Kinda surprised how long it took me to see the alien, almost a jump-scare.
my dreams in colour
Submitted 1 year ago by Bort@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 1 year ago
sigh… unzips
Condiment2085@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I thought this is why they don’t let people post photos within 4 weeks of joining lmao
satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Now we can study this policy failure.
Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I been posting images since minutes after I joined. I like to get weird with it.
Condiment2085@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Oh I forgot I think that’s a lemm.ee thing not a Lemmy thing in general. They don’t let you post images for 4 weeks Afaik
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 year ago
I wonder what it says about me that I didn’t see the alien for the trees?
Rooty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Checked your profile, it’s based AF, continue doing what you’re doing.
Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The criminal dinosaur foreigners should be deported back to Pangaea
- the hwhites
Psythik@lemm.ee 1 year ago
乇乂丅尺卂 丅卄工匚匚
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
I mean, my feelings on sexual behaviors in general are entirely dependent on consent and I think at the point of kissing from the back like that the dino has shown some sort of capacity to at least want to participate in this so whatever. Also it’s a meme and I’m just demonstrating that I’m stoned with this comment.
BigDiction@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I swear there’s a video out there some where of multiple dudes in dinosaur costumes replaying this exact scenario. It’s ancient.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
BigDiction@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ah i forgot it was Pterodactyl specifically, thanks for confirming!
P.S. to my handler at the agency, please forgive my search history this morning. The video above is what I was trying to find.
gurnu@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Shit, was the alien always there? Seen the original being passed around the internet for ages and never noticed… Too horny for saurus I guess
satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Do you hear my eyes complaining?
Saint_La_Croix_Crosse@midwest.social 1 year ago
Bald representation!
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Joe Rogan would love the shit outta this.
Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Joe Rogan’s fragile masculinity would be threatened by the dinosaur. But he would fantasize about being the alien, because he is a massive cuck.
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Agreed, either that or he would say that he could knock it out in a fight.
rosahaj@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
god, i wish that was me.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
The lady, dino, or alien in the background?
rosahaj@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
In that exact order, funnily enough.
Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
yes.
ScoreDivision@programming.dev 1 year ago
Holy shit I didnt even see the alien
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I like that she’s got a bit of weight to her. I know, fit body would be more feminist but I like what I like.
Skanky@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The girl on her knees could stand to lose a few pounds too
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t think a fit body would be more (or less) feminist. That bit of chub looks like what a lot of women 30+ look like
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The reason I say feminist because there is a thinking that women should stay at home and live a sedentary lifestyle. It could be argued either way but I lean towards healthy living as being feminist.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Rule 34
DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
At’s some Chuck Tingle shit, there.
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Looks like one of his book covers
Veneroso@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Go on…
Sibshops@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I’ll allow it
zanyllama52@infosec.pub 1 year ago
This is fairly hot: alien, human, and dinosaur cuckold port. Everything I need.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Can someone explain the joke to me like I’m from the jungle and just discovered internet?
Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
A dinosaur is sexing up a lady while an alien looks on.
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 1 year ago
Holy shit i didn’t see the Alien until now#
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
What does that have to do with being white?
Houseman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Jealous of her.
snek_boi@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Please mark it as NSFW :)
Veneroso@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What if I work in dinosaur erotica? (I don’t, but also, can I work in dinosaur erotica?)
Prok@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Then I’d say nothing you do for work is safe
Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Where do you work that this image would be considered unsafe? It’s less revealing than most modern advertising.
fprawn@lemmy.world 1 year ago
One of my favorite movies, looking forward to it finally making it on Monsterdon
Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I require more information about this movie
psmgx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dino New World Order
Rooty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Mogged by dinochad again. 😩
SuluBeddu@feddit.it 1 year ago
Star trek specist porn
Slovene@feddit.nl 1 year ago
*Interspecies erotica
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Very very weird, threatened even.
Veneroso@lemmy.world 1 year ago
(Headbutts intensify)
androidul@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
wait, I know this actress
evening_push579@feddit.nu 1 year ago
Normal Dandadan chapter
DuskyRo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
PEAK MENTIONED.
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