NigelFrobisher

@NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most iPhone owners see little to no value in Apple Intelligence so far⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this something I can dodge entirely by never buying a newer iPhone then?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Two Genders⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Women’s bodies are the battlefield of the 21st, and every other Century.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon stops an intruder.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Must have been a meth head. Even bogans don’t let their ground harness get that rusty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't have an alibi⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s just one thing bothering me, sir.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Writing tip: just start brain dumping⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  At least “self hatred” should be hyphenated there. See me after class.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits Silent Hill⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m here for H.P. Lovecraft’s Pine Barrens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨conditional probability⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Agadoo intensifies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After the new Kurzgesagt video about black holes...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Yeah, I’m really getting into non-black-hole stellar mass singularities at the moment. You’ve probably never heard of it.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨alpha⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get it either. It’s not like he’s called Wanker or anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Standoff⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, I’m standing here, what do I see? A big nothing threatening me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gnorts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But Neil Armstrongs backwards is “Sgnorts Mr Alien”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨European Federation of Journalists to stop posting content on X⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Closing the stable door after the horse has bolted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Causes of Death in London (1623)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This will make a useful crib sheet for reading the causes of death in the US next year under Health Tsar RFK Jnr .

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More than 600 Brazilians deported by Home Office on three secret flights⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mum: We have a left wing government at home. The Left wing government at home:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has the spirit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At least Kurt never lived to see toddlers in high street Nirvana t-shirts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Important Knowledge⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes you wonder what the first cat did to be replaced by the time the second picture was taken.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Causes of Death in London (1623)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’d still say “done away with themself”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Transport Secretary Louise Haigh resigns after Sky News revealed mobile phone guilty plea⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile in America, it’s practically a requirement of office to be a convicted felon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First UK arrest made over filming of women on nights out without consent⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh. You must be right, but I don’t even remember that being there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨360 Degrees Owl⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Object permanence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Assassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why don’t people just play the original AC2 if the reskins have all this useless crap?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First UK arrest made over filming of women on nights out without consent⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, how long has there been a weird squiggly thing in Exchange Square?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Simon Pegg thinks Star Trek is forever tainted⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is their instinct always to go further back in time, do more prequels? Sure, The Journey Home and First Contact did well, but they were also an established crew in a fish-out-of-water situation. A next generation feels long overdue at this point, but I absolutely don’t trust the current creative leadership to do it right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Simon Pegg thinks Star Trek is forever tainted⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, are we just pretending Into Darkness doesn’t exist?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The world is ending but here's a side quest - will RPGs ever solve their urgency problem?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just have a game clock where each sidequest costs a certain amount of time units to complete, and then plot things happen when the clock hits the next threshold. Players would then have to figure out which quests they actually want to work on in the time they have. It’d keep the story moving and add replay value (by forcing shorter completion times, but you can’t do everything in one pass).

  It could even be as basic as completing a quest moves you to the next day, and some of the quest markers and npcs have simply gone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GB News invite Trump to 'invade Britain'⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Blackshirts never die. They just get weirder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kate Nash and Lily Allen on OnlyFans should be a wake-up call for the music industry⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I already avoided this step by simply wearing arseless chaps onstage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Naked Gun" & "Airplane" Director Abrahams Dies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let me know as soon as there’s any change in his condition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets home from a long day at work⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All that and no Reggae Reggae sauce?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No 10 indicates Benjamin Netanyahu faces arrest if he enters UK⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe he will if the A-Team sets up a float at the parade covered with a big Palestinian flag and unbombed children riding it, except the children are actually B.A. and Face in disguise.