TwoBeeSan
@TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
- Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls... 2 days ago:
You mean the sky rats??? Fuck em. Get em Brit bong
- Comment on How often do you take him for a walk? 3 days ago:
Thx qt pi
- Comment on How often do you take him for a walk? 3 days ago:
Drop that Amazon link bb
- Comment on What grass starvation does to the perma-online 4 days ago:
Nah that’s gay
- Comment on Anon watches a romance movie 4 days ago:
To be goofy. Mainly just didn’t want to say white women again lol
- Comment on Its what he wanted 4 days ago:
TFW Image
- Comment on What grass starvation does to the perma-online 4 days ago:
Yes. Even my asexual ass gets pleasure as the giver. Quick way to make them squirm.
If it’s a woman you’re like right there anyways. Guy takes a bit more effort tbh.
What are you gonna look at it and not evenbsay hello?
- Comment on What grass starvation does to the perma-online 4 days ago:
People really draw this line with sexual things like bodily fluids aren’t coming out of these holes.
Anyone who wouldn’t lick the sweat off their partners face is a coward.
- Comment on Anon watches a romance movie 4 days ago:
Work with elderly. Coworker said “how many of these women do you think have gone their entire live without an orgasm.” It connected a lot of dots. The no orgasm to elderly fox news white women is the school shooter pipeline for wasp women.
- Comment on Anon considers LASIK 1 week ago:
I will be with you there soon.
-7 and deteriorating like a mother fucker.
- Comment on We're deep into the baggy era mate 1 week ago:
Pants that fit?
- Comment on LOVE THEM 1 week ago:
Warhammer continues the tradition.
SPEARMEN
IKIIIIT CLAAAAW
- Comment on not based! 1 week ago:
But what if it was Sam Hyde?
- Comment on It's time to stop 1 week ago:
Of course it was.
Fuck bean posting we’ve reached new depths.
- Comment on It's time to stop 1 week ago:
What if he was shearing a sheep?
What if he was Ed Ed and Sheeran?
What if he was Ed Shanenon and he’s Shane from jimmy neutron?
What if he was Edwardo Sheerano and he taught Spanish?
The barrell had not even begun to be scraped. The dumber the better.
- Comment on What is something you like to tell people? 1 week ago:
🍆✊🥏🎯😵
- Comment on Anyone else surrounded by inelastic Dunning-Kruger hypocrites? 1 week ago:
Why aren’t you unique in the way I personally want you to be???
Most people lack the capacity to be empathetic beyond their own needs.
- Comment on What is something you like to tell people? 1 week ago:
I like to tell people “I can smell your cunt”
- Comment on Tragic 1 week ago:
Get the spray bottle labeled “nerds”
- Comment on 'King of the Hill' Voice Actor Jonathan Joss Fatally Shot in Texas 1 week ago:
Holy fucking shit this context should be on every news outlet
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 2 weeks ago:
So very true. People always think there’s something wrong with you.
If you dont mind me asking, is it all sex or specific kinds?
Ive found this is also me to a degree. Enjoy performing things for the partner, but anything done to me does nothing including PiV.
Difficult to find discourse involving this so Apologies if this is prying lmao
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 2 weeks ago:
It feels like a blessing almost always.
When it doesnt is when someone wants nothing more than to fuck you and you’re like neat. Want to cuddle after I get you off? Because this dick ain’t budging lmfao
- Comment on butt mogged these zoomers today 2 weeks ago:
👑👑👑👑
- Comment on I'd choose 4 tbh 2 weeks ago:
5,6,9 easy.
Some are void if you are always happy.
- Comment on Reacharound >= common Courtesy 2 weeks ago:
The internet is made for shitposting. I assume all hate is ironic unless it’s reallll obvious.
Sorry everyone, fucked up things are inherently funny.
- Comment on So which one? 2 weeks ago:
Alternative appearance would be the vice city era gta death animation. Spasm and all
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Whatever this humor is, it hit me like a snipers bullet. Lmfao.
Reminds me of…
- Comment on Me when i dont know what to dk with my hands 3 weeks ago:
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING
I looked up dr pastor Martin senpa and that fucker is still active on YouTube. Dudes making shorts and shit.
This is what honed the Nigerian impression lmao
- Comment on $80 for Borderlands 4 too costly? Randy Pitchford says, "If you're a real fan, you'll find a way to make it happen" 3 weeks ago:
SUS USB Randy Pitchford?
- Comment on Day 304 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games l've been playing 3 weeks ago:
Thanks for your posts.
Everything I’ve seen about oblivion remake says “wait for patches”
The new vegas ps3 comparison is rough. That was hilariously bad. Especially when your save was large you’d be 7 minutes for a load screen lmao
