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@i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Can’t catch a break
- Comment on US education 4 days ago:
The whole time I was reading that, I was thinking “man, I miss the old Cracked. This is gold.”
Then, I saw the author was Seanbaby! I think I know what site I will be wasting time on next.
- Comment on (Laser) Printer go brrrr 1 week ago:
My local library lets you print up to 30 pages for free. I was pretty shocked, because I was ready to pay when I needed to print something last time I was there.
- Comment on Get in the pod, inhale the fumes. 2 weeks ago:
No cubicles, just “open concept.” Ha, checkmate! /s
- Comment on Perhaps these coworkers were just hugging in a totally platonic way 2 weeks ago:
Thanks for the sunscreen PSA, Coldplay!
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Much like getting a cool present from your parents, it’s awesome when it comes from loving parents, but it’s a bit shit if it comes from neglectful or abusive parents.
- Comment on Jell-OH MY GOD! 2 weeks ago:
Oh my god, it’s a Bundt hole!
- Comment on Bounce bounce bounce 4 weeks ago:
I am really, really sorry. That really bothers me when people do it, but I know it helps them. I try to tolerate it if I’m not having an awful sensory day, but sometimes it’s like the noisy lightbulb and I just can’t take it.
- Comment on Doctor Debates 4 weeks ago:
Megacolon sounds a lot cooler than it really is.
- Comment on If youre bi do you have to prove it? 1 month ago:
No. I’ll take someone at their word about their sexual orientation.
If someone is bi and they only date people of the opposite gender, they’re still bi. They’re not straight but want to be different.
If someone is bi and they only date people of the same gender, they’re still bi. They’re not gay in denial.
If someone says they’re bi, and they’re not… Who cares?
- Comment on I'm gonna need surgery, doc 1 month ago:
Ahh my back. I need money to fix it.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I think it happens often. Doesn’t make it right. I’m sorry she said something so hurtful to you.
If you want advice or just to talk, message me. I will listen.
Curious about the meaning of life? I don’t think we’re really assigned roles. We’re just kind of here. You can just do the minimum if you want, just securing food and shelter. Or you can choose to do more if you have the means. You have the freedom to assign your own meaning to your life. I find most people either pursue religion/spirituality, community service, knowledge, or pleasure.
- Comment on I guess they hate shoppers (context below) 1 month ago:
Wow, what a maze. Are there accessibility laws that might be violated where this is?
- Comment on frienemies 1 month ago:
I wish my enemies were more logical. They just make bullshit up and bully me instead. Completely useless for self-improvement.
- Comment on Amazing. 1 month ago:
I bet that smelled fantastic.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Make your home as unattractive to pests as possible. You’re not going to be able to have airflow and keep the pests out of your computer.
Below is a dump of things I did when I had to deal with roaches.
Reduce moisture as much as possible. Roaches love water. Any leaks, even slow ones, should be addressed. Puddles should not be left ever.
Seal up any holes. If they’re coming out of around your outlets, there is some foam sheets you can install behind the plate to seal up that gap.
Seal up your food in your home as best as possible. No bags with clips. You must put it all in airtight containers.
Keep your kitchen and dining area clean. Never leave any dirty dishes out. All leftovers should be dealt with ASAP. Clean your sink, counters, table, and floor.
Take special care to maintain your dishwasher. Clean your garbage disposal daily at the least.
You must only eat in your designated dining room. Do not eat anywhere else.
Clean all of your floors daily. Sweep and mop. Vacuum your couch.
Take out your trash daily at the least.
You will also need to treat for the pests. If you’re sharing walls with other households and they’re not doing the same as you and they are not getting treatments, you have my condolences.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
One thing that would make a creep a creep is a power imbalance of some sort. For this to exist if we’re only considering the age gap between adults, is if one adult is so young they’re being taken advantage of.
A 20 year age gap where the younger is early 20’s is creepy, because the younger’s lack of experience makes them vulnerable. A 20 year age gap where the younger is in their 30’s or beyond isn’t, because the younger likely has the maturity to avoid being taken advantage of.
Are there any other factors that would make this creepy, like you have influence over this person’s career? If not, then no worries! Enjoy dating.
- Comment on It was africa all along 2 months ago:
Gender dysphoria, continental drift
- Comment on Good morning here is a terrible idea. 2 months ago:
Oh, what a cute noisy present. Perfect to stay at gift giver’s place when you visit!
- Comment on Sleep well 2 months ago:
Fair enough. If I witnessed a deer bashing its own brains out, I would definitely be so fucking freaked out my memory would be doing wild shit about the encounter, too. Filling in details that weren’t there, not noticing that only part of the brain fell out, just completely unreliable.
- Comment on Gardening idea 2 months ago:
What a prick
- Comment on I tried to be as honest as possible. Apparently I am evil oO 😈 2 months ago:
Photo of a screen: chaotic checks out
- Comment on That's only fair 2 months ago:
Yes, that is the Colorado state flag.
- Comment on Old skool 2 months ago:
Judging by the lack of flared base, the recipient will not be having a good time.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Yep. My therapy was used against me in a court case. As a result, I just figured out how to deal with most things myself.
It has very negatively affected my health and isn’t optimal, but it’s a lot better than the alternative.
- Comment on I'm jealous 2 months ago:
Fuck you vegetables, you little delicious motherfuckers. I will eat your dicks and corpses.
- Comment on I'm jealous 2 months ago:
Getting that brocussy
- Comment on Math is amazing! 2 months ago:
NaN with you again
- Comment on How do I decrease acne after shaving my face? 2 months ago:
Do you have any metal allergies? If you think you do, you might consider looking for a blade without that particular metal. Most stainless steel contains nickel, which is a fairly common allergy.
- Comment on Winning 2 months ago:
It’s the physical manifestation thing. It also helps you try to be more mindful of your feelings. For instance, if you normally feel anxiety in your jaw, and you find your jaw tightening again in whatever situation you find yourself in, you might see if you can slow down and think of your next steps. Why am I feeling anxious? Should I take a break?
This only really made sense to me for the emotions that I strongly felt physically, like anxiety so bad I would get tunnel vision. For smaller physical reactions, not so much.
- Comment on when 2 months ago:
All of those beans, hanging out together, bodies touching. Ghey.