At first I thought this was the typical warning about the ocean depth rapidly increasing, but now I'm not so sure

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• lectricleopard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s gotta be warning that the bottom drops off quick

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Warning: dude to your left has his dick out.

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  • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t be the first time

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  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’re left, my right.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    LOL. Never go in the water without being aware that under the water level there may be dicks out.

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• absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Caution: Mermaids with strapons, waiting on subsurface rocks.

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  • monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Go on…

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  • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Most accurate description so far

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• sramder@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Common in Florida, this sign warns tourists that locals may be wearing a banana hammock.

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• asqapro@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Apparently a real Australian safety sign: www.royallifesaving.com.au/…/how-to-stay-safe (scroll down to the “Out and about” section)

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  • TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Saved you a click, it’s sudden drop off

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  • AccountMaker@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It certainly is out and about

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  • ThatKomputerKat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Except the in the photo has the arm moved down lower.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Free Handjobs” But that’s how the sirens getcha.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s a good concept and a crowd pleaser. It all takes place under the water so no one can be offended. Though if servicing too many in a short time you may see some globs of white floating about.

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• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Warning: If you wear a thong instead of swim shorts, your homies will get turned on when you tread water in front of them.

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  • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We cannot accept responsibility if this ruins your friendship.

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      However, if this turns you into friends with benefits, go you.

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It means sex on the beach is allowed, but only if one of you is about to drown. Everyone knows this.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Grab onto my cock and I will pull you to the surface”

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• queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s clearly a siren or some kind of merfolk.

  Clearly this is their territory.

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• bcgm3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Must be 6 inches or shorter to swim.”

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    but if you are longer than 6 inches but promise to remain flaccid, you are good to go

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• FuckFascism@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Something something sex I think

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• capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You may encounter nude bathers beyond this sign.

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• Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sudden drop.

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• al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Watch out for hard dudes in boots

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• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So now I’m thinking its some kind of instruction of how to stand and properly penetrate the other person

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