ChickenLadyLovesLife
@ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
- Comment on [Update: Valve Responds] Mastercard Denies Pressuring Steam To Censor 'NSFW' Games 2 days ago:
Also encouraging your neighbors to rape your own daughters instead of the visiting angels.
- Comment on [Update: Valve Responds] Mastercard Denies Pressuring Steam To Censor 'NSFW' Games 2 days ago:
I mean, their own Rule 5.12.7 has that “or” in it, which includes transactions that are fully lawful but “may damage the goodwill of the corporation”.
- Comment on I'm sure this would work out fine 2 days ago:
“Debt! Debt! To the IDF!”
- Comment on wtf is ur problem 4 days ago:
Sigh (unzips).
- Comment on wtf is ur problem 4 days ago:
What about dinotiddies?
- Comment on Antidepressant of the masses 1 week ago:
Next you’re gonna tell me gold is psychoactive!
- Comment on US education 1 week ago:
My brother and sister-in-law homeschooled their kids for a while, which was a bit out of character for them. It turned out they were actually sending them to a private school that was technically “home schooling” because the parents taught the kids at home one day out of the week using school-provided materials and the kids were at the school the other four days. That one day a week allowed the technical “home schooling” designation and also allowed the school to use non-state-certified teachers (with the added bonus of being able to pay them hourly and only for four days of work a week). And all of this was only marginally cheaper than normal private schools. My bro and SIL eventually realized how shitty this was all around and moved into a good school district - which was way cheaper than private schools.
- Comment on workflow 1 week ago:
“What’s in the next sprint?”
“Stack more fucking rocks.” - Comment on ultra high iq 1 week ago:
“I’m not fat, I just have a lot of adipose tissue.”
- Comment on Anon witnesses excellent security 1 week ago:
I’ll try that. Fuck you.
- Comment on Anon witnesses excellent security 1 week ago:
I’m the product in the sense that poo is the product of the intestines.
- Comment on Anon witnesses excellent security 1 week ago:
I had to move to a Mac because of iOS development. Now I’m stuck with a Mac because the fucking thing refuses to break.
- Comment on Anon witnesses excellent security 1 week ago:
“This fucking paycheck! What am I going to do with all this money?”
- Comment on Anon witnesses excellent security 1 week ago:
I majored in Anthropology in college. I should have done Misanthropology.
- Comment on When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason 1 week ago:
That reminds me of when the Los Angeles Clippers (an NBA team, originally from San Diego, named after the famous clipper ships) had a mascot named “Scissors”. Very popular mascot up until they started using him to promote exercise programs for children, including the now-infamous “Run With Scissors”.
- Comment on The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image. 1 week ago:
This is a local observance and an expression of your privilege.
Here’s another local observance: you’re a pompous windbag.
- Comment on The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image. 1 week ago:
I grew up next to the Cuyahoga in the '70s and I don’t think people today could even begin to understand how nasty it really was. Old tires everywhere, rusting steel barrels full of god knows what, and a thick oily scum over any part of it that wasn’t moving. Factories along the edge had big drainage pipes that just emptied directly into the river (one of these factories made Oasis foam, that green shit florists stick flowers into). The real shocker was not that the river caught fire from time to time, but that it wasn’t on fire all the time.
- Comment on The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image. 1 week ago:
I’m still waiting for somebody to make a mashup of Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire” and The Prodigy’s “Firestarter”.
- Comment on The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image. 1 week ago:
The longstanding tradition in India is to wander around naked.
- Comment on Itch.io is delisting NSFW games due to pressure from payment processors 1 week ago:
Gives a new meaning to the term “code smell”.
- Comment on They even got their own island 1 week ago:
Wars seem to predate oil by … a few thousand years.
- Comment on They even got their own island 1 week ago:
skeezy loser
Kinda ironic that a young Matthew McConaughey is the archetype of this.
- Comment on They even got their own island 1 week ago:
This is what wars are for. Young men slaughter each other while old men bang the young women.
- Comment on You don’t see articles like this about moms with three two jobs who still manage to take care of their kids. 1 week ago:
Musk brags about working 100-hour weeks … while being the CEO of five companies. That means that at best being a CEO of one company is a 20-hour-a-week part time job.
- Comment on You don’t see articles like this about moms with three two jobs who still manage to take care of their kids. 1 week ago:
I never even had a manager who could do my job, let alone a CEO.
- Comment on You don’t see articles like this about moms with three two jobs who still manage to take care of their kids. 1 week ago:
I know one CEO who took full responsibility … in the back.
- Comment on You don’t see articles like this about moms with three two jobs who still manage to take care of their kids. 1 week ago:
The reason a CEO gets paid what they get paid is that they also sit on the boards of other companies and vote for the compensation packages of their CEOs, who also sit on the board of the CEO’s company. It’s literally a circlejerk.
- Comment on Would you rather unionize or buy some videogames? 1 week ago:
No, I’m saying that if you didn’t have union-negotiated healthcare, the $700 you would have instead to spend on health insurance would only get you an extremely shitty private plan. I know this because I currently have great union-negotiated healthcare but prior to that I had the extremely shitty private plan.
- Comment on Would you rather unionize or buy some videogames? 1 week ago:
$700 in health insurance
Ah yes, the plan with the $10,000 annual deductible and they drop you if you ever file a claim of any sort.
- Comment on Would you rather unionize or buy some videogames? 1 week ago:
They want to kill (public) unions altogether
I’m a school bus driver and we’re unionized (although that’s actually somewhat rare). My co-workers are mostly trumpers but also rabidly pro-union, at least pro-our union. They’re in a strange mental state where they think trump and the republicans are supporters of unions and it’s the democrats who are trying to break them. I’m sure even George Orwell is in his grave thinking “wait, I didn’t think people would really be like this.”