Gullible

@Gullible@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BDSM⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It really do be like that tho⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Lot of dead dogs in the confusion after someone yells “fire!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is in trouble⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  50% of the time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is in trouble⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Study I read stated that 57mg/kg was the lowest recorded ingestion leading to mortality. Anon’s organs lost a few steps but they’re likely fine enough

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is in trouble⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  ld50 150 mg/kg

  Anon almost definitively survived, but they got on a fucked up ride

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Based Red Dead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude, it’s the euphemism treadmill. You exercise your mind while making other people more comfortable to be around you. Your complaint has existed for hundreds of years, and will only lead to poorer social connectivity. Just hop on and put on some tunes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I prefer an Italian blend in the morning⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s hilarious, Keurig™ would never allow anyone to use unaffiliated cartridges.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Victim Anon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon surviving that incident is a miracle. They definitely installed windows 10. I can tell based on the words and seeing many windows users in my time. I bet they had a decent W7 setup until it was ruined by the cause listed on their mutual divorce papers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can I search lemmy for answers similar to how in 2019 you could google search "[problem] + reddit"?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Your instance holds a copy of the information, so just use your instance url. Unless your instance is down, in which case you should not use your instance url

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a child went into a coma and woke up as an adult what would happen ?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They capable of perceiving outside themselves while in the coma?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typical from my so called imaginary friend⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I question whether one can remain entirely sane. We all have idiosyncrasies and delusions, and anyone denying they have them would be either a liar or terrifyingly inhuman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good afternoon I'm here to make a parches of a slic.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Saturday only” what? For the offer? The change in hours? No lottery on Saturday? Is the store only open on Saturday? Typos are fine, but at least segment your information to make it intelligible. (Note to self, post nonsense signs in windows)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's date has a third degree burn⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Good time to ask about hepatitis. Usually an awkward ask, but anon has a golden opportunity,

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After shutting down several popular emulators, Nintendo admits emulation is legal⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re going to sell it for $500, if it’s comparable to the steam deck. I find that unlikely, personally.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After shutting down several popular emulators, Nintendo admits emulation is legal⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I imagine the steam deck will be capable of emulating switch 2 titles nearly immediately, so there’s little reason to buy it. They really need to make their hardware comparable to their software (minus the notoriously awful Japan™ netcode)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries stand-up comedy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That was actually my inspiration. It haunts me frequently, the idea of being so utterly alone in a group of people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries stand-up comedy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Kid’s an incredible actor. It looks like he’s legitimately having a panic attack on stage. I need his agent’s number”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes on a first date⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This feels like you’re just rephrasing “don’t watch anime”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happened to Larry the Cable Guy?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I loved the way he blended his comedy into pseudo-lectures. Very dry, unlike his liver

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to fit in⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Better than asking which side of the restaurant is the designated shitting street

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fun Fact!: no matter in which order you read it, you can still understand this meme.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  [www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDIKxfWVGT8&t=1m20s](credit where it’s due)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to solve his problems⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  CS Lewis has never had to choose which travel companion to cannibalize during a mountaintop snow storm. Unless your acquaintances look particularly diseased, they’re usually the easiest choice. Friendship can save your life. Take that, you timeless fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We overpaid you and need you to pay back $.23⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This was my dad. He fucking despises capitalism and giant corporations, so forcing them to mail him a check for $.15 several times a month was his go-to antagonism. He might, legitimately have been a facet of the fall of sears and the one holding the USPS together, the way he forced sears to mail him a check every few days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon does overhead press⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would they refuse to set it? Your insurance wouldn’t cover it? Doctor without a clue? Shift change that left you between doctors in a room, alone, for 6 & 1/2 hours?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what exercises work for you to avoid back pain?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Consider a sports massage as well. Fair chance you have some knots going.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't wash⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The microbes are dead because I blanched them for 5 minutes, like the internet said to do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't wash⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I tried sous vide but the ziplocks kept leaking, so I improvised. My son, trying to be helpful, kept spilling the warm hanger steak water on our dog, who didn’t mind at all but did manage to build a habit of tripping him on his way to the sink like a chihuahua-shaped guided trip cord. Even after she broke 3 of her legs in a botched attempt, looking like a potato on weighted stilts, the habit persisted. Then we moved on to blanching and my wife had to grind the handles off of our cast iron pot to prevent the kid from trying to move it. It was headache after compromise after headache, but my wife and I tolerated it for the perfect steaks. Just try to tell me they don’t look appetizing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't wash⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I never wash my meats, that would cast the external microbes around the kitchen. Instead, I blanch them in boiling water for a few minutes. It’s kinda like sous vide, but faster. It’s also fine if you forget it in the water for a bit, the meat will only get cleaner! Toss some broccoli into the water for full meal prep with minimal cleanup

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's strict mom⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not simply overflow her with your cum tissues? She’s your mom, so you should know her inside and out, so her buffer should be accessible. I ask for 257 tissues every day and my mom has no idea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon trying understanding women⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only a very minor recontrextualization, it’s largely men who date nearly exclusively through apps. From what little I’ve seen, every app appears antagonistic toward (straight) men looking to date seriously, so they believe that is the way things are irl.