ChickenLadyLovesLife

@ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has anxiety⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, I was only a wake-and-baker for thirty years, so maybe you’re right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has anxiety⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I quit smoking weed five years ago and I have no more anxiety. Food and sex aren’t that great any more and everything is boring, but so what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon argues on reddit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a guy suddenly start stalking me, following me around and posting rude comments in response to every post I made. I was starting to get pissed until he posted “Mom always did like me better” and I realized it was my brother who had discovered my username while hanging out in my room.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon argues on reddit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I got banned for making fun of a nonexistent race, and I was doing it to mock the concept of racism itself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lutris now being built with Claude AI, developer decides to hide it after backlash⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I get it now. As the Firesign Theater said: “ha ha that’s very logical.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lutris now being built with Claude AI, developer decides to hide it after backlash⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t understand what you meant here. OP did mean to write “unhealthy*”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lutris now being built with Claude AI, developer decides to hide it after backlash⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Overall I think preventing discussion is healthy

  Did you mean unhealthy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't get better than this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Being a nitrous fiend is bad.

  Eventually you feel like one of those dudes dying on Mt. Everest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't get better than this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Any place where you don’t step on rats when you get up to pee in the middle of the night is OK by me. Yes, I have lived in places where I stepped on rats at night.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't get better than this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You eventually reach an age where you want the bed at your center of gravity so you can just tip yourself on and off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't get better than this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My neighbors tend to retaliate when I crank music and I value silence at least some of the time. Good headphones are enough for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't get better than this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I assumed he was sitting on a portable commode.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't get better than this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No Kaoss pad?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dubiousness⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dubiousness⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Black holes are edible?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking: BAD⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude’s worst crimes are being addicted to meth and listening to Walt’s advice.

  I guess assassinating the other chemist qualifies as “listening to Walt’s advice”, but murder is technically his worst crime.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I gotcha, boss⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cops and big city racism

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also how do I know if it works?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus Christ you still have a DOS umbrella?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A friend of mine had a Commodore 20 with no tape drive. Not only could we only have one game at a time installed, but also we had to manually type in the code for the game each time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When my main (only) programming language was TurboBASIC, I was amber all the way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I vaguely remember somebody sending me a bitcoin many many years ago, but I haven’t been able to find it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Angel is a centerfold!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember getting a Hotshot/286 card which allowed me to upgrade my 8088 to a 286. I don’t even remember what programs I used back then but I’m sure they ran a lot faster after that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Anybody here remember Plastic, circa 2000? It was a forum kind of like Reddit, although I don’t remember if it had upvotes or not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In this house⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t believe people still believe Bigfoot is real. It’s so obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨they don't know⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I give peanuts to crows but sometimes one squirrel shows up and chases the crows away (and there are usually 5 or 6 crows there). I don’t get it – this particular murder will gang up on red-tailed hawks and chase them away but they’ll just sit there looking sad at the one squirrel as he eats the peanuts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes geography⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You better Czech yourself before you Reyjavik yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stereotyping is wrong.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m so glad my parents and brother have (nearly) the same politics as me. Having to regularly deal with trumpers (without being able to laugh in their faces as with my co-workers) would be a perpetual torment. My brother did have an inexplicable phase of loving Putin, but that passed quickly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every cybertruck I see where I live has some company logo or wrap on it. It’s great advertising – it lets me know never to hire that company for anything.

  The most hilarious one is for a company that does waterproofing. Like yes, I’m going to hire a waterproofing company that just spent $100K on a vehicle that can’t go through a car wash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2006 called, they said we need better memes and left this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t hang in there 'til Friday.