And the good news is she got the job

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• SanderZeldenthuis@nord.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Reminds me the time I used to be a bicycle courier in Amsterdam and I get sent to pick up a package at a warehouse. When I get there for the pickup, there is a small front desk with a stunning receptionist. Instead of handing me a package, she gets up and says to follow her as she heads into the next room.

  I follow her and walk into what I can only describe as a showroom of sex toys. Every kind of dildo and vibrator you an imagine is proudly on display along with some other devices I’ve never seen before. “I’ll get a box. Be right back” she says and leaves the room before I can say anything more than OK.

  A minute later she’s back in the room. She hands me the box and says to pick out whatever I need. I’m confused and I tell her I’m just a courier here to pick up a package for “Dave” and just stares at me for a sec and then she starts laughing.

  She says yeah she was told Dave was sending someone to pick up the sex toys but she misunderstood and thought Dave was sending someone to “pick out” the sex toys. She then called Dave and spoke for a min. Then she picked and packed the sex toys and gave me the box for Dave.

  As you might guess, Dave was a shooting a video and due to a mixup did not have the sex toys expected for the shoot and my company got the courier call.

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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Typically Dave

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  • modus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So you turned down free dildos?

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    • SanderZeldenthuis@nord.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Of course not! I never turn down a free dildo but as the courier these dildos were not mine to keep.

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• zanyllama52@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  New job looks like it’ll suck

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  • snake@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I bet she’ll be working her ass off

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  • redsand@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Only in the beginning

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    • FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And probably at the very end too.

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Take this job and shove it…

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    LOL

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• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How sick is it that so many see that black couch in a room with a white wall and immediately know what it’s all about

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  • Tiral@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I put my text notification as the porn hub intro music for like a month. You have no idea how many people looked at me in lines different places. It’s like fucking say something and admit you know what it is well enough to recognize if.

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    • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Now put the gridr notification sound

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  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not many people have actual step-siblings and yet we all know what that shit is about.

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    • Johanno@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What are you doing stepladder?

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It has to be a creepy vipe. You are not blood related but you screw a step-siblings

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  • lemonbun@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    its community

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh god! You’re gonna make me work!

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• diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I require context.

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  • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Porn

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    • diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thank you.

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      dirty mind

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• Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sadly she got fucked in that interview and it turned out there wasn’t really a job.

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  • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hold on, is this for real?

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    • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      (Warning NSFW) “Backroom Casting Couch”

      That said, the “porn job interview but there wasn’t really any job” is theatrics, as far as I know.

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• DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What's your girlfriend's name? Asking for a friend.

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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Erin macmillan, according to people in the internet

    Good luck my dude or dudette

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    • DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thanks. I'll, uh, tell my friend

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    • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      M’dude thanks for the sauce. O7

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  hopefully she got the job 🤞

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  • bcgm3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    More like gave it

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• Kintarian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Instead of getting fucked out of a job she got fucked into a job

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