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My problem with skirts this short is my balls keep falling out as they have sagged with age
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Submitted 1 year ago by dulcisima@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
So you have a grandfather cock?
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 year ago
How pendulous
Pringles@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
How else would the glockenspiel ever be invented though? It was a necessary development for
sciencemusicZiglin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Have you tried tucking or would that not help?
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
This was everyone can inspect your schlong without any extra steps :)
dulcisima@lemmy.world 1 year ago
[deleted]Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah lemme just tuck it in my ass while I am at it.
unknown@piefed.social 1 year ago
Anyone else see this post and realise they still have ptsd from wearing similar to a club once and sorely regretting it because random drunk men spent the whole night trying to put their hands up your skirt?
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 year ago
I’m sorry you went through that. I don’t understand why it’s hard for men to not touch something they like.
Is it because I’m (probably) autistic? Like, look these kind of outfits are simply awesome, but touching someone else without invitation just seems so incredibly… Wrong?
Its something I’ve struggled with understanding my whole life. Just cause you are into a woman doesn’t mean you need to break boundaries to satisfy urges?
I mean, shit, I remember from a really, really, really, young age: don’t touch others. Did this message not become a core concept? Or do I just pass out before alcohol has that much of an inhibiting effect on me?
Iceblade02@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is it because I’m (probably) autistic?
No, it’s a basic human decency thing. No man I know would (intentionally) touch without invitation (whether verbal or body language) and if someone does they deserve a smacking.
The most common gray area is tight crowds where some assholes try to get away with groping disguised as “accidents” which is disgusting.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
As a man I’ve never understood it either. Like, I’m hesitant to even touch a woman on the shoulder to get her attention or something like that.
But, I’m ADHD and possibly a smidge on the spectrum, and I also realize that being a tall muscular dude is inherently threatening to women who don’t know me.
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I wore a black kilt to a club once and had a similar experience.
M137@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m male and had a similar experience with women doing that when I wore a kilt to a club once.
And just to be very clear, I’m not defending anyone of any gender who does that at all. And in no way saying women touching men is as big a problem, most women have experienced it while only a minority of men have. Your comment just made me remember it, it wasn’t fun.
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
A good skirt is like a good presentation. Long enough to cover the essentials, but short enough to hold the attention.
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
It’s not that I’m modest, it’s that I don’t know if I can tuck that flat.
halowpeano@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve always wondered, isn’t that painful?
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I’m still really new to it but it can be painful to get right but it’s really not painful at all once you’re situated right and used to it. Your balls just go up the front of your pelvis kinda behind and to either side of the base of the shaft. And then everything else just gets tucked away. The weirdest part for me was leaning against the counter while doing dishes and realising that my balls were at the front of my pelvis instead of safely down below and it felt very weird (though somehow affirming) to be sensitive in a very different way.
Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No one wants to see the turtle head poking put to say hello
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 year ago
That’s called a Turtle skirt, because it barely covers her snapper.
Rudee@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Literally just wear a belt at this point 🤷♂️
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Wear several belts.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And lots and lots of buckles!
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Reject clothing, use magic to conjure censor bars everywhere you go
Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
would be hangin’ out like a grandfather clock
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
It wouldn’t, but his old man balls would
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Thank you for my favourite giggle of the day.
burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 1 year ago
I’m never sure when these posts pop up if someone is just shitposting or if they confuse this with Facebook
TeddE@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well, we are in shitposts… So I’m leaning towards that
genevieve@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
if my skirt isn’t longer than my dong i won’t wear it
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 year ago
Coward.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
[deleted]essell@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah… I’d need to drop the hemline 1cm every six months to protect my modesty
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Lol I don’t know why but this was so funny to me. 2cm a year is an unsustainable pace.
dulcisima@lemmy.world 1 year ago
[deleted]onslaught545@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Same goes for dick and balls. For me, thong + kilt is ideal.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Depends on who is wearing it. No one, and I mean literally no one, wants to see this on Trump.
asdfranger@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Never underestimate the degeneracy of the internet
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
I do 🤤
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I WOULD, IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And yet they would find a way to defend it
Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Miniskirts officially become mens wear to avoid cross dressing scandal.
The Make America Breezy Again campaign is an overnight success.
Red Hats protest H&M for offending anti-trans sensibilities.
It’s easier to guestimate the ambient temperature in red states.
Miniskirts now have pockets.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
That’s cold as hell.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s okay, you can wear stockings. :P
Toes@ani.social 1 year ago
Any shorter and it’s just bikini frills. 🎀
dulcisima@lemmy.world 1 year ago
[deleted]Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
First image that came to mind when I saw this
I’m missing the Sonic collab rn…
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 year ago
I’m not going to disagree.
But are there women that enjoy wearing it? Just because others enjoy looking at it isn’t a great reason to.
Although if you’re on the fence between something like this and literally anything else, I will vote this.
dulcisima@lemmy.world 1 year ago
[deleted]peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 year ago
See TIL.
I think my ex wife really screwed with my understanding of the world. One of the things she convinced me of was that the “things I like to see on women are only there to attract interest.”
I’m learning a lot still it turns out.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I disagree but that’s just my taste
Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I’d probably have a bad/uncomfortable time wearing something like that in public, but that’s mostly because of self confidence issues and other people, and has little to do with the skirt itself.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I love that you can always see the bottom of the ass
IWW4@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
It is sexy AF!!
notarobot@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Can you even sit in those? Or is you butt always touching the chair?
dulcisima@lemmy.world 1 year ago
[deleted]notarobot@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Then I agree. With safety shorts its fine. Without them, I wouldn’t want to sit in a bus. Nor I’d want to sit on your bus seat on a summer day after you did
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
can you send a photo of what size safety shirts you’re talking about?
Rumo161@feddit.org 1 year ago
It helps to have free movement while running from the cops
daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But then people would see my dick and balls. Also, I don’t like wearing white.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They want me in that skirt, they can deal with the consequence of seeing all of my anuses
Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m okay with that.
mapletuna@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Does it come with the duct tape or I should buy it separately?
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 1 year ago
👀
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Just in time for autumn!
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
This post belongs in true facts.
Sonor@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Who found the sheep plushie?
CubitOom@infosec.pub 1 year ago
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BrambinagStoneboots@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Mmmh. Velour…