son_named_bort
@son_named_bort@lemmy.world
- Comment on Vitamins are good but idk.... 5 days ago:
Bugs Bunny
- Comment on Alligator Auschwitz 5 days ago:
She’s a shit at least.
- Comment on rinse 1 week ago:
Considering that Baja Blast only came out in 2004, I don’t think Cicero said it.
- Comment on It was all a lie, wasn't it? 1 week ago:
A new breed of supercats figured out how to condense themselves enough so that they could fit in those holes. It was a sad day for mice everywhere.
- Comment on Please remember to spread the word about this :( 1 week ago:
Did you know that dihydrogen monoxide kills more people than any other liquid? And yet, the government does nothing to ban it. This deadly liquid could be anywhere, even in your home!
- Comment on Add it to the pile of reasons to hate 'em 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, but they call it zed.
- Comment on good advice 3 weeks ago:
You don’t matter give up
- Comment on devinetly organic... 3 weeks ago:
No, it’s a scientific term for life forms.
- Comment on Legend of Zelda 3 weeks ago:
That’s Zelda? I thought Zelda was the hero, you know, the guy in the green with the green hat and overalls and threw fireballs.
- Comment on Romantic gesture 4 weeks ago:
This is why you always leave at least a one urinal gap.
- Comment on Om nom 5 weeks ago:
What’s wrong with Brawl Stars?
- Comment on You mean it gets worse? 5 weeks ago:
Yeah the people who say that tell boring stories of glory days.
- Comment on Down with the flu 5 weeks ago:
Being an adult is similar except with Drew instead of Bob.
- Comment on Not a restaurant 1 month ago:
Do they have edible lingerie?
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 month ago:
You can’t control whose mind to read and must read the mind of every person you’re around all of the time. You become overwhelmed with all the mind reading.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 month ago:
You get struck by lightning
- Comment on Woof 1 month ago:
And you may say to yourself “this is not my dog”
And you may say to yourself “this is not my house”
- Comment on They're unstoppable 1 month ago:
No Samuel L. Jackson?
- Comment on The Legend lives on from the Chippewa on down.... 1 month ago:
They would’ve made it if they’d only put 15 more miles behind her.
- Comment on The joy of going through pregnancy along with your sister 1 month ago:
They never outright said that she wasn’t.
- Comment on demon named racecar 1 month ago:
People named: A man a plan a canal Panama
- Comment on We gonna fight 1 month ago:
I’ll start my own leftism, with Blackjack and hookers! If fact, forget the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Yeah, I don’t regret not reading it.
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- Comment on RIP obsolete tech 1 month ago:
I remember the day I burned my last CD. The fire department paid me a visit.
- Comment on What are some examples of some of the most well-known and watched TV series at the time that been forgotten culturally? 1 month ago:
The Drew Carey Show. It was huge in the 90s, yet there aren’t a lot of memes or quotes from the show that get passed around on the Internet. It didn’t help that they only put out the first season on DVD and that it wasn’t streaming for a lot of years.
- Comment on Onion be onioning again 1 month ago:
That’s when you go for the foot job instead.
- Comment on Thats fair 1 month ago:
I’d upgrade my balls so that they aren’t vulnerable when being attacked. That way I can steal Bobby Hill’s purse and get away with it.
- Comment on Not difficult to understand 1 month ago:
Big if true
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 2 months ago:
Having sex is gay
