Skanky
@Skanky@lemmy.world
- Comment on Wait for it... 3 days ago:
This gif gave me wood
- Comment on Anon contracts herpes 3 days ago:
Turbo AIDS? You know that is just a made up name, right?
Everyone knows it’s called Super AIDS™
- Comment on I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device gatekeeps my gender 3 days ago:
You could totally be a great Satyr for Halloween
- Comment on Anon has a female friend 1 week ago:
The correct reply is…
“There’s really only one way you could have me, and that is [describe whatever sort of sexual kink you’re into]. After that, I might consider it.”
- Comment on my dreams in colour 4 weeks ago:
The girl on her knees could stand to lose a few pounds too
- Comment on Tried to order a part before the tariffs 1 month ago:
Because trump is a fucking brain-dead narcissistic man-child moron? What more explanation are you expecting?
- Comment on Found a small cave under my house 1 month ago:
I surely can’t be the only one
- Comment on Speculative Evolution 1 month ago:
- Comment on cilanto 🌿 1 month ago:
Nope. I try to avoid cheap chocolate though. Life is too short for that. Lol
It’s hard to describe what cheap chocolate tastes like, but it’s day the best description is “waxy”
- Comment on cilanto 🌿 1 month ago:
Huh. I have me problem with candied ginger (or fresh) at all. I’m not crazy about it, but it certainly doesn’t taste like soap.
- Comment on cilanto 🌿 1 month ago:
Yeah, I’m one of those people. AMA?
It’s weird - sometimes I can kinda understand why people love cilantro so much… It’s like, I can kinda pick out the “good” flavors in it even though the overwhelming flavor that registers with me is soap. It’s a real bummer, because I love food and feel like I’m missing it on some really unique flavor profiles.
It’s always awkward having to ask for “no cilantro” in restaurants, and then explaining that it’s not an allergy. It just doesn’t taste good to me.
- Comment on I'm just a 20 year old guy, AMA 3 months ago:
Old dude here. What are the kids into these days? Oh, and get off my lawn.
- Comment on Anon is SpongeBob 3 months ago:
In before someone posts the green text story of a friendship of two straight dudes just being straight dudes having a good time blowing each other
- Comment on Seut 4 months ago:
Coincidentally, “80 balls deep” describes your mom’s average Tuesday night
- Comment on Air fryers are simpler than you think, but still pretty neat [19:38] 5 months ago:
My dude… Get ready for some more great suggestions…
Reheating Pizza
Cooking salmon or any kind of fish really. Suggest panko breading
Same goes for pork chops. Go with the thick ones - they get wonderfully crispy but very juicy inside
BACON!!!
Roasted potatoes - make sure to cut them into larger chunks than you usually do
- Comment on Calculatable 5 months ago:
That’s only of you have it set to Wumbo
- Comment on Hose 5 months ago:
Hoes
- Comment on Universal will be releasing "PIECE BY PIECE" on Blu-ray on December 17. 5 months ago:
Wait, it’s not about Slayer???
Not interested.
- Comment on Eat lead 5 months ago:
No. God can produce as much lead as he wants. Duh!
- Comment on Ok boomer 6 months ago:
To add to that, you don’t wash your produce before eating it?
- Comment on BREAKING NEWS 6 months ago:
- Comment on BREAKING NEWS 6 months ago:
Wait a minute… You thought it was a variation of “Mah Bucket” didn’t you? I see it now!
- Comment on BREAKING NEWS 6 months ago:
How on earth does that resemble anything related to a seal?
- Comment on Talking Dirty 7 months ago:
“You seem like the type of girl that gets her propane from Mega Lo Mart, I tell you hwut.”
- Comment on Regain Control in my ass 7 months ago:
Whatta Man in my ass
- Comment on Regain Control in my ass 7 months ago:
Not the Push It i was listening to, but this works even better! 😂
- Comment on Regain Control in my ass 7 months ago:
Well, this could not have worked out better…
Push It in my ass
- Comment on What song would cause you to do this to yourself ? 8 months ago:
Like, all their songs?
I can’t stand anything they did after BSSM. Totally lost their mojo and every just felt bland. Prior to that - every album was a banger
- Comment on Garfield do you smell burnt toast? 9 months ago:
And a storage unit for all that junk in the trunk
- Comment on DeSantis Vetoes All Arts Grants in Florida 9 months ago:
