TwoBeeSan
@TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
- Comment on Imagine How embarrassing that would be 1 day ago:
America has op geography.
I hope that if we ever felt actual war it would motivate political action but it would just accelerate our hate of each other as the sides exploit it.
- Comment on Sorry, honey 5 days ago:
Sometimes sleep is better than an orgasm.
Waking up partner with oral is a joy tho.
Usually what ends up happening in this situation 🤷
- Comment on It's honestly fine, you're overthinking it! 5 days ago:
I had always cleaned the turd out of it. But now I know I can shit directly into the bleach repository my life should improve.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
What’s going on big guy?
- Comment on Goddammit 1 week ago:
True art
- Comment on Why exactly are nursing aids paid so poorly? 1 week ago:
Worked in them for about 7 years.
You are correct.
We had one where could never get ANY supplies 1 year in despite a 25k lump sum buy in by residents. even before paying month to month rent.
My expeince is management will play the “heroes work here” type behavior and take advantage of people’s passion for elderly to then underpay then and mistreat them to the degree they do.
- Comment on why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on? 1 week ago:
Ikr
It’s like he’s a store that exclusively sells red flags.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
I played shapes 2 until the tism expired. Now we’re playing baldurs gate 3 until I get a bad roll, now we’re playing slay the spire 2 and uh oh squirrel time for rimwold
Tbh glad it’s not just me lol
- Comment on Anon is a paramedic 2 weeks ago:
Wait til they’re dead like the considerate son/daughter you are.
My dad killed himself so he beat me to it.
I held his jacket and was glad I didn’t see his body honestly. Good on that paramedic
- Comment on Fit girls role call 3 weeks ago:
Crossfit gf is a brat who judges every time I cum quick.
Can only imagine Olympic weight lifter.
Thank you for your service. 🫡
- Comment on Here I come! 4 weeks ago:
I believe this is art from the book hyperion
Unsure of artist.
- Comment on Channel 5 found Gen-z "looksmaxxing" influencer Clavicular is funded by Peter Thiel 1 month ago:
Yeaaaahhh.
The way Andrew asked clavicular “what do you mean”
When he said he didn’t think people were worth connecting with.
Was almost heartbreaking if clavicular wasn’t such a cunt.
- Comment on I guess a threesome is out of the question? 1 month ago:
It was the music for me. Got Tumblr vibes comedically which also wasn’t for me but loved the art style and animation.
- Comment on Psyop potency chart 1 month ago:
Marathons are a psyop because improving yourself is fucking gay
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Like if 2 slugs were dipped in trash juice.
- Comment on Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend. 2 months ago:
Thank you for the edit.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
You cannot love another if you don’t love yourself. The best is finding someone who wants to grow beyond their past hurts. Become better people. Together.
Good luck all.
Oops we are in shitposts not couple memes. I mean…
The main quest is marriage. The side quest is eating strangers asses. Ive always gotten distracted dungeon crawling. 🫠
- Comment on I used to be a fan 🤦♂️ 2 months ago:
Any time anyone mentions Ricky gervais this picture should be posted. Thank you for performing the service.
All should know the deep cringe.
- Comment on Degrade me harder daddy 2 months ago:
WHAT WOULD YOUR DOG THINK???
- Comment on You can just do stuff. 2 months ago:
The guy who voiced the count in dishonored 2
- Comment on congrats! 3 months ago:
!nwordcount was my favorite
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Givers unite.
- Comment on Ffffff 3 months ago:
Mine will start singing at 555. Breakfast is at 6 to 630. If I snap my fingers he’ll run away. Because he knows he’s being a fuck. Get up. Runs under the bed out of reach. Plays chicken. Until you either feed him or throw him out of the room.
- Comment on Good Match 3 months ago:
A powerlifter who knows power tools.
&
me with twinkish physique and various mental illnesses.
Looks like I’ll be locked in the vault with the rest of the breeders. 🙃🙃🙃
- Comment on Stereotyping is wrong. 3 months ago:
I need that shirt.
- Comment on Programming socks? 3 months ago:
I tried it and agree that’s that grossest thing here.
- Comment on Ham flesh 4 months ago:
We truly are the ham sandwich race
- Comment on me n the homes not crossing streams cuz were not gay 4 months ago:
This is one of those images that just makes me more uncomfortable the more I look at it.
Good job piss poster
- Comment on pride flag rule 4 months ago:
The best humor comes from trauma.
I love you all.
- Comment on pride flag rule 4 months ago:
It’s not my fault all the good shitposting places are trans spaces.