notarobot
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- Comment on Censored 2 days ago:
Do you ever take a pill and fell like it’s stuck on your throat? This can happen if you don’t go see a doctor right away
- Comment on I will burn this fucker to the ground... internally 6 days ago:
3 years ago i gifted my (then 6yo) son my old computer and basically left him alone to figure out(with parental controls). Whenever he wants to do something complex he asks me, but he is learning stuff on his own. I uninstalled YouTube (it had a shortcut on the desktop. I just removed it) and he figured out how to browse to it. The other day he remember a browser game he liked so he googled it and then asked me how to scroll down to see the full game.
I hope this becomes a real useful skill that is not forgotten once AIs can do everything and we probably interact by voice commands
- Comment on When you say you don't like linux on Lemmy 1 week ago:
Aww man. I’ve been searching for someone who consistently gets more downvotes than upvotes and you were so close. Keep it up!
(Seriously this is a thing I do. I’m not kidding you. Every time I see someone with an incredibly bad take I look at their profile for this. I’m trying to see if those kinds of people eventually get tired and stop commenting, stay mostly silent, or what)
- Comment on They have a right to feel smug 1 week ago:
Bro. You should try linux.
- Comment on Can someone fact check this 1 week ago:
… On the ground. Flying spheres still require energy
- Comment on No excuses 1 week ago:
Exactly. There are deeper issues and he might be depressed. But honestly I just want to yell at him until he either quotes , gets his shit together (pun intended), or kills himself. Honestly.
- Comment on No excuses 1 week ago:
We do not have HR. There is one boss and a flat structure of 10 employees under him. There are some employees (myself included) that are leader-like, but we have no real authority
- Comment on No excuses 1 week ago:
Towel
I forgot how to write it so I typed towl which got corrected as town. . everything else is correct. We do use bidets here where I leave but that does nothing without paper. Once I was leaving the bathroom and had finished the TP. I told him “wait, there is no TP. I’ll go get more” he replied “I don’t need it I have my towel”
- Comment on No excuses 1 week ago:
I have a dilemma. I have a coworker who produces the worst code possible. That by itself is not an issue. But that combined with everything else makes him insufferable. Shit ranges from"not wanting to produce nor improve the quality of his code while suggesting a redactor of everything once a month" to literally “instead of using toilet paper he wipes his ass with a town that then he stores full of shit on a drawer” when confronted about anything he just laughs and ignores the issue.
He has pushed me to the point were I wish something bad happens to him. I think he might be depressed because multiple times a week we have to remind him about how shit his code is and how basically we all hate him. But on The other hand, if he was really depressed he would at the very least say sorry. He is just an asshole who is begging to be fired.
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 1 week ago:
Glad to hear.
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 1 week ago:
Then just say no and don’t go in a date with her. If her safety is such a big inconvenience for you, it’s not a good match.
It’s ONE date. They are just trying to make sure you are not a rapist. I’d say they are likely to leave as soon as things look like they are going smoothly. Next date she shouldn’t be there. If she is invited again then don’t go. If on a second date she is still not sure if you are dangerous but wants to go out anyway, something might be wrong
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 1 week ago:
I do not know if you noticed, but people want to date. She probably want to go AND be safe.
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 1 week ago:
Wtf. No. They are just scared.
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 1 week ago:
You are not wrong. But I think you are being an asshole about it. You could have said “that is cool, but I’m not paying for her food” and is it. No need to be rude.
- Comment on Tell me I'm wrong 2 weeks ago:
I mean… It’s not 100% clear what that event is… Bring a few condoms just in case
- Comment on Tell me I'm wrong 2 weeks ago:
Were I live, we don’t speak English so I’ve learned it from all over the internet. this is the one I was refering to. Would seem yo be a UK thing
- Comment on Tell me I'm wrong 2 weeks ago:
How do you think shaggy got his name
- Comment on Microsoft doing shady Microsoft stuff again 2 weeks ago:
That is not herd immunity
- Comment on Microsoft doing shady Microsoft stuff again 2 weeks ago:
Yeah. Sure, ley me dig up my stash of ilegal viruses. Oh wait. I dontkeep one.
I am telling you, as a software developer, software has bugs, security bugs, and once they are out, OSs push security updates. Can that update introduce new ones? Of course! But at least it take time to be found. The other vulnerability is already found and exploited.
Nobody is claiming that there is a 0-click virus to wreck everything. But there are way more viruses for win 7 than for up to date win 11, because companies keep outdated windows and the vulnerabilities already exist.
How out of date are you? You mighe be vulnerable to eternal blue, which would be hilarious.
Computers get herd immunity too. Virus do spread. The fact that everyone around you runs up to date things, keeps you safe
- Comment on Microsoft doing shady Microsoft stuff again 2 weeks ago:
Classic anti vaxer logic
- Comment on But The Saudis Already Chopped Me Legs 3 weeks ago:
Swap the bubbles. People read from too left to bottom right.
- Comment on Who the fuck needs an x axis anyway 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on I bet both could lay down a sick bar 3 weeks ago:
You fucked up common sense, which is worse.
I had autocorrect issues. What’s your excuse?
- Comment on I bet both could lay down a sick bar 3 weeks ago:
50 cents looks like he’s rubbing his hands in a “I’m gonna fuck you” way with intense eye contact.
The other guy seems like his just paying and thinking “why an I dressed like an idiot?”
- Comment on Come back to this post in 2030's 3 weeks ago:
I mean. If you struggle to find this info, something has gone catastrophically wrong, a lot of information has been lost and now the request is valid
- Comment on Funniest Exhibit at the Smithsonian 3 weeks ago:
I would be a dick move for them so say “come touch this fake thing”. I hope it’s not
- Comment on Husband material 4 weeks ago:
Wait. Is that something that actually happens? I thought it was a porn thing. I’m not from an English speaking country so it doesn’t happen here
- Comment on Husband material 4 weeks ago:
How can people say baby to their SO? I find it so off putting
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Over their bananas
- Comment on In ex ha ha le le 4 weeks ago:
Could it be argued that it’s poi ting down so that it doesn’t get hit by the sun and so that it doesn’t set the house on fire? I think no stalker is dumb enough to keep the telescope pointing to the target