TwoBeeSan
@TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
- Comment on I can fix her 1 day ago:
Orderlies don’t count. It’s like being on vacation.
- Comment on I can fix her 1 day ago:
They do fuck pretty good. It’s like holding a tiger by the tail. In one instance the tiger is sure to like it. Right?
- Comment on last meal 1 day ago:
Ok. I can understand that.
Partner freaks out if is sweaty from work out. Could not care at all.
You have done some good diplomacy this day.
- Comment on last meal 1 day ago:
Dear foot freaks,
Why?
- signed
A healthy (judgmental) degenerate
- Comment on Lizards in space math 5 days ago:
I help elderly with their technology. A coworker does outreach for community events. We would both rather choke on a revolver than do the others job.
This is my dunderhead comparison. Look mom I’m like the science people in the meme
- Comment on Anon has a warning for incels 1 week ago:
Very well said.
Love from others comes after a love of self.
- Comment on SLAYYY 1 week ago:
Make the eyes on the lion THIRSTIER.
We have to create furries here. DO IT RIGHT
- Walt Disney
- Comment on bisexual 1 week ago:
Yep.
I want to look like a question mark specifically to fuck with people who think it’s their business.
Mind your own shit. People are so nosy. That David bowie interview when he gets almost livid with the guy for asking is my favorite. Such an invasive culture.
- Comment on I know you degenerates want it 2 weeks ago:
I didn’t see this at Baskin Robbins. They did have “fake girl fart-box” though.
- Comment on French is such a beautiful language 2 weeks ago:
I thought peach fucked him with the stiletto heal at first.
Context clues.
- Comment on Dream on 2 weeks ago:
The lamp and moth have better chemistry.
- Comment on Art imitates life 2 weeks ago:
Bobby Baccala has seen better days
- Comment on Mogged 2 weeks ago:
That’s horse people.
- Comment on Vibe 2 weeks ago:
The janitor/maintenance man
- Comment on lik lik lik 2 weeks ago:
Imagining a tiger aggressively showing me it’s asshole.
- Comment on Nier creator Yoko Taro reveals the sad reality of modern AAA game development, “there’s less weird people making games” 3 weeks ago:
no.
That entire credit sequence is high water mark for games as a medium.
Every emotion.
Drunk ass man writing his characters, crying in a room alone. The thing we need more of lol. Will purchase any game his name is attached to.
- Comment on Never been so attracted to someone 3 weeks ago:
KEEP GOING IM GONNA TURN INTO DUST
- Comment on Make a new friend! 3 weeks ago:
Im having the skin walker bring this book. Will ask it politely to wait while I unrap it.
- Comment on 10 years later, no one has replicated Rocket League's mojo 3 weeks ago:
Oh God the what a save spam. Being in a comp game, getting scored on, your 2 teammates immediately fade out of existence. Good times.
- Comment on the battles we... 3 weeks ago:
Inside you are two dogs.
(I ate 2 hot dogs)
- Comment on And if so, one or both? 3 weeks ago:
BOOOOYAH
- Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls... 4 weeks ago:
You mean the sky rats??? Fuck em. Get em Brit bong
- Comment on How often do you take him for a walk? 4 weeks ago:
Thx qt pi
- Comment on How often do you take him for a walk? 4 weeks ago:
Drop that Amazon link bb
- Comment on What grass starvation does to the perma-online 4 weeks ago:
Nah that’s gay
- Comment on Anon watches a romance movie 4 weeks ago:
To be goofy. Mainly just didn’t want to say white women again lol
- Comment on Its what he wanted 4 weeks ago:
TFW Image
- Comment on What grass starvation does to the perma-online 4 weeks ago:
Yes. Even my asexual ass gets pleasure as the giver. Quick way to make them squirm.
If it’s a woman you’re like right there anyways. Guy takes a bit more effort tbh.
What are you gonna look at it and not evenbsay hello?
- Comment on What grass starvation does to the perma-online 4 weeks ago:
People really draw this line with sexual things like bodily fluids aren’t coming out of these holes.
Anyone who wouldn’t lick the sweat off their partners face is a coward.
- Comment on Anon watches a romance movie 4 weeks ago:
Work with elderly. Coworker said “how many of these women do you think have gone their entire live without an orgasm.” It connected a lot of dots. The no orgasm to elderly fox news white women is the school shooter pipeline for wasp women.
