TwoBeeSan
@TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
- Comment on Why did they do this to me? 1 week ago:
All dick and no balls makes chewy a sad sub
- Comment on A Jamaican accent just makes me smile 1 week ago:
I do a Nigerian voice to help process my pain. But it doesn’t work I keep doing it tho
Now read it back how in de voyce
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 1 week ago:
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 3 weeks ago:
I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
- Comment on Holy shiiiiit 3 weeks ago:
Haven’t heard an r budd dryer joke since Opie and Anthony days.
The classics return
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 4 weeks ago:
The air has oxygenated a penis at one point. Begone you queer air
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 4 weeks ago:
It is gay to make your wife’s pussy wet?
She has to be in pain otherwise you’re a fag that has feelings.
Insanity.
- Comment on They Wylin' 5 weeks ago:
Oh God y
- Comment on They Wylin' 5 weeks ago:
Damn this looks like my cat. Rip bozo
- Comment on Goodnight Video 5 weeks ago:
BY GOD EARNHEARDTS STILL IN THE CAR
- Comment on 877-CASH-NOW 5 weeks ago:
I have an annuity but I neeeeed cash nowwwww
They infected us all.
- Comment on Learning to drive 5 weeks ago:
No joke I took my driving test in a random minivan because my dad wrecked his car that I practiced in in a DUI
No wonder I don’t like driving lol
- Comment on eyeballs 👀 5 weeks ago:
Clenching might as well be magic.
Sometimes it cries. That’s nothing to queef at.
- Comment on Fucking genetics 1 month ago:
I don’t have a connector in the middle.
It just gets whispy and scraggly. It does not grow in.
Soft boi lyf. 🫡
- Comment on Shower. I hate the wet place 1 month ago:
When I’m looking you in the eye
- Comment on card game shop 1 month ago:
This is my favorite thing to show people when they never ask.
- Comment on Best general ebook reader for Android? 1 month ago:
Read era
- Comment on Rise of the Tomb Raider -SteamDeck 1 month ago:
Those adventure games are fun. Scratches an itch every once and while.
Attempting wrath of the righteous again. Always dip out at act 2 start. Got bubble buffs working on Linux. Need something all consuming. Hoping it’s the right time.
- Comment on This man is suffering 1 month ago:
Great article.
- Comment on FACTS 1 month ago:
Anyone who wouldn’t lick the sweat off their partners face is a coward.
- Comment on Just in time 2 months ago:
Something something Enrico fermi
- Comment on TRUMP 2 months ago:
It’s something innate in humanity. We’re just speedrunning it.
- Comment on TRUMP 2 months ago:
We are fundamentally broken. It doesn’t matter. It’s been a facade the whole time.
He is america. A racist misogynist bully.
I’m going to blame reconstruction failing. We never corrected the hypocrisy at our core and this is the result.
- Comment on predatory giraffes 2 months ago:
Mega pterodactyl
Their skeletons are fucking spooky to see in real life. Imagine what it felt like when they took off. They’d fucking run too.
Dinosaurs are cool
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Me eating gummy bears for breakfast at 28
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Gale and wyll can stay broken
- Comment on Same for me 2 months ago:
Why do abuse victims love bdsm
- Comment on Especiallyif you drink scotch beforehand 2 months ago:
- Comment on Acetaminophen-American 2 months ago:
We have the original strain.
- Comment on Cooking 😋 2 months ago:
Oops I had been adding sugar.
