FartsWithAnAccent
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Before you ask, the accent varies based on diet.
- Comment on Three dinosaurs in a trenchcoat 1 week ago:
"Think Vincent Adultman, but a t-rex!"
- Comment on Australians banned social media. Now they are worried about teenagers going outside with e-bikes 1 week ago:
That's pretty close to my average speed and I'm just a commuter on a 30lb hardtail MTB with shitty infrastructure. I'd wager anyone who can ride a bike can easily go faster than that on a flat, even if they weren't a regular rider.
- Comment on Australians banned social media. Now they are worried about teenagers going outside with e-bikes 1 week ago:
Fitted road bike? I do it regularly on a 3x7 hardtail MTB loaded down with pannier bags and a frame bag. That's not downhill, that's on a flat. I am just an ordinary bike commuter too, not an athlete and I have a low end steel Trek meant for single track MTB riding. It weighs at least 30 lbs with all my stuff on it.
I think you are overestimating how hard it is to go fast with little to no training and the right gear, even someone who doesn't ride regularly could probably hit 20 on a flat if they tried. Downhill you can hit 35mph+ even if you aren't in shape and barely know how to ride.
- Comment on Australians banned social media. Now they are worried about teenagers going outside with e-bikes 1 week ago:
If it goes faster than 28 mph, has a motor more powerful than 1000w, or lacks usable pedals, it's not an e-bike at all. People riding these things get people who ride actual electric bicycles fucked over though, which is unfortunate because electric assisted bicycles open up a lot of opportunities for people who are elderly or have other physical disabilities.
I am all for making e-moto and e-bikes legally distinct but punishing cyclists because of e-moto bullshit is a stupid decision. Also, parents who buy their kids motorcycles with no training, safety gear, or evaluation of their child's judgement should be held accountable instead of the people who are just trying to get to work on an e-bike.
- Comment on Australians banned social media. Now they are worried about teenagers going outside with e-bikes 1 week ago:
You can go 25mph and faster on a bicycle no problem, I reject the argument that e-bikes (not e-moto) are a significant danger. That's mostly cabrain propaganda that people who chose to stop thinking accept.
- Comment on Imagine looking at the first picture and thinking thats something to be proud of , lol, its mental illness 2 weeks ago:
Bike paths please.
- Comment on send pics 2 weeks ago:
An aquatic apex predator like that will be just fine: Plenty of fish in the sea.
- Comment on send pics 2 weeks ago:
She seems fun, lost opportunity!
- Comment on Are there any reputable cybersecurity experts that I could just email them to ask for free advice? 2 weeks ago:
Odds are decent someone has already asked your questions, but IMO, you might get better results asking in a forum focused on cybersecurity than you would asking a single person.
Also, what are your questions?
- Comment on Should I replace my laptop battery, and are third-party batteries safe? 3 weeks ago:
Does it still hold a charge? If so, keep using it. If not, get a third party battery that has good reviews on multiple known good vendors (like microcenter, ifixit, or even CDW). Check pricing on OEM batteries too, sometimes they're really not that much more expensive.
- Comment on At what point do you consider a person an alcoholic? 3 weeks ago:
When they need it to function.
- Comment on Please learn to control yourself 3 weeks ago:
It's called private browsing in Firefox/Librewolf
- Comment on No baroque golden decorations though 3 weeks ago:
Is she dressed up as a baked potato?
- Comment on Please learn to control yourself 3 weeks ago:
This post is gross, who still uses Chrome?
- Comment on Learning the origin of a phrase 3 weeks ago:
Do it you mad lad!
- Comment on Few understand what this actually means 3 weeks ago:
There are
four lightsthree urinals! - Comment on saturday wisdom 3 weeks ago:
If shitting hurts, you probably need more fiber.
- Comment on Why are they different shapes? 3 weeks ago:
Well lookee here fellas, it looks like we got a fancy pants that can count to 2!
- Comment on Why are they different shapes? 3 weeks ago:
Garbage tier bread.
- Comment on Why are they different shapes? 3 weeks ago:
Depends on what it was baked in/how it was shaped.
The white bread is baked in a rectangular pan, the middle is baked in a dutch oven (but not always), and the last is just shaped that way as you portion out the dough as far as I know
- Comment on Pet Peeves with Games? 5 weeks ago:
No, I just wrote it wrong.
- Comment on Pet Peeves with Games? 5 weeks ago:
Games that have a checkpoint between inordinate amounts of bullshit and a boss fight where you're highly likely to die: It's annoying as hell.
- Comment on genius 5 weeks ago:
You can also print in different metals with various processes like laser sintering, still though, there are some things you might not want to skimp on: Probably best to stick to approved parts.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Could be any number of reasons that we could only speculate over.
My advice is 1) don't use META products (evil company, no joke) and 2) try not to obsess over interactions long passed, if you happen to bump into them and a conversation occurs, fine but if it doesn't, don't stress about it: Live in the present as much as you can.
- Comment on GOG is Getting Acquired By Its Original Co- Founder: What It Means For You 1 month ago:
Remember Mplayer aka Mplague?
- Comment on Touch Screens Are Over. Even Apple Is Bringing Back Buttons. 1 month ago:
Fuck yeah: Buttons! Keyboards, expandable storage, and swappable batteries next please. I miss being able to accurately touch type on my phone without looking.
Virtual keyboards have never been great and the mainstream ones are getting enshittified more and more (Heliboard is OK with some minor modification, but it's open source).
- Comment on chemotherapy mother 1 month ago:
Literary warcrime, please tell the Hague.
- Comment on Is there a real, actually working way to earn money online without having a job? 1 month ago:
If you do stuff for money, you got yourself a job. It might not be a full time job, but it's still a job.
A lot of that scammy shit or doing stuff like surveys usually amounts to a pittance if not an outright loss and/or serious legal problems.
It sounds like you are looking to be hired into or create for yourself, a job of some kind: Find something you are good at already or go to school for whatever it is you want to learn/get certified for, work on making connections that'll help you get a job, and put in the work.
- Comment on new haircut, felt cute, might delete later idk 1 month ago:
Bangs huh?
- Comment on I paint houses 1 month ago:
Tactical X-lax