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LEARN YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’ve been wondering if Google fucked something with Gboard recently. The autocorrections have been abysmal. I mean, duplicated words like ‘dust’ becoming ‘dustDust’.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve intentionally regressed it to pave the way for some AI-enhanced bullshit.

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    • Mika@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      My brother in Christ, autocorrect & glide typing was AI-driven before all the genAI/LLM hype.

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      • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        AI-driven before all the genAI/LLM hype.

        “Machine learning” or “heuristics”-driven maybe. But they’ve got to milk their new garbage marketing terms by releasing the same old stuff under a new name unoe.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Or they are already doing the AI bullshit, which is why it sucks more than usual.

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    • Shirasho@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It has been autocorrecting valid words into other random words lately. It is incredibly frustrating. I know what I typed. Stop trying to change it.

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    • xploit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s been bad for me ever since they wanted to “use” more of my data including relating to keyboard (like the fucking don’t already) and if you “rejected” then it wouldn’t use your history LOL.
      Auto-complete keyboard suggestions pretend to no longer even know my name when I sign emails or complete some web forms…

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I went to Gboard and cleared my cache/data (was like 1.4gb or some shit.). Curious to see how much different it is.

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    • ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Futo keyboard does it too, I think its an issue in android itself as a result, either that or they’ve similar implementations

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      • AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        It’s been doing it more and more for me on Futo as well as time has gone on, but I keep the app disconnected from the internet (GrapheneOS setting) so it shouldn’t be impacted by anything other than training.

        It was happening even when I went a while without updating it.

        Something makes me think it might be a little self-reinforcing. You get a bad suggestion, you don’t instantly correct it (e.g you press space and then go back to correct it), the app originally assumes you wanted the faulty change, doesn’t backtrack after since you already pressed space)

        Maybe I should just turn down the effect or just disable training entirely and see if that changes anything.

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    • tja@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I mean they’ve already added AI functionality to gboard to eg make the text more or less formal or as more emojis.

      I just tried it out and it deleted this text…

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  • Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s been working the opposite way for me the last few days

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Mallard fucks are my favorite

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    • unmagical@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      How consistently do you talk about ducks that it occurs with enough frequency for you to register that?

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      • Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        It happened that day, so i noticed

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  • Binturong@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s intentional, and it’s censorship. Someone ought to make a comms app with inbuilt autocorrect that does the opposite and makes all your typos offensive instead.

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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      i don’t think it’s censorship so much as it is erring on the side of not inserting a fuck where it doesn’t belong.

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      • Binturong@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I decide where my fucks belong, not my app. We can talk about implicit bias here because I just don’t trust giant corporations anymore, but the app telling me I didn’t mean what I did, whether we want to assert innocence and good will on behalf of the designer, is still censorious. That’s my point.

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      • BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Some time ago I created an autocorrect to change (the d word) into “fuck” which is very problematic when the subject of our fowl friends comes up.

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      • plz1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        It’s supposed to learn on how you adopt spellings you type. On iOS, it’s seemingly impossible to “teach” the OS you actually want to use profanity instead of birds.

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  • Prox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Better title would be

    LEARN YOU PIECE OF SHIP

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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I find autocorrect to be the stupid thing sometimes, I text my wife’s name often enough and its not a common name but you’d think that since I type it so often, that autocorrect would assume that I am typing it again but nope, it never guesses correctly. It can never autocorrect my last name either… EVEN WHEN I ADDED IT TO THE DICTIONARY

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I have it turned off. Yeah sometimes I mistype and have to go back and correct a word, but dammit my mistakes are at least my own

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s the same way about my kid’s name.

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  • DasAlbatross@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The iPhone dictionary is a puritanical joke.

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    *piece of shut

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  • _chris@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Go to your contacts.

    Make a new contact

    First name Shit Fuck Last name Fucking Fucker

    You will never have a problem again.

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    • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I already have Shit head fucking fuckface (old boss) but I still get the duck. Voice to text is worse than typing it but both are ducking useless most times.

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  • Doctorbllk@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    In Gboard: Image

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  • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Mine autocorrects normal words to cuss words.

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    • Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You autocorrect has ascended. This occurs after it has attempted to correct every cuss word. No one knows why this happens.

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  • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Switch to Heliboard, it's one of the few remaining keyboards that haven't been turned into pure garbage.

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    • comrade19@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’ll give this a go. I should stop using swiftkey

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      • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        It's available on F-droid.

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  • CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The way to fix this is to add shortcuts so all of your curse words are shortcuts to the curse word. So you put “shit” as the shortcut to “shit”

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    • buttnugget@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      True! I’ve had it like this on my phone for like what, 15 years now? It really does work. Also, you can do interesting macros.

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What the d*ck?

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  • fascicle@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You should be able to add words to your dictionary and delete some too

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  • Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Quack.

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  • titanicx@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Lean you peace of shirt

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  • Gloomy@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I switched to the monstrosity in the photo a while back and while it sure took a bit to get used too, i prefer fighting my own dyslexia and fat fingers thumps over fighting autocorrect.

    It’s called Thump-Key.

    Image

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    • RubberElectrons@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Lmfao, I think there’s a typo in there 😂

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      • beveradb@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Don’t your hands have 4 fingers and 1 thump?

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      • Gloomy@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Well i did bring up my dyslexia 🙃

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    • kunaltyagi@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What layout is this? Qwertz?

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      • Gloomy@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        a self-modified quertz layout, yes. I type in english and german. This layout is better suited to writing german, but works well enough with english (for me).

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  • notarobot@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Nothing apple makes will ever top this segment of their conference

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk3vmcRAFOI

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Is this derived from the guy looking at other girl meme template? She has the exact same facial expression.

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    • Megabazos@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s the same girl, no?

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      • SaraTonin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Yes. All three are in a lot of these stock pictures, which are often variations on a theme or on each other.

        Someone once took a lot of them and made a story out of it. The guy ends up dead and the two women end up married, IIRC.

        FWIW, every time I’ve seen the most common meme where she’s getting jealous of the guy looking at the other woman my first immediate thought is “…but the brunette’s much hotter!” Maybe it’s just me.

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Is this photoshop or ai?

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    These companies are using this shit to train LLMs. It’s the only things that makes sense for the predictions to be this terrible all the time

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  • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I saw this recently and all of my frustrations with the keyboard were suddenly justified. I knew it was getting measurably worse over time, but then someone went and measured it: youtu.be/hksVvXONrIo

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  • southernbrewer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why do y’all leave autocorrect enabled? Just turn it off already

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Duck you autocorrect, I hope your creators will go go heel!

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  • Larryx@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Those who use florisboard: 😎

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Puck

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  • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    fuck

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  • CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There is the bane of my existence.

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