sramder
@sramder@lemmy.world
- Comment on Is there a "buy nothing" community on Lemmy? Or an anti-consumerism comm? 1 day ago:
I thought that was r/dig-a-hole-and-die-in-it?
Be sure to put the “free shovel & dirt” post it on the shovel before you disturb the walls of your internment garden… pockets full of seeds, etc.
FFS: This is a 1000% sarcastic comment… no I don’t think it’s funny, etc.
- Comment on "i can hear the difference" 4 days ago:
Better than 🦇 wings?
- Comment on "i can hear the difference" 4 days ago:
I got two different versions… it’s kinda had to find it without all the silly dressing… the first one also had fake kevlar sleeves… you can clearly hear angry photons getting stuck in the corners until you soak it in a sink full of warm water overnight 🤣
- Comment on "i can hear the difference" 4 days ago:
You gotta pronounce it schweaty science… Source: My ex used to lug 50lb buckets of mud up 3 flights of stairs several times a day…
- Comment on I never realized Star Wars featured LCARs 6 days ago:
Only in the (very) public toilets.
- Comment on The season of giving 1 week ago:
Use a sharpie to make the glasses match, give it back and tell him it’s his new daughter? 😉
- Comment on Why do personal knowledge base applications like Obsidian have all these bells and whistles for querying and parsing metadata/frontmatter but nothing similar for the actual content of notes? 1 week ago:
Sounds like a great well researched question to me. Tried obsidian for a bit but never really got into it… seemed like just installing whatever stack powers WiKipenis would be simpler, just have not had the time to mess around.
- Comment on Apple reminding me my iPad sucks 1 week ago:
We used to get support for 5-9 years… the company is still unimaginably wealthy, but the fucking accountant-in-chief decided that he needed a few more Ferraris.
Tim Cook can eat a dick… (Or maybe that should’ve been pussy? I don’t want him to enjoy it.) 😅
- Comment on Apple reminding me my iPad sucks 1 week ago:
Bingo… it’s like 3.9* iOSes out of date and my broke ass can’t afford an upgrade after paying 1.8K for a fucking phone 2 years ago.
*8 if we’re counting the bullshit version bump iOS 26 😝
- Comment on Apple reminding me my iPad sucks 1 week ago:
LOL 😂
I mean, buying a two year-old one is probably the only way to guarantee that you don’t have to fucking root it with a bunch of ADB commands… at least one of which will be left out of the tutorial, which you will have to watch five times, on reduced speed, because it’s a video tutorial made by a 13 year old or developer with a thick accent*.
- I’m going to get called out for racism here… it’s not. I love anyone who takes the time and effort to put together a tutorial that I need to watch to get stuff done… but I do miss written instructions 😢
- Comment on Apple reminding me my iPad sucks 1 week ago:
Strongly agree… although this BS has given me pause for thought several times.
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- Comment on Trying to find a messenger bag at Amazon 2 weeks ago:
It’s missing the random “Amazon’s Choice” badge on one of the 20 identical choices 🤣
- Comment on The problem with common names 5 weeks ago:
I thought snot otter was what Canadians call a farmer-blow… TIL.
- Comment on Shut up and take my money: A working (bluetooth) TNG Combadge 1 month ago:
That’s awesome 😎
I’m old enough that I
basically just fart dust.remember when…The telco forced you to rent the phones from them, went defunct, got bought by AT&T, who then proceeded to send my folks an $700 bill for the “princess phone” they never wanted back. And now my folks wonder why I’m a socialist 😌
- Comment on Shut up and take my money: A working (bluetooth) TNG Combadge 1 month ago:
Reminds me of the port-o-rotary… the guys at Spark Fun were rolling around Makefair with a million years ago. Like $500 to convert an old rotary phone into a cellphone you could carry around.
Shit audio quality, but now that I’ve got a few bucks 😅
- Comment on Christmas goatseings 1 month ago:
Thanks :-)
I think buying the domain came with an agreement that I would only use it to contribute to the nations cultural development or something similar… so it’s at least on my list of places to visit.
- Comment on Christmas goatseings 1 month ago:
I got a .tv once… that was Thuvalia or something like that 📺
- Comment on It really is heart warming when grandkids teach their grandparents how to use the internet 1 month ago:
Later that afternoon grandpa filled the house with balloons so he could get some privacy.
- Comment on Her mango 1 month ago:
Points! OMG that image will live in my head, rent free every time I order Indian food.
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 1 month ago:
Hang on, you’re about to be kidnapped by aliens!
- Comment on This man is suffering 2 months ago:
Totally… but it’s just the poutine tots.
- Comment on This man is suffering 2 months ago:
Excellent idea!
Except now Putots is stuck in my head :-)
- Comment on This man is suffering 2 months ago:
Yessssss! Points!
- Comment on This man is suffering 2 months ago:
For sure! Spicy cheese or regular. Even Canadian bacon…
- Comment on This man is suffering 2 months ago:
Launching my new food delivery service tomorrow called Tots™ we only deliver tater-tots but every driver is stacked and scantily clad 😎
- Comment on The documentation links in PlatformIO are all bit [dot] ly short links 2 months ago:
So… who owns bit.ly at this point? ;-)
- Comment on John Carpenter's 'Dark Star' is set for a 4K release in November 2 months ago:
Finally got around to watching this a few weeks ago. Good movie, bitter sarcasm. Hard to imagine the conversation with a smart-bomb not happening at some point… I mean, the military gave something an X-Box controller because people picked it up faster. And way had a way more rational military at that point ;-)
Fun Fact. I registered darkstar.org back in the early 90’s because I didn’t know how to change it. It was Slackware Linux’s default domain name. Had to explain that to Patrick. Always felt like a bit of a schmuck :-)
- Comment on Hyundai wants Ioniq 5 owners to pay to fix a keyless entry security hole 4 months ago:
They provided a free alternative: Park near a Kia 🤣
- Comment on Hyundai wants Ioniq 5 owners to pay to fix a keyless entry security hole 4 months ago:
CheapGPT> Make car, plz?
