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- Comment on Tell me 3 days ago:
Ya don’t see many buttplugs in white (for a reason)
- Comment on Office Space (1999) 3 days ago:
It’s crazy to me to think that people are just not farting all day, or sneaking away to do it. At most, learn some volume control; but either way live your truth and let 'er rip
- Comment on When you're in a rush and need to eat on the go 1 week ago:
This is, by far, the least vile thing he ever made and/or ate.
- Comment on I want your soul. I will eat your soul. 1 week ago:
Everytime I see this lady, I think it’s Kathy Griffin doing a bit.
- Comment on RIP 🚽 1 week ago:
I recently got the Cyclosporiasis; I can tell you from experience that even a truly awful toilet can flush more than a handful of Powdered Grandma™*
* May require multiple flushes
- Comment on RIP 🚽 2 weeks ago:
Instant Grandma™ – Just Add (Toilet) Water!
- Comment on Never understood the whole bobbing for apples thing 2 weeks ago:
Something about black and white photos from this era always seem to add an extra dash of ick, but… That water is murky AF and whatever it’s in looks like a filthy sewer pipe.
- Comment on Never understood the whole bobbing for apples thing 2 weeks ago:
a BIG BOLL
- Comment on Never understood the whole bobbing for apples thing 2 weeks ago:
The one and only time I’ve even seen it happening IRL, I was in 5th grade and we were having a “Fall Fair.” This kid Michael was in line in front of me, and while we’re waiting, he’s absolutely inhaling a bag of mini pretzels. His turn comes up, and it’s a battle, but sure enough he gets an apple. Only problem is the clear plastic bin of water is now an opaque slurry of semi-chewed pretzel. The activity was called off. Fuck you, Michael.
- Comment on They say "Change is slow" for anything that benefits the working class, but change is always instant for the Billionaire Class. 2 weeks ago:
A dream too long deferred is a dream denied.
- Comment on We live in a society... 3 weeks ago:
Why not just build your own dirty nuke from parts you got on the dark web and use it to wipe the city block containing the offending gas station off the map completely?
EDIT: Sorry, got to this discussion a little late
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Copy errors like that demonstrate a real lack of professionalism, and I’d expected better coming from the originators of the Smash Me Daddy Double Cheeseburger. Their food is supposed to be slutty, not stupid!
- Comment on Donald Trump telling everyone they're gonna get "lots and lots of money" if they vote for his party 5 weeks ago:
Surely everyone can see this is a lie?
It works very similarly to those “Nigerian Prince” scam emails, where most people notice the spelling and grammatical errors and just don’t engage, but the dumbest among us slip through the filter and go right ahead and send that check for $10,000 with the utmost confidence that they’ll be sent back a check for $15,000…
- Comment on I heard somethign about Deans? 1 month ago:
“It feels like somebody with a fever is yelling at my pants!”
- Comment on currently busy 😅 1 month ago:
“Just a sec, I’m doing the paperwork!”
- Comment on Frog and Toad 1 month ago:
I went looking and found this:
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC1129381/?page=2
Eight patients were seen within 15 minutes of intranasal self-administration of large amounts of pure D-lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD) tartrate powder. Emesis and collapse occurred along with signs of sympathetic overactivity, hyperthermia, coma and respiratory arrest. Mild generalized bleeding occurred in several patients and evidence of platelet dysfunction was present in all. Serum and gastric concentrations of LSD tartrate ranged from 2.1 to 26 nanograms per ml and 1,000 to 7,000 μg per 100 ml, respectively. With supportive care, all patients recovered. Massive LSD overdose in man is life-threatening and produces striking and distinctive manifestations.
- Comment on the last season was so ass 1 month ago:
Twin Peaks is both cemented in a very particular time and also timeless
- Comment on This comically terrible mug 1 month ago:
Yeah, I’d guess this is non-conputer-assisted failure, too. Here’s the font file, you can see that there are alternative glyphs that could have worked but they just kinda farded and shidded their way through it.
- Comment on A fine dining restaurant served a quadriplegic woman a desert that read "happy birthday wheelchair" 1 month ago:
Yeah, I’d have definitely sought a verbal confirmation on that one before sending it out.
- Comment on Funny how that works 1 month ago:
Just got done with it; get those antibiotics as soon as you can.
- Comment on "No precedent in American history!" NYT would have defended child labor. 1 month ago:
Then maybe some kind of job placement program should be made available for all the folks who would stand to lose their private insurance jobs, and that’s written into the transition plan. I’m sure the government is going to need help running Medicare for All.
- Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee 2 months ago:
I don’t get fishing metaphors!
Thought the same thing.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
* EMPHASIZE
- Comment on hockey team owner selfishly engraves his whole family on the Stanley Cup 3 months ago:
Almost as bad as “Logan Stankoven”
- Comment on people who take zoom calls in coffee shops are insufferable 3 months ago:
- Comment on [Self-Promotion] I made a rougelite typing game inspired by the numbers sequence from LOST. 3 months ago:
On the subject of failure
Am I detecting some Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes influence?
- Comment on Fuck yea bro! 3 months ago:
It’s there a third string, up the back? The model photo looks like this just sits in front of your balls, rather than supporting them from below, as is shown in the inset photo.
- Comment on Mighty fine 3 months ago:
“Golly, that’s swell!”
- Comment on And the good news is she got the job 3 months ago:
More like gave it
- Comment on Kingdom Hearts AI art accusations hit Square Enix, and that sure looks like slop to me 3 months ago:
M.C. Escher meets the musings of a computer on fentanyl
