
You trying to tell me that you don’t know your toaster’s safe word?
- Comment on WHY 1 week ago:
French is wild, but it’s actually pretty easy to remember genders for appliances in particular. Generally, the more attractive the appliance, the less questionable its gender. Who could misgender a swamp cooler or a blender?
- Comment on The eye-popping amount of money Elon Musk has already slashed from the Education Department as staff melt down 1 week ago:
I dunno, my gas bill has never been lower since I took a hatchet to my engine block. Please don’t ask about my uber budget.
- Comment on Anon has a busy day 1 week ago:
I attribute my revulsion toward live service games to this greentext. Great visualization of the endgame for the soul-sucking garbage that’s become popular in recent years. It’s a return to the 80s arcade, stealing your every cent at record speed, but infinitely more surreptitious.
- Comment on Thank god "shit" is censored 1 week ago:
Anon, you gotta lock that up. Get him preganat immediately
- Comment on Anon pumps up the crowd 2 weeks ago:
The gradual thinning of your sanity is terrible. It feels like hypoxia gradually setting in, stealing your impetus, rotting your reality, peeling away what makes you human. Gotta get your brain settled with meds before your mind adjusts to the thoughts and you fundamentally cease to be yourself
- Comment on Anon finds a hidden message in Shrek 2 weeks ago:
Because the author drew them
- Comment on Anon finds a hidden message in Shrek 2 weeks ago:
Not particularly, but I’m the only one that brings narcan, so they keep me around
- Comment on Anon finds a hidden message in Shrek 2 weeks ago:
Shrek’s based on a book with a plot structure only vaguely resembling the movie, but sharing an identical moral message. Donkey and shrek are in the book, so donkey and shrek are in the movie. I don’t think it went past that.
- Comment on Romance scammers are now in the fediverse 2 weeks ago:
Do they pay per response or per length/difficulty of response? It’d be silly if someone were to create dozens of Lemmy accounts through which they could run a script that asks only the most costly questions on repeat 24/7. So silly
- Comment on Romance scammers are now in the fediverse 2 weeks ago:
They seem indomitable and I generally hate being on the losing side, so… Hey, it’s me. The sex person with the sex. F/18/under your floorboards. Stick your debit card through the slats for good, fun sex or else
- Comment on Anon gives up on Bitcoin in 2010 2 weeks ago:
Still no clue why it’s so popular while my beanie babies languish. Can’t you use beanie babies to buy drugs? Please?
- Comment on Creator of Bloodborne 60fps Patch Says Sony Has Sent Him a DMCA Takedown — but Why Now? 3 weeks ago:
Excellent, and precisely correct, observation!
- Comment on Creator of Bloodborne 60fps Patch Says Sony Has Sent Him a DMCA Takedown — but Why Now? 3 weeks ago:
Japan is incredibly prideful. They innovate fucking hard but refuse to copy each other’s homework, which leads to major “what the fuck is happening, why is this code 20 years out of date?” situations.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Sounds like he wants long-term flings rather than long-term relationships. Which is fine, as long as he understands what he’s getting himself into.