Gullible
@Gullible@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Talk about hat hair... 4 days ago:
Catfish? What do you mean? Would you really call a delicate, wet creature like me a catfish?
- Comment on lulz 4 days ago:
As their song goes, “there’s a schism between us, baby.” Or, perhaps more relevantly, “it’s like he’s both 46 and 2” from their album Vaginal Biome Destruction.
- Comment on Talk about hat hair... 5 days ago:
Thanks! I’ve definitely put work into getting this swimmer’s body
- Comment on Talk about hat hair... 5 days ago:
Bro, what? Why would you say that? You’re crazy. What? No. I’m definitely that. Here’s a nude pic to confirm!
- Comment on Talk about hat hair... 5 days ago:
I still have no clue how people were convinced to look like fucking tiny Tim. And these goofy short sleeve button up dress shirts? Who’s teaching these kids this nonsense??
- Comment on Anon misses flash 1 week ago:
Iirc, wasn’t flash deprecated because of unpatchable bugs that presented a gaping holein your browser security?
- Comment on Bean virus 1 week ago:
I mean, not using a corruptible president is just leaving money on the table. It’s not like-
“…his vocal support of President Donald Trump”
I hope he develops a debilitating gambling addiction so he might one day experience hardship again.
- Comment on Anon remembers Baby Dovahkiin 1 week ago:
The year is 2045. A new console has been released. My impenetrable plastic dome grows 281701 copies of Skyrim taller. My living spaces lie so deep within the confines of this polyethylene prison that the explosive crack of the delivery cranes can no longer disturb the air around me.
I’ve been alone for years now. My two children, brave and foolish in equal measure, attempted to tunnel out while my partner and I passed the time in blissful ignorance. The torrential shift in the stack felt as though the world had cleaved itself in two. It had.
My partner blamed herself. I did the same. But she managed to take her leave of our situation before I could. We had long ago spoken about final arrangements, so I had already prepared a coffin crafted out of special edition boxes. I entombed her along with our little boys within the chamber closed in the avalanche.
My taciturn days and years are spent carefully carving an unerringly straight line through the hoard of copies holding me prisoner.
Recently, I’ve heard something other than the scurrying of vermin or the cacophonous settling of stack. A ceaseless, rumbling hum that stirs memories of travel and sunshine. The giddiness in my chest is as unrelenting as the electric pain piercing through my bowed back. I might soon find my way out.
…
My first breath of freedom feels like icy daggers rending at my throat. I cannot muster the strength to open my eyes. How had the world changed? How had I? How could I function after all I had gone through? With a soft breath out, I slowly lifted my eyelids to begin again. New, and fresh. A voice from nearby rang through my ears as light filled my eyes. “You’re awake then?”
- Comment on Anon likes Mario 1 week ago:
I frequently compare Elden ring’s camera to Mario 64. It’s just good enough until you’re in an enclosed space. Plenty of romhacks have solved the issue with fixed camera angles or fully outdoor level design.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 1 week ago:
God god, it’s escaping containment!
- Comment on I just want juice, is that so much to ask? 1 week ago:
They are, however, made of the fruit they’re named after with little sugar added. That 8oz is about half a pound, and half a pound of grapes is calorically comparable
We’ve cultivated tree candy, and I can’t see it any other way.
- Comment on I just want juice, is that so much to ask? 1 week ago:
Unless you’re looking for Apple or grape juice specifically, this is what you get. I’ve long decided to avoid juices as a result. If I want a sugar water packet, I just pack a honeycrisp apple, orange, Asian pear, plum, or a slightly overripe bartlett pear.
- Comment on Yay, milkshakes! 2 weeks ago:
That’s far more liquid than I expected them to contain. I also expected them to be left alive, not drained dry. Wouldn’t it be more economical to feed them in a large tank for a few weeks, rather than killing them outright? I feel like fish food, by mass, costs 1/10th or less of live horseshoe crabs.
- Comment on How does genital nomenclature change as a person transitions? 2 weeks ago:
That’s basically where I’m at. Just general rules of thumb for people
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- Comment on meow meow meow 2 weeks ago:
Well, cats do behave suspiciously like a non-solid
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- Comment on Why nor???? 2 weeks ago:
Legit question. Can the ring influence targeting computers over long distances? Or modern llms?
- Comment on The script is mysterious and important. 2 weeks ago:
“It’s [current year] blazing saddles.”
“It’s Martian manhunter but demon in a bottle”
“It’s Dracula, but from Dracula’s perspective.”
They’re interesting premises and easily understood. I can’t knock smith for choosing them. You never know what’ll end up on the editor’s floor. There might have been a better cut somewhere in there
- Comment on Don't forget to wash up! 2 weeks ago:
Ah, I gotcha now. Yeah, it’s definitely just goatse+1 penis. The spout and sink aren’t even reminiscent of any plumbing I’ve ever seen.
- Comment on Don't forget to wash up! 2 weeks ago:
I mean, it’s legit in that the sticker exists. Whether there was an uproar over the sticker’s usage, which I believe seems unlikely, I smell something fishy.
The modern internet is such a weird place. A gypsy market within a library housing a compendium of games. I don’t love it.
- Comment on Anon spends time with his dad 2 weeks ago:
I have to wonder how pissed off this dude has to be every time he comes into his philistine son’s awful little home without a single crt. The fact that he’s willing to tolerate any of this goes to show how much he loves his son. That’s goals.
- Comment on Don't forget to wash up! 3 weeks ago:
After searching around for a bit, and finding only a single Etsy listing for this sticker, I’ve come to the conclusion that this is an ad for that overpriced sticker.
- Comment on Is thus true? 3 weeks ago:
Could you imagine having to take your thousand dollar fursuit head to a shop for repairs after only a few outings? I’d be pissed.
- Comment on Littering 🚯 3 weeks ago:
Just don’t credit me, I’m pretty sure I plagiarized it in part from elsewhere
- Comment on Littering 🚯 3 weeks ago:
We are killing less. And overwhelmingly so. If you don’t count faceless, recontectualized packaged cow, chicken, and pig meat. We’re also still pretty good about keeping our close group alive, but medicine men, insurance, and numbers over 100 are a strictly cultural practice not cemented within our genetic memory in any meaningful way, so society as a whole suffers under the burden of our limited empathy.
You can also get into the economics of governance to get a good look at what it would mean to move the systems in place enough to reach the sort of universal socioeconomic safety that you’d personally find acceptable. I’m a fan of Europe’s deal… up to a point.
I really don’t mean to cut things off, but the scope of this conversation would necessarily reach so incredibly wide that I don’t believe I can keep your attention or mine for a dozen pages of philosophy, biology, anthropology, history, psychology, and economics. In short, I, personally, can only expect people to fit neatly into a groove so long as it isn’t too far removed from the one we dug a hundred thousand years ago.
- Comment on Littering 🚯 3 weeks ago:
I think you might have some ontologically incongruous standards. We are crazy apes. You can take the guns away, but the murder will persist for millennia, if not gene edited out. Banning the guns and lead bullets is more likely to work than expecting humanity to spontaneously diverge from its evolutionary roots of the bang bus murder ape
- Comment on Annon relfects on W doing it for the love of the game 3 weeks ago:
The funny part was the massive gas tax that doubled my gas budget, which was later repealed, but gas prices were unaltered by the repeal. And I think that’s happened like 3 times in my life. I still remember thinking a dollar was expensive for gas.
- Comment on Annon relfects on W doing it for the love of the game 3 weeks ago:
Thank you. I could feel the aneurism developing further with every subsequent line.
- Comment on Anon disrespects their elders 3 weeks ago:
You could be, but the joke was to lash out in the sort of passive aggressive, out of touch obstinance that you can find in many older Christians in the US. I, as the (relatively) anonymous face, accept the responsibility and derision of playing the jester. You, as the audience, accept the responsibility of recognizing the group being emulated, and laughing at the fool.
It’s a form of punching down, sure, but I don’t respect socially bubbled bigots enough to care about their feelings, regardless of their age
