French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère. It’s like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.
French is such a beautiful language
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don@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Skunk@jlai.lu 2 months ago
Wow wow calm down mister Mérovingien.
Nous ne sommes pas si vulgaire que ça bordel de merde, putain ça me troue le cul cette réputation.
Mechaguana@programming.dev 2 months ago
Ça faiche les insultes de maternelle, on peut faire mieux
ODGreen@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Tabarnak!
Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Sacre mille de tonnerre !
Btw the French writer Rabelais, through his character Gargantua had established that the neck of a well endowned goose:
there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest of the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And it is better left inside France, where it can do the least damage.
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Disons qu’après 600 ans de colonisation intensive, le mal est déjà fait.
Fillicia@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Dommage?!? Quosser tu veux dire “dommage”? C’est beau le français en dehors de la France tabarnak.
Tiger666@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Bien dit, calisse.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 months ago
Too late, Fr*nce alone spans 13 timezones.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“spans” like in the conceitet “grandeur” of the French language. There are a handful of small places that are still colonies spread around the globe just because they had not had the drive to kick the French out. It is more “sprinkels” than “spans”…
wabafee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t know french but I kinda get what that tweet said.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I thought peach fucked him with the stiletto heal at first.
Context clues.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Something about gothic girls giving orgasms through the prostate?
Takapapatapaka@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It is indeed (and apparently that’s where the english word comes from)
canajac@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
No it is not. It’s the most fucked up language to learn and write. French is la merde!
Tiger666@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Do you know English? You wouldn’t be saying these things about French if you knew English.
Aganim@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I hear you, I dropped the Devil’s language in highschool as soon as I was able to do so. I still get PTSD just thinking about the listening exercises on tape cassettes, where usually someone told her entire life story in about a single minute. Unbelievable how fast people can talk in French.
Maalus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I always laugh to myself when people think French is hard. Try learning Polish and you’ll hate yourself
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Hold up. Isn’t every (male) orgasm technically a prostate orgasm? It squirts its juices at each one.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You sound like the kind of person who’s never stuck their finger up their own butt before.
Fillicia@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Seems more like he always does.
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
What does that have to do with anything? Whenever a man has an orgasm, the prostate adds its juice to the ejaculate - regardless of how the orgasm was achieved. Hence, there is no climax where the prostate isn’t involved. That’s why I was saying every orgasm is technically a prostate orgasm. Also, when OP takes about his goth queen giving him a “prostate orgasm”, I very much doubt she stuck to exclusively stimulating the prostate. Very likely, she just added direct stimulation of the prostate to what most people do to make a guy cum. So, if true, it would have been rather a penis+prostate orgasm, if we name it after the body parts the that were stimulated.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s different.
rabber@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Me and my new gf
Tiger666@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Oui svp
Grostleton@lemm.ee 2 months ago
anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
For those confused it says “Me and the goth girl who gave me my first prostate orgasm”
dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Thank you kindly. Thought it said something related to premium or top most.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You have to pay extra for that