son_named_bort
@son_named_bort@lemmy.world
- Comment on J IS LORD 14 hours ago:
Cum they told me for rum a bum bum
- Comment on A Christmäs Støry 1 day ago:
You’ll chop your eye out, kid.
- Comment on NPC 2 days ago:
Cop realized he should’ve used rock instead. Nothing beats rock.
- Comment on Get with the times, grampa 3 days ago:
Grandpa is too busy tieing the onion to his belt because it was the style at the time.
- Comment on This guy is giving a speech at the UN in NYC and he must have really been thirsty 3 days ago:
The pretzels were making him thirsty.
- Comment on NY woman who used to own "NCC-1701" license plate ticketed thousands of dollars because of cars with Star Trek novelty plates going through traffic cameras. 4 days ago:
I guess it’s good that the Bort license plate was already taken.
- Comment on Seems legit. 6 days ago:
Legit or not they should’ve gotten a real tag by now.
- Comment on Ewww 6 days ago:
Joke’s on you, I don’t breathe.
- Comment on In 2018, Macaulay Culkin recreated an iconic scene from Home Alone, 33 years later. 1 week ago:
Was Kevin ever able to eat his macaroni and cheese?
- Comment on Anon doesn't have an alibi 1 week ago:
Anon ain’t got no alibi? Does that mean they’re U G L Y?
- Comment on Claim Denied 2 weeks ago:
I also extend that to the status of “gangster of love”
- Comment on conditional probability 2 weeks ago:
I mean, coyotes can’t catch roadrunners despite having access to unlimited Acme products. They’re no match for humans.
- Comment on That's right! 2 weeks ago:
2025202621002525300010000??? - Comment on ♥️♥️♥️ 3 weeks ago:
I can feel it Cumming in the air tonight
- Comment on Being a dinosaur 3 weeks ago:
Oh the dinosaurs worked. The humans would have them do the crappy jobs that the people didn’t want to do. This would lead to the dinosaurs making wisecrack remarks about how it’s a living.
- Comment on Just Girly Things 3 weeks ago:
He did? When did this happen?
- Comment on Life goal: accomplished 3 weeks ago:
Are you gonna keep going until you’ve covered all the Pokemon?
- Comment on The more you know 4 weeks ago:
On the other hand you don’t want to dismiss everything you read on the Internet. That’s how World War II got started.
- Comment on DID YOU AFFIRM?.. 4 weeks ago:
Maybe
- Comment on Bottom of the Ocean 4 weeks ago:
And he may have said to himself “my God, what have I done!”
- Comment on Time to go to the Soup Store 5 weeks ago:
Don’t go to the soup Nazi though. Make him mad and it’s no soup for you!
- Comment on I would personally just treat whatever direction I'm facing at the time as North and go from there. 5 weeks ago:
East? I thought you said weast.
- Comment on Sounds crazy till ya try it 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on “Alright my brothers listen closely.” 1 month ago:
Deal! Deal!
Sucker, I just got a free wooden horse. What an idiot trading that away.
- Comment on Mine was the fact that Anne Frank and Martin Luther King Jr were both born in 1929 😭 1 month ago:
The Doritos Locos taco at Taco Bell has been around longer than the Confederate States of America ever was.
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- Comment on Total burn on West Africa! 1 month ago:
It really didn’t want to go to Sierra Leone.
- Comment on Tiger Predators 1 month ago:
Joe Exotic?
- Comment on She must be unhinged 1 month ago:
So she should dress up like Jim Morrison? Odd for a nativity scene but whatever.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Every breath you take
Every vote you make…
