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- Comment on Five of the most interesting upcoming indie games 6 days ago:
Don’t Panic! It’s Just Turbulence looks like my kind of thing. By which I actually mean it looks like a clone of Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes.
- Comment on No lowballs, please. I know what I have. 1 week ago:
Right? The world’s first plastic bowl, handed down through the generations, your grandma slept in it when she was a baby, it was there for you through that terrible thing that happened, a million and one uses and it just won’t break. It’s yours now. You can’t just walk away like that.
- Comment on I saw a turd on my way home from work! 1 week ago:
flush it down 👇
- Comment on i unapologetically love male pits 1 week ago:
It’s tighter, and it’s “taboo.” Every other aspect is a shade of gray (brown?), but those are still two really solid selling points.
- Comment on Am I a joke to you? 2 weeks ago:
As a person with food texture issues AND a fan of tomatoes in all forms: A lot of tomatoes are selectively grown for weight to maximize profits, but as a result, they’re a loose blob of grainy and flavorless bullshit. This is especially true for chain fast food places where they’re trying to spend as little as possible on ingredients. Every tomato I’ve grown at home has been on a completely different level from the ones I’ve bought.
- Comment on Misunderstanding? 3 weeks ago:
Oh shit, I didn’t even see it till you pointed it out…
- Comment on Bingo! 4 weeks ago:
Helped a staff member where I work with this, was not fun.
- She speaks very little English
- Phone is set to display everything in Spanish
- She’s also very old, so phone is set to display everything in 72pt font
- Does not remember her password for ANYTHING, not even one we set together and wrote down to keep in her purse
- Personal email is Hotmail
- Recovery email on the Hotmail account belonged to her husband who died a decade ago
- Recovery phone number on the Hotmail account is her old phone number, no one has access to it
- Hotmail account recovery wants me to provide the subject line and send dates from three emails… There is zero chance of this
Went back and forth with Microsoft for days before we got her back in.
- Comment on Australia investigating Carnival luxury cruise line following allegations workers live in overcrowded conditions with no water, earning as little as $2.50 an hour. 4 weeks ago:
Anecdotally, it’s mostly boomers, but there’s a handful of 20’s-30’s too. I went on my first and only cruise, a Carnival, with five friends circa 2016. We split two rooms and a drink package. The casinos were packed with the eldest, and the younger folks just double-fisted mixed drinks all day (our plan). Saw at least a few get carted off the pool deck in wheelchairs. The food was legitimately great, never seen such excess before or since. Everything else was meh, including the stops in the Bahamas (though that was mostly due to the weather being terrible).
4/10 experience at best and the value we managed to get probably hasn’t existed for years now.
- Comment on Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself? 5 weeks ago:
This post negates every single one of all those other posts that say “don’t worry, nobody ever remembers that one really embarrassing thing you did back in school.”
- Comment on My muddahs wake. Jeeshush Chrisht! 5 weeks ago:
“Now go gemme some tubby fuckin’ custuhd, you fuckin’ jamook.”
- Comment on Exploding 🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳 1 month ago:
Triggered the same memory for me, though I couldn’t remember the title. Just reserved a copy of the audiobook on Libby. Thanks!
- Comment on company-wide email 1 month ago:
Big (excrement) if true
- Comment on Needs money but has his limits 1 month ago:
There’s a lot more visual emphasis on the “SHIT” here, so I think you’re right.
- Comment on Boxing day nightmare 2 months ago:
This is the true story, according to me Kicki Karlén about when I’ve first came across all the skeletons in the Church … writing erotic short stories and other stories, focus on what I think of the local politicians and the township.
- Comment on surely your hobby can't be that expensive 2 months ago:
Pssh, only if you aren’t turning all your hobbies into side-hustles.
What are you afraid of, besides completely burning out and probably still losing money anyway?
- Comment on big tobacco stopped paying 2 months ago:
Ew, vinegar?!
- Comment on Amazon develops methods for inserting ads onto any flat surface in an existing video 2 months ago:
Fast forward 100 years, and we’ll be working on anti-ad glasses that counteract the Meta glasses that counteract the anti-ad glasses that counteract the Elon eye implants. 😔
- Comment on Amazon develops methods for inserting ads onto any flat surface in an existing video 2 months ago:
If it’s not “baked in” to the video, then it seems like it should be trivial to detect and block the ad… Ugh, or else it’s literally new technological horrors beyond my comprehension, which is also very possible.
- Comment on Amazon develops methods for inserting ads onto any flat surface in an existing video 2 months ago:
Not when the only metric considered is ROI.
- Comment on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number 2 months ago:
18 Gang, represent! Let the bed-clothes do the bed-clothing.
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 2 months ago:
Hockey sticks moving the puck resemble brooms sweeping, so we could call it “Brooms,” which leaves us with either NBA or MLB.
- Comment on Ammu-Nation (San Andreas) ? 2 months ago:
I’ve lived here my whole life, and I’m still not sure myself.
- Comment on So much for the "secret identity" 3 months ago:
I do more proofreading of my one-word text messages than this whole news article got, lol.
They also left out “in” before “Newark,” which would have helped a lot. And then they call him “Book” in the photo caption.
- Comment on The reason women cover their drinks 3 months ago:
Damn, Seth Green really aged poorly.
- Comment on Standardization rule 3 months ago:
- Comment on Good job! 3 months ago:
If you quit now, BigBalls05 will take the Gold Medal for the day! Are you gonna just let that happen?
- Comment on What's a recent game you've tried playing that isn't worth the hype? 3 months ago:
I was just talking to someone at a party about what games we’d been playing, and we also had to fully stop and think a while to remember the actual name of the Bethesda Space Game™.
- Comment on Share your poops! 4 months ago:
As if I needed a purpose-built app in order to send pictures of my shit to my friends and family.
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 5 months ago:
I had a girl cancel and reschedule our first date shortly before we were supposed to meet up. That date happened, and she confided in me that she’d done that on purpose to gauge my reaction and general demeanor before actually coming out to meet me. I respected that move, and I think I would have been okay with her bringing a friend instead, as long as it was just the once.
Anyway, that was eight years ago, we’re married now.
- Comment on Four wheels good, two wheels bad: why are there no exciting cycling games? 6 months ago:
Excitebike, too! The built-in level editor was really amazing.
