don

@don@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits the Philippines⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hard pass, balut is goat. Sorry, mate, I eat balut every day they come by, just like taho in the mornings. It helps if you have locals teach you how to eat balut, but some can’t deal.

  And hey, all aussies love marmite, yeah? No true aussie hates the taste of a bit of marmite and buttah on toast, right?

  Taho in the mornings and balut in the evenings makes the world go round. ;-)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funko gets community noted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No respect for the legend of bloodninja these days, sad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funko gets community noted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All I see is *******

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Phone noises⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re showering each other in compliments.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot take⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  u don’t have funny talk and werids talk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pro-tip for this capitalistic hellscape⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Your first sentence says, “it actually was that bad,” but your second sentence says, “but it wasn’t that bad” so I’m going to assume you meant the latter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Percentages⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🫡

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brits are scrolling away from X and aren't interested in AI • The Register⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has an idea to get laid⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon always thinking behind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits the Philippines⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon is a complete fucking idiot for not simply walking into a random Filipino’s house and politely asking for some homemade Filipino food. Idiot anon goes to the McD’s of the Philippines, and calls it a day. Filipinos have many insanely tasty dishes, and dumbfuck anon chooses garbage. Dinuguan (AKA chocolate meat) is my absolute favorite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's first job⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whichever one you trust the most.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bottom of the Ocean⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So it’s just water all the way down? Then why are all these geologist types talking about some mythical “crust” and “mantle” nonsense? You should probably talk some sense into them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meow_irl⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  [WARNING: EXISTENTIAL CRISIS CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS! DO NOT APPROACH.]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I chose the penguin⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake: micro$haft would never kill my kids when they could monetize them instead

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beer, I summon thee⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Chill out, Nat, it only comes if you call it. Add to that, it’d be pretty dope to have it deliver drinks and snacks while you’re couchlocked.

  Get your shit together, Nat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon questions our energy sector⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon is so dense that he will surpass the Poincaré recurrence time of the Universe, and will exist forever. This also means that for every iteration of the current universe he passes through, another iteration of anon will be produced, such that there will eventually be enough idiot anons to form its own entire universe.

  Anon is infinitely and eternally stupid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The picture’s alt text:

  Did you base the saucer shape on pop culture depictions of aliens, or was that stuff based on your ships? Does the rotational symmetry help with … hey, where are you going?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon remembers 7th grade⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, that’s him!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon remembers 7th grade⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of the British comedian who had a heart attack on stage and died, while the audience laughed, thinking it was all just an act. Cant remember his name, but at least he died doing what he loved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Git good, son⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Skill issue

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black owner here.... without context that sounds really bad⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Plenty of black people own cats, what’s the issue?

  ~i know, i know~

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, very much⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Welcome, fellow voidshrieker!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parasitic Isopods⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A tongue that eats your food while you eat your food. It’s like foodception up in here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The grand prize⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The Catholic Church passed an edict worldwide banning the shipping of tungsten cubes larger than half a cubic meter in volume

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The grand prize⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  too bad, no giant cube of tungsten 4 u

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Support local bands⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You have just said “I like GG Alin.” and called it a day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Womp womp⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit, Janet, the fuck you think minions, underlings, and henchmen are for? What, did you just wake up this morning and decided on a fucking whim that “like, idunno, I’m thinking my mood’s giving… like… (toe twirl) idunno… evilly scientisty! Yeah! Let’s give that shot!”

  Fucking get your shit together, Janet. FFS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When Cops See Their Wives With Another Man During An Arrest⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake: staged.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon loves sunny days⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The sun is a deadly lazer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon loves sunny days⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon understands at most four, maaaybe five words of your sentence. The fewer the letters, the better. “With, sun, in, of, and it”, and even that is a legitimate struggle.