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- Comment on NewPipe was failing me today, so I reverted back to the YouTube app. After the first ad (20 seconds), the app gave me a permanent blur. 3 hours ago:
Yup!
- Comment on Did you know that sugar derived from field peas can accelerate sour beer brewing? 6 hours ago:
c/lostlemming
- Comment on nuked from orbit 1 day ago:
Double dumbfuck
- Comment on Nope 1 day ago:
Lived in Eesti for several years back when they used the Eesti Kroon, so cool to see them, Latvija, and Lietuva telling Russia to go fuck itself! Hope I can go back one day!
- Comment on Why there is no photos of earth from space? 3 days ago:
They’re a conspiracy theorist, it seems.
- Comment on Scary 4 days ago:
Pretty sure that’s called a happy ending.
- Comment on Basic courtesy 4 days ago:
There’s always one.
Confirmed, it seems one did. Sigh.
- Comment on MFW I finally get a moment to myself so I can shove more shit in my posts 4 days ago:
- Comment on Anon eats cup noodles 5 days ago:
If anything, it should give one reason to paws and think about how badly it can go wrong
- Comment on Anon eats cup noodles 5 days ago:
Actual instant noodles. On hard mode.
- Comment on Trump Suggests No Laws Are Broken if He’s ‘Saving His Country’ 5 days ago:
Then Luigi goes free, easy as.
- Comment on Anon eats cup noodles 5 days ago:
That is nonsense. I usually wait only three minutes. Five’s a fucking eternity.
- Comment on My love for you is like a Peregrine Falcon 6 days ago:
If the wiki is to be believed, the highest reliably measured speed for the bird is 184 km/h (114 mp/h, which is still just a wee bit quicker than I can do when I put my trainers on.
- Comment on my version is better 1 week ago:
the full line from the song is
Yeah, she/he was blinded by the light Oh, cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night
- Comment on my version is better 1 week ago:
🎶Wrapped up like a douche, another owner in the night🎶
🎶Hold me closer, Tony Danza🎶
- Comment on Jeep Introduces Pop-Up Ads That Appear Every Time You Stop 1 week ago:
Completely unsurprising while at the same time completely unfuckingreal
- Comment on Just day dreaming when this struck me 1 week ago:
Whew, good thing they censored the word “fucking”, now I have no idea what the fuck that word could be.
- Comment on Sadge 2 weeks ago:
The amount of cannons that have had to get in the unemployment line is stratospheric.
- Comment on This is America 2 weeks ago:
ptdrrrr
- Comment on Peak charisma 2 weeks ago:
lol I’m deep she’s been reading for years
any day now, any day
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
After the 2nd text the correct response is “I got u broham, inbound ur location as we speak. maintain comms and you’ll be in chilltown in no time.”
And make it happen.
- Comment on someone tell Luigi about this 2 weeks ago:
(Suppressed shotgun joins the chat)
- Comment on Anon tries to sleep 2 weeks ago:
Anon: has a problem, doesn’t bother to consider what options there may be to remedy it, just goes to his docco who does the docco thing, and anon bitches like an anon about the result. Scientists have yet to figure out how anons miss the wall as frequently as they do when passing through doors.
- Comment on Polyglot de naissance 2 weeks ago:
Five, actually.
- Comment on I guess we are fucked now 3 weeks ago:
Since the collapse would happen only at the speed of light, and the universe is so vast, it could have been happening for millions of years by now and the human race could still die by natural extinction before it gets anywhere near us. If the collapse originates from beyond the observable universe, it’d never reach us.
- Comment on I guess we are fucked now 3 weeks ago:
Yes, it’s from Waterworld.
- Comment on Speaks to me tho, sigh 3 weeks ago:
But it’s an entirely valid question though
- Comment on Anon has an antique revolver 3 weeks ago:
I see you assumed that two exact copies of the same problem required the exact same solution for both. If you will, allow me to show you where you went completely wrong.
- Comment on Anon has an antique revolver 3 weeks ago:
Why have one problem when you can just as easily have two problems of the exact same kind? Efficiency, if you ask me.
- Comment on All drugs should be legal. Even space heroin. 3 weeks ago:
“Yeah, but you guys can’t access dimension 6-9 simultaneously like we can, so it effectively doesn’t exist for you. Sorry, bud. If your own species’ genitalia are insufficient for copulation, have you considered those of your… (checks info-shard) sheep? They seem to be rather accommodating.”