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My problem with skirts this short is my balls keep falling out as they have sagged with age
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Submitted 10 months ago by dulcisima@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
So you have a grandfather cock?
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 10 months ago
How pendulous
Pringles@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
How else would the glockenspiel ever be invented though? It was a necessary development for
sciencemusicZiglin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Have you tried tucking or would that not help?
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
This was everyone can inspect your schlong without any extra steps :)
dulcisima@lemmy.world 10 months ago
[deleted]Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah lemme just tuck it in my ass while I am at it.
unknown@piefed.social 10 months ago
Anyone else see this post and realise they still have ptsd from wearing similar to a club once and sorely regretting it because random drunk men spent the whole night trying to put their hands up your skirt?
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 10 months ago
I’m sorry you went through that. I don’t understand why it’s hard for men to not touch something they like.
Is it because I’m (probably) autistic? Like, look these kind of outfits are simply awesome, but touching someone else without invitation just seems so incredibly… Wrong?
Its something I’ve struggled with understanding my whole life. Just cause you are into a woman doesn’t mean you need to break boundaries to satisfy urges?
I mean, shit, I remember from a really, really, really, young age: don’t touch others. Did this message not become a core concept? Or do I just pass out before alcohol has that much of an inhibiting effect on me?
Iceblade02@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Is it because I’m (probably) autistic?
No, it’s a basic human decency thing. No man I know would (intentionally) touch without invitation (whether verbal or body language) and if someone does they deserve a smacking.
The most common gray area is tight crowds where some assholes try to get away with groping disguised as “accidents” which is disgusting.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
As a man I’ve never understood it either. Like, I’m hesitant to even touch a woman on the shoulder to get her attention or something like that.
But, I’m ADHD and possibly a smidge on the spectrum, and I also realize that being a tall muscular dude is inherently threatening to women who don’t know me.
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I wore a black kilt to a club once and had a similar experience.
M137@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m male and had a similar experience with women doing that when I wore a kilt to a club once.
And just to be very clear, I’m not defending anyone of any gender who does that at all. And in no way saying women touching men is as big a problem, most women have experienced it while only a minority of men have. Your comment just made me remember it, it wasn’t fun.
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
A good skirt is like a good presentation. Long enough to cover the essentials, but short enough to hold the attention.
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
It’s not that I’m modest, it’s that I don’t know if I can tuck that flat.
halowpeano@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ve always wondered, isn’t that painful?
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I’m still really new to it but it can be painful to get right but it’s really not painful at all once you’re situated right and used to it. Your balls just go up the front of your pelvis kinda behind and to either side of the base of the shaft. And then everything else just gets tucked away. The weirdest part for me was leaning against the counter while doing dishes and realising that my balls were at the front of my pelvis instead of safely down below and it felt very weird (though somehow affirming) to be sensitive in a very different way.
Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No one wants to see the turtle head poking put to say hello
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 months ago
That’s called a Turtle skirt, because it barely covers her snapper.
Rudee@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Literally just wear a belt at this point 🤷♂️
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Wear several belts.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And lots and lots of buckles!
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Reject clothing, use magic to conjure censor bars everywhere you go
Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
would be hangin’ out like a grandfather clock
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
It wouldn’t, but his old man balls would
davidagain@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Thank you for my favourite giggle of the day.
burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 10 months ago
I’m never sure when these posts pop up if someone is just shitposting or if they confuse this with Facebook
TeddE@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Well, we are in shitposts… So I’m leaning towards that
genevieve@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
if my skirt isn’t longer than my dong i won’t wear it
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 10 months ago
Coward.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
[deleted]essell@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah… I’d need to drop the hemline 1cm every six months to protect my modesty
jballs@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Lol I don’t know why but this was so funny to me. 2cm a year is an unsustainable pace.
dulcisima@lemmy.world 10 months ago
[deleted]onslaught545@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Same goes for dick and balls. For me, thong + kilt is ideal.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Depends on who is wearing it. No one, and I mean literally no one, wants to see this on Trump.
asdfranger@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Never underestimate the degeneracy of the internet
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
I do 🤤
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I WOULD, IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And yet they would find a way to defend it
Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Miniskirts officially become mens wear to avoid cross dressing scandal.
The Make America Breezy Again campaign is an overnight success.
Red Hats protest H&M for offending anti-trans sensibilities.
It’s easier to guestimate the ambient temperature in red states.
Miniskirts now have pockets.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
That’s cold as hell.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s okay, you can wear stockings. :P
Toes@ani.social 10 months ago
Any shorter and it’s just bikini frills. 🎀
dulcisima@lemmy.world 10 months ago
[deleted]Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
First image that came to mind when I saw this
I’m missing the Sonic collab rn…
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 10 months ago
I’m not going to disagree.
But are there women that enjoy wearing it? Just because others enjoy looking at it isn’t a great reason to.
Although if you’re on the fence between something like this and literally anything else, I will vote this.
dulcisima@lemmy.world 10 months ago
[deleted]peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 10 months ago
See TIL.
I think my ex wife really screwed with my understanding of the world. One of the things she convinced me of was that the “things I like to see on women are only there to attract interest.”
I’m learning a lot still it turns out.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I disagree but that’s just my taste
Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I’d probably have a bad/uncomfortable time wearing something like that in public, but that’s mostly because of self confidence issues and other people, and has little to do with the skirt itself.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I love that you can always see the bottom of the ass
IWW4@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
It is sexy AF!!
notarobot@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Can you even sit in those? Or is you butt always touching the chair?
dulcisima@lemmy.world 10 months ago
[deleted]notarobot@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Then I agree. With safety shorts its fine. Without them, I wouldn’t want to sit in a bus. Nor I’d want to sit on your bus seat on a summer day after you did
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
can you send a photo of what size safety shirts you’re talking about?
Rumo161@feddit.org 10 months ago
It helps to have free movement while running from the cops
daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
But then people would see my dick and balls. Also, I don’t like wearing white.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They want me in that skirt, they can deal with the consequence of seeing all of my anuses
Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m okay with that.
mapletuna@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Does it come with the duct tape or I should buy it separately?
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
👀
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Just in time for autumn!
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
This post belongs in true facts.
Sonor@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Who found the sheep plushie?
CubitOom@infosec.pub 10 months ago
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BrambinagStoneboots@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Mmmh. Velour…