TwoBeeSan
@TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
- Comment on Hulk smash 4 days ago:
Use the clit like a speed bag
- Comment on My bad babe 1 week ago:
My hair is long enough. I don’t want a non imaginative boi
- Comment on My bad babe 1 week ago:
If they’re feminine enough, and you take your glasses off, you can pretend it’s a big angry clit.
- Comment on Power 2 weeks ago:
Can I holy the security guards gun?
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
He went to New Zealand for 2 minutes and 35 seconds just to cum!
- Comment on Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture 2 weeks ago:
I CAN TASTE IT
TAKE ME BACK
- Comment on We've all been there 2 weeks ago:
How many times have you been peed on in real life?
That’s advanced.
- Comment on We've all been there 2 weeks ago:
Now you go.
- Comment on We've all been there 2 weeks ago:
Weird shit you did as a kid go:
I got y’all beat. (No pun intended)
Too scared to look up porn. Thinking I’d be caught. Ended up knocking over peasants in one of the early assassins creed games and rubbing my pants furiously when their underwear would show.
Too young to nut.
- Comment on She's a man eater! 2 weeks ago:
When your girlfriend gets excited about mantises looks you in the eye and says “you know what they do to the males right” with the biggest shit eating grin.
Bug girls are fun.
- Comment on Born in the USA reminder 3 weeks ago:
Party I was at was trumpers and this irony is delicious.
They turned off hendrixs star spangled banner at woodstock. Little too experimental for em, little too on the nose.
Explaining to a 70 year old it was a protest song, hearing them just grumble under their breath is a new July 4th favorite memory for me. Like dude you were alive then how are you not aware.
- Comment on sage smudge shitter 4 weeks ago:
I’ve always thought this was the real “trickle down”
Care.
- Comment on Keep off the sofa 4 weeks ago:
Lol that was some dementia caregiving shit
- Comment on Imagine How embarrassing that would be 5 weeks ago:
America has op geography.
I hope that if we ever felt actual war it would motivate political action but it would just accelerate our hate of each other as the sides exploit it.
- Comment on Sorry, honey 1 month ago:
Sometimes sleep is better than an orgasm.
Waking up partner with oral is a joy tho.
Usually what ends up happening in this situation 🤷
- Comment on It's honestly fine, you're overthinking it! 1 month ago:
I had always cleaned the turd out of it. But now I know I can shit directly into the bleach repository my life should improve.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
What’s going on big guy?
- Comment on Goddammit 1 month ago:
True art
- Comment on Why exactly are nursing aids paid so poorly? 1 month ago:
Worked in them for about 7 years.
You are correct.
We had one where could never get ANY supplies 1 year in despite a 25k lump sum buy in by residents. even before paying month to month rent.
My expeince is management will play the “heroes work here” type behavior and take advantage of people’s passion for elderly to then underpay then and mistreat them to the degree they do.
- Comment on why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on? 1 month ago:
Ikr
It’s like he’s a store that exclusively sells red flags.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I played shapes 2 until the tism expired. Now we’re playing baldurs gate 3 until I get a bad roll, now we’re playing slay the spire 2 and uh oh squirrel time for rimwold
Tbh glad it’s not just me lol
- Comment on Anon is a paramedic 1 month ago:
Wait til they’re dead like the considerate son/daughter you are.
My dad killed himself so he beat me to it.
I held his jacket and was glad I didn’t see his body honestly. Good on that paramedic
- Comment on Fit girls role call 2 months ago:
Crossfit gf is a brat who judges every time I cum quick.
Can only imagine Olympic weight lifter.
Thank you for your service. 🫡
- Comment on Here I come! 2 months ago:
I believe this is art from the book hyperion
Unsure of artist.
- Comment on Channel 5 found Gen-z "looksmaxxing" influencer Clavicular is funded by Peter Thiel 2 months ago:
Yeaaaahhh.
The way Andrew asked clavicular “what do you mean”
When he said he didn’t think people were worth connecting with.
Was almost heartbreaking if clavicular wasn’t such a cunt.
- Comment on I guess a threesome is out of the question? 3 months ago:
It was the music for me. Got Tumblr vibes comedically which also wasn’t for me but loved the art style and animation.
- Comment on Psyop potency chart 3 months ago:
Marathons are a psyop because improving yourself is fucking gay
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Like if 2 slugs were dipped in trash juice.
- Comment on Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend. 3 months ago:
Thank you for the edit.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
You cannot love another if you don’t love yourself. The best is finding someone who wants to grow beyond their past hurts. Become better people. Together.
Good luck all.
Oops we are in shitposts not couple memes. I mean…
The main quest is marriage. The side quest is eating strangers asses. Ive always gotten distracted dungeon crawling. 🫠