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Submitted 9 hours ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes@sopuli.xyz
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_chris@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 1 hour ago
I already have Shit head fucking fuckface (old boss) but I still get the duck. Voice to text is worse than typing it but both are ducking useless most times.
Binturong@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
It’s intentional, and it’s censorship. Someone ought to make a comms app with inbuilt autocorrect that does the opposite and makes all your typos offensive instead.
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 8 hours ago
I’ve been wondering if Google fucked something with Gboard recently. The autocorrections have been abysmal. I mean, duplicated words like ‘dust’ becoming ‘dustDust’.
I wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve intentionally regressed it to pave the way for some AI-enhanced bullshit.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
Or they are already doing the AI bullshit, which is why it sucks more than usual.
Mika@piefed.ca 8 hours ago
My brother in Christ, autocorrect & glide typing was AI-driven before all the genAI/LLM hype.
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 8 hours ago
AI-driven before all the genAI/LLM hype.
“Machine learning” or “heuristics”-driven maybe. But they’ve got to milk their new garbage marketing terms by releasing the same old stuff under a new name unoe.
xploit@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
It’s been bad for me ever since they wanted to “use” more of my data including relating to keyboard (like the fucking don’t already) and if you “rejected” then it wouldn’t use your history LOL.
Auto-complete keyboard suggestions pretend to no longer even know my name when I sign emails or complete some web forms…Shirasho@lemmings.world 7 hours ago
It has been autocorrecting valid words into other random words lately. It is incredibly frustrating. I know what I typed. Stop trying to change it.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
I went to Gboard and cleared my cache/data (was like 1.4gb or some shit.). Curious to see how much different it is.
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
Futo keyboard does it too, I think its an issue in android itself as a result, either that or they’ve similar implementations
AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 7 hours ago
It’s been doing it more and more for me on Futo as well as time has gone on, but I keep the app disconnected from the internet (GrapheneOS setting) so it shouldn’t be impacted by anything other than training.
It was happening even when I went a while without updating it.
Something makes me think it might be a little self-reinforcing. You get a bad suggestion, you don’t instantly correct it (e.g you press space and then go back to correct it), the app originally assumes you wanted the faulty change, doesn’t backtrack after since you already pressed space)
Maybe I should just turn down the effect or just disable training entirely and see if that changes anything.
tja@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
I mean they’ve already added AI functionality to gboard to eg make the text more or less formal or as more emojis.
I just tried it out and it deleted this text…
DasAlbatross@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
The iPhone dictionary is a puritanical joke.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 7 hours ago
I find autocorrect to be the stupid thing sometimes, I text my wife’s name often enough and its not a common name but you’d think that since I type it so often, that autocorrect would assume that I am typing it again but nope, it never guesses correctly. It can never autocorrect my last name either… EVEN WHEN I ADDED IT TO THE DICTIONARY
tetris11@feddit.uk 4 hours ago
I have it turned off. Yeah sometimes I mistype and have to go back and correct a word, but dammit my mistakes are at least my own
toynbee@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
It’s the same way about my kid’s name.
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
It’s been working the opposite way for me the last few days
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
Mallard fucks are my favorite
unmagical@lemmy.ml 8 hours ago
How consistently do you talk about ducks that it occurs with enough frequency for you to register that?
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 7 hours ago
Mine autocorrects normal words to cuss words.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 8 hours ago
Switch to Heliboard, it's one of the few remaining keyboards that haven't been turned into pure garbage.
comrade19@lemmy.world 50 minutes ago
I’ll give this a go. I should stop using swiftkey
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
What the d*ck?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
Is this derived from the guy looking at other girl meme template? She has the exact same facial expression.
Megabazos@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
It’s the same girl, no?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
Is this photoshop or ai?
notarobot@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
Nothing apple makes will ever top this segment of their conference
CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
There is the bane of my existence.
fascicle@leminal.space 8 hours ago
You should be able to add words to your dictionary and delete some too
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
These companies are using this shit to train LLMs. It’s the only things that makes sense for the predictions to be this terrible all the time
otacon239@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I saw this recently and all of my frustrations with the keyboard were suddenly justified. I knew it was getting measurably worse over time, but then someone went and measured it: youtu.be/hksVvXONrIo
Prox@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Better title would be