Gullible

@Gullible@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there still an effort to move technical help threads from Redshit to here?⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Technically yes and technically no. With Reddit, people just asked questions and received answers for like 20 years. We’re on year 3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there still an effort to move technical help threads from Redshit to here?⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Your username- by any chance, are you an author?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There was a meme here, it's gone now. Oh wait. No, there it is.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  So long as it inspires a question in the audience I’m specifically targeting, I’m not just satisfied, I’m downright chuffed! But, to clarify, the joke was the same premise as yours. Utilize a pleasant comparison to produce abject horror. Dogs and makeup shouldn’t be men, or vice versa.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There was a meme here, it's gone now. Oh wait. No, there it is.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Whether it’s due to autism, childhood, or naivety, I’m taken seriously fairly often on this site when I intend to joke. I’ve decided that linking poes law is enough. If people can’t sense something peculiar with a hint that large, it’s on them. You seem to understand that my joke was derivative of yours, so my explanation was aimed at explaining why I linked the article, rather than the article itself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There was a meme here, it's gone now. Oh wait. No, there it is.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  And women also love makeup, so be sure to come ready to emulate it! You can practice in the mirror, covering your face with your hands to learn how to produce the look you’re going for. And grasp tight! No one likes it when makeup slips!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you use your blinker in a car?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Often, the person behind will also accelerate when they see your blinker, closing your chance. The place 2 cars back might be available now, or taken by someone else. But the option to do as the Romans do and simply merge remains!

  In India, using your blinker would solely identify you as a foreigner. I do not recommend accruing infinite tickets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you use your blinker in a car?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Enjoy never reaching your destination as other drivers risk life and limb to box you out of “their” space.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you use your blinker in a car?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Area dependent. Blinkers get in the way if you live somewhere like India or San Antonio

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a female friend⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This story is fictional, but it seems as though anon was disinterested in the easy lay, which we as the audience are meant to derive satisfaction from.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a statistic⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fedora with safari flaps in the back

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheers lads⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit, I have a hard time driving after one beer. Driving is just fucking boring and my sobriety affords me the clarity of mind to not space out completely. 4-8 beers for a .15? How’re you staying on the road?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure Vance is much of a gain over Trump. How far down the chain would we have to go to find someone palatable?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨purpose⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m prepping my ovipositors as we speak

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨purpose⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I be an insect?

  …🥺
  👉👈

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Congrats Anon :3⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This post is years old. Anon has assuredly invested in an in-shower enema nozzle already, or is licked clean daily.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon needs sleep⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If it ever happens, calmly but firmly tell her that you’re entirely alone in the world. That your cat’s imminent mummification upon your demise haunts you some nights and warms your heart on others. Your central place in Cumsock’s grand astrology is all that keeps you grounded. You are Cumsock’s sun. His order. His god. If you desired to, you could hold Cumsock’s thrashing body under water until he becomes limp meat. But you wouldn’t do that. Not to Cumsock. Then walk out with your left handed scissors and tictacs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon explains scam callers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Turns out there are two kinds now, trafficked Chinese mafia slaves and Indian men looking to make 20k/year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨>meme arrows⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shoot, there’s another way that involves turning the entire comment into plaintext code but I can’t remember the method.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨isopods⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tangentially related, but worth the read (Reddit link)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tired of dating apps?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t have enough time to answer you, let alone finish this re

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tired of dating apps?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LOOKING FOR internet GF

  MUST BE
  -internet
  -a girl (negotiable)
  -ready to be chronologically and financially disappointed
  -hungry

  SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY

  Please email me at lonelysadandpathetic@gmail.com Please email me i swear to god i am so lonely and sad i dont even care if you’re doing it as a joke i just needed human contact please someone just talk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Annotated Text From Leaked Signal Group Chat With Top Trump Officials⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Their messages are so highschooler-esque. What an utterly bizarre time to live in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Meritocracy"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Goddamn DEI administration

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why am I like this?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I imagine they’d feel like polyester

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Cartoon Network executive asking an advisor if they should replace the 9:30 PM time slot with 6teen [Day 103]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought they meant Jonny quest

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Win win⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Sir/madam, (sadam) your conviction slowly steeling and your hands steadying themselves before you finally threw the bottle was heartening, but why did you come directly out of your own house to do it? Claim rejected.”

  Eventually one of you’s is gonna try it, but forget a detail or two.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pain plant⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit, hard to find vinegar based sauces without vinegar as the #1 ingredient. Thanks for the recommendation! I’ve been using Melinda’s xxx hot, but it’s a pain to find. Feels like I’m playing hot sauce bingo, with all these “rare” sauces I’m juggling to stay sated

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pain plant⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried cholula? It’s tobasco, but with flavor beyond the vinegar base. Often cheaper as well

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Americans can't coo-"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re referring to sushi, it’s usually flash frozen. Only times I’ve seen raw raw salmon was in Thailand and Hawaii.

  And it’s less to do with it being cooked through and more about the temperature being too low for a proper cook, leading to a bacterial bloom in a 50 degree paradise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pain plant⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m actually surprised that I’ve never found cotton candy coated with tajin, now that you mention it.