son_named_bort
@son_named_bort@lemmy.world
- Comment on Facepalm on multiple levels 13 hours ago:
The Venn Diagram between people who actually support this and people who just want to own the libs is a circle.
- Comment on Member when all it took to lose the confidence of the American People was too much enthusiasm? 2 days ago:
Or too little
- Comment on Kryptonite 1 week ago:
I’m not worried, I have paper!
- Comment on If you're falling apart at only 27 you're in real trouble 2 weeks ago:
Brah, you just need to have a rock star attitude about being 27.
- Comment on okra stealing whore 2 weeks ago:
Too bad he couldn’t be stuck in Weird Al’s accordion.
- Comment on Remember when you thought Ground Hog Day was legit? 2 weeks ago:
If only Phil could’ve relived the same day over and over again until he was able to patch things up with his wife.
- Comment on Watch out! 3 weeks ago:
My parents could tell tails about how I used to run into the hedge. One time I really bloodied my my knuckles.
- Comment on When memes interact with each other 3 weeks ago:
The cat isn’t supposed to talk anyway.
- Comment on My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm. 3 weeks ago:
Does it change how his pee is stored?
- Comment on I like the determinism of Murphy’s Razor 4 weeks ago:
Bingo!
- Comment on Anon fixes Super Mario Bros 4 weeks ago:
Kids have it too easy. Back in my day we did it the hard way! (using Game Genie)
- Comment on It's impossible to lose 4 weeks ago:
Peggy Hill disagrees.
- Comment on Full immersive experience 5 weeks ago:
That would explain why there’s lots of banana peels but no bananas.
- Comment on bernie on 21 5 weeks ago:
Hooray Blackjack!
- Comment on It really do be like that tho 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Not pictured is green skittles. The lime citrus flavor nor that awful green apple one. There is a reason skittles switched back. 5 weeks ago:
I get my greens through Mike and/or Ike.
- Comment on Par for the course 5 weeks ago:
When I think of masculine energy I sure as hell don’t think of Marky Z.
- Comment on Anon gets corrected 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, the fact that OP mentioned being at a party was sus. Nobody who posts on 4 Chan is ever invited to parties.
- Comment on This just in 5 weeks ago:
Still?
- Comment on Lifehack 2025 1 month ago:
But then you miss out on the thrill of removing the non marshmallow pieces from the cereal. That’s worth the price of admission.
- Comment on Racism nas gone too woke! 1 month ago:
That’s how you get out of jury duty.
- Comment on It insists upon itself 1 month ago:
What does that even mean?
- Comment on Help 1 month ago:
- Comment on Happy New Year Lemmy! It's 9 pm and I'm going to sleep. 1 month ago:
Gotta wake up early to do your taxes.
- Comment on I saw Free Willy in theaters: AMA 1 month ago:
How does it compare to Rampart?
- Comment on I could be friendly... *for money*! 1 month ago:
I ain’t happy unless I’m getting paid.
- Comment on Job application or high school test? 1 month ago:
Doesn’t surprise me. The US Federal government used to have a similar application process where you had to write what amounted to a small essay explaining your knowledge, skills, and abilities.
- Comment on Putin's Sovereign Gaming Console Revealed 1 month ago:
Can it play Tetris?
- Comment on Boo! 1 month ago:
I wonder how long it took to collect all those toenails? Did they just use their own toenails or were they able to get others?
- Comment on Fair. 1 month ago:
There can be only two!
Wait, I screwed up. Can I get a Mulligan?