Akasazh

@Akasazh@feddit.nl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mid Career Marine Biology⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Copy pasta of yore

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OLAY!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Me too, Fonzie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without fail⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Why nut

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They have a right to feel smug⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The Germans will never be able to tell anyone, as they cannot pronounce the word ‘squirrel’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate libruls.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It was sad and damn though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna die on this hill or die trying⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It was that very absurdity that made me make that post.

  Thanks for being the nerdy victim of my cruel joke

  <3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember the past⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Skibidi toilet reminds me of old Gmod TF2 videos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember the past⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Move ZIG.

  For great justice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember the past⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They only secure way to be with it is to not give a damn and do your own thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna die on this hill or die trying⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok mind changed.

  I was being facetious btw, but thanks for the serious response.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨beans 🫘⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘Ecce homo, qui est faba’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna die on this hill or die trying⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  An em dash is an emoji.

  Cmm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Puppy paper⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Who flavored the water, though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Problem of Writing Poems in the Shape of Deciduous Trees⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This poem was in my English classroom. I preferred the following one, though:

  I saw a man pursuing the horizon; Round and round they sped. I was disturbed at this;
  I accosted the man. “It is futile,” I said, “You can never —”

  “You lie,” he cried,
  And ran on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk in a new controversy?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I once made this pun in dad jokes on Reddit.

  It was removed because it was too sexualized and belonged in uncle joke.

  Which seemed weird to me because only in a very particular sense can the word be considered sex related.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose the rat poison⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice try, you bunch of rats!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fresh fakakta bread⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well German with yiddish pronunciation is almost verbatim Dutch.

  It’s just that it’s almost a perfect word to describe enshittification in Dutch, yet I’ve never seen it used.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Global Sumud Flotilla carrying Greta Thunberg intercepted by Israel's military before reaching Gaza⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mid tier troll bro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fresh fakakta bread⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Verkakt

  U Dutch?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Having seen both Deftones and limp Bizkit perform live in the nineties, I consider this an insult to the Deftones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting and certainly worth a try⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The maker of this meme might not have had first hand experience of roofing cobbled streets whilst owning a vajayjay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Plastic Mr. Fantastic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Matt Damon!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nostalgia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Great write up! Thnx

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A question for the ages⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tacos ftfy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeebuz Rode A Velocirapture⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well Thag Simmons obviously did.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He knows his ABCs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Still way more aerodynamic than the smallest model truck in the USA

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Filling a Gap in the Market: Genetic Modification of a Carrot with a Flared Base”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Endovegephilia is such a cursed word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 2025 Ig Nobel Prize Winners⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I spent a long time pinching and squinting to read the text on the image, only to find it transcribed, with links - in the post body…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re very perceptive

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good shot indeed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I liked the fact that Filters’ Hey man, nice shot’ trended last week.

  Unrelated to any news fact, of course