Vitamins are good but idk....

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There’s a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what’s interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.

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  • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think in the future, you should use the version with “my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it.”

    It’s a better punchline imo.

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    • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What about being sexual abused by a older family member makes it a better punchline?

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• smegger@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There are no bites in that carrot. I’d avoid touching it

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  • sramder@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Could have just been washing it for later consumption. Best to see if it’s still warm.

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    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Smell it … if you dare.

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• molten@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’d eat it. I don’t mind leftovers and I hate waste.

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    it might be that it wasn’t used for eating

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• Hikuro93@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No one does, judging by the look of that one. 🤫

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.

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  • Vinstaal0@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Accident and emergency people?

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    • QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think it is accident and emergency wards

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  • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Have you seen the price of dildos? I can’t blame people for getting creative with household objects!

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It might go well in a fresh salad or stew.

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• dalekcaan@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Give it a nibble. You might like it.

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• DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Never heard of a Shower Orange? Just a veggie version of that I imagine… I’m sure…

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• MuskyMelon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t think that’s for eating

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• sramder@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nobody.

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