Good morning here is a terrible idea.

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• don@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ugh, that movie was so long ago, can we all please just let it go.

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  • praxis@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Honestly at this point we gotta turn away and slam the door

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    • jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Diehard fans may disagree with you. Personally I don’t care what they’re going to say

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Don’t push it or I’ll give you a war you won’t believe.

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  you guys don’t hate enough, try kids sized drum set

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  • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I bought my son a drum kit so guess I just love my kids. It’s loud in my house now, but during garage sale someone thought it was stereo and was impressed that it was my 16 year old son jamming. So got that going for me.

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  • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Big fake plastic microphone with reverb springs in it

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    • bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I did buy that (and the aforementioned drum) for my friends kids.

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I gave one a bow and arrow set. It was very fun.

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    • modus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I gave my kid a Glock 19. He wins most arguments now.

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  • crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    nah, get them a toy karaoke set

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• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As if 21st century kids have the patience to learn to play a musical instrument voluntarily…

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Learn? No.

    Play? Yes.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Welp… I’m off to search for a shitty recorder version of Le Tits Now.

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As a childless uncle, this looks like a perfect gift.

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• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I remember the call of the Hot Crossed Buns.

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• ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Similarly I got someone an ocarina with the zelda sheet music

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• i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oh, what a cute noisy present. Perfect to stay at gift giver’s place when you visit!

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• Mongostein@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Meh, they can practice in their room and I’ll be super proud ever time they show me progress.

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• bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I like my friend a lot and I adore her kids. I always get her kids an annoying toys. One of them got this a couple of years ago. Goes great with the drum I got a few years earlier.

  No batteries though. They just take them out.

  I really enjoy getting them “kids” books that aren’t really for kids. But now I do give her notice because the 8 year is probably starting to not go over her head.

  They have enjoyed “go the fuck to sleep”, “Marlon bundo” and others.

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• DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It might not be such a bad idea to start cheap.

  If the child puts in some effort and gets results, maybe give wt:thon a much better one.

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Rattle for the baby!

  Drum set for the kids!

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  oh cmon you could get them a tin whistle

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