son_named_bort

@son_named_bort@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's impossible to lose⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Peggy Hill disagrees.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Full immersive experience⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That would explain why there’s lots of banana peels but no bananas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bernie on 21⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hooray Blackjack!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It really do be like that tho⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not pictured is green skittles. The lime citrus flavor nor that awful green apple one. There is a reason skittles switched back.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I get my greens through Mike and/or Ike.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Par for the course⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When I think of masculine energy I sure as hell don’t think of Marky Z.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets corrected⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, the fact that OP mentioned being at a party was sus. Nobody who posts on 4 Chan is ever invited to parties.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This just in⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Still?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lifehack 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But then you miss out on the thrill of removing the non marshmallow pieces from the cereal. That’s worth the price of admission.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Racism nas gone too woke!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s how you get out of jury duty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It insists upon itself⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What does that even mean?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy New Year Lemmy! It's 9 pm and I'm going to sleep.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta wake up early to do your taxes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw Free Willy in theaters: AMA⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How does it compare to Rampart?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I could be friendly... *for money*!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I ain’t happy unless I’m getting paid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Job application or high school test?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t surprise me. The US Federal government used to have a similar application process where you had to write what amounted to a small essay explaining your knowledge, skills, and abilities.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Putin's Sovereign Gaming Console Revealed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can it play Tetris?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boo!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder how long it took to collect all those toenails? Did they just use their own toenails or were they able to get others?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fair.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There can be only two!

  Wait, I screwed up. Can I get a Mulligan?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are some downsides to marriage⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Father I cannot click the book.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These dames wanting inclusivity⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wo-men? Well, I’ve heard of men, but this sounds like a foreign language to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These dames wanting inclusivity⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And a happy new year!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time for Christmemes!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  George Michael shouldn’t have given away his heart. He needed a heart to live.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you ever have the nerve to do THIS?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Instead of sending them money, I made a fake donation in their honor to The Human Fund, with its slogan “Money for People”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've had roommates like that.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m surprised Norbert and Dagett never did anything like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨J IS LORD⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cum they told me for rum a bum bum

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Christmäs Støry⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ll chop your eye out, kid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NPC⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cop realized he should’ve used rock instead. Nothing beats rock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get with the times, grampa⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Grandpa is too busy tieing the onion to his belt because it was the style at the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This guy is giving a speech at the UN in NYC and he must have really been thirsty⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The pretzels were making him thirsty.