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@don@lemm.ee
- Comment on That's me 2 days ago:
Cashier: you have no idea how many ways and to what degree I’m plotting your murder.
- Comment on Radio transmissions 2 days ago:
We will never crab fast enough. We are doomed.
- Comment on Bugs 5 days ago:
You and I have very different definitions of the word “chill”.
- Comment on It was only a fish! 6 days ago:
Nature, uh, finds a way.
- Comment on Deez peets 6 days ago:
As opposed to, what, triangular feet? Spiral feet? Perhaps you’d feel better if their feet were hyperboloid? ffs get a grip.
- Comment on I'm in a pickle 6 days ago:
no u
- Comment on I'm in a pickle 6 days ago:
bitch that’s like 5-8 pickles max get ur bitch ass up
- Comment on AGI achieved 🤖 6 days ago:
u delet ur account rn
- Comment on It must vex him 1 week ago:
Dead ringer for Nikki Minaj.
- Comment on The Outer Worlds 2 - Official Story Trailer | Xbox Games Showcase 2025 1 week ago:
I’m a Spacer’s Choice man, myself. Everything else is just trustworthy and reliable.
- Comment on Be excellent to each other 1 week ago:
“Thus, I am.”
“Therefore, we are…”
“EXCELLENT!
- Comment on ??? 1 week ago:
They’re standing on the seafloor. Everyone knows you don’t swim when standing on the floor. ffs who doesn’t know this.
- Comment on The D.E.N.N.I.S ship 1 week ago:
No shoutycaps, fake.
- Comment on Brichard! 1 week ago:
What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bricks?
- Comment on To the admins: Thank you. 1 week ago:
Thank you, admins!
- Comment on Anon has an unexpected day 2 weeks ago:
Exactly what I was thinking: shut the fuck up anon, and let drywall dude speak.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 2 weeks ago:
I quit by vaping off of cigarettes, and then gradually reducing the nicotine in vape juice until I was vaping 0 nicotine for a couple of months, then stopped altogether. Been nicotine free for several years now, and no cravings.
- Comment on Well stars are no longer visible anyways 3 weeks ago:
Fairly solid season. I keep forgetting about the latest Love, Death, and Robots season.
- Comment on Well stars are no longer visible anyways 3 weeks ago:
Latest Black Mirror season has an episode about this.
- Comment on Forbidden Tech 3 weeks ago:
No.
- Comment on Good morning here is a terrible idea. 3 weeks ago:
Ugh, that movie was so long ago, can we all please just let it go.
- Comment on you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse 3 weeks ago:
What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
- Comment on you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse 3 weeks ago:
[poops on ur chest]
- Comment on 100% people who drink water die 3 weeks ago:
RIP degenerate waterfreak shoulda drank Brawndo like a real person
- Comment on Grieve with me 3 weeks ago:
All these legitimately helpful fucking comments and no one’s pointing out that you can easily fix the problem by placing the smartphone in microwave and nuke it for a minute on high* to get your phone up to 80% charge.
*^Charging times dependent on microwave power output and your zodiac sign. Lower wattages may result in tastier special brownies. If unsure, please consult your primary care phrenologist.^
- Comment on Too many posers 4 weeks ago:
Well excuse me while I kiss this guy.
- Comment on Stop it jeff 4 weeks ago:
Liver
pooljumps - Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 4 weeks ago:
Found an interesting snopes article about that.
- Comment on ChatGPT does not fuck around 4 weeks ago:
Oi, swank home ya got there, mate!
- Comment on Typical 4 weeks ago:
I’m more of a casual state kind of person myself