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@don@lemm.ee
- Comment on In case some of y'all are still looking for a job 1 day ago:
You son of a bitch, I’m in.
- Comment on Ordered back to the office, top tech talent left instead, study finds 4 days ago:
Wow, you are nowhere even close to being correct, bot. The original article is quite a bit longer than a mere 49 words, lol Swing and a miss!
- Comment on Bro Dared and found out 4 days ago:
My homie on earth, I think you might need more christ in your diet
- Comment on Anon is a person of interest 2 weeks ago:
Smart Pipe, Inc. is a registered sex offender.
- Comment on If a universal basic income started today with the stipulation that you had to put 40 hrs/wk towards making the world a better place or solving societal problems, how would you spend your time? 3 weeks ago:
The point of UBI is that it has no stipulations. It’s guaranteed no matter what.
- Comment on So sweet 4 weeks ago:
In France 400 years ago if you just called someone outta nowhere without texting first, you’d get sent to the guillotine.
- Comment on Whom? 4 weeks ago:
Whomst’dnt’ve peruse my profile
- Comment on Got the gloomies 4 weeks ago:
Stillies
- Comment on “pink and gold are my favorite colors” 4 weeks ago:
Hours of fun! Contains: One (1) alarmingly long ash tip.
lol
- Comment on Brow raising article 4 weeks ago:
sus
- Comment on Here is my dog, Oscar. 4 weeks ago:
G O O D E S T B O Y E
- Comment on Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months 5 weeks ago:
lol
- Comment on Probably shouldn't be talking to The rapist 5 weeks ago:
I’ll take “Penis Land” for 400, Trebek.
- Comment on Anon is embarrassed by their steam library 5 weeks ago:
You chose the furry life, anon, it didn’t choose you. Drop the nukes and boldly show your friend the endless depths of your depravity.
- Comment on tikatalik 5 weeks ago:
Also true of ~75% of plant and animal species that didn’t survive the Chicxulub impact about 66 million years ago. I mean, if you can’t survive an extinction-level event, tf are you even good for?
- Comment on uno!! 5 weeks ago:
It’s nothing a nail file can’t solve
- Comment on wat 5 weeks ago:
Mathematicians: they don’t think biology be like that, but it do
- Comment on Are you as smart as Ben? 5 weeks ago:
Ben is fucked. And not in a good way.
- Comment on This is a Test 1 month ago:
Everyone here just straight up ignoring the fact that option B is completely correct.
- Comment on a gathering, of a kind 1 month ago:
Easily the best version of the original meme.
- Comment on YouTube Shorts 1 month ago:
A channer calling people in a video’s comments section NPCs. Peak irony, right there.
- Comment on car insurance 1 month ago:
Huh. I’ve never thought of that, and it’s a really good question. I’m guessing there may be some kind of “I own it, but don’t drive it” group within insurance that deals with it, or maybe be kind of shared responsibility between the two.
- Comment on car insurance 1 month ago:
Pffft, that’s what the insurance is for, so they don’t have to learn.
- Comment on I feel old 1 month ago:
That’s a dope-ass list, shit’s ill af. Just don’t be bitin someone else’s stilo, cuz that shit’s wack, yo. If ya do, just tell ‘em “my bad, b!”, or expect peeps gonna be poppin caps in your ass, ya heard?
Word to ya motha.
- Comment on I feel old 1 month ago:
The last p, well… that’s not that simple. It’s sorta like another way to call a cat kitten. As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted: the first two letters are the same but the last is something different; it’s another five letter word rhymin’ with cleanest and meanest.
- Comment on CD Projekt CFO does "not see a place for microtransactions in single-player games" 1 month ago:
loot case with 10% chance of loot bag with 50% chance of chip
- Comment on I bet this is what Colin Jost did 1 month ago:
Scarlett: What is this, a marriage certificate for ants?
- Comment on Scallops 1 month ago:
Even better
- Comment on I'm loose bottom, tag yourself 1 month ago:
Missing Penistone
- Comment on Chart to determine risk of bear attack 2 months ago:
Even outside the atmosphere, there’s a high risk. Bears really are impressive.