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My problem with skirts this short is my balls keep falling out as they have sagged with age
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Submitted 1 day ago by dulcisima@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
So you have a grandfather cock?
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 day ago
How pendulous
Pringles@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
How else would the glockenspiel ever be invented though? It was a necessary development for
sciencemusicZiglin@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Have you tried tucking or would that not help?
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
A good skirt is like a good presentation. Long enough to cover the essentials, but short enough to hold the attention.
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
It’s not that I’m modest, it’s that I don’t know if I can tuck that flat.
halowpeano@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’ve always wondered, isn’t that painful?
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
I’m still really new to it but it can be painful to get right but it’s really not painful at all once you’re situated right and used to it. Your balls just go up the front of your pelvis kinda behind and to either side of the base of the shaft. And then everything else just gets tucked away. The weirdest part for me was leaning against the counter while doing dishes and realising that my balls were at the front of my pelvis instead of safely down below and it felt very weird (though somehow affirming) to be sensitive in a very different way.
Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
No one wants to see the turtle head poking put to say hello
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 day ago
That’s called a Turtle skirt, because it barely covers her snapper.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
This was everyone can inspect your schlong without any extra steps :)
dulcisima@lemmy.world 1 day ago
[deleted]Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah lemme just tuck it in my ass while I am at it.
unknown@piefed.social 1 day ago
Anyone else see this post and realise they still have ptsd from wearing similar to a club once and sorely regretting it because random drunk men spent the whole night trying to put their hands up your skirt?
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 day ago
I’m sorry you went through that. I don’t understand why it’s hard for men to not touch something they like.
Is it because I’m (probably) autistic? Like, look these kind of outfits are simply awesome, but touching someone else without invitation just seems so incredibly… Wrong?
Its something I’ve struggled with understanding my whole life. Just cause you are into a woman doesn’t mean you need to break boundaries to satisfy urges?
I mean, shit, I remember from a really, really, really, young age: don’t touch others. Did this message not become a core concept? Or do I just pass out before alcohol has that much of an inhibiting effect on me?
Iceblade02@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Is it because I’m (probably) autistic?
No, it’s a basic human decency thing. No man I know would (intentionally) touch without invitation (whether verbal or body language) and if someone does they deserve a smacking.
The most common gray area is tight crowds where some assholes try to get away with groping disguised as “accidents” which is disgusting.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
As a man I’ve never understood it either. Like, I’m hesitant to even touch a woman on the shoulder to get her attention or something like that.
But, I’m ADHD and possibly a smidge on the spectrum, and I also realize that being a tall muscular dude is inherently threatening to women who don’t know me.
M137@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I’m male and had a similar experience with women doing that when I wore a kilt to a club once.
And just to be very clear, I’m not defending anyone of any gender who does that at all. And in no way saying women touching men is as big a problem, most women have experienced it while only a minority of men have. Your comment just made me remember it, it wasn’t fun.
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I wore a black kilt to a club once and had a similar experience.
Rudee@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Literally just wear a belt at this point 🤷♂️
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Wear several belts.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And lots and lots of buckles!
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Reject clothing, use magic to conjure censor bars everywhere you go
Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
would be hangin’ out like a grandfather clock
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
It wouldn’t, but his old man balls would
davidagain@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Thank you for my favourite giggle of the day.
burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 1 day ago
I’m never sure when these posts pop up if someone is just shitposting or if they confuse this with Facebook
TeddE@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Well, we are in shitposts… So I’m leaning towards that
genevieve@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
if my skirt isn’t longer than my dong i won’t wear it
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 21 hours ago
Coward.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
It’d feel weird with my balls dangling in the wind. But OK.
essell@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah… I’d need to drop the hemline 1cm every six months to protect my modesty
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Lol I don’t know why but this was so funny to me. 2cm a year is an unsustainable pace.
dulcisima@lemmy.world 1 day ago
[deleted]onslaught545@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Same goes for dick and balls. For me, thong + kilt is ideal.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Depends on who is wearing it. No one, and I mean literally no one, wants to see this on Trump.
asdfranger@lemmynsfw.com 1 day ago
Never underestimate the degeneracy of the internet
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
I do 🤤
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I WOULD, IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And yet they would find a way to defend it
Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Miniskirts officially become mens wear to avoid cross dressing scandal.
The Make America Breezy Again campaign is an overnight success.
Red Hats protest H&M for offending anti-trans sensibilities.
It’s easier to guestimate the ambient temperature in red states.
Miniskirts now have pockets.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
That’s cold as hell.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s okay, you can wear stockings. :P
Toes@ani.social 1 day ago
Any shorter and it’s just bikini frills. 🎀
dulcisima@lemmy.world 1 day ago
[deleted]Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
First image that came to mind when I saw this
I’m missing the Sonic collab rn…
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 day ago
I’m not going to disagree.
But are there women that enjoy wearing it? Just because others enjoy looking at it isn’t a great reason to.
Although if you’re on the fence between something like this and literally anything else, I will vote this.
dulcisima@lemmy.world 1 day ago
[deleted]peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 day ago
See TIL.
I think my ex wife really screwed with my understanding of the world. One of the things she convinced me of was that the “things I like to see on women are only there to attract interest.”
I’m learning a lot still it turns out.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I disagree but that’s just my taste
Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 hours ago
I’d probably have a bad/uncomfortable time wearing something like that in public, but that’s mostly because of self confidence issues and other people, and has little to do with the skirt itself.
Rumo161@feddit.org 1 day ago
It helps to have free movement while running from the cops
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I love that you can always see the bottom of the ass
IWW4@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
It is sexy AF!!
daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
But then people would see my dick and balls. Also, I don’t like wearing white.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They want me in that skirt, they can deal with the consequence of seeing all of my anuses
notarobot@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Can you even sit in those? Or is you butt always touching the chair?
dulcisima@lemmy.world 1 day ago
[deleted]notarobot@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Then I agree. With safety shorts its fine. Without them, I wouldn’t want to sit in a bus. Nor I’d want to sit on your bus seat on a summer day after you did
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
can you send a photo of what size safety shirts you’re talking about?
Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m okay with that.
mapletuna@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Does it come with the duct tape or I should buy it separately?
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 1 day ago
👀
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Just in time for autumn!
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
This post belongs in true facts.
Sonor@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Who found the sheep plushie?
CubitOom@infosec.pub 1 day ago
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BrambinagStoneboots@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Mmmh. Velour…