It’s been working the opposite way for me the last few days
LEARN YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Submitted 2 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Mallard fucks are my favorite
unmagical@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
How consistently do you talk about ducks that it occurs with enough frequency for you to register that?
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
It happened that day, so i noticed
Binturong@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It’s intentional, and it’s censorship. Someone ought to make a comms app with inbuilt autocorrect that does the opposite and makes all your typos offensive instead.
pyre@lemmy.world 2 months ago
i don’t think it’s censorship so much as it is erring on the side of not inserting a fuck where it doesn’t belong.
Binturong@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I decide where my fucks belong, not my app. We can talk about implicit bias here because I just don’t trust giant corporations anymore, but the app telling me I didn’t mean what I did, whether we want to assert innocence and good will on behalf of the designer, is still censorious. That’s my point.
BanMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Some time ago I created an autocorrect to change (the d word) into “fuck” which is very problematic when the subject of our fowl friends comes up.
plz1@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s supposed to learn on how you adopt spellings you type. On iOS, it’s seemingly impossible to “teach” the OS you actually want to use profanity instead of birds.
Prox@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Better title would be
LEARN YOU PIECE OF SHIP
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
I find autocorrect to be the stupid thing sometimes, I text my wife’s name often enough and its not a common name but you’d think that since I type it so often, that autocorrect would assume that I am typing it again but nope, it never guesses correctly. It can never autocorrect my last name either… EVEN WHEN I ADDED IT TO THE DICTIONARY
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I have it turned off. Yeah sometimes I mistype and have to go back and correct a word, but dammit my mistakes are at least my own
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s the same way about my kid’s name.
DasAlbatross@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The iPhone dictionary is a puritanical joke.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
*piece of shut
_chris@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Go to your contacts.
Make a new contact
First name Shit Fuck Last name Fucking Fucker
You will never have a problem again.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I already have Shit head fucking fuckface (old boss) but I still get the duck. Voice to text is worse than typing it but both are ducking useless most times.
Doctorbllk@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Mine autocorrects normal words to cuss words.
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
You autocorrect has ascended. This occurs after it has attempted to correct every cuss word. No one knows why this happens.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 months ago
Switch to Heliboard, it's one of the few remaining keyboards that haven't been turned into pure garbage.
comrade19@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ll give this a go. I should stop using swiftkey
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 months ago
It's available on F-droid.
CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
The way to fix this is to add shortcuts so all of your curse words are shortcuts to the curse word. So you put “shit” as the shortcut to “shit”
buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 months ago
True! I’ve had it like this on my phone for like what, 15 years now? It really does work. Also, you can do interesting macros.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
What the d*ck?
fascicle@leminal.space 2 months ago
You should be able to add words to your dictionary and delete some too
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Quack.
titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Lean you peace of shirt
Gloomy@mander.xyz 2 months ago
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lmfao, I think there’s a typo in there 😂
beveradb@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Don’t your hands have 4 fingers and 1 thump?
kunaltyagi@programming.dev 2 months ago
What layout is this? Qwertz?
Gloomy@mander.xyz 2 months ago
a self-modified quertz layout, yes. I type in english and german. This layout is better suited to writing german, but works well enough with english (for me).
notarobot@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Nothing apple makes will ever top this segment of their conference
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Is this derived from the guy looking at other girl meme template? She has the exact same facial expression.
Megabazos@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
It’s the same girl, no?
SaraTonin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes. All three are in a lot of these stock pictures, which are often variations on a theme or on each other.
Someone once took a lot of them and made a story out of it. The guy ends up dead and the two women end up married, IIRC.
FWIW, every time I’ve seen the most common meme where she’s getting jealous of the guy looking at the other woman my first immediate thought is “…but the brunette’s much hotter!” Maybe it’s just me.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Is this photoshop or ai?
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
These companies are using this shit to train LLMs. It’s the only things that makes sense for the predictions to be this terrible all the time
otacon239@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I saw this recently and all of my frustrations with the keyboard were suddenly justified. I knew it was getting measurably worse over time, but then someone went and measured it: youtu.be/hksVvXONrIo
southernbrewer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why do y’all leave autocorrect enabled? Just turn it off already
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Duck you autocorrect, I hope your creators will go go heel!
Larryx@lemdro.id 2 months ago
Those who use florisboard: 😎
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Puck
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
fuck
CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There is the bane of my existence.
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
I’ve been wondering if Google fucked something with Gboard recently. The autocorrections have been abysmal. I mean, duplicated words like ‘dust’ becoming ‘dustDust’.
I wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve intentionally regressed it to pave the way for some AI-enhanced bullshit.
Mika@piefed.ca 2 months ago
My brother in Christ, autocorrect & glide typing was AI-driven before all the genAI/LLM hype.
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
“Machine learning” or “heuristics”-driven maybe. But they’ve got to milk their new garbage marketing terms by releasing the same old stuff under a new name unoe.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Or they are already doing the AI bullshit, which is why it sucks more than usual.
Shirasho@lemmings.world 2 months ago
It has been autocorrecting valid words into other random words lately. It is incredibly frustrating. I know what I typed. Stop trying to change it.
xploit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s been bad for me ever since they wanted to “use” more of my data including relating to keyboard (like the fucking don’t already) and if you “rejected” then it wouldn’t use your history LOL.
Auto-complete keyboard suggestions pretend to no longer even know my name when I sign emails or complete some web forms…
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I went to Gboard and cleared my cache/data (was like 1.4gb or some shit.). Curious to see how much different it is.
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Futo keyboard does it too, I think its an issue in android itself as a result, either that or they’ve similar implementations
AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 2 months ago
It’s been doing it more and more for me on Futo as well as time has gone on, but I keep the app disconnected from the internet (GrapheneOS setting) so it shouldn’t be impacted by anything other than training.
It was happening even when I went a while without updating it.
Something makes me think it might be a little self-reinforcing. You get a bad suggestion, you don’t instantly correct it (e.g you press space and then go back to correct it), the app originally assumes you wanted the faulty change, doesn’t backtrack after since you already pressed space)
Maybe I should just turn down the effect or just disable training entirely and see if that changes anything.
tja@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I mean they’ve already added AI functionality to gboard to eg make the text more or less formal or as more emojis.
I just tried it out and it deleted this text…