FartsWithAnAccent
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io
Before you ask, the accent varies based on diet.
- Comment on Trure 6 hours ago:
Son of a bitch, its true!
- Comment on I remember when my vision was perfect. I hate having to wear glasses. 4 days ago:
Why not eyebrows?
- Comment on GTA IV Is A Snapshot of the World Before It Changed 1 week ago:
Riding netsplits, slapping people with trouts, those were the days...
- Comment on GTA IV Is A Snapshot of the World Before It Changed 1 week ago:
4chan was definitely around in 2008 but it was a lot more crazy random eclectic message board and a lot less nazi bar.
- Comment on GTA IV Is A Snapshot of the World Before It Changed 1 week ago:
Doing nefarious things on the Internet is probably not much older than the Internet. That take sounds like something someone who wasn't around in the 90s would say. I still remember the Ping of Death, people abusing netsplits on IRC, scams, identity theft, fraud, etc. - this is not exactly a new thing and even predates the web.
- Comment on Me when Valve releases a phone 2 weeks ago:
Yes please.
- Comment on How do you beat post-work floppiness? 2 weeks ago:
Work out in the morning or integrate exercise into your commute: I ride a bike to work and walk everywhere I can. Depending on where you work, you might even be able to get in some body weight exercises, light cardio, etc. between stuff.
Do it in little bursts whenever you can, every little bit helps! Keep in mind also you cannot out-exercise a bad diet, so try to eat healthy nutritious meals as opposed to fast food trash.
- Comment on Bum trumpet 2 weeks ago:
Good question: It depends on what I've eaten actually.
- Comment on Bum trumpet 2 weeks ago:
Play that tune!
- Comment on Does anyone know what's inside this building? 2 weeks ago:
That's where Immortan Joe releases the water sometimes.
- Comment on Actually I'm not impressed enough to bother starring 2 weeks ago:
Did they leave it at home or... ?
- Comment on Edible Wood 3 weeks ago:
Link?
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 3 weeks ago:
Practically, it's probably a wash (both ph wise and sugar wise) but way better for you than soda.
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 3 weeks ago:
Yes, but lemony.
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 3 weeks ago:
Paltrow is full of shit broadly speaking of course, but couldn't she accidentally be onto something here: A ph neutral drink would be better for your teeth than one that's too acidic or basic.
- Comment on How can a US state block porn? 4 weeks ago:
Those also companies use VPNs when they transmit, bring burner devices, and take other countermeasures to try protect their data from theft.
- Comment on How can a US state block porn? 4 weeks ago:
decrypt traffic
drop traffic that can’t be decrypted.
This would be an absolute fucking disaster for myriad reasons. Any politician who earnestly suggests it as any sort of solution 100% has no idea what they're talking about and should not be taken seriously.
Yes, politicians talk about trying to do something like that, but the reality is that it would destroy security for businesses, institutions, and even the government itself. Encryption and VPNs are crucial to just about any modern business of even moderate size.
- Comment on Youtube can detect VPNs now... the fuck? 4 weeks ago:
Oh no! I guess I'll just have to keep not using YouTube.
- Comment on LEARN YOU PIECE OF SHIT 4 weeks ago:
It's available on F-droid.
- Comment on LEARN YOU PIECE OF SHIT 4 weeks ago:
Switch to Heliboard, it's one of the few remaining keyboards that haven't been turned into pure garbage.
- Comment on They locked me in a room with stab rats 1 month ago:
Just gotta put yourself out there, you'll find your special lady one day fella.
- Comment on They locked me in a room with stab rats 1 month ago:
How do you know it didn't just do a bunch of steroids and grow tits like Bob from Fight Club?
- Comment on They locked me in a room with stab rats 1 month ago:
Better than slam hounds.
- Comment on photopea.com now locks out users blocking ads 1 month ago:
Never heard of it.
- Comment on Borderlands 4 Nintendo Switch 2 Version Delayed Indefinitely 2 months ago:
Borderlands 4 and the Switch 2: Two things I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire.
- Comment on advertisement 2 months ago:
Makes the water go faster, duh.
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- Comment on Anyway I started blasting 2 months ago:
Wtf did they eat?
- Comment on Very important update: it's up to 14 poptarts! 2 months ago:
Thank you for keeping us informed.
- Comment on This Nutella waffle place has the weirdest name. 2 months ago:
I'll nut when I damn well please!