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- Comment on Keeping me up at night 7 hours ago:
The mouth to mouth part is no longer medically advised, in favor of effective chest compressions.
You now only have to think about how you’re going to perform effective chest compressions on an animal whose anatomy you don’t understand at all (or even if you’re supposed to do them to begin with), and, assuming you should do them, keep doing them until a veterinarian qualified to resuscitate a giraffe can be flown in from thousands of miles away.
Good news! You got this. Have fun!
- Comment on and you thought it was a wholesome show... 17 hours ago:
Caroline’s religious beliefs, however, did nothing to stop her from gleefully swan diving into Charles’ debauchery with wild abandon.
- Comment on Release the fear 2 days ago:
The serene look on that person’s face is inspiring. “Yes, I do this all the time, and you should, too.”
- Comment on Never gonna loosen them laces 2 days ago:
When there’s a booger up in there, I do not fuck around.
- Comment on Chat is this real 3 days ago:
Fahrvergnügen.
IYKYK
- Comment on Fixed: Celebrity Inquiries Season 2 Episode 4 4 days ago:
Seriously tho How the hell lower boobies bigger?
- Comment on aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA 4 days ago:
Hyena: better to have and not need Wolf: I have what I need
- Comment on Don't be Evil 5 days ago:
(cricket chirps, but halfway through stops, sees who’s talking, and quietly leaves.)
- Comment on A completely useful compulsion I have. 1 week ago:
Bam. Right here. It’s all about that weight distribution, simple as. First time I grabbed a carton by the light end, my stomach dropped. Not having that, no way.
- Comment on Anon achieves a higher form 1 week ago:
You can tell things are all right when anon keeps making shit up. “World keeps turning, sun keeps burning, anon keeps yearning.”
- Comment on To whom it may concern 1 week ago:
Amazon. Their rings are pretty cheap.
- Comment on To whom it may concern 1 week ago:
Considering the density of neutronium, a 70 lb piece would be about the size of a dust mote, if not much smaller. Good luck getting a standard box to hold something that small and dense.
- Comment on Anon gets dommed by his barber 1 week ago:
They might’ve also realized anon was (as usual) a complete fucking idiot when he showed the stylist the picture of some dude and called him a chad.
“lol I’m fuckin dumbfuck’s shit all the way up and I’m rippin his stupid ass off while I’m at it!”
- Comment on Anon gets dommed by his barber 1 week ago:
Paying $100 for a haircut doesn’t always mean the stylist has the requisite skills.
- Comment on 100% all natural hand-drawn comic 1 week ago:
I also use iOS and sometimes think that’s the issue, so you’re not alone.
- Comment on 100% all natural hand-drawn comic 1 week ago:
Your link ends with “?=90” and when I tapped your link, it started me of at 1:30.
- Comment on 100% all natural hand-drawn comic 1 week ago:
Wherever you pause a video and share, the receiver will start the video at that timestamp.
- Comment on This man go 3 weeks ago:
He blew up and then acted like he don’t know nobody
- Comment on Anon has regrets 3 weeks ago:
Hello anon, welcome to the finding out phase.
- Comment on There was a meme here, it's gone now. Oh wait. No, there it is. 3 weeks ago:
I don’t remember all of my dreams or nightmares, but I remember a few. I think I have a fairly strong memory compared to most others I’ve met, but I’ve most certainly had both nightmares and pleasant dreams. I can remember both nightmares and pleasant dreams.
Some of my nightmares that I remember go back to when I was a young child, and pleasant dreams dreams, too. I am also aware that I’ve had both nightmares and dreams that I don’t remember. That’s sometimes unsettling.
Both nightmares and good dreams both work the same with me, in that I can either remember them, or am unable.
The effects of your brain fog may be similar to why I forget many of both my dreams and nightmares, but I don’t know for sure.
- Comment on There was a meme here, it's gone now. Oh wait. No, there it is. 3 weeks ago:
I’m humbled by your compliment, and none have, or ever could exceed it.
- Comment on There was a meme here, it's gone now. Oh wait. No, there it is. 3 weeks ago:
lawulz, nothing but children on this here site. I literally cartwheel over to yon laydeez in my custom joker costume ($13k! Yep. You fools read that correctly .) from “suicide squad” just to show them that the movie was fantastic and if they disagree, then I dodged the reality of the situation like Neo dodges bullets in <<<The Matrix>>>.
Thoughts and tariffs to those foolish enough to disagree.
- Comment on Do it 3 weeks ago:
“Jump, jive, roar in my ass.”
Oh dear.
- Comment on Anon has a female friend 3 weeks ago:
‘no u’
- Comment on The poop psa absolutely no one asked for 3 weeks ago:
They’re correct, it’s a poop test.
- Comment on The poop psa absolutely no one asked for 3 weeks ago:
I get a test mailed to me every year and I get it done. Fuck cancer of any kind, including colorectal cancer.
- Comment on kawaiiiiiii 3 weeks ago:
Oh for fucks sake.
- Comment on kawaiiiiiii 3 weeks ago:
What are they not giving? Frogs? Flops? Fangs? Forts? Flies? What are they not giving?
- Comment on Make gravity your bitch 3 weeks ago:
Yeah but ain’t no motherfucker gonna soon be jumping over onto the moon with pure human leg power. Still gotta detonate a slowly exploding bomb under our asses to leave this rock-covered ball bearing.
- Comment on Testing 4 weeks ago:
Nope. Don’t have pets.