sramder
@sramder@lemmy.world
- Comment on Her mango 13 hours ago:
Points! OMG that image will live in my head, rent free every time I order Indian food.
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 1 day ago:
Hang on, you’re about to be kidnapped by aliens!
- Comment on This man is suffering 1 week ago:
Totally… but it’s just the poutine tots.
- Comment on This man is suffering 1 week ago:
Excellent idea!
Except now Putots is stuck in my head :-)
- Comment on This man is suffering 1 week ago:
Yessssss! Points!
- Comment on This man is suffering 1 week ago:
For sure! Spicy cheese or regular. Even Canadian bacon…
- Comment on This man is suffering 1 week ago:
Launching my new food delivery service tomorrow called Tots™ we only deliver tater-tots but every driver is stacked and scantily clad 😎
- Comment on The documentation links in PlatformIO are all bit [dot] ly short links 4 weeks ago:
So… who owns bit.ly at this point? ;-)
- Comment on John Carpenter's 'Dark Star' is set for a 4K release in November 4 weeks ago:
Finally got around to watching this a few weeks ago. Good movie, bitter sarcasm. Hard to imagine the conversation with a smart-bomb not happening at some point… I mean, the military gave something an X-Box controller because people picked it up faster. And way had a way more rational military at that point ;-)
Fun Fact. I registered darkstar.org back in the early 90’s because I didn’t know how to change it. It was Slackware Linux’s default domain name. Had to explain that to Patrick. Always felt like a bit of a schmuck :-)
- Comment on Hyundai wants Ioniq 5 owners to pay to fix a keyless entry security hole 2 months ago:
They provided a free alternative: Park near a Kia 🤣
- Comment on Hyundai wants Ioniq 5 owners to pay to fix a keyless entry security hole 2 months ago:
CheapGPT> Make car, plz? - Comment on I Live 500 Feet From A Bitcoin Mine. My Life Is Hell. 2 months ago:
New road or dump? Try new stadium… oh and here’s the bill for the toxic waste removal that you wouldn’t have had to do if we didn’t build a stadium on your house.
Homeslice needs to do a bit of research. Go solar, then trash his local grid.
- Comment on At first I thought this was the typical warning about the ocean depth rapidly increasing, but now I'm not so sure 3 months ago:
Common in Florida, this sign warns tourists that locals may be wearing a banana hammock.
- Comment on Vitamins are good but idk.... 3 months ago:
IDK man… in my experience vegan balloon-knot and carrots 🥕 🐖🦩🎟️🤙
I’m just guessing on the vegan part obviously…
College is tough, sometimes you just forget your carrot in the shower.
—Sigmund Fraud - Comment on Help, I need to poop for 3 days 3 months ago:
I don’t think it was possible to ruin fractals 😭
- Comment on Day 351 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 3 months ago:
So close! 365 is right around the next 4 corners.
- Comment on Vitamins are good but idk.... 3 months ago:
Could have just been washing it for later consumption. Best to see if it’s still warm.
- Comment on Vitamins are good but idk.... 3 months ago:
Nobody.
- Comment on Day 343 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 4 months ago:
Back in my day we’d post a Polaroid a day, but that was only if you were a successful turnip farmer like myself… wait, what was I talking about again?
- Comment on Hat. 4 months ago:
Getting DAN DA DAN vibes… UVaporWave? Come back to me I can do better.
- Comment on Absolute unit 4 months ago:
That beats my Space Shuttle Certified roll of Cat5 by miles! ;-)
- Comment on Microsoft and Asus announce two Xbox Ally handhelds with new Xbox full-screen experience 4 months ago:
That’s true, it took them 10-15 years but they built a huge service business. I was specifically referring to the loss of the desktop market to the “clones” which has a rough equivalence.
It was more of a cheap shot than a serious prediction ☺️ As long as MS controls the licensing and software this is a completely logical move.
- Comment on Why are American cops allowed to be morbidly obese? 4 months ago:
Man, that kind of figures… I bet it was a PR campaign that they paid for. So in a way we all got value out of that lie… nope. No satisfying conclusion to be found here 😒
- Comment on Microsoft and Asus announce two Xbox Ally handhelds with new Xbox full-screen experience 4 months ago:
Anyone member when IBM decided it was an “ideas company” or some bullshit like that?
I mean, they still make more than I do, but when was the last time anybody thought of IBM?
- Comment on Why are American cops allowed to be morbidly obese? 4 months ago:
This is a common misconception in the U.S., it’s not even the car’s job… that crappy sticker has the shittiest union.
- Comment on Zen 6 months ago:
Yeah, but mescaline is such a slippery slope.
- Comment on What's this thing? 7 months ago:
K-9 from the new Dr. Who 😂
- Comment on I love cheese. 🧀 Do you love cheese? 🧀😄 7 months ago:
I also love cheese! Hard cheeses for a hard journey!
- Comment on When you're too good at your job 7 months ago:
Yeah, nice to see a smile 😂
- Comment on Learning a new language is easy! 9 months ago:
Ahhhh I was kinda wondering why there was an educational advent calendar 😅