TwoBeeSan
@TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
- Comment on It’s the way 20 hours ago:
I am the opposum. The opossum is me.
- Comment on I don't think they understand. We're interviewing them too. 1 day ago:
Just don’t go in the room alone with your uncle!
Heard a similar thing too many times
- Comment on Juicy 1 day ago:
Germaphobe in zombie apocalypse would be fun
- Comment on Religion 2 days ago:
Hey they impressed the west early. No hope or chance when we’re trying to aspire to Olympus
- Comment on Religion 2 days ago:
We all just want cool lore
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Broadcast into my retinas via neuralink.
It may have triggered my nose to bleed incessantly but I KNOW this is because I didn’t take my ONNIT & ALPHA BRAIN
That’s onnit o - n - n - I- t
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
I injected ivermetcin infused raw milk into my veins so that I can get the REAL news quicker.
- Comment on Someone pulled the trashcan into the stall and shat in it! 5 days ago:
Clearly there was not a sign saying not to shit in the trashcan.
People are animals
There was a guy who would wipe his bloody boogers on the single bathroom wall in an employee only bathroom.
People will always find new ways to surprise you with their degeneracy
- Comment on He died trying to suck his own penis, RIP. 5 days ago:
Pursuit of the noble goal takes another.
- Comment on This Local Vietnamese Menu 1 week ago:
Oh it does.
They got health dept closed for a short bit. A rat could have nested in the soup for all I care that shit is amazing
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 1 week ago:
Hey it’s not my fault preps didn’t pull shit. Put those 200 thighs under the faucet STAT
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- Comment on And because you deserve it, here's one from the top shelf 2 weeks ago:
Insufferable weed bros are pretty bad.
Typed between bong hits to be fair lol
- Comment on Good morning I choose making the best of what you have. 2 weeks ago:
This is your Uber eats driver.
- Comment on Spooky Season Best Season 2 weeks ago:
RIP archaic racial slur joke
- Comment on I have a good feeling about this one. 2 weeks ago:
OH GOD
That’s when GoT got bad. The pad poosay is this year. Nooooooo
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Relatable.jpeg
- Comment on If you are a young person you have no idea how bad everyone and everything smelled until at least the 1990s. 2 weeks ago:
Please tell someone. Dunno bout them but I’d appreciate being told. Feel like an ass otherwise.
Still be the case of course lol
Brush teeth if going anywhere before. Never smoke around others. I breath test, cloths test.
Some family smoke cigarettes fairly heavily and I’ve never smelled it on them. Despite living in the same home. They are conscious of others with their habit. I don’t know what the people who reek do. Maybe they hothox the actual smoke.
- Comment on If you are a young person you have no idea how bad everyone and everything smelled until at least the 1990s. 2 weeks ago:
Can always tell the people who smoke in their cars.
Their cloths are saturated in it and they’re noseblind to it. I’m in Healthcare and you get off an elevator and can tell when the Caregiver who smokes was on the elevator before you.
NICE
Always am heavily cognizant since I smoke weed to not be like the ciggy cunts. Would want someone to tell me.
- Comment on FRAG OUT! 2 weeks ago:
THAT CARTOON CHARACTER HAS MELANIN
ON WHAT EARTH IS THIS OK?!?!?!?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I like the look on the clowns face.
He’s not particularly enjoying it but is determined. He must do this a lot.
- Comment on Anon's in trouble 3 weeks ago:
There was a story of maintenence divers that it happened to. Horrifc.
Will see if can find story.
- Comment on Counterpoint, don’t settle 3 weeks ago:
My ass is as loose as my morals
- Comment on DNA 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on I guess I'm just a cubicle monkey now 4 weeks ago:
I’m so glad I get to shitpost instead of me and and my entire line farming until we become fertilizer for the crops of next generation.
- Comment on Well, I guess that settles it 4 weeks ago:
“I learned it from watching you, ok?!?!?”
- Comment on Acquire 4 weeks ago:
Wael Posting
- Comment on What game surprised you with their length? 5 weeks ago:
Yakuza games a completionists dream/nightmare
- Comment on What game surprised you with their length? 5 weeks ago:
Pleasant slog should be the tagline on every owlcat game.
Love them but they definitely love a long game and a fuck you puzzle here and there.
- Comment on Ice cream machine is also broken 5 weeks ago:
He could have shaved those thick ass eyebrows too.
