ChickenLadyLovesLife
@ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
- Comment on Perfect Easter cookie for Christians 14 hours ago:
I always liked Sam Kinison’s routine about Jesus coming back: “yeah, I’ll be back when I can PLAY THE PIANO AGAIN! OHH!! OHHHHHHHH!!!”
- Comment on Even his doctors are full of it 2 days ago:
I had a boss once who went through a bitter divorce and many people at work were Facebook friends with his soon-to-be-ex-wife. She made one post where she described him as “ol’ three inches two minutes”.
- Comment on Even his doctors are full of it 2 days ago:
At an absolute minimum he would be listed as “pre-diabetic”.
- Comment on Even his doctors are full of it 2 days ago:
I can’t even bring myself to capitalize the t in trump. Or the m in musk, for that matter (or the n in nazi). It just implies a modicum of respect.
- Comment on logs are for quitters 1 week ago:
Bah, that graph needs antimatter.
- Comment on logs are for quitters 1 week ago:
The only real purpose of the lithium deuteride is that it’s a dry, shelf-stable, room-temperature fuel. The very first hydrogen “bomb” (actually a building-sized device) used supercooled liquid hydrogen as the fusion fuel, but this was obviously not practical for a deliverable bomb.
- Comment on logs are for quitters 1 week ago:
For that matter, even the Nagasaki bomb (“Fat Man”) didn’t use Uranium at all - its fuel was Plutonium.
- Comment on Why didn't *I* think of that? 1 week ago:
This is why very old houses in Louisiana had no closets - your property tax was assessed on the basis of how many closets you had. Also, they liked spelling “armoire”.
- Comment on Anon orders food 1 week ago:
“Long distance relationships work great for me because I’m more attractive the farther away I am.”
- Comment on Anon orders food 1 week ago:
Istan Bul?
- Comment on Anon orders food 1 week ago:
It’s absolutely justified fear. For every one guy who will just take it as a sweet compliment, there are ten guys who will think “she wants the D!”
- Comment on That’s enough for today 2 weeks ago:
YOU FIRED!
- Comment on Calm your tits 2 weeks ago:
I like the message the Calvin sticker sends: “I am childish but have an old man’s bladder.”
- Comment on Calm your tits 2 weeks ago:
Fun Blackbeard fact: he actually spent some time in Philadelphia. It’s not known whether he preferred Pat’s or Geno’s steaks.
- Comment on Calm your tits 2 weeks ago:
I’m a school bus driver and I have one total moron of a coworker who thinks we should all carry guns to protect the buses. He specifically wants to have his AR15 with him, with its magical 40-round mags like that would make the slightest fucking difference after somebody starts off their assault by blasting the driver’s seat. I’ve been pretending I agree with him and encouraging him to suggest this to our (very liberal) school board - since he’s above me on the seniority list.
- Comment on Calm your tits 2 weeks ago:
The fact that you used the word “Cringe” means the song probably came out before you were born.
Ha ha, I never actually ever paid attention to the lyrics all the way through. The last rap by Bush I is awesome.
- Comment on Calm your tits 2 weeks ago:
Does anyone ever think the guys with anything at all like that on their clothing have forgotten how to be violent?
I don’t think he’s forgotten - I think he’s old and fat and has mostly lost the ability to be violent, except maybe to his wife. A young, fit man would beat the shit out of him and he knows it. IMHO that’s a big reason gun nuts are so into their guns, because it compensates for their physical weakness.
- Comment on PROTEIN BRO 2 weeks ago:
a PE teacher
The old gag:
Those who can, do
Those who can’t, teach
Those who can’t teach, teach Phys Ed - Comment on Climate-denying conservatives after every year for the last decade has been the hottest on record [Day 105] 3 weeks ago:
But it snowed this winter! Once!
I’m a school bus driver and I have a coworker who is an avid climate-change denier. Here is an example of how stupid she is: she needed to borrow my bus for a run and I had it chocked. Since the chock was wedged solid under my front wheel, she decided she needed to use the crowbar to get it loose and tore the fuck out of it (and my front tire) in the process. It never occurred to her to start the bus and back up to free the chock.
She also 1) hates immigrants because they’re unvaccinated and “spread disease”, and 2) is anti-vax. I could never make this shit up in a million years. If you have children, consider that a lot of the people driving them to and from school are exactly this fucking stupid.
- Comment on Anon is Turkish 3 weeks ago:
This is so dumb. They weren’t originally named after bird, they were named after a type of footstool.
- Comment on Bernard 3 weeks ago:
Larry David and Bernie Sanders are actually cousins. They got hooked up on that PBS show sponsored by Ancestry.com.
- Comment on Bernard 3 weeks ago:
the exhumed corpse of Jack Lemmon as Joe Biden
He’ll finally get that third Oscar!
- Comment on Good to exercise at home instead of gym? 3 weeks ago:
I just wanna lose my gut
The most critical part of losing weight is counting the calories of what you eat, so you know exactly what you have to do to lose the weight. One pound of body fat is equivalent to 3500 calories, so if you can manage to eat at a 500-calories-per-day deficit you will lose one pound per week (most people lose scale weight at a faster rate than this when they first start dieting, but this is water weight loss and won’t be maintained in the long term).
Will drinking less alcohol and fewer sweet treats put you into a 500 calorie daily deficit? There’s no way to know unless you start recording the calories of everything you eat on a daily basis.
- Comment on Physicists vs Normal People 4 weeks ago:
They’re all just vector appliers.
- Comment on Cathy, do the math. 4 weeks ago:
statistics can be abused
They can be abused, by people who understand statistics talking to people who don’t understand statistics. This is a good reason to learn statistical methods rather than reject them.
- Comment on Cathy, do the math. 4 weeks ago:
Lol the fact that she even has a contract at all is because of unions.
- Comment on Physicists vs Normal People 4 weeks ago:
Wow, I did not know that! I literally have never heard the word “gasoline” before!
- Comment on Physicists vs Normal People 4 weeks ago:
I’m not British - but I am a Physicist.
- Comment on Physicists vs Normal People 4 weeks ago:
Petrol. Gas isn’t even a gas.
- Comment on Comrade Krasnov is just a follower of Leninist tought ! 4 weeks ago:
Lenin was not shy about having people taken out back and shot. He just died before he had the chance to do it on the scale that Stalin later achieved.
Fun random Lenin fact: Russia never had a tradition of preserving and mummifying the corpses of their Tsars and religious leaders. Lenin (d. 1924) was “mummified” (in a truly amateurish fashion) because of the worldwide popularity of Tutankhamun, whose tomb had been discovered by Howard Carter in 1922.
Another fun random Lenin fact: Vladimir Putin’s grandfather was Lenin’s chef.