don

@don@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's first job⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Whichever one you trust the most.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bottom of the Ocean⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So it’s just water all the way down? Then why are all these geologist types talking about some mythical “crust” and “mantle” nonsense? You should probably talk some sense into them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meow_irl⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  [WARNING: EXISTENTIAL CRISIS CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS! DO NOT APPROACH.]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I chose the penguin⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake: micro$haft would never kill my kids when they could monetize them instead

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beer, I summon thee⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Chill out, Nat, it only comes if you call it. Add to that, it’d be pretty dope to have it deliver drinks and snacks while you’re couchlocked.

  Get your shit together, Nat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon questions our energy sector⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon is so dense that he will surpass the Poincaré recurrence time of the Universe, and will exist forever. This also means that for every iteration of the current universe he passes through, another iteration of anon will be produced, such that there will eventually be enough idiot anons to form its own entire universe.

  Anon is infinitely and eternally stupid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The picture’s alt text:

  Did you base the saucer shape on pop culture depictions of aliens, or was that stuff based on your ships? Does the rotational symmetry help with … hey, where are you going?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon remembers 7th grade⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, that’s him!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon remembers 7th grade⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of the British comedian who had a heart attack on stage and died, while the audience laughed, thinking it was all just an act. Cant remember his name, but at least he died doing what he loved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Git good, son⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Skill issue

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black owner here.... without context that sounds really bad⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Plenty of black people own cats, what’s the issue?

  ~i know, i know~

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, very much⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Welcome, fellow voidshrieker!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parasitic Isopods⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A tongue that eats your food while you eat your food. It’s like foodception up in here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The grand prize⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Catholic Church passed an edict worldwide banning the shipping of tungsten cubes larger than half a cubic meter in volume

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The grand prize⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  too bad, no giant cube of tungsten 4 u

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Support local bands⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You have just said “I like GG Alin.” and called it a day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Womp womp⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit, Janet, the fuck you think minions, underlings, and henchmen are for? What, did you just wake up this morning and decided on a fucking whim that “like, idunno, I’m thinking my mood’s giving… like… (toe twirl) idunno… evilly scientisty! Yeah! Let’s give that shot!”

  Fucking get your shit together, Janet. FFS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When Cops See Their Wives With Another Man During An Arrest⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake: staged.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon loves sunny days⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The sun is a deadly lazer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon loves sunny days⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon understands at most four, maaaybe five words of your sentence. The fewer the letters, the better. “With, sun, in, of, and it”, and even that is a legitimate struggle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon loves sunny days⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The basic two-step human respiratory process completely baffles anon. He regularly forgets whether he should inhale or exhale. Anon is well known for tripping over stray dust particles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a matter of perspective⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see the problem, the artist forgot the rest of the sentence:

  “Four-sided objects, of which there are three.”

  Boom. Done. EZPZ. Do better, artist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a matter of perspective⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a matter of perspective⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Goddammit, Loch Ness Monster, I ain’t gonna give you no tree fiddy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proud globohomo⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Broke mob propaganda.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seeking feedback: how should lemm.ee move forward with external images? (related to frequent broken images)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Option 3.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The internet, every October⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can still eat the lasagna, just eat around the bomb.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨let's settle this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  <puts glasses back> Excuse me, I was getting some kool-aid for me and the boys

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make a believer out of you⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  S W I R L I E S T B O I

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Redneck warning system⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AH SAYED I WONTID A GOTDURN NEAR LARM! NEAR! AS IN THE ORPPOSITE A FAR! DO YEW UNNERSTAN ME ER DO I GOTS TA GIT YUR MARNAGER?