Kinda surprised how long it took me to see the alien, almost a jump-scare.
my dreams in colour
Submitted 2 months ago by Bort@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 2 months ago
sigh… unzips
Condiment2085@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I thought this is why they don’t let people post photos within 4 weeks of joining lmao
satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Now we can study this policy failure.
Bort@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I been posting images since minutes after I joined. I like to get weird with it.
Condiment2085@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Oh I forgot I think that’s a lemm.ee thing not a Lemmy thing in general. They don’t let you post images for 4 weeks Afaik
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
I wonder what it says about me that I didn’t see the alien for the trees?
Rooty@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Checked your profile, it’s based AF, continue doing what you’re doing.
Sanctus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The criminal dinosaur foreigners should be deported back to Pangaea
- the hwhites
Psythik@lemm.ee 2 months ago
乇乂丅尺卂 丅卄工匚匚
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
I mean, my feelings on sexual behaviors in general are entirely dependent on consent and I think at the point of kissing from the back like that the dino has shown some sort of capacity to at least want to participate in this so whatever. Also it’s a meme and I’m just demonstrating that I’m stoned with this comment.
BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I swear there’s a video out there some where of multiple dudes in dinosaur costumes replaying this exact scenario. It’s ancient.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah i forgot it was Pterodactyl specifically, thanks for confirming!
P.S. to my handler at the agency, please forgive my search history this morning. The video above is what I was trying to find.
gurnu@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Shit, was the alien always there? Seen the original being passed around the internet for ages and never noticed… Too horny for saurus I guess
satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Do you hear my eyes complaining?
Saint_La_Croix_Crosse@midwest.social 2 months ago
Bald representation!
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Joe Rogan would love the shit outta this.
Bort@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Joe Rogan’s fragile masculinity would be threatened by the dinosaur. But he would fantasize about being the alien, because he is a massive cuck.
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Agreed, either that or he would say that he could knock it out in a fight.
rosahaj@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
god, i wish that was me.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The lady, dino, or alien in the background?
rosahaj@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
In that exact order, funnily enough.
Bort@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
yes.
ScoreDivision@programming.dev 2 months ago
Holy shit I didnt even see the alien
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I like that she’s got a bit of weight to her. I know, fit body would be more feminist but I like what I like.
Skanky@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The girl on her knees could stand to lose a few pounds too
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t think a fit body would be more (or less) feminist. That bit of chub looks like what a lot of women 30+ look like
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The reason I say feminist because there is a thinking that women should stay at home and live a sedentary lifestyle. It could be argued either way but I lean towards healthy living as being feminist.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Rule 34
DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
At’s some Chuck Tingle shit, there.
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Looks like one of his book covers
j4k3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
a bort! a bort!
Bort@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
it is i, a bort.
Veneroso@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Go on…
Sibshops@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I’ll allow it
zanyllama52@infosec.pub 2 months ago
This is fairly hot: alien, human, and dinosaur cuckold port. Everything I need.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Can someone explain the joke to me like I’m from the jungle and just discovered internet?
Bort@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
A dinosaur is sexing up a lady while an alien looks on.
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 2 months ago
Holy shit i didn’t see the Alien until now#
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
What does that have to do with being white?
Houseman@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Jealous of her.
snek_boi@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Please mark it as NSFW :)
Veneroso@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What if I work in dinosaur erotica? (I don’t, but also, can I work in dinosaur erotica?)
Prok@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Then I’d say nothing you do for work is safe
Bort@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Where do you work that this image would be considered unsafe? It’s less revealing than most modern advertising.
fprawn@lemmy.world 2 months ago
One of my favorite movies, looking forward to it finally making it on Monsterdon
Bort@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I require more information about this movie
psmgx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dino New World Order
Rooty@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mogged by dinochad again. 😩
SuluBeddu@feddit.it 2 months ago
Star trek specist porn
Slovene@feddit.nl 2 months ago
*Interspecies erotica
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Very very weird, threatened even.
Veneroso@lemmy.world 2 months ago
(Headbutts intensify)
androidul@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
wait, I know this actress
evening_push579@feddit.nu 2 months ago
Normal Dandadan chapter
DuskyRo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
PEAK MENTIONED.
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