TwoBeeSan
@TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
- Comment on congrats! 1 day ago:
!nwordcount was my favorite
- Comment on happy international womens day💜 2 days ago:
Givers unite.
- Comment on Ffffff 3 days ago:
Mine will start singing at 555. Breakfast is at 6 to 630. If I snap my fingers he’ll run away. Because he knows he’s being a fuck. Get up. Runs under the bed out of reach. Plays chicken. Until you either feed him or throw him out of the room.
- Comment on Good Match 1 week ago:
A powerlifter who knows power tools.
&
me with twinkish physique and various mental illnesses.
Looks like I’ll be locked in the vault with the rest of the breeders. 🙃🙃🙃
- Comment on Stereotyping is wrong. 2 weeks ago:
I need that shirt.
- Comment on Programming socks? 3 weeks ago:
I tried it and agree that’s that grossest thing here.
- Comment on Ham flesh 4 weeks ago:
We truly are the ham sandwich race
- Comment on me n the homes not crossing streams cuz were not gay 5 weeks ago:
This is one of those images that just makes me more uncomfortable the more I look at it.
Good job piss poster
- Comment on pride flag rule 5 weeks ago:
The best humor comes from trauma.
I love you all.
- Comment on pride flag rule 5 weeks ago:
It’s not my fault all the good shitposting places are trans spaces.
- Comment on Imaging sending AI Memes 5 weeks ago:
Oh they eventually will theyd
- Comment on Imaging sending AI Memes 5 weeks ago:
My mind is blown
- Comment on Get this filth out of my sight 1 month ago:
That’s our internalized shame. I blame growing up baptist.
- Comment on LAN Party House 2 months ago:
Damn I wish I had money
- Comment on Why did they do this to me? 2 months ago:
All dick and no balls makes chewy a sad sub
- Comment on A Jamaican accent just makes me smile 2 months ago:
I do a Nigerian voice to help process my pain. But it doesn’t work I keep doing it tho
Now read it back how in de voyce
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 2 months ago:
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 3 months ago:
I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
- Comment on Holy shiiiiit 3 months ago:
Haven’t heard an r budd dryer joke since Opie and Anthony days.
The classics return
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 3 months ago:
The air has oxygenated a penis at one point. Begone you queer air
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 3 months ago:
It is gay to make your wife’s pussy wet?
She has to be in pain otherwise you’re a fag that has feelings.
Insanity.
- Comment on They Wylin' 3 months ago:
Oh God y
- Comment on They Wylin' 3 months ago:
Damn this looks like my cat. Rip bozo
- Comment on Goodnight Video 3 months ago:
BY GOD EARNHEARDTS STILL IN THE CAR
- Comment on 877-CASH-NOW 3 months ago:
I have an annuity but I neeeeed cash nowwwww
They infected us all.
- Comment on Learning to drive 3 months ago:
No joke I took my driving test in a random minivan because my dad wrecked his car that I practiced in in a DUI
No wonder I don’t like driving lol
- Comment on eyeballs 👀 3 months ago:
Clenching might as well be magic.
Sometimes it cries. That’s nothing to queef at.
- Comment on Fucking genetics 4 months ago:
I don’t have a connector in the middle.
It just gets whispy and scraggly. It does not grow in.
Soft boi lyf. 🫡
- Comment on Shower. I hate the wet place 4 months ago:
When I’m looking you in the eye
- Comment on card game shop 4 months ago:
This is my favorite thing to show people when they never ask.
