son_named_bort
@son_named_bort@lemmy.world
- Comment on devinetly organic... 2 days ago:
No, it’s a scientific term for life forms.
- Comment on Legend of Zelda 3 days ago:
That’s Zelda? I thought Zelda was the hero, you know, the guy in the green with the green hat and overalls and threw fireballs.
- Comment on Romantic gesture 1 week ago:
This is why you always leave at least a one urinal gap.
- Comment on Om nom 1 week ago:
What’s wrong with Brawl Stars?
- Comment on You mean it gets worse? 2 weeks ago:
Yeah the people who say that tell boring stories of glory days.
- Comment on Down with the flu 2 weeks ago:
Being an adult is similar except with Drew instead of Bob.
- Comment on Not a restaurant 3 weeks ago:
Do they have edible lingerie?
- Comment on Let's play this game again 3 weeks ago:
You can’t control whose mind to read and must read the mind of every person you’re around all of the time. You become overwhelmed with all the mind reading.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 3 weeks ago:
You get struck by lightning
- Comment on Woof 3 weeks ago:
And you may say to yourself “this is not my dog”
And you may say to yourself “this is not my house”
- Comment on They're unstoppable 4 weeks ago:
No Samuel L. Jackson?
- Comment on The Legend lives on from the Chippewa on down.... 4 weeks ago:
They would’ve made it if they’d only put 15 more miles behind her.
- Comment on The joy of going through pregnancy along with your sister 4 weeks ago:
They never outright said that she wasn’t.
- Comment on demon named racecar 4 weeks ago:
People named: A man a plan a canal Panama
- Comment on We gonna fight 4 weeks ago:
I’ll start my own leftism, with Blackjack and hookers! If fact, forget the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, I don’t regret not reading it.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on RIP obsolete tech 5 weeks ago:
I remember the day I burned my last CD. The fire department paid me a visit.
- Comment on What are some examples of some of the most well-known and watched TV series at the time that been forgotten culturally? 5 weeks ago:
The Drew Carey Show. It was huge in the 90s, yet there aren’t a lot of memes or quotes from the show that get passed around on the Internet. It didn’t help that they only put out the first season on DVD and that it wasn’t streaming for a lot of years.
- Comment on Onion be onioning again 5 weeks ago:
That’s when you go for the foot job instead.
- Comment on Thats fair 5 weeks ago:
I’d upgrade my balls so that they aren’t vulnerable when being attacked. That way I can steal Bobby Hill’s purse and get away with it.
- Comment on Not difficult to understand 5 weeks ago:
Big if true
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 5 weeks ago:
Having sex is gay
- Comment on You could get anything you wanted and it was FREE 1 month ago:
They even had “Don’t Worry, be Happy” by Bob Marley.
- Comment on Oh no! 1 month ago:
They were too cheap for the good stuff.
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 1 month ago:
What’s Ligma?
- Comment on Jetpack 1 month ago:
Just as long as her farts stay farts.
- Comment on Choose one 1 month ago:
I want to be your sledgehammer.
- Comment on He has risen 1 month ago:
Mr. Jesus is getting Lemon Pledge.
- Comment on Ok, thanks... 1 month ago:
Marge Simpson in shambles.
