Gullible

@Gullible@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨egg⁩ ⁨⁨51⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I’ll leave the snake jokes to you. That was really good

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨egg⁩ ⁨⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  I know you weren’t the original person, and yet you’re clearly upset. I can only assume it’s because you felt personally insulted.

  I think I’ll continue playing the fool to middling success. Feel free to stay endlessly angry to achieve the same result.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨egg⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sad that you’re willing to be a dick to someone on the internet for a silly joke. I imagine you’re also rude irl.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨egg⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re clearly upset that you believed I was insulting you even after I pointed out that I wasn’t. I’m not sure what you want from this interaction, at this point

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨egg⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you legitimately not understand or are you just upset? I’m willing to explain the correlation between contraceptive use and economics, if it’s the former

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨egg⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a pun, you goober

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨egg⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s entirely necessary when I set myself up for that punchline. Was it a bit conspicuous when I mentioned a very specific body part they lack, and then made a joke?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨egg⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Access mostly relates to socioeconomic factors, but you’re largely correct. Use is notably higher in more affluent areas, but snakes are largely homeless and unsupported through reproductive legislation so that rarely matters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨egg⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Uhh, they should have covered this in school even if your parents neglected to do so, but here you go.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨egg⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s interesting, I’m having a hard time picturing their diaphragm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's grandpa does his own research⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you think of a single genocide? Just ein will do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Force is the last refuge of the incompetent⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, rto is mostly an assertion of control and an a chance to lay people off without legally laying them off. Your jail and execution chamber don’t have to do anything besides adhere to regulations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes shots at Donkey Kong⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t stand most platformers, but particularly older ones. It’s maddening to play within such small visual areas. If I have to consistently guess what’s on the other end of a jump in a game about controlling my jumps, you’ve fucked up completely as a developer. Donkey Kong is awful at letting you know what exists in front of you within a timely manner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for cozy / wholesome gaming communities⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Beehaw is a Lemmy instance specifically oriented toward being cozy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for cozy / wholesome gaming communities⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Beehaw’s probably your ticket

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets philosophical⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t just luck into the Olympics. If it’s something odd like an ancient hermit in Malaysia-

  and it just struck me that it might be someone or something wildly unethical. I’d at first considered disgust to be my sole concern, but between age and state of life, I’m keeping the blinders on and never taking them off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets philosophical⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the only answer that makes sense. How’re you meant to reconnect with this thing, whatever it might be, if you don’t take off your blindfold? That said, I’d rather not flowers for algernon myself in the first place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pop it in your calendars⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s far and away their most profitable game to date, so it would make sense to get some perspective from it. Can you offer anything concrete about their other platform sales? I’m not familiar with any tools for that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pop it in your calendars⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed. Subnautica 1 steam revenue breakdown offers a bit of perspective on why they might want to play pretend.

  “How much money did Subnautica make? We estimate that Subnautica made $274,113,745.92 in gross revenue since its release. Out of this, the developer had an estimated net revenue of $80,863,555.05. Refer to the revenue table for a full breakdown of these numbers.”

  $274,113,746
  GROSS REVENUE

  ADJ. REGIONAL PRICING
  $24,670,237.13

  DISCOUNTS
  $54,822,749.18

  REFUNDS
  $32,893,649.51

  STEAM CUT
  $48,518,133.03

  VAT / SALES TAX
  $32,345,422.02

  NET REVENUE
  $80,863,555.05

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon buys a can of beans⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just to preserve your sanity, op, I understood this one and chuckled. Good greens

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Invincible⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  >character’s named Halo >never utters a greeting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Browser extensions turn nearly 1 million browsers into website-scraping bots⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Take a drink every time you see dog/cat fact browser extensions

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a gamer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I do, otherwise I couldn’t have this issue! Pretty close to the way you do it, as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a welcoming community⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Right wingers fucking wish they could shitpost this hard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a warning for incels⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree, in that “self improvement” is a fairly nebulous concept and acceptance of the self is a positive trait, but they should probably still look to improve themselves. Exercise, volunteer, pick up a hobby outside the house, cut off your toxic community and find another. Volunteering and community tend to go together, from my experience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do so many homes in rural areas have a front yard full of junk?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But mind the allure of the trash piles, with their sleek chrome and opulent velvet. Lest you become what you rail against

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bitch shape attack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re asking a question without a complete answer, as it’s a complex system in active research, but truthfully, I only know of a couple offhandedly. Some strains of lactobacillus occupy space largely benignly, and some E. coli produce vitamin k. Hit up Wikipedia for an abundance of specifics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bitch shape attack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Some perform tasks, but they largely just take up space, and that’s a good thing. Your body’s full of materials that malignantly pathogenic bacteria would love to get their hands on. Bacteria that are largely incapable of doing anything to us take up space that would otherwise be occupied. You’d likely prefer an old squatter living in your walls, rather than a crackhead. You’d probably prefer an electrician, but that’s life. Better they’re largely benign than overtly and desperately malicious.

  You factually do have a viral balance in your internal ecosystem. Bacteriophages cull populations, and some viruses hyper-specialize in attacking cancer. There are more examples, but I can’t immediately recall

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bitch shape attack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Take some of those same bacteria and set them directly against the intestinal lining without any of the delicious mucus in the way and you’ll have a slightly unpleasant time. And I’m being literal. It’ll be aggravating, and deleterious to your long term health, but usually not immediately life threatening. They’re absolutely beneficial, but they’re in it for themselves. They’re not beneficent, they just are, which was all the point I intended to make.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bitch shape attack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Never heard of it. Did you mean to say gigananomachines?