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- Comment on What is the charge? Taking a leaf? A succulent aloe vera leaf? 1 week ago:
FBI, it’s this one right here!
- Comment on Welcome to my first podcast episode! 2 weeks ago:
You know there’s a framed Tyler Durden quote hung up in there somewhere, too
- Comment on Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on WAR! What is it good for? 2 weeks ago:
The tacticool crowd is ripe for exploitation. You can make anything “tactical” and then boom, they’re in it.
Imagine taking something really cheap like ground coffee (and let’s be real, this is gonna be some cheap shit) and then you put it in a black bag with an all-caps stencil font and a silhouette of a gun, and some people will pay you premium price for it.
Business goes tits up? Slap a sticker on the bag with some floral designs and a picture of an amethyst crystal and now you can recoup it with the crunchy new age health crowd.
- Comment on Tell me 3 weeks ago:
Ya don’t see many buttplugs in white (for a reason)
- Comment on Office Space (1999) 3 weeks ago:
It’s crazy to me to think that people are just not farting all day, or sneaking away to do it. At most, learn some volume control; but either way live your truth and let 'er rip
- Comment on When you're in a rush and need to eat on the go 4 weeks ago:
This is, by far, the least vile thing he ever made and/or ate.
- Comment on I want your soul. I will eat your soul. 4 weeks ago:
Everytime I see this lady, I think it’s Kathy Griffin doing a bit.
- Comment on RIP 🚽 4 weeks ago:
I recently got the Cyclosporiasis; I can tell you from experience that even a truly awful toilet can flush more than a handful of Powdered Grandma™*
* May require multiple flushes
- Comment on RIP 🚽 4 weeks ago:
Instant Grandma™ – Just Add (Toilet) Water!
- Comment on Never understood the whole bobbing for apples thing 5 weeks ago:
Something about black and white photos from this era always seem to add an extra dash of ick, but… That water is murky AF and whatever it’s in looks like a filthy sewer pipe.
- Comment on Never understood the whole bobbing for apples thing 5 weeks ago:
a BIG BOLL
- Comment on Never understood the whole bobbing for apples thing 5 weeks ago:
The one and only time I’ve even seen it happening IRL, I was in 5th grade and we were having a “Fall Fair.” This kid Michael was in line in front of me, and while we’re waiting, he’s absolutely inhaling a bag of mini pretzels. His turn comes up, and it’s a battle, but sure enough he gets an apple. Only problem is the clear plastic bin of water is now an opaque slurry of semi-chewed pretzel. The activity was called off. Fuck you, Michael.
- Comment on They say "Change is slow" for anything that benefits the working class, but change is always instant for the Billionaire Class. 5 weeks ago:
A dream too long deferred is a dream denied.
- Comment on We live in a society... 1 month ago:
Why not just build your own dirty nuke from parts you got on the dark web and use it to wipe the city block containing the offending gas station off the map completely?
EDIT: Sorry, got to this discussion a little late
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Copy errors like that demonstrate a real lack of professionalism, and I’d expected better coming from the originators of the Smash Me Daddy Double Cheeseburger. Their food is supposed to be slutty, not stupid!
- Comment on Donald Trump telling everyone they're gonna get "lots and lots of money" if they vote for his party 1 month ago:
Surely everyone can see this is a lie?
It works very similarly to those “Nigerian Prince” scam emails, where most people notice the spelling and grammatical errors and just don’t engage, but the dumbest among us slip through the filter and go right ahead and send that check for $10,000 with the utmost confidence that they’ll be sent back a check for $15,000…
- Comment on I heard somethign about Deans? 2 months ago:
“It feels like somebody with a fever is yelling at my pants!”
- Comment on currently busy 😅 2 months ago:
“Just a sec, I’m doing the paperwork!”
- Comment on Frog and Toad 2 months ago:
I went looking and found this:
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC1129381/?page=2
Eight patients were seen within 15 minutes of intranasal self-administration of large amounts of pure D-lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD) tartrate powder. Emesis and collapse occurred along with signs of sympathetic overactivity, hyperthermia, coma and respiratory arrest. Mild generalized bleeding occurred in several patients and evidence of platelet dysfunction was present in all. Serum and gastric concentrations of LSD tartrate ranged from 2.1 to 26 nanograms per ml and 1,000 to 7,000 μg per 100 ml, respectively. With supportive care, all patients recovered. Massive LSD overdose in man is life-threatening and produces striking and distinctive manifestations.
- Comment on the last season was so ass 2 months ago:
Twin Peaks is both cemented in a very particular time and also timeless
- Comment on This comically terrible mug 2 months ago:
Yeah, I’d guess this is non-conputer-assisted failure, too. Here’s the font file, you can see that there are alternative glyphs that could have worked but they just kinda farded and shidded their way through it.
- Comment on A fine dining restaurant served a quadriplegic woman a desert that read "happy birthday wheelchair" 2 months ago:
Yeah, I’d have definitely sought a verbal confirmation on that one before sending it out.
- Comment on Funny how that works 2 months ago:
Just got done with it; get those antibiotics as soon as you can.
- Comment on "No precedent in American history!" NYT would have defended child labor. 2 months ago:
Then maybe some kind of job placement program should be made available for all the folks who would stand to lose their private insurance jobs, and that’s written into the transition plan. I’m sure the government is going to need help running Medicare for All.
- Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee 3 months ago:
I don’t get fishing metaphors!
Thought the same thing.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
* EMPHASIZE
- Comment on hockey team owner selfishly engraves his whole family on the Stanley Cup 3 months ago:
Almost as bad as “Logan Stankoven”
- Comment on people who take zoom calls in coffee shops are insufferable 3 months ago:
- Comment on [Self-Promotion] I made a rougelite typing game inspired by the numbers sequence from LOST. 4 months ago:
On the subject of failure
Am I detecting some Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes influence?
