Gullible
@Gullible@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Looking at you hasan 3 hours ago:
I personally don’t understand attraction to this body type or the ultrabuff man equivalent. It just looks fundamentally monstrous, like Margaret Keane paintings attempting to be sensual. Seeing ten kilo tits on a two kilo torso makes me retch.
- Comment on Year of our Lord 1195 2 days ago:
I’ll make your grandmother howl like a dog trapped in a burning house if you don’t elucidate me within 5 minutes. My balls are in your court now.
- Comment on Year of our Lord 1195 2 days ago:
I’m not familiar with modern slang. Boy/girlmode, is that when someone is pretending to be their original gender or when they’re trying to put themselves fully in their gender mindspace?
- Comment on Anon finds the hidden message 2 days ago:
I ended up introducing many over there to the concept of “gang stalking.” Not my proudest moment, but very on brand.
- Comment on I genuinely think we can get the billies to do it themselves if we make this: 3 days ago:
Irl monster hunter. Metaphorically. (Literally)
- Comment on I genuinely think we can get the billies to do it themselves if we make this: 3 days ago:
Most excessively wealthy people don’t wear branded clothes. If you can’t see a label on someone’s clothes, they’re either wearing something from the bargain bin or a 400+ dollar plain t-shirt.
Which is to say, this might catch the millionaires but probably not the billionaires.
- Submitted 3 days ago to greentext@sh.itjust.works | 30 comments
- Comment on Anon finds the hidden message 4 days ago:
Schizoposting is hilarious. Whenever I try it on lemmy they say “whoa, go to the hospital” or “banned for trolling” or “Координаты обрыва: 38.87584° северной широты, 77.06226° западной долготы”
- Comment on Anon is behind enemy lines 5 days ago:
Then learn to forage or farm and steal a plot of land out in the forested boonies. Or join a commune. Or move to another country with your belongings. Or or or or etc.
Your choices aren’t just jail or death, and whoever led you to believe that likely had a vested interest in your distress or compliance
- Comment on Anon is behind enemy lines 5 days ago:
If this happened, which it didn’t because it’s just anon’s fictional insecurity playing out over their computer screen, then this would be an extreme display of their coworkers’ insecurity over their place in the world. You don’t exist to work. Work exists to service your desire to live in human society and nothing else.
- Comment on Anon goes for a walk with a girl 6 days ago:
Uhh, I fail to see what anon did wrong. Mundane conversations about average issues would give only the most selfish sort of person the ick.
- Comment on Papa I'm scared 1 week ago:
It needs the pause for processing. In a story, yours is preferable. In extreme short form online storytelling, it needs to completely set the stage for the majority of the literary diaspora in those communities to be able to digest it.
- Comment on Got any grapes? 1 week ago:
grapes
No, just petty larceny and indecent exposure
- Comment on Don't ask for more pixels 1 week ago:
Most of my favorite women can ejaculate and several of my favorite men have tits. Phrased another way, genderfluid ungendered fluids.
- Comment on Don't ask for more pixels 1 week ago:
If anyone wanted explicitly sexual words, they have them now. You’re welcome.
- Comment on Don't ask for more pixels 1 week ago:
Cum all over my tits, make me your alfredo dipped fucknugget
- Submitted 1 week ago to greentext@sh.itjust.works | 20 comments
- Comment on Anon’s clingers attempt to slow his ascent 1 week ago:
Attention: This person above is attempting to have you publicly mogged. Masticate my new supplement, Eagle Tar, to recoup your stolen androgens NOW. Sell your car, do the tar!
- Submitted 1 week ago to greentext@sh.itjust.works | 15 comments
- Comment on Tekken 8 lead has been trying to contact Waffle House for a collaboration for the past year - to no avail 1 week ago:
Could you imagine what that place would look like if it transitioned from the patrician’s violence venue to the everyman’s fight club? Pure anarchy.
- Comment on Mario Kart 64 got finally decompiled! 1 week ago:
Decomp projects accelerate the rate that romhacks come out through new or improved tools and fresh information about the inner workings of the game. Particularly when there was little experimentation previous to the decomp, as is the case here, to allow romhackers find the game’s kinks. It absolutely is not a romhack or romhacking tool, you are correct. It’s better!
- Comment on Mario Kart 64 got finally decompiled! 1 week ago:
It’s not a stretch to say that n64 romhacks are often of similar gameplay quality to modern titles, albeit with far lower graphical fidelity. With a racer like Mario kart, I’m curious how they’ll go about modernizing it. It seems too fundamentally janky with its controls and visuals to compete with anything within the last 20 years, but I’ve been nothing if not surprised by the ingenuity of romhackers.
- Comment on Anon gets a call from his past 1 week ago:
Weird way to tell someone you roofied them.
- Comment on Anon indulges 1 week ago:
For the record, I thought you were hilarious.
- Comment on Anon makes friends at the kinoplex 2 weeks ago:
I’ve always had an extreme fondness for this one, as it perfectly describes the way my mom and I used to watch horror movies. Every word in her voice, tone matching. Remember to cherish the people in your life. They’re not here forever.
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to greentext@sh.itjust.works | 27 comments
- Comment on Baseball, huh? 2 weeks ago:
Wait, was she? I got Eastern European, but not Jewish vibes
- Comment on Pope Joan 2 weeks ago:
During this thread, i started to feel as though sex were, metaphorically, Fahrenheit pretending to be Celsius. It’s still useful in its own way, but an updated lexicon would be helpful as we evolve.
- Comment on Pope Joan 2 weeks ago:
I don’t disagree, it’s just a lament born of exhaustion. As if any subsequent divisions, alternatives, euphemisms, or specifications wouldn’t immediately be surmised as “woke mind virus.”
- Comment on Pope Joan 2 weeks ago:
I admit, I do genuinely love the left wing resolution to the question. “Just give people the freedom to harmlessly be themselves, or else” pretty succinctly cuts through the stochastic terrorism. From the outside, it seems like a complete philosophy with room for future development, edges only apparent when we begin to question what’s human or harmless.
Simply absolving people of the need to care about something is a gloriously tantalizing gesture, and simultaneously collectivizing them through a broader umbrella is powerful. It’s religion for atheists.
