Gullible
@Gullible@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on A useful map for travelers 22 hours ago:
Reindeer, polar bears, and arctic foxes really need to step up their engineering game.
- Comment on my boss hates this one simple trick 1 day ago:
“Mrs Krinkle, why is Mrs Cigarette out?”
“There was an unfortunate accident in her class involving hydrochloric acid, so she was sent home for the week.”
“…But doesn’t she teach band?”
- Comment on Why did it take so damn long for humanity to "learn" how to draw/paint realistic images? 1 day ago:
Exactly. Taking in the expansive view before you is nice, but the giants we stand upon, stable societies and technological advancements, are worth a glance or two.
- Comment on Op, Op op op 1 day ago:
Gangnam style
One of the golden oldies!
- Comment on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 5 days ago:
Obligatory symbiosis is a sexy, sexy vehicle for propagation.
- Comment on Anon questions physics 5 days ago:
Apologies, I meant to write “contrahomogenous”
- Comment on Anon questions physics 5 days ago:
>go into grocery store
>find both sexy and repulsive peopleWhat the hell, since when have people been ahomogenous?
- Comment on Anons are not happy with their names 6 days ago:
thurry
I’m getting an image of cold tomato soup with hair in it.
- Comment on Anon tests something 1 week ago:
A reference to another greentext and anatomical issue. Diabetics have sweet urine.
- Comment on Everybody who ever voted for trump is a cunt. 1 week ago:
I can’t find a way to reply with contrarian satire that isn’t simply offering surreptitious fascist talking points appended with “/s”. The relegation of “both sides are the same” to the truly gullible has made proper political irony infinitely more difficult to construct, which has been the only real casualty of its relegation. I ask you woke moralists, was it worth taking away my easiest character to write?
- Comment on Anon tests something 1 week ago:
Prehistoric dangling diabetes detectors
- Comment on Invincible 💪 1 week ago:
drink chlorine
That’s a chilly beverage. Might also want to microwave your sodium to counteract the cold.
- Comment on Anon finally touches grass 2 weeks ago:
Through this sieve would come the ascended madmen. Those who escaped the cave and rejected the reality without, retreating to their chamber of hate and stagnation. The truly unhinged. No more naive, parroted bastardizations of the Socratic method. Merely the irreparables.
This select choir of lunatics voluntarily ablating their sanity will be decadence enough, I think
- Comment on Anon's body is a machine 2 weeks ago:
Living amongst avid beet eaters, I never noticed a color change. Guess i metabolize beets particularly well, which is neat.
- Comment on Anon is an archeologist 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on International Woof 2 weeks ago:
Me: screaming and weeping beside my father’s tire tread patterned body
Germans: Ich kann Sie nicht verstehen. Sprechen sie Deutsch?
- Comment on Anon recommends a cast iron pan 2 weeks ago:
to answer your question, I’ve heard it described as half hobby/half pan. And quality can vary on the finish. Mine required a full restoration after a potato took the seasoning with it. Since then, low maintenance.
- Comment on I have the weirdest aesthetic preferences 3 weeks ago:
Without the border, it just looks like one of those minecrafts kids are always going on about.
- Comment on Anon shares his dating preferences 3 weeks ago:
I’m old and don’t understand. Elucidate me, nerd
- Comment on Anon shares his dating preferences 3 weeks ago:
no girls who are on dating apps like Tinder
But why tho?
- Comment on Anon uncovers something big 3 weeks ago:
Sounds like something an alien would say, which is just what you want me to think!
- Comment on Anon is a tour guide at a museum 3 weeks ago:
♫ fun ways to lie ♫
♫ so many fun ways to lie ♫ - Comment on Anon is a tour guide at a museum 3 weeks ago:
Unfortunately, I’m an only child. But I could ask my sisters whether they have any siblings who fit that description.
- Comment on Anon is a tour guide at a museum 3 weeks ago:
TIL I’m your AP history teacher (just kidding, but I do enjoy recreationally lying to children)
- Comment on Anon wants to stop the mad painter 4 weeks ago:
I’m a fan of outlines, myself. There’s no such thing as a correct answer here. Yellow paint, sparklies, circling white lines, glowing, pulsing, rainbow stickers, whatever. As long as it isn’t as odd as god of war where runes emphasize all wilderness climbing walls, my suspension of disbelief is unfazed. Took me a while to figure out that you can climb them. I just thought they were decorative for like 5 confusing minutes.
- Comment on In order to pay import duties, these crazy fuckers are expecting me to enter my bank logon details into their website. What. The. Fuck. 4 weeks ago:
From the same phone number?
- Comment on Anon wants to stop the mad painter 4 weeks ago:
Anyone against highlighting interactables and enemies wasn’t around for games in the 80s-90s. Fucking, why were interactable items and fixtures so common and so goddamn bland?
- Comment on In order to pay import duties, these crazy fuckers are expecting me to enter my bank logon details into their website. What. The. Fuck. 4 weeks ago:
They’ve been doing essentially the same thing for years. Here’s the site from 2 years ago. Not to say that this is definitely safe, but scam sites usually don’t last this long
- Comment on Anon makes bad decisions 4 weeks ago:
Long-term, I honestly don’t know whether this is the cheaper option. DUIs make insurance pricy.
- Comment on God of War Ragnarok PC port suffers review bombing on Steam due to PlayStation Network account requirement 4 weeks ago:
It’s a set of criteria. Reviews are organized from outside the review site, are negative, and generally come from people without any real interest in the piece of media.