New job looks like it’ll suck
And the good news is she got the job
Submitted 1 month ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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zanyllama52@infosec.pub 1 month ago
snake@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I bet she’ll be working her ass off
redsand@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Only in the beginning
FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And probably at the very end too.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Take this job and shove it…
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 month ago
LOL
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How sick is it that so many see that black couch in a room with a white wall and immediately know what it’s all about
Tiral@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I put my text notification as the porn hub intro music for like a month. You have no idea how many people looked at me in lines different places. It’s like fucking say something and admit you know what it is well enough to recognize if.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 month ago
Now put the gridr notification sound
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not many people have actual step-siblings and yet we all know what that shit is about.
Johanno@feddit.org 1 month ago
What are you doing stepladder?
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It has to be a creepy vipe. You are not blood related but you screw a step-siblings
lemonbun@lemmy.world 1 month ago
its community
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh god! You’re gonna make me work!
diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I require context.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Porn
diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Thank you.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 month ago
dirty mind
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Sadly she got fucked in that interview and it turned out there wasn’t really a job.
ddplf@szmer.info 1 month ago
Hold on, is this for real?
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
(Warning NSFW) “Backroom Casting Couch”
That said, the “porn job interview but there wasn’t really any job” is theatrics, as far as I know.
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 1 month ago
What's your girlfriend's name? Asking for a friend.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Erin macmillan, according to people in the internet
Good luck my dude or dudette
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 1 month ago
Thanks. I'll, uh, tell my friend
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
M’dude thanks for the sauce. O7
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
hopefully she got the job 🤞
bcgm3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
More like gave it
Kintarian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Instead of getting fucked out of a job she got fucked into a job
SanderZeldenthuis@nord.pub 1 month ago
Reminds me the time I used to be a bicycle courier in Amsterdam and I get sent to pick up a package at a warehouse. When I get there for the pickup, there is a small front desk with a stunning receptionist. Instead of handing me a package, she gets up and says to follow her as she heads into the next room.
I follow her and walk into what I can only describe as a showroom of sex toys. Every kind of dildo and vibrator you an imagine is proudly on display along with some other devices I’ve never seen before. “I’ll get a box. Be right back” she says and leaves the room before I can say anything more than OK.
A minute later she’s back in the room. She hands me the box and says to pick out whatever I need. I’m confused and I tell her I’m just a courier here to pick up a package for “Dave” and just stares at me for a sec and then she starts laughing.
She says yeah she was told Dave was sending someone to pick up the sex toys but she misunderstood and thought Dave was sending someone to “pick out” the sex toys. She then called Dave and spoke for a min. Then she picked and packed the sex toys and gave me the box for Dave.
As you might guess, Dave was a shooting a video and due to a mixup did not have the sex toys expected for the shoot and my company got the courier call.
Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Typically Dave
modus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So you turned down free dildos?
SanderZeldenthuis@nord.pub 1 month ago
Of course not! I never turn down a free dildo but as the courier these dildos were not mine to keep.