ChickenLadyLovesLife
@ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
- Comment on [deleted] 14 hours ago:
Big brains let AI do the TESTING and QA as well.
- Comment on Anon is a carpenter 3 days ago:
There’s a house in my neighborhood that doesn’t even have stairs leading to the front door. Like, the door is three feet in the air, no way to actually use it for anything except breaking your ankle while drinking at night.
It is a good way to keep the Jehovah’s Witness and the Mormons at bay, to be fair.
- Comment on Anon is a carpenter 3 days ago:
Somehow Lowe’s only has these things in pressure-treated lumber. So I made my own for my stairs in my basement using regular lumber. And then my basement flooded.
- Comment on Yeah, the Harvard Bellevue cemetery 4 days ago:
My house has totally fucked-up electrical. For some reason, there’s a secondary breaker box in the basement which switches some of the outlets and lights in the house over to running off the generator outside. So when the line power comes back on, the lights that aren’t switched to the gen come back on (if I happened to have them on when the power went off, at least).
I’ve lived in this house for 15 years now and I’ve been without power here for a total of seven weeks during that time. I like how many trees we have here but that’s the price we pay.
- Comment on 5 days ago:
Won’t somebody think of the werewolves?!?!
- Comment on And Make It A Yummy One 5 days ago:
“I really like the color orange, too …”
- Comment on Bear posting. 1 week ago:
Not far at all from Major Grey’s chutney, which goes great with steak.
- Comment on MANDATORY! 1 week ago:
I’d love to get a sex change. I’ll take “none” to “some”, thank you very much.
- Comment on Anon loves Kebab 1 week ago:
Make your own! ThatDudeCanCook on youtube has a great video on making your own kebab meat.
- Comment on You've Just Been Hit By The Metric System Boys 1 week ago:
Annie, are you Oakley? Are you Oakley, Annie?
- Comment on 🧼🫧 🥑 1 week ago:
I don’t know how it tastes, I just use it to clean my Corinthian leather.
- Comment on this is true for a few decades of 8 yr olds 1 week ago:
Nobody’s gonna mention The Joker’s Wild? Ok then.
- Comment on and they wonder why reddit stock is tanking 1 week ago:
All I can say is Muigi Langione.
- Comment on and they wonder why reddit stock is tanking 1 week ago:
I got banned for racism for making fun of a nonexistent race. My comment was mocking racism.
- Comment on Such is life 1 week ago:
I would have kicked him if not for the arthritis.
- Comment on Such is life 1 week ago:
I was walking down the street the other day and a mother with a little boy holding her hand came in the opposite direction. The little boy pointed at me and said to his mother “look mommy, it’s an old man!” I’m fucking 59.
- Comment on Move over powered milk, it onion time 1 week ago:
For me it’s the heartburn and the hiccups. My mouth and anus can take the hottest peppers in the world, the rest of me really can’t.
- Comment on Move over powered milk, it onion time 1 week ago:
A couple of years ago I grew some habanero peppers in my garden. One of the plants had been mislabeled, however, and turned out to be carolina reapers. Eating them didn’t feel like normal hot peppers – it felt like I had been punched hard in the lips.
- Comment on Jeshus H Christ. Why do they put delicious biscuits in these surprise cans? 1 week ago:
My problem was always that I don’t need eight fucking croissant rolls at one time. And those things are inedible except when they’re fresh out of the oven. One of the grocery stores near me briefly sold half-sized tubes of them which was great, but the price was higher than the regular size.
- Comment on Jeshus H Christ. Why do they put delicious biscuits in these surprise cans? 1 week ago:
It just says use a spoon, it doesn’t say to use the tip. I’ve always pushed the rounded bottom of the spoon against the crease. If you were supposed to use the tip, you could just use a knife.
- Comment on I'm stressing the fuck out 2 weeks ago:
I accept your invitation!
- Comment on I'm stressing the fuck out 2 weeks ago:
This was actually John Hamm’s bit, but: nachos seem like a great idea, but you always only get one good nacho, then the rest is either dry chips or a soggy mess.
- Comment on 'I need a job to save my life': Inside the desperate hunt for work in America 2 weeks ago:
The city next to mine had its entire hospital network shut down, just because some vulture capitalists saw that the price was less than the value of the real estate it owned. They bought the hospital network, spun off the real estate as a separate venture that then rented the properties to the hospitals, which bankrupted the hospitals leading to their closure.
- Comment on it's coming sooner than 2050 3 weeks ago:
self-driving cars
Something I’ve never understood about self-driving cars is why would you want the expense of owning one if you’re not driving it? It’s like how rich people used to own expensive cars but employed a chauffeur and never drove themselves.
- Comment on I rebuilt a 1997 chat room. First thing someone typed was "lol". Some things never change. 3 weeks ago:
I used to hang out on Plastic circa 2000. In my memory it was basically Reddit with upvoting and whatnot, but maybe I’m misremembering it. It was somehow associated with suck.com which only still exists thanks to the wayback machine.
- Comment on Boy Dinner 3 weeks ago:
I like spinach, I just hate how I buy a bag the size of a pillow and it cooks down to about a tablespoon.
- Comment on Boy Dinner 3 weeks ago:
My parents loved Cracker Barrel mac & cheese but one time I substituted Annie’s because it was on sale and they literally spit it out. I personally couldn’t perceive any difference between the two.
- Comment on Boy Dinner 3 weeks ago:
I’ve read that “chicken and broccoli” is a body-builder euphemism for gear (steroids and growth hormones etc.) but apparently that’s not true for everybody.
- Comment on Boy Dinner 3 weeks ago:
My sister-in-law cooks like that. She’ll make one main course (and TBF it’s delicious) but absolutely nothing else – no side dishes, no salad, not even anything to drink.
- Comment on Boy Dinner 3 weeks ago:
To what end?
Triggering the end times.