son_named_bort
@son_named_bort@lemmy.world
- Comment on Would you rather unionize or buy some videogames? 6 days ago:
I used to get the same mailings. They send me a card to opt out of the union but nobody ever sends a card to opt out of those mailings.
- Comment on Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is 2 weeks ago:
And in another room a father has held his son for the last time… because he threw out his back doing so.
- Comment on Children never lie 2 weeks ago:
Does she like to sing Tequila?
- Comment on Grandma is on her own 2 weeks ago:
Almost helped an old lady across the street, but then she said “I need about tree fitty” and that’s when I realized that this old lady was 10 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic Era.
- Comment on Vitamins are good but idk.... 3 weeks ago:
Bugs Bunny
- Comment on Alligator Auschwitz 3 weeks ago:
She’s a shit at least.
- Comment on rinse 3 weeks ago:
Considering that Baja Blast only came out in 2004, I don’t think Cicero said it.
- Comment on It was all a lie, wasn't it? 4 weeks ago:
A new breed of supercats figured out how to condense themselves enough so that they could fit in those holes. It was a sad day for mice everywhere.
- Comment on Please remember to spread the word about this :( 4 weeks ago:
Did you know that dihydrogen monoxide kills more people than any other liquid? And yet, the government does nothing to ban it. This deadly liquid could be anywhere, even in your home!
- Comment on Add it to the pile of reasons to hate 'em 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, but they call it zed.
- Comment on good advice 5 weeks ago:
You don’t matter give up
- Comment on devinetly organic... 1 month ago:
No, it’s a scientific term for life forms.
- Comment on Legend of Zelda 1 month ago:
That’s Zelda? I thought Zelda was the hero, you know, the guy in the green with the green hat and overalls and threw fireballs.
- Comment on Romantic gesture 1 month ago:
This is why you always leave at least a one urinal gap.
- Comment on Om nom 1 month ago:
What’s wrong with Brawl Stars?
- Comment on You mean it gets worse? 1 month ago:
Yeah the people who say that tell boring stories of glory days.
- Comment on Down with the flu 1 month ago:
Being an adult is similar except with Drew instead of Bob.
- Comment on Not a restaurant 2 months ago:
Do they have edible lingerie?
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
You can’t control whose mind to read and must read the mind of every person you’re around all of the time. You become overwhelmed with all the mind reading.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
You get struck by lightning
- Comment on Woof 2 months ago:
And you may say to yourself “this is not my dog”
And you may say to yourself “this is not my house”
- Comment on They're unstoppable 2 months ago:
No Samuel L. Jackson?
- Comment on The Legend lives on from the Chippewa on down.... 2 months ago:
They would’ve made it if they’d only put 15 more miles behind her.
- Comment on The joy of going through pregnancy along with your sister 2 months ago:
They never outright said that she wasn’t.
- Comment on demon named racecar 2 months ago:
People named: A man a plan a canal Panama
- Comment on We gonna fight 2 months ago:
I’ll start my own leftism, with Blackjack and hookers! If fact, forget the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Yeah, I don’t regret not reading it.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
- Comment on RIP obsolete tech 2 months ago:
I remember the day I burned my last CD. The fire department paid me a visit.
- Comment on What are some examples of some of the most well-known and watched TV series at the time that been forgotten culturally? 2 months ago:
The Drew Carey Show. It was huge in the 90s, yet there aren’t a lot of memes or quotes from the show that get passed around on the Internet. It didn’t help that they only put out the first season on DVD and that it wasn’t streaming for a lot of years.
