zanyllama52
@zanyllama52@infosec.pub
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
- Comment on Get good. 3 weeks ago:
According to Alfred Matthew Yankovic:
_There were seventy three of us living in a cardboard box. All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks. Every night for dinner, we had a big ol' chunk of dirt. If we were really good, we didn't get dessert._
- Comment on What are your favorite racing games? 1 month ago:
Found the Linux guy
- Comment on What are your favorite racing games? 1 month ago:
Great topic for discussion.
Pole Position
Gran Tourismo
Road Rash
R.C. Pro-Am
Mario Kart
Jet Moto
Go Go HyperGrind
- Comment on Kotaku being Kotaku 2 months ago:
Showed this to my kids. Their reaction was:
Kid 1: bruh
Kid 2: Is that the guy from Peaches?
- Comment on Toot toot 2 months ago:
Well, I would love it if my tightly wound boss would pull something like this. Way out of character.
As a college student, I walked into the multi-use bathroom, and proceeded to a urinal. Strange, rhythmic, wet sounds were coming from the lone stall in use. I thought, “Okay, what the hell is this?” and tried to wrap things up quick, in case things got weird. Too late. I then hear another strange sound from the stall, something like crinkling wax paper. None of this made sense to my young mind. Then I hear a wet “plop” from the stall, and more crinkling wax paper noises. I quickly finish up, and turn to leave. On the floor of the stall I can see a partially eaten Subway sandwich. Unbelievable
This base human then picks up the sandwich, and continues eating.
To this day, I do not eat Subway.
- Comment on REANIMAL | Announcement Trailer 2 months ago:
Such a great looking trailer!
- Comment on 🦍 😁 ❔ 3 months ago:
Donkey Kong Dentures lol wtf fantastic
- Comment on consequences 9 months ago:
I regularly eat spicy food, with rare issues in the bathroom. The exception, funny enough, seems to be pickled jalapeños. Not ghost peppers, habañeros, or Carolina reapers… I don’t get it.
- Comment on Is there a term for someone that likes other people to smell their farts? 9 months ago:
Weird. Beyond me to consider an adult doing that.
- Comment on recycling beauty trends 9 months ago:
Maybe (assuming this is real) this is the look she always wanted. Who knows?
- Comment on What's up doc? That's a very oink carrot you got there, doc? 10 months ago:
I knew it wasn’t just me. I don’t typically go for horror themed games, but this series worked.
- Comment on How do I stop hating children? 10 months ago:
Have you ever spent any one-on-one time having fun with a kid?
- Comment on Taste the Pain! 10 months ago:
Xavier Renegade Angel, anyone?
- Comment on For some reason, I'm doubtful. 1 year ago:
My emachines etower 566 is my daily driver, am i my alone here? It’s current year, and this thing is still not obsolete.
- Comment on PSA: If you still have a Mojang account for Minecraft: Java Edition, you have less than a week left to migrate to a Microsoft account to avoid profile deletion 1 year ago:
Soon we’ll all be drinking toilet water, and doingma live dress rehearsal for Mad Max.
- Comment on F-ZERO 99 - Nintendo Switch Online | Nintendo Direct 9.14.2023 1 year ago:
Truly, this is the answer lol. We’ve only been waiting since GameCube era…