son_named_bort
@son_named_bort@lemmy.world
- Comment on It's a fun new game 6 hours ago:
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- Comment on Do you really have to let everyone know 1 day ago:
Where do you even get these bumper stickers? Is there that much demand for them?
- Comment on Cheers lads 6 days ago:
No officer, the tree jumped in my way, I swear!
- Comment on Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York 6 days ago:
Ah, so it was the streets of Utica.
- Comment on Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York 6 days ago:
I thought that was from the streets of Albany?
- Comment on But that it just a theory 1 week ago:
Big if true
- Comment on Friendly reminder 1 week ago:
I died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail hopefully my gravestone says something like rest in peace and not something vulgar.
- Comment on The pilot episode of Futurama 'Space Pilot 3000' premiered 26 years ago today on March 28, 1999. 2 weeks ago:
I’ll start my own pilot, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing.
- Comment on Child support 2 weeks ago:
You laugh, but my son did something similar. He said “daddy I know you’re going through a hard time right now but I can help you carry your groceries” and I said “son, you’re 38 years old, why the hell haven’t you moved out yet?”
- Comment on Disappointing coyote attack 2 weeks ago:
He shouldn’t have gotten his dentures from Acme.
- Comment on The consequences (of my actions) have been extreme 3 weeks ago:
I once had a group chat that got leaked. There’s a possibility that it may have involved some light treason.
- Comment on Another treasure stolen from us 3 weeks ago:
The GameCube cases also came with a pizza roll holder but it was a little too small.
- Comment on Ever wonder how the term "pink slip" came about? This is how you were fired. A pink slip on your desk. 3 weeks ago:
Sex: not getting any cause I was fired
- Comment on fetching bleach after this one 3 weeks ago:
Why was I born with eyes?
- Comment on History is funny that way 4 weeks ago:
I learned about her from Double Dare.
- Comment on Waking up an hour before you intend to 4 weeks ago:
That happened to me this morning. Lousy bladder.
- Comment on What exactly are they teaching in our schools? 5 weeks ago:
Look, we all can’t get into Yal6, okay.
- Comment on If everyone goes to baseball games by car and everyone gets wasted like Randy Marsh, how do people get home? 5 weeks ago:
Baseball stadiums usually cut off alcohol sales after the 7th inning, which allows for fans to somewhat sober up before the end of the game.
- Comment on They got everything covered 5 weeks ago:
Even Cousin Bob’s funeral?
- Comment on Times are tough for everyone 1 month ago:
A soup place I go to started to charge $3 for its once free bread. When I asked about it, they said “no soup for you!” and “come back one year!”. Then they took away my soup. At least I got my money back.
- Comment on Classical Meme 1 month ago:
As an American, I had to work out the Roman Numerals the only way I know how: using Super Bowls. So the 1st Super Bowl is Super Bowl I (Packers over Chiefs), the 2nd Super Bowl is Super Bowl II (Packers over Raiders), and the 50th Super Bowl is Super Bowl 50 (Broncos over Panthers). Putting this together I get:
I II II 50
I’m at a loss as to what it could mean.
- Comment on I purposely make my voice mail message as long as the time limit allows to waste the time of people looking to waste my time. Hope they like listening to screamy music. 1 month ago:
But how else am I supposed to find out that my car warranty expired?
- Comment on Emulating PS2 for my Steam Deck, would love any recommendations! 1 month ago:
The Simpsons Hit and Run is a solid GTA style game and is considered to be one of the best Simpsons games ever. The Simpsons Road Rage is a rip-off of Crazy Taxi but is still a solid game. The Simpsons Game is also a good game that kinda does it’s own thing. Don’t bother with the Simpsons Skateboarding, that one sucks.
- Comment on No one can know my shame 1 month ago:
I don’t have to get in the forever box because I’m Homer Simp- Image
- Comment on Sad 1 month ago:
Strangers never offer me free candy.
- Comment on Mr. Grey, can I go to the bathroom? 1 month ago:
She could be a hero. Can’t see her being on Grindr though.
- Comment on Facepalm on multiple levels 1 month ago:
The Venn Diagram between people who actually support this and people who just want to own the libs is a circle.
- Comment on Member when all it took to lose the confidence of the American People was too much enthusiasm? 1 month ago:
Or too little
- Comment on Kryptonite 1 month ago:
I’m not worried, I have paper!
- Comment on If you're falling apart at only 27 you're in real trouble 2 months ago:
Brah, you just need to have a rock star attitude about being 27.
