son_named_bort
@son_named_bort@lemmy.world
- Comment on Buying bread 9 months ago:
Are you trying to tempt me? Because I come from the land of plenty.
- Comment on The realisation hits and you never want to go back 10 months ago:
I don’t think George actually works.
- Comment on Laxative Effect 10 months ago:
I got the Sheetz at Sheetz.
- Comment on what video game deserves to be in a museum? 10 months ago:
I’m surprised that nobody has mentioned the Strong Museum of Play which contains the video game hall of fame
- Comment on No way 10 months ago:
It was aliens!
- Comment on Would you rather unionize or buy some videogames? 10 months ago:
I used to get the same mailings. They send me a card to opt out of the union but nobody ever sends a card to opt out of those mailings.
- Comment on Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is 11 months ago:
And in another room a father has held his son for the last time… because he threw out his back doing so.
- Comment on Children never lie 11 months ago:
Does she like to sing Tequila?
- Comment on Grandma is on her own 11 months ago:
Almost helped an old lady across the street, but then she said “I need about tree fitty” and that’s when I realized that this old lady was 10 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic Era.
- Comment on Vitamins are good but idk.... 11 months ago:
Bugs Bunny
- Comment on Alligator Auschwitz 11 months ago:
She’s a shit at least.
- Comment on rinse 11 months ago:
Considering that Baja Blast only came out in 2004, I don’t think Cicero said it.
- Comment on It was all a lie, wasn't it? 11 months ago:
A new breed of supercats figured out how to condense themselves enough so that they could fit in those holes. It was a sad day for mice everywhere.
- Comment on Please remember to spread the word about this :( 11 months ago:
Did you know that dihydrogen monoxide kills more people than any other liquid? And yet, the government does nothing to ban it. This deadly liquid could be anywhere, even in your home!
- Comment on Add it to the pile of reasons to hate 'em 11 months ago:
Yeah, but they call it zed.
- Comment on good advice 11 months ago:
You don’t matter give up
- Comment on devinetly organic... 1 year ago:
No, it’s a scientific term for life forms.
- Comment on Legend of Zelda 1 year ago:
That’s Zelda? I thought Zelda was the hero, you know, the guy in the green with the green hat and overalls and threw fireballs.
- Comment on Romantic gesture 1 year ago:
This is why you always leave at least a one urinal gap.
- Comment on Om nom 1 year ago:
What’s wrong with Brawl Stars?
- Comment on You mean it gets worse? 1 year ago:
Yeah the people who say that tell boring stories of glory days.
- Comment on Down with the flu 1 year ago:
Being an adult is similar except with Drew instead of Bob.
- Comment on Not a restaurant 1 year ago:
Do they have edible lingerie?
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 year ago:
You can’t control whose mind to read and must read the mind of every person you’re around all of the time. You become overwhelmed with all the mind reading.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 year ago:
You get struck by lightning
- Comment on Woof 1 year ago:
And you may say to yourself “this is not my dog”
And you may say to yourself “this is not my house”
- Comment on They're unstoppable 1 year ago:
No Samuel L. Jackson?
- Comment on The Legend lives on from the Chippewa on down.... 1 year ago:
They would’ve made it if they’d only put 15 more miles behind her.
- Comment on The joy of going through pregnancy along with your sister 1 year ago:
They never outright said that she wasn’t.
- Comment on demon named racecar 1 year ago:
People named: A man a plan a canal Panama