TwoBeeSan
@TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
- Comment on hi🫶 23 hours ago:
You cannot love another if you don’t love yourself. The best is finding someone who wants to grow beyond their past hurts. Become better people. Together.
Good luck all.
Oops we are in shitposts not couple memes. I mean…
The main quest is marriage. The side quest is eating strangers asses. Ive always gotten distracted dungeon crawling. 🫠
- Comment on I used to be a fan 🤦♂️ 2 days ago:
Any time anyone mentions Ricky gervais this picture should be posted. Thank you for performing the service.
All should know the deep cringe.
- Comment on Degrade me harder daddy 2 weeks ago:
WHAT WOULD YOUR DOG THINK???
- Comment on You can just do stuff. 2 weeks ago:
The guy who voiced the count in dishonored 2
- Comment on congrats! 5 weeks ago:
!nwordcount was my favorite
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Givers unite.
- Comment on Ffffff 5 weeks ago:
Mine will start singing at 555. Breakfast is at 6 to 630. If I snap my fingers he’ll run away. Because he knows he’s being a fuck. Get up. Runs under the bed out of reach. Plays chicken. Until you either feed him or throw him out of the room.
- Comment on Good Match 1 month ago:
A powerlifter who knows power tools.
&
me with twinkish physique and various mental illnesses.
Looks like I’ll be locked in the vault with the rest of the breeders. 🙃🙃🙃
- Comment on Stereotyping is wrong. 1 month ago:
I need that shirt.
- Comment on Programming socks? 1 month ago:
I tried it and agree that’s that grossest thing here.
- Comment on Ham flesh 2 months ago:
We truly are the ham sandwich race
- Comment on me n the homes not crossing streams cuz were not gay 2 months ago:
This is one of those images that just makes me more uncomfortable the more I look at it.
Good job piss poster
- Comment on pride flag rule 2 months ago:
The best humor comes from trauma.
I love you all.
- Comment on pride flag rule 2 months ago:
It’s not my fault all the good shitposting places are trans spaces.
- Comment on Imaging sending AI Memes 2 months ago:
Oh they eventually will theyd
- Comment on Imaging sending AI Memes 2 months ago:
My mind is blown
- Comment on Get this filth out of my sight 2 months ago:
That’s our internalized shame. I blame growing up baptist.
- Comment on LAN Party House 2 months ago:
Damn I wish I had money
- Comment on Why did they do this to me? 3 months ago:
All dick and no balls makes chewy a sad sub
- Comment on A Jamaican accent just makes me smile 4 months ago:
I do a Nigerian voice to help process my pain. But it doesn’t work I keep doing it tho
Now read it back how in de voyce
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 4 months ago:
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 4 months ago:
I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
- Comment on Holy shiiiiit 4 months ago:
Haven’t heard an r budd dryer joke since Opie and Anthony days.
The classics return
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 4 months ago:
The air has oxygenated a penis at one point. Begone you queer air
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 4 months ago:
It is gay to make your wife’s pussy wet?
She has to be in pain otherwise you’re a fag that has feelings.
Insanity.
- Comment on They Wylin' 4 months ago:
Oh God y
- Comment on They Wylin' 4 months ago:
Damn this looks like my cat. Rip bozo
- Comment on Goodnight Video 4 months ago:
BY GOD EARNHEARDTS STILL IN THE CAR
- Comment on 877-CASH-NOW 4 months ago:
I have an annuity but I neeeeed cash nowwwww
They infected us all.
- Comment on Learning to drive 4 months ago:
No joke I took my driving test in a random minivan because my dad wrecked his car that I practiced in in a DUI
No wonder I don’t like driving lol