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@don@lemm.ee
- Comment on Step up 1 day ago:
Sure, that’s also another way to do it, why not.
- Comment on I can't afford to have kitties because I can't afford me ;_; 1 day ago:
I was perfectly (nothing) in non-existence, and then two assholes decided to fuck that right up.
- Comment on Step up 1 day ago:
lol I just skip all that shit and go right to the “fuck off” part, way easier lol
- Comment on Wish I could charge $100 a call attempt to these people 1 day ago:
It’s never off silent. Period.
- Comment on Anyone for some fizzy egg??? 2 days ago:
I drink this while eating my fried ham water.
- Comment on I don't think they understand. We're interviewing them too. 4 days ago:
That interviewer should be fired immediately for not being intelligent enough to recognize more important questions when asked them. Whoever let that one into the corporation should be fired as well, also with immediate effect.
- Comment on I was smiling until I saw what she had in her hand 1 week ago:
Webpages update from time to time. Don’t worry, it doesn’t take long. Not sure why the mouse being in her hand is cause for worry, though.
- Comment on iykyk 1 week ago:
…is this gain?
- Comment on Anon calls the local bowling alley 1 week ago:
Some like the danger element.
- Comment on Anon gets corrected 1 week ago:
Hell, in the Irish TV series “Bad Sisters”, the women have called each other collectively “lads”. If that’s the kind of thing that grinds your gears, you’re better off surgically excising the part of your brain that deals with language comprehension, so you can never again understand anything being said to you.
- Comment on Any Roguelike/Roguelite suggestions? 1 week ago:
Awesome! I also just started playing Hades, which you may want to check out.
- Comment on Any Roguelike/Roguelite suggestions? 1 week ago:
I can vouch for nearly all of the suggestions in this thread, and suggest one I haven’t seen: Vampire Survivors. I’m not one much for anything to do with vampires, but the mechanics with this one are really pretty good.
If you’ve ever seen bullet hell games like Touhou, it’s kind of like that, but you are the bullet hell. You also only have one real control during the action part of the game and that is to move your character around the non-stop enemy swarms that come at you.
Your character has a weapon and automatically uses that weapon without any input from you, and as you kill enemies, you collect gems that allow you to upgrade that weapon that constantly fires. You also get chances for other item and weapons upgrades with the intent to learn their “unions” (a la The Binding of Isaac) where items work together to create fantastical “bullet heaven” screen-clearing destruction.
There’s probably a wiki about it, but it’s really pretty damn good.
- Comment on Photons 1 week ago:
“It took me a _hundred thousand years to escape the prison of a motherfucking star, and you have the gall to complain about your little ice cream cone melting?!
Fuck you.”
Me: well when you put it like that
- Comment on JeSUS 1 week ago:
The both, why not?
- Comment on *cough cough* GOLLUM *cough cough* 1 week ago:
Dude really shouldn’t have hit the wall that fast, but I’m glad he did lol
- Comment on sports are popular with sports fans follow for more 2 weeks ago:
Hooray sportsball.
- Comment on I love my smart TV (From Mastodon) - Repost 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Time to make your decesion 2 weeks ago:
Time to quit.
- Comment on It insists upon itself 2 weeks ago:
Anon once heard someone’s opinions about a movie character, decided it must be so. Having a mind locked up tighter’n Fort Knox if it were located deep inside Area 51, he was badly disappointed when the character didn’t match the wild expectations he set for himself.
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 2 weeks ago:
Anon has never had salmonellosis, and it shows painfully.
There’s not much (but there are things) that quite compare to vomiting so hard and for so long that you’re seriously worried you might suffocate. Or that you’re equally worried your next retch will make you sprain your back.
The gamma ray laser stream of piss leaving my asshole was a cosmic event that went completely undetected by humanity, something that should have set off air raid sirens across the globe.
I’ll damn fucking make sure I wash the raw chicken I cook, and make sure the thickest part of the cut reaches 165° F, because someone didn’t cook the chicken I ate well enough to destroy the salmonella, and it nearly killed me.
- Comment on Anon's strict mom 2 weeks ago:
Nut in the water and get your dick cleaned at the same time. Win win.
- Comment on Anon's strict mom 2 weeks ago:
So does the mom
- Comment on Anon's strict mom 2 weeks ago:
By nutting directly into the toilet, bypassing the need for tissue
- Comment on Anon's strict mom 2 weeks ago:
Several hundred litres each time, as is per usual
- Comment on Water 2 weeks ago:
There are fewer hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are fingers on my hand.
Check and mate.
- Comment on Go into debt if you have to 2 weeks ago:
Power of hard work and sacrifice right there, a true testament to the spirit of capitalism. If you can, all can.
- Comment on USA Air Force issues new guide regarding acceptable phrases to be used when on duty 3 weeks ago:
“I’ll try to schedule that.”
- Comment on Anon memes 3 weeks ago:
sucks me in and makes me feeling like I’ve just been imprisoned in a nightmarish hellscape for 10,000 years
Black Mirror, White Christmas episode. The episode also takes “blocking someone” to a whole new degree of whoa.
- Comment on USA Air Force issues new guide regarding acceptable phrases to be used when on duty 3 weeks ago:
You don’t say.
- Comment on USA Air Force issues new guide regarding acceptable phrases to be used when on duty 3 weeks ago:
Where the fuck is that leading Sir! It’s “Sir! Eat shit and die motherfucker, Sir!” GUESS WHO’S GETTING AN EXTRA 30 LBS ADDED TO THEIR RUCKSACK ON THE NEXT HUMP!