sramder
@sramder@lemmy.world
- Comment on Huh? 5 days ago:
I see what you did there…
Pretty sure I’d need to be a church or something first. California isn’t a fan of not collecting taxes.
- Comment on Huh? 5 days ago:
Pretty sure Family Guy did that first?
- Comment on Huh? 5 days ago:
That’s almost a haiku… no wait, I just sat on syringes 43 through 50… someone please call 911.*
*100% kidding… although I am diabetic 😌
- Comment on Huh? 5 days ago:
Nice handle. I’m going to try that… I just fill up 50 syringes from 1-50 units, stick them all in and… no, no… I didn’t think this through either 💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉
Going to go take a nap my friends, feel a little woozy 😌
- Comment on Huh? 6 days ago:
So just drinking with friends at home then?
No… wait! Charging strangers to drink at your home 😏🤑
- Comment on Day 539 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 2 weeks ago:
Yeah… he’s the one that looks like a burning oil can right?
- Comment on Day 539 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 2 weeks ago:
I don’t see why not… but you can’t actually move when it kicks in… I mean, you can, just not fast enough to actually dodge a bullet.
- Comment on Day 539 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 2 weeks ago:
Oh man… I was gonna guess hobo simulator ⚠️
- Comment on Microsoft kills official way to activate windows without internet 2 weeks ago:
I remember the first time I called and it was staffed by people.
- Comment on Is there a "buy nothing" community on Lemmy? Or an anti-consumerism comm? 3 weeks ago:
I thought that was r/dig-a-hole-and-die-in-it?
Be sure to put the “free shovel & dirt” post it on the shovel before you disturb the walls of your internment garden… pockets full of seeds, etc.
FFS: This is a 1000% sarcastic comment… no I don’t think it’s funny, etc.
- Comment on "i can hear the difference" 3 weeks ago:
Better than 🦇 wings?
- Comment on "i can hear the difference" 3 weeks ago:
I got two different versions… it’s kinda had to find it without all the silly dressing… the first one also had fake kevlar sleeves… you can clearly hear angry photons getting stuck in the corners until you soak it in a sink full of warm water overnight 🤣
- Comment on "i can hear the difference" 3 weeks ago:
You gotta pronounce it schweaty science… Source: My ex used to lug 50lb buckets of mud up 3 flights of stairs several times a day…
- Comment on I never realized Star Wars featured LCARs 3 weeks ago:
Only in the (very) public toilets.
- Comment on The season of giving 4 weeks ago:
Use a sharpie to make the glasses match, give it back and tell him it’s his new daughter? 😉
- Comment on Why do personal knowledge base applications like Obsidian have all these bells and whistles for querying and parsing metadata/frontmatter but nothing similar for the actual content of notes? 4 weeks ago:
Sounds like a great well researched question to me. Tried obsidian for a bit but never really got into it… seemed like just installing whatever stack powers WiKipenis would be simpler, just have not had the time to mess around.
- Comment on Apple reminding me my iPad sucks 4 weeks ago:
We used to get support for 5-9 years… the company is still unimaginably wealthy, but the fucking accountant-in-chief decided that he needed a few more Ferraris.
Tim Cook can eat a dick… (Or maybe that should’ve been pussy? I don’t want him to enjoy it.) 😅
- Comment on Apple reminding me my iPad sucks 4 weeks ago:
Bingo… it’s like 3.9* iOSes out of date and my broke ass can’t afford an upgrade after paying 1.8K for a fucking phone 2 years ago.
*8 if we’re counting the bullshit version bump iOS 26 😝
- Comment on Apple reminding me my iPad sucks 4 weeks ago:
LOL 😂
I mean, buying a two year-old one is probably the only way to guarantee that you don’t have to fucking root it with a bunch of ADB commands… at least one of which will be left out of the tutorial, which you will have to watch five times, on reduced speed, because it’s a video tutorial made by a 13 year old or developer with a thick accent*.
- I’m going to get called out for racism here… it’s not. I love anyone who takes the time and effort to put together a tutorial that I need to watch to get stuff done… but I do miss written instructions 😢
- Comment on Apple reminding me my iPad sucks 4 weeks ago:
Strongly agree… although this BS has given me pause for thought several times.
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- Comment on Trying to find a messenger bag at Amazon 5 weeks ago:
It’s missing the random “Amazon’s Choice” badge on one of the 20 identical choices 🤣
- Comment on The problem with common names 1 month ago:
I thought snot otter was what Canadians call a farmer-blow… TIL.
- Comment on Shut up and take my money: A working (bluetooth) TNG Combadge 1 month ago:
That’s awesome 😎
I’m old enough that I
basically just fart dust.remember when…The telco forced you to rent the phones from them, went defunct, got bought by AT&T, who then proceeded to send my folks an $700 bill for the “princess phone” they never wanted back. And now my folks wonder why I’m a socialist 😌
- Comment on Shut up and take my money: A working (bluetooth) TNG Combadge 1 month ago:
Reminds me of the port-o-rotary… the guys at Spark Fun were rolling around Makefair with a million years ago. Like $500 to convert an old rotary phone into a cellphone you could carry around.
Shit audio quality, but now that I’ve got a few bucks 😅
- Comment on Christmas goatseings 2 months ago:
Thanks :-)
I think buying the domain came with an agreement that I would only use it to contribute to the nations cultural development or something similar… so it’s at least on my list of places to visit.
- Comment on Christmas goatseings 2 months ago:
I got a .tv once… that was Thuvalia or something like that 📺
- Comment on It really is heart warming when grandkids teach their grandparents how to use the internet 2 months ago:
Later that afternoon grandpa filled the house with balloons so he could get some privacy.
- Comment on Her mango 2 months ago:
Points! OMG that image will live in my head, rent free every time I order Indian food.
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 2 months ago:
Hang on, you’re about to be kidnapped by aliens!
