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@bcgm3@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When a judge tells the jury to ‘forget XYZ,’ how can the jury possibly do that?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If a jury of my peers finds me guilty of any crime, no matter how obvious it is that I did it, and I then find out they’re all a bunch of cow fuckers, I will be filing for an appeal.

  I’m sorry if I missed the point of this story, it was a long day for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When traffic comes to a standstill, drivers instantly shift left and right to create a Rettungsgasse, an emergency corridor right down the middle, so ambulances⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Doing something for the good of people I don’t even know? Sounds dangerously close to socialism! /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New York real estate titan likens the phrase ‘tax the rich’ to racial slurs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh, he’s definitely not gonna like that one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deal with it, Libby.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Winning!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI for good⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He says he likes your cones

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI for good⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s legit, there’s a recurring gag in this and the next film where Jar Jar Binks acts like he’s playing the bongo drums on those humongous tiddees.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  NSFW: How Jizz Works, in Space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  IT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Conceptually, the population can be thought of as balls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been saying this almost my whole life

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: “Yes, my good man, aim gonna want the milk steak boiled over hard, with a side of your finest jelly beans!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a mirror, you can only eskimo-kiss your own eyes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wake up sheeple⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok but like hear me out ok alright so like they LAUNCH from LAND like EVERY time never water alright ok so like how come they never LAND ON THE L A N D right ya feel me rips bong it’s like the water isn’t like you know like the land right snores

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is a good alternative Android app to Micro$oft Lens (to scan and concatenate images as pdf)?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve used PDFgear Scan for my last handful of documents that needed scanning, and it’s been great. I particularly like their UI for fine-tuning any cropping. The automatic crop is generally fine, but I’m a stickler for clean edges.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is stack overflow so horrible?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. Hard to believe that it could have gotten worse from what I remember about it 10-15 years ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Classic mistake⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought they meant heroin, which some folks used to call “horse.” In other words, what happens to Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whether it's baseball or golf - new glove style to provider a better grip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  👽 “ET bone home”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty sure this is one of the harbingers of the apocalypse...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was under the same initial impression as you, but this version doesn’t sound that much less negligent. How are you gonna have your baby in a house with an unobstructed opening to the street 500+ feet below?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Five of the most interesting upcoming indie games⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t Panic! It’s Just Turbulence looks like my kind of thing. By which I actually mean it looks like a clone of Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No lowballs, please. I know what I have.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Right? The world’s first plastic bowl, handed down through the generations, your grandma slept in it when she was a baby, it was there for you through that terrible thing that happened, a million and one uses and it just won’t break. It’s yours now. You can’t just walk away like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw a turd on my way home from work!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  flush it down 👇

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s tighter, and it’s “taboo.” Every other aspect is a shade of gray (brown?), but those are still two really solid selling points.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I a joke to you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As a person with food texture issues AND a fan of tomatoes in all forms: A lot of tomatoes are selectively grown for weight to maximize profits, but as a result, they’re a loose blob of grainy and flavorless bullshit. This is especially true for chain fast food places where they’re trying to spend as little as possible on ingredients. Every tomato I’ve grown at home has been on a completely different level from the ones I’ve bought.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Misunderstanding?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh shit, I didn’t even see it till you pointed it out…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bingo!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Helped a staff member where I work with this, was not fun.

  • She speaks very little English
  • Phone is set to display everything in Spanish
  • She’s also very old, so phone is set to display everything in 72pt font
  • Does not remember her password for ANYTHING, not even one we set together and wrote down to keep in her purse
  • Personal email is Hotmail
  • Recovery email on the Hotmail account belonged to her husband who died a decade ago
  • Recovery phone number on the Hotmail account is her old phone number, no one has access to it
  • Hotmail account recovery wants me to provide the subject line and send dates from three emails… There is zero chance of this

  Went back and forth with Microsoft for days before we got her back in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australia investigating Carnival luxury cruise line following allegations workers live in overcrowded conditions with no water, earning as little as $2.50 an hour.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Anecdotally, it’s mostly boomers, but there’s a handful of 20’s-30’s too. I went on my first and only cruise, a Carnival, with five friends circa 2016. We split two rooms and a drink package. The casinos were packed with the eldest, and the younger folks just double-fisted mixed drinks all day (our plan). Saw at least a few get carted off the pool deck in wheelchairs. The food was legitimately great, never seen such excess before or since. Everything else was meh, including the stops in the Bahamas (though that was mostly due to the weather being terrible).

  4/10 experience at best and the value we managed to get probably hasn’t existed for years now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This post negates every single one of all those other posts that say “don’t worry, nobody ever remembers that one really embarrassing thing you did back in school.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My muddahs wake. Jeeshush Chrisht!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Now go gemme some tubby fuckin’ custuhd, you fuckin’ jamook.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exploding 🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Triggered the same memory for me, though I couldn’t remember the title. Just reserved a copy of the audiobook on Libby. Thanks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨company-wide email⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Big (excrement) if true

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Needs money but has his limits⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a lot more visual emphasis on the “SHIT” here, so I think you’re right.