Gullible
@Gullible@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Anons Super Power 2 hours ago:
There’s a wonderful short story about something adjacent to mind control. If you’re a horror fan, it might be enjoyable. “The Things” by Peter Watts (audiobook available)
- Comment on Anons Super Power 9 hours ago:
Mind control is objectively the best option. Using the ability to affect the dispositions of others, I’d easily be able to perv on guys and hump them in their sleep.
- Comment on Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost 15 hours ago:
Starbucks is the poster boy for saying one thing and doing another. Their marketing and damage control cost less than accepting employee demands.
- Comment on Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost 1 day ago:
What’s woke coffee? Every coffee joint I can think of, diners and artisanal shops excluded, are the union bustingest, republican donatingest, fair weather friends in the world.
- Comment on Anon visits the restroom 4 days ago:
I can’t help but wonder why he wouldn’t simply answer his classmate and end this debacle. “No, I don’t have a loose asshole, it’s of average diameter and depth, but I appreciate that you took the time to ask.” What a weird hill to die on.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
Lemmy’s opinions are a poor substitute for polls. Give them a little time to ascertain whether democracy is likely to fall.
- Comment on Anon watches nature documentaries 5 days ago:
I haven’t watched proper TV in 20 years so I honestly don’t know whether this is actually happening in peoples’ homes. The discovery merger lends too much credence to the possibility. Which reality show completed the enshitification of an already extremely enshitified service? Was it duck dynasty that set the trajectory for [current year]?
- Comment on Make new friends today! 6 days ago:
- Comment on Anon goes on a date 1 week ago:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
- Comment on Anon goes on a date 1 week ago:
“Can you believe everything that’s going wrong in the world?”
“I know, right? It’s like, let people live their lives! Interfering in people’s lives has allowed society to regress 40 years in only 3, which bodes poorly for the future.”
*pause* “Agreed! I love gays and transes. They deserve my taxes, not white people.”
- Comment on EVIL GUY 2 weeks ago:
Lemmy’s literacy level: below high school. Jesus fucking Christ.
- Comment on EVIL GUY 2 weeks ago:
I’m perfectly fine. The people who knowingly attempted to read a fanfic about violating an elderly woman and grew upset at its withholding, on the other hand…
- Comment on EVIL GUY 2 weeks ago:
Same but you’re role playing as The Mountain that rides:
you sure you want to read this?
You sick animal, how dare you attempt to read gilf rape smut? Think about what you’ve done.
- Comment on Anon gives back 2 weeks ago:
OS: chromeOS
Phone: stock xiaomi 10
Browser: internet explorer (VM)
Search engine: baidu results served through ask jeeves
Location: Constantly updated via API to Facebook
Cookies: batch downloaded
Send optional data to Microsoft: printed and mailed - Comment on The Circle of Life 2 weeks ago:
“Hey baby, those legs go all the way up?
“And around!”
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- Comment on The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten 2 weeks ago:
Bring in the disrupters. Rip out the old guard with the ferocity deserved of the handle on your greatest enemy’s anal beads.
- Comment on The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten 2 weeks ago:
In this case, you’re talking about a chicken turning back into an egg. The chicken has already grown large thanks to massive venture capital loans, server costs, and the board that appeared upon its explosion guiding it toward further engorgement. Dating apps don’t, by definition, have to partake of ultracapitalism, but every single major example unequivocally does.
- Comment on The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten 2 weeks ago:
It’s fascinating that profits hinge on providing a slightly below par experience on most forms of social media, dating apps included. Facebook et al require it for rage interactions while dating apps need it to maintain a userbase to populate and pay for the service.
Love me some lemmy.
- Comment on Anon gets a text from his cousin 3 weeks ago:
“I never thought that I’d need permission but having it feels so liberating.”
- Comment on “Don’t worry honey, I got this” 3 weeks ago:
There were many items on the list, none stocked. My ketogenic diet and filthy toilet phase had just begun.
- Comment on “Don’t worry honey, I got this” 3 weeks ago:
“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart.
“Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?”
“I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley.
*gasp* my gluten allergy.
- Comment on *nonchalant whistling* 3 weeks ago:
Ni__a and slut, in that order. I’m getting all of this thirdhand. TikTok is beyond salvation.
- Comment on *nonchalant whistling* 3 weeks ago:
*ahem* grape, unalive, r*dditor, 🅱️🅱️, sewerslide, bop.
- Comment on Live your best life 3 weeks ago:
Exactly. Sometimes you don’t require anything besides a texture and cauliflower runs the gamut from crunchy to creamy. Cauliflower is a versatile daily driver. I don’t want to stock my fridge with 400 ingredients and let indecision lead them all to the dumpster. Learning to mix colors is fundamental to painting. Same premise here.
- Comment on Lemmy is the best social media 4 weeks ago:
The rarity of trolls is nice. The near absence of advertising accounts is immeasurably gratifying. Valuing both privacy and Linux is…
- Comment on The fine art of negotiation 4 weeks ago:
Every time she puts on her Jammies, I imagine she’s excited to wake up 160 dollars richer.
- Comment on Anon gives back 4 weeks ago:
You seem to be attempting to disagree with me whilst agreeing with everything I’ve said. I can only only offer so many indicators of sarcasm!
- Comment on Anon gives back 5 weeks ago:
Robbed the kitchen of a couple minutes, robbed the host of a couple minutes, robbed the company of a couple bucks worth of food. Essentially victimless. The restaurants I worked at offered unclaimed food to staff for half price or free. Not a huge deal, essentially harmless. Half hour before close usually isn’t an inconveniently busy time.
- Comment on Dell said return to the office or else—nearly half of workers chose “or else” - Workers stayed remote even when told they could no longer be promoted. 5 weeks ago:
Their intent is to lay off workers without any of the trappings of laying off workers. If some of them happen to stick around despite the reduced benefits, dell’s happy. IBM’s been doing it to rob people of their pension for like 60 years now.