Anon contracts herpes

Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Gullible@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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>Get BJ on prom night 
>Week later massive red spot on cock
>Herpes
>Fuck
>doctor say this shit is
uncurable
>No woman will want me
>Struggle with shame and depression
>Lose all interest in sex
>Go years without being with a woman
>Finally regain some self confidence
>Brainwave.exe
>Need woman who already has the disease
>Find old hooker on craigslist
>Looks pretty ragged on the blurred photo
>Has probably had a million diseased cocks in her
>Call her up
>Explain I have herpes
>Tell her I presume she has it too
>Silence
>Then she hangs up

I dont know where to go from here bros

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superkret@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
Be careful with those greentexts.
Now that the source has run out, they’re irreplaceable artifacts.

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- SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  I rationing my greentexts. I only read one line a day
  
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- Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  It’s fine, I can easily search 8chan and find greentexts an order of magnitude more deranged. This isn’t even the tip of the iceberg, thankfully/unfortunately
  
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  - superkret@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    Image
    
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  - match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    “why savor a fine bordeux when the local liquor store has horse tranquilizer in plastic jugs” mfer
    
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  - Sybilvane@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    8chan still exists?
    
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- errer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  I’m surprised it’s still down (just checked)
  
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  - spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    I’m not. The site was running on old software a decade ago and hasn’t been touched. I’d be surprised if they don’t swipe another chan software and just slapped a coat of paint on it, but I don’t expect them to be rushing to get the site back online after they got entirely rinsed.
    
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Opisek@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
Literally ⅔ of all humanity has at least one type of HSV. It is not the end of the world.

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- Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  And it’s not infectious when it’s asymptomatic.
  
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  - Two2Tango@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    And it’s asymptomatic most of the time. 😚
    
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  - rirus@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    Thats false! “Transmission may still occur when symptoms are not present.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes
    
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- Turret3857@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  Where can I find more info on this? You’ve peaked my curiosity and I want to learn more about HSV and how it works.
  
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  - PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    It works by making ugly sore blisters all over my mouth a couple times a year
    
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  - LOLseas@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    
    piqued my curiosity…
    
    www.merriam-webster.com/…/pique-vs-peak-vs-peek
    
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  - angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    The important and nastiest part of HSV is some strains cause cervical cancer in women, so men with HSV must take care not to spread something that has the potential to kill their partner. There is a vaccine, but it doesn’t work 100%.
    
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- Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  Tell me you have herpes without saying you have herpes.
  
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  - edwardbear@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    1/3 gang represent. Passed midlife, still clean. I didn’t find my penis in the trash bin.
    
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- Sandal6823@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  1/3 club 😎🤏
  
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- pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  Hey, it’s 1 in 10 for the genital version in the U.S. Not common. When someone dismissively says “oh it’s not that bad, it’s not the end of the world”, they’re not the ones who had to deal with pain of taking shots with sores in their ass. To deal with having a hard time being able to tell the difference between gas, liquid, and solids knocking at the door while on stool softeners to help make shots less painful. The fact is, it’s debilitated me mentally and physically. The scarring from it has taken all the pleasure away from anal for me, and it still hurts to shit half the time. Don’t treat it so fucking lightly.
  
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  - pupbiru@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    i’m sorry that you’ve had that experience and i don’t mean to diminish what you’re don’t through, but it’s also very important to note that this is far from the normal for the very large majority of people
    
    fear doesn’t help sexual health… all sex comes with risks, and unprotected sex comes with significantly increased risk but the reality is by and large this is not what HSV looks like without other factors effecting it
    
    downplaying risks is bad, but equally bad is people thinking a condition is worse than it is. this leads to more risky behaviour, because if they get the “scary” thing and it’s not as bad as they expect, they can take risky behaviour because they discount all their other education
    
    it also only reinforces stigmas. this is particularly common with HIV-positive people: these days, if you have an undetectable viral load (if you take your daily medications) you can not pass on HIV… however the stigma remains, and people still often choose to not have sex with someone with an undetectable HIV infection (again, undetectable IS UNTRANSMITTABLE)
    
    muddying the waters is very bad at scale
    
    calm, unbiased information is what is required for public health. individual anecdotes about worst case scenarios do not serve to make people’s lives better
    
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- gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  is it? i honestly have no idea?
  
  what are the implications on quality of life of various STDs? how “bad” is it to catch herpes? is it even worth avoiding it? (as i read somewhere that most people catch it eventually anyways.)
  
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  - pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    There’s two variants. One is extremely harmless and is generally oral. This is the one that nearly everyone has and no one really notices. The other variant is generally genital (though either one can be in either place) and is more severe and less common. The first outbreak can be really bad, subsequent ones less so. An estimated 1 in 10 adults in the US have it, though I’d imagine it skews a lot more towards highly sexually active communities. It can be transmitted even if you don’t actively have sores, though that’s much rather. Condoms also don’t prevent transmission, though again they make it much more unlikely. While getting it certainly doesn’t have to be the end of the world it is worse than they generally say.
    
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  - Glitterbomb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    Here’s the really fun part of the above stat: the majority of those cases are spread via family members kissing.
    
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- napkin2020@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  That’s like saying blood out of your ass happens to everyone when most cases are just hemorrhoids and some are cancer.
  
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Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
Anon, who’d you get the BJ from? They can’t give it to you again…

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- Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  This is a common misconception and the leading cause of Turbo herpes outbreaks.
  
  Stay safe kids
  
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  - rirus@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    Source?
    
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Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
I got HSV-2 after my longtime partner cheated on me, and it’s absolutely miserable. I wouldn’t recommend anyone take it as lightly as some people do. During the first outbreak I couldn’t pee at all because it was blocking my urinary tract, and it felt like I had a horrible flu. I get outbreaks constantly and they’re so painful that it’s hard to sit at my computer at work. The daily pills are massive and give me a stomach ache, and only reduce the frequency of the outbreaks but don’t prevent them entirely.

I never asked for this, I was never promiscuous, I only did not use protection because we were in a monogamous relationship for 4 years. Dating is hard enough because I’m trans and ugly, so I’ve resigned myself to just never having sex again.

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- PolarKraken@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  I’m so sorry :(
  
  This happened to my wife, FWIW, from an old horrible partner (abusive too, v cool). Her outbreaks got milder over time to where now they’re a minor inconvenience at most. And they don’t get in our way, so to speak.
  
  Even though, yes, some folks are now preemptively and permanently out of your dating pool, I’d argue that a lot of the people self-excluding in that way have done you a favor.
  
  Love is strong stuff! I can imagine how low you feel about this, but I hope you allow space for it to improve over time and you don’t give up on having a sex life or romantic partners. You’re worthy of love, this dumb (and seriously common) disease can’t change that :)
  
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lowleekun@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
Fake: Anon getting a blowjob Gay: Anon pretending to have a disease as explanation of never touching a women

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ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
Finally some actually rare Pepe’s

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ShittDickk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
HSV2 dating sites be lit though.

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rirus@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
Do you ask a woman before kissing here if she has any diseases?

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- TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  I ask to inspect her anus with a flashlight. Halpgen preferred.
  
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  - Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    thats hot!
    
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  - toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    Is this not a common courting technique?
    
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rirus@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
Also there are different Herpes strains.

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Geetnerd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
Where does GT go? Outside, and stop being a pussy, making up bullshit on the internet.

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