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@don@lemm.ee
- Comment on Well stars are no longer visible anyways 1 day ago:
Fairly solid season. I keep forgetting about the latest Love, Death, and Robots season.
- Comment on Well stars are no longer visible anyways 1 day ago:
Latest Black Mirror season has an episode about this.
- Comment on Forbidden Tech 2 days ago:
No.
- Comment on Good morning here is a terrible idea. 3 days ago:
Ugh, that movie was so long ago, can we all please just let it go.
- Comment on you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse 3 days ago:
What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
- Comment on you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse 4 days ago:
[poops on ur chest]
- Comment on 100% people who drink water die 4 days ago:
RIP degenerate waterfreak shoulda drank Brawndo like a real person
- Comment on Grieve with me 1 week ago:
All these legitimately helpful fucking comments and no one’s pointing out that you can easily fix the problem by placing the smartphone in microwave and nuke it for a minute on high* to get your phone up to 80% charge.
*^Charging times dependent on microwave power output and your zodiac sign. Lower wattages may result in tastier special brownies. If unsure, please consult your primary care phrenologist.^
- Comment on Too many posers 1 week ago:
Well excuse me while I kiss this guy.
- Comment on Stop it jeff 1 week ago:
Liver
pooljumps - Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 1 week ago:
Found an interesting snopes article about that.
- Comment on ChatGPT does not fuck around 1 week ago:
Oi, swank home ya got there, mate!
- Comment on Typical 1 week ago:
I’m more of a casual state kind of person myself
- Comment on Don't worry about it 1 week ago:
…
Intense violence, blood and gore, and language. Are you somehow not seeing the label you seemingly took a picture of?
- Comment on Anon indulges 2 weeks ago:
Fake: no way you’re getting through that many snickers in one sitting without vomiting your guts up.
Gay: anon is gay, everyone knows this.
- Comment on Mexico sues Google over changing Gulf of Mexico’s name for US users 2 weeks ago:
Apple did it too, sue their asses as well
- Comment on Nine out of ten dentists approve! 2 weeks ago:
Placebos >> vaccines*
*~where memes are concerned~
- Comment on X timelines aren’t updating for many users 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, I’m not seeing this issue on my end. I also don’t use that garbage fucking shit whatsoever, which may explain why I’m not seeing the issue on my end.
- Comment on Keeping me up at night 2 weeks ago:
The mouth to mouth part is no longer medically advised, in favor of effective chest compressions.
You now only have to think about how you’re going to perform effective chest compressions on an animal whose anatomy you don’t understand at all (or even if you’re supposed to do them to begin with), and, assuming you should do them, keep doing them until a veterinarian qualified to resuscitate a giraffe can be flown in from thousands of miles away.
Good news! You got this. Have fun!
- Comment on and you thought it was a wholesome show... 2 weeks ago:
Caroline’s religious beliefs, however, did nothing to stop her from gleefully swan diving into Charles’ debauchery with wild abandon.
- Comment on Release the fear 3 weeks ago:
The serene look on that person’s face is inspiring. “Yes, I do this all the time, and you should, too.”
- Comment on Never gonna loosen them laces 3 weeks ago:
When there’s a booger up in there, I do not fuck around.
- Comment on Chat is this real 3 weeks ago:
Fahrvergnügen.
IYKYK
- Comment on Fixed: Celebrity Inquiries Season 2 Episode 4 3 weeks ago:
Seriously tho How the hell lower boobies bigger?
- Comment on aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA 3 weeks ago:
Hyena: better to have and not need Wolf: I have what I need
- Comment on Don't be Evil 3 weeks ago:
(cricket chirps, but halfway through stops, sees who’s talking, and quietly leaves.)
- Comment on A completely useful compulsion I have. 4 weeks ago:
Bam. Right here. It’s all about that weight distribution, simple as. First time I grabbed a carton by the light end, my stomach dropped. Not having that, no way.
- Comment on Anon achieves a higher form 4 weeks ago:
You can tell things are all right when anon keeps making shit up. “World keeps turning, sun keeps burning, anon keeps yearning.”
- Comment on To whom it may concern 4 weeks ago:
Amazon. Their rings are pretty cheap.
- Comment on To whom it may concern 4 weeks ago:
Considering the density of neutronium, a 70 lb piece would be about the size of a dust mote, if not much smaller. Good luck getting a standard box to hold something that small and dense.