Kinda surprised how long it took me to see the alien, almost a jump-scare.
my dreams in colour
Submitted 3 days ago by Bort@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 3 days ago
sigh… unzips
Condiment2085@lemm.ee 3 days ago
I thought this is why they don’t let people post photos within 4 weeks of joining lmao
satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Now we can study this policy failure.
Bort@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
I been posting images since minutes after I joined. I like to get weird with it.
Condiment2085@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Oh I forgot I think that’s a lemm.ee thing not a Lemmy thing in general. They don’t let you post images for 4 weeks Afaik
Rooty@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Checked your profile, it’s based AF, continue doing what you’re doing.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 days ago
I wonder what it says about me that I didn’t see the alien for the trees?
Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 days ago
The criminal dinosaur foreigners should be deported back to Pangaea
- the hwhites
Psythik@lemm.ee 3 days ago
乇乂丅尺卂 丅卄工匚匚
BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I swear there’s a video out there some where of multiple dudes in dinosaur costumes replaying this exact scenario. It’s ancient.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Ah i forgot it was Pterodactyl specifically, thanks for confirming!
P.S. to my handler at the agency, please forgive my search history this morning. The video above is what I was trying to find.
gurnu@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Shit, was the alien always there? Seen the original being passed around the internet for ages and never noticed… Too horny for saurus I guess
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 3 days ago
I mean, my feelings on sexual behaviors in general are entirely dependent on consent and I think at the point of kissing from the back like that the dino has shown some sort of capacity to at least want to participate in this so whatever. Also it’s a meme and I’m just demonstrating that I’m stoned with this comment.
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Joe Rogan would love the shit outta this.
Bort@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Joe Rogan’s fragile masculinity would be threatened by the dinosaur. But he would fantasize about being the alien, because he is a massive cuck.
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Agreed, either that or he would say that he could knock it out in a fight.
satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Do you hear my eyes complaining?
Rooty@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Mogged by dinochad again. 😩
Saint_La_Croix_Crosse@midwest.social 2 days ago
Bald representation!
zanyllama52@infosec.pub 2 days ago
This is fairly hot: alien, human, and dinosaur cuckold port. Everything I need.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Rule 34
rosahaj@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
god, i wish that was me.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
The lady, dino, or alien in the background?
rosahaj@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
In that exact order, funnily enough.
Bort@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
yes.
ScoreDivision@programming.dev 2 days ago
Holy shit I didnt even see the alien
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I like that she’s got a bit of weight to her. I know, fit body would be more feminist but I like what I like.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I don’t think a fit body would be more (or less) feminist. That bit of chub looks like what a lot of women 30+ look like
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The reason I say feminist because there is a thinking that women should stay at home and live a sedentary lifestyle. It could be argued either way but I lean towards healthy living as being feminist.
Skanky@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The girl on her knees could stand to lose a few pounds too
DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
At’s some Chuck Tingle shit, there.
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Looks like one of his book covers
Veneroso@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Go on…
Sibshops@lemm.ee 3 days ago
I’ll allow it
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Can someone explain the joke to me like I’m from the jungle and just discovered internet?
Bort@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
A dinosaur is sexing up a lady while an alien looks on.
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 2 days ago
Holy shit i didn’t see the Alien until now#
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
What does that have to do with being white?
Houseman@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Jealous of her.
snek_boi@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
Please mark it as NSFW :)
Veneroso@lemmy.world 3 days ago
What if I work in dinosaur erotica? (I don’t, but also, can I work in dinosaur erotica?)
Prok@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Then I’d say nothing you do for work is safe
Bort@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Where do you work that this image would be considered unsafe? It’s less revealing than most modern advertising.
fprawn@lemmy.world 3 days ago
One of my favorite movies, looking forward to it finally making it on Monsterdon
Bort@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
I require more information about this movie
psmgx@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Dino New World Order
SuluBeddu@feddit.it 3 days ago
Star trek specist porn
Slovene@feddit.nl 2 days ago
*Interspecies erotica
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 days ago
Very very weird, threatened even.
Veneroso@lemmy.world 3 days ago
(Headbutts intensify)
androidul@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
wait, I know this actress
evening_push579@feddit.nu 3 days ago
Normal Dandadan chapter
DuskyRo@lemmy.world 3 days ago
PEAK MENTIONED.
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