TwoBeeSan
@TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon is a paramedic 11 hours ago:
Wait til they’re dead like the considerate son/daughter you are.
My dad killed himself so he beat me to it.
I held his jacket and was glad I didn’t see his body honestly. Good on that paramedic
- Comment on Fit girls role call 2 days ago:
Crossfit gf is a brat who judges every time I cum quick.
Can only imagine Olympic weight lifter.
Thank you for your service. 🫡
- Comment on Here I come! 1 week ago:
I believe this is art from the book hyperion
Unsure of artist.
- Comment on Channel 5 found Gen-z "looksmaxxing" influencer Clavicular is funded by Peter Thiel 4 weeks ago:
Yeaaaahhh.
The way Andrew asked clavicular “what do you mean”
When he said he didn’t think people were worth connecting with.
Was almost heartbreaking if clavicular wasn’t such a cunt.
- Comment on I guess a threesome is out of the question? 5 weeks ago:
It was the music for me. Got Tumblr vibes comedically which also wasn’t for me but loved the art style and animation.
- Comment on Psyop potency chart 5 weeks ago:
Marathons are a psyop because improving yourself is fucking gay
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Like if 2 slugs were dipped in trash juice.
- Comment on Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend. 1 month ago:
Thank you for the edit.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
You cannot love another if you don’t love yourself. The best is finding someone who wants to grow beyond their past hurts. Become better people. Together.
Good luck all.
Oops we are in shitposts not couple memes. I mean…
The main quest is marriage. The side quest is eating strangers asses. Ive always gotten distracted dungeon crawling. 🫠
- Comment on I used to be a fan 🤦♂️ 1 month ago:
Any time anyone mentions Ricky gervais this picture should be posted. Thank you for performing the service.
All should know the deep cringe.
- Comment on Degrade me harder daddy 1 month ago:
WHAT WOULD YOUR DOG THINK???
- Comment on You can just do stuff. 2 months ago:
The guy who voiced the count in dishonored 2
- Comment on congrats! 2 months ago:
!nwordcount was my favorite
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Givers unite.
- Comment on Ffffff 2 months ago:
Mine will start singing at 555. Breakfast is at 6 to 630. If I snap my fingers he’ll run away. Because he knows he’s being a fuck. Get up. Runs under the bed out of reach. Plays chicken. Until you either feed him or throw him out of the room.
- Comment on Good Match 2 months ago:
A powerlifter who knows power tools.
&
me with twinkish physique and various mental illnesses.
Looks like I’ll be locked in the vault with the rest of the breeders. 🙃🙃🙃
- Comment on Stereotyping is wrong. 2 months ago:
I need that shirt.
- Comment on Programming socks? 3 months ago:
I tried it and agree that’s that grossest thing here.
- Comment on Ham flesh 3 months ago:
We truly are the ham sandwich race
- Comment on me n the homes not crossing streams cuz were not gay 3 months ago:
This is one of those images that just makes me more uncomfortable the more I look at it.
Good job piss poster
- Comment on pride flag rule 3 months ago:
The best humor comes from trauma.
I love you all.
- Comment on pride flag rule 3 months ago:
It’s not my fault all the good shitposting places are trans spaces.
- Comment on Imaging sending AI Memes 3 months ago:
Oh they eventually will theyd
- Comment on Imaging sending AI Memes 3 months ago:
My mind is blown
- Comment on Get this filth out of my sight 4 months ago:
That’s our internalized shame. I blame growing up baptist.
- Comment on LAN Party House 4 months ago:
Damn I wish I had money
- Comment on Why did they do this to me? 5 months ago:
All dick and no balls makes chewy a sad sub
- Comment on A Jamaican accent just makes me smile 5 months ago:
I do a Nigerian voice to help process my pain. But it doesn’t work I keep doing it tho
Now read it back how in de voyce
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 5 months ago:
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 5 months ago:
I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
