Gullible
@Gullible@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Anon buys a can of beans 4 hours ago:
Couple of things here, demons aren’t an organic species in frieren, they’re crafted directly from magic itself to kill people. They’re 40k orcs, but slower to breed. They’re human shaped because of Darwinian mechanisms that allowed them to live longer in the shape of humans. Each any every one of them is a sociopath masking it with a malevolently high iq, with psychology of an inherently foreign base.
They’re allowed to exist freely, they choose war at every turn as their base. In fact, their king seeks coexistence and understanding, but does so by genociding humanity for a literal millennium in order to build a psychological basis for humankind’s behavior. Some demon leaders suggested that humanity would be completely wiped out to exist long before their king might finally bridge the gap.
Attempts at coexistence continue to occur, but all turned out to be subterfuge, with the ends being genocide. There’s a vague suggestion that this is a time travel based Douglas Adams-esque god crafted world-computer created to quantize human psychology, but that is also monstrous. Anyway, read the comic if you want to understand.
- Comment on With how the republican party work in 10 years the presidential candidate will be an open pedophile and they will say they defeated wokeness. 5 hours ago:
Thank you
- Comment on With how the republican party work in 10 years the presidential candidate will be an open pedophile and they will say they defeated wokeness. 6 hours ago:
That’s the one, guess I misremembered the order of events a smidge
- Comment on 🎵 It means something something... 🎵 19 hours ago:
Didn’t they lack any no clue about simba being a prince, perceiving himself as a patricidal murderer, or the manipulation? I feel like I remember simba guarding that info
- Comment on With how the republican party work in 10 years the presidential candidate will be an open pedophile and they will say they defeated wokeness. 1 day ago:
There’s a comic where a character describes beautiful philanthropic ventures he’d begin when he becomes rich. The next panel, they’re suddenly rich. In the next, the newly minted billionaire rubs his chin in consideration. In the last panel, he says he’d like to fuck children instead.
(I’ve described it rather than posting it because I can’t think of a way to look this up without ending up on a list)
- Comment on Anon's job has perks 1 day ago:
- Comment on Anon's job has perks 1 day ago:
You would not want human manure. Human manure will eventually kill you. Pathogenic bacteria, viruses, prions, parasites, amoebas, heavy metals, plastic, the list could go on for ages but these are my biggest concerns. You will eventually contract a horrific illness from human manure, and it will cause you to wither to a husk before killing you. 0/10, do not recommend.
- Comment on Anon enjoys Minecraft 1 day ago:
Has something happened recently? Or has there been an ongoing issue?
- Comment on there's danger that wades in those waters 1 day ago:
He’d have a decent shot against many of them because they lack the brain power to conceive of the idea that something topside is messing with them. The instant they have the mind or physical ability to check, it’s bad times for him. Better have centurions ready to defend him against the odd peeking plesiosaur.
- Comment on Diced Giant Steak 3 days ago:
I honestly can’t tell the difference. The only difference might be in texture, but I eat a lot of soup
- Comment on Can I use your shower? 1 week ago:
I can’t imagine even considering touching someone’s used washcloth. Frankly, I don’t even touch mine. I use them only once before washing them. They’re small, so a week’s supply occupies little space
- Comment on I just learned 37% of Americans fear vaccinating their dog will cause the dog to develop autism. 😐 2 weeks ago:
I-can dogs even be autistic?
- Comment on It comes with an add on countdown timer. 2 weeks ago:
Me and my friends were looking for something fun to do during our weekend hangout and we stumbled upon this [dome]. Let me tell you, we had a blast using it to make our very own geodesic dome!
“So me and the boys was just having some brews, postulating that Riemann’s impoverished upbringing likely led to the health issues that robbed the world of a shining star singularly embodying the superego, when we stumbled upon this little ditty.”
Who the hell thinks this sounds remotely believable? AI writes the most ridiculous reviews
- Comment on Relevant username 2 weeks ago:
I only just noticed your username. Lmao
- Comment on Now departing from Des Moines International Airport 2 weeks ago:
There are a multitude of jokes I could make about riding this thing, but I’d instead like to call attention to just how long this thing is. It’s at least 50% longer than any corn cob I’ve ever seen. That’s an incredibly long cob
- Comment on Illuminati 2 weeks ago:
Every fiber of my being wants to make and post a multi-gigabyte resolution bump to this image with the text the exact same number of pixels, but I don’t think people will click my mediafire download link to see my silly little joke
- Comment on Anon solves mental health 2 weeks ago:
Putting your hand in a puddle of glue, letting it dry, peeling it off, and saving your fresh peel for later is a form of self reflection
- Comment on Anon does a drug bust 2 weeks ago:
“Nyx is pretty cool. I like the way they turn into a bat. But I don’t see what that has to do with your electrical issues.”
- Comment on Anons Offer Valuble Input. 2 weeks ago:
AIDS, aids to you, good sir or madam or other
- Comment on Anons Offer Valuble Input. 2 weeks ago:
Tiny, unusable corners like those always frustrate me. They’re effectively permanent, because they cost more to take back than they are worth, and look ridiculous. I don’t mean to overreact, but whoever decided to create this useless sliver of space should get aids.o
- Comment on Anon writes an essay 3 weeks ago:
I mean, plagiarism is about presenting others’ ideas as your own. You can write an essay made up of exclusively the ideas of others and present it as a grand, unified theory of [ ], or grab some tasty niblets from the works of others to spice up your arguments. The idea that you are meant to singularly offer novelty to the professor (‘s assistant) who has read your thoughts multiple times that day is silly.
- Comment on Bread mold 3 weeks ago:
I started up a compost to help cover my conscience about food waste. Worst case scenario, my food is reborn as tomatoes, kale, and herbs. Or as a raccoon because I forgot to secure the lid.
- Comment on Bread mold 3 weeks ago:
I used to be the same way, following the same thought process. Just cutting off the visible mold and a small area around it. I stopped after I got food poisoning from a restaurant and had to eat hospital food for a week. Then I started up again immediately after getting back home to my moldy food. Still no repercussions, that I can tell
- Comment on Anon is eyemaxxing 3 weeks ago:
Huh. I always believed eye contact was simply looking people in the eyes, regardless of the direction of their gaze. They might have made the same mistake.
- Comment on Anon is smart or dumb 3 weeks ago:
Ozempic is an example of a satiety inducer. There are many!
- Comment on Anon watches the Blair Witch Project 3 weeks ago:
:::spoiler get ready to feel fear caress your tender, expectant cheek Pi
- Comment on Anon is smart or dumb 3 weeks ago:
You’re correct, I don’t die of sexual dissatisfaction.
But more to the point, the sense of hunger, horniness, co2 poisoning, desire for human companionship, etc. are fundamental human experiences that drive our behaviors. Their absence is noticed in more ways than might immediately be apparent. Anon’s tenuous relationship with showering, for instance, might be completely severed in the absence of a sex drive.
- Comment on Anon is smart or dumb 3 weeks ago:
> be me > female, hungry, 15 > only like tasty food > can't cook any tasty foods > take pills to induce satiation
- Comment on Anon is eyemaxxing 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon is eyemaxxing 3 weeks ago:
Exactly. They want someone with the force of character, however small, to maintain eye contact. It isn’t an inherently positive trait, it’s simply a trait.
