As a man, I don’t justify my choice of peeing positions to anyone. I sit or stand if I want to, and anyone who doesn’t like it can fuck off and take their opinions with them.
I agree with don
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foo@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I too am pro-choice
Carmakazi@piefed.social 2 months ago
I’ve worked in one of those oldhead machine shops where they deliberately don’t have any chairs in the work area because “if you’re not standing you’re not working.” You bet I sat my ass down on the toilet instead of using the urinal.
Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 months ago
Sit at home stand in public toilets
Gintoki@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Yeah i stand at public toilet too and i always clean the shitstains in the public toilet with my pee
red_tomato@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Society appreciates you for your invaluable service
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I wouldn’t, I don’t want to release people’s fecal particles into the air while I’m standing there. I find a clean toilet or I go to a different bathroom
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wouldn’t your feet get wet?
Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 months ago
Oops ESL moment. We call the whole room toilet in german xD
Sturgist@piefed.ca 2 months ago
No splashback.
No aiming.
Sometimes the tip touches the bowl and you feel like you should get tested….. even at home…..
meldrik@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
Dafuq
Saapas@piefed.zip 2 months ago
If you’ve never had that happen then be glad. But I wonder if you have a big toilet or small pp
5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 2 months ago
Sitting down is also more quiet. Just dip the tip in the water and go for it.
boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 2 months ago
Ah yes the lemonade percolator, classic.
ohulancutash@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Wait what? How full does your bowl get???
osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 2 months ago
You're asking the wrong question
db2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There’s a very specific tuck you have to perform to prevent that while not stopping the stream. The struggle is real.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
:(
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Sit home, stand elsewhere
fizzle@quokk.au 2 months ago
Sitter here.
I have toddlers, twins. They get mesmerised by the laminar flow in the wee and try to grab it.
I guess before I had kids I would wonder why the kids are present for this event but toddlers are super busy, super active, and super curious. You can be watching them juggle knives in the kitchen or whatever and decide to just take a moment to go wee and slink away and they just kinda teleport to your location and try to grab your wee stream.
If you’re sitting then you have both hands available to fend off curious hands.
The one trick that I rely on multiple times a day is redirection. “Don’t touch daddies wee” translates to “daddies wee is super interesting”. However, “Look at this amazing square of toilet paper” is received more or less as stated.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You’re lucky they put the knives down before grabbing. Or not, I don’t know your circumstances.
gegil@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
As an owner of girlcock, i do pee while sitting, unless i have to use public restroom, then i pee standing. Public toilets are way to creepy and gross for me to touch them.
vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
girlcock solidarity ✊️
ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I was kind of pressured by my girlfriend to sit, and in the beginning I didn’t like it because I felt pressured. However, after sitting for a while, I discovered that it’s absolutely the best choice. When you’re sitting, you can empty your bladder more. You’re comfortable, you’re resting, and you don’t have to aim. You don’t have to do anything. You’re just sitting there, emptying your bladder.
You have nothing to lose, but your pants! ✊
MrShankles@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My wife got me to sit too lol. I had never really considered it before, but I’m never going back, unless it’s a public bathroom
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ve been seeing a girl recently and been trying to sit rather than stand. She owns her own home alone so to me it feels very rude to piss all over the floor and seat, even if its just a drop or two that gets away from the bowl. If i wanna stand so badly I’ll just go with her dogs in the yard.
KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I’m pretty sure she won’t like you shitting in the yard with the dogs.
SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 2 months ago
When you’re sitting, you can empty your bladder more
I always hear people say this but I have the opposite. I can sit, pee and finish, then stand up, turn around and magically pee a few cl more :-/
chewypoops@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hell yeah, Sitzpinklers unite!
cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Target practice
KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
After moving into my own house as a teen, I always sit at home. I’m the dude who has to clean the washroom.
At a public place with a urinal, I’ll stand. I always feel weird sitting on it.
Clutter@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
This is gonna sound… ok… Here goes… I cannot sit. My penis is so long it hits the bowl. When I poop, I have to hold it up.
I’m not kidding when I say a “big dick” is not fun. It REALLY is not.
So many examples of it not being fun…
adam_y@lemmy.world 2 months ago
[deleted]grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
I have actually found that the American ones are filled way too high with water. Like mostly full it’s crazy.
So while I’m not a big guy myself I’ve had a couple really unwelcome dips while sitting down on what are, imho, overfilled bowls.
What I usually do is take a bit of toilet paper and sort of use my hand to park the kit under my butt cheek.
I dunno, I feel like there should be a class for this because now I wonder if I’m doing it wrong.
forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 2 months ago
This is gonna sound … ok … Here goes: I cannot sit. I got too fat and now my penis looks like a little acorn that points forward. If I sit to pee, it’ll splash directly out through the gap under the seat.
I really need to lose weight, if only so I can get my length back, and not have to tuck it down while cursing what I’ve allowed to happen with my body.
Oh wait. Yeah. I just tuck it down. Then sitting is fine.
Please disregard the above message.
teslekova@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Yeah, but if you forget and don’t tuck, pee goes in your jeans.
Solidarity, fellow acorn bro.
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I find the only advantage of having a big dick is the confidence that comes from having a big dick in a society that values that. Everything else is a pain in the ass.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
This is me not feeling sorry for you in the least
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Boo hoo
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I had to scroll through dozens of comments to get here
Worst feeling ever, touching the bowl. I stand too
aceshigh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Humble brag?
Clutter@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Not really, truly no woman wants it (hurts, cannot ever fully “go for it” always have to hold back.)
So no, be glad with regular. Please.
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Is your name Biggus by any chance?
Clutter@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Well, no but I do have a friend who is called Biggus. He’s married to Incontinentia Buttocks
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Just pull above the seat …
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I pee sitting. I also wipe sitting.
People who stand to wipe are the real weirdos in my book.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I was stand wiper as a kid cause i never knew any better i guess. Someone told me you could reach around and clean before the cheeks close together and it blew my mind and I’ve never looked back.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Same. It’s so obvious once you do it.
boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 2 months ago
Sit wiping is for casual easy going wiping.
If we’re getting serious, I’m gonna be standing up and spreading the cheeks with one hand.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Sometimes on hot days I’ll just go into a bathroom and give it a good swipe, just to clear the ass sweat out.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I usually just try to spread cheek on the toilet, using the seat to lock the spread in place
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Do you count the Waddle of Shame? I don’t count the Waddle of Shame, it’s much less intentional.
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I sit to pee but stand to shit
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
only 90 seconds of peace
This man needs to shit more
sudoer777@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
This is a pisspost not a shitpost
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Depends what I’m doing. Escaping work? Sit. Half asleep? Sit. Just trying to get shit done but I’m having this annoying ass interruption? Stand. Watering the graves of assholes? Stand. Anything else is basically sit. Oh except gross toilets you really don’t want to touch.
anomalousvandal@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sitting is not only superior, it’s also optimal for proper urination. This is not my opinion. A pelvic PT professional told me this. I only stand rarely. Mostly when I’m in a public restroom with a urinal.
SnerkRabbledauber@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I can tell you exactly when I started sitting to pee. The day after I took over the bathroom cleaning chore.
Allero@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Absolutely stand.
Sitting has a number of problems, for me it’s mainly dick touching the toilet seat and it’s impossible to pee all the way with the dick curved inside the bowl. And, if it’s a public toilet, it’s simply nasty.
It is completely possible to avoid splashing and noises and spreading pee around while peeing standing. Just aim slightly away from water, and if your aim is bad, clean whatever mess you could make.
Also, urinals are superior pissing devices and should be used when possible.
MrShankles@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sit at home, stand in public
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don… do you pee just once a day?
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I do like to sit, but it’s a lot harder to get those last few drops out. Sometimes I think I’m all good and then I stand up just to have a few more drops get pushed out right into my pants or underwear. That is definitely not elite.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 months ago
I sit to pee at home. Out in the wild no fuckin’ way.
Paddzr@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But then you risk your peepee touching the edge and even potentially pissing between the seat and toilet.
rat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I sit because I’m trans lol. And when the toilet is nasty, I squat and hover. I know they make stand-to-pee devices, but I’m just really not stoked about having to carry a piss-covered prosthetic all day.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
The only downside to sitting is that sometimes I end up pissing through the gap between the toilet and the seat all over my own pants.
SpaceCadet@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Or how about: don’t shame anyone about how they prefer to pee, as long as they leave a clean toilet afterwards?
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I sit because it’s less stressful and more healthy for my prostate.
Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I’ve been a devoted sitter for a while. If you stand, you are peeing on your floor. Maybe not a lot, maybe not even a perceptible amount on any individual trip, but definitely some, and over time, a lot. I’m of the opinion it’s weird to pee on your own floor, and have been enthusiastically lambasted for this on multiple occasions. Some men for example find it unmanly. Which, putting aside for a moment the fact that there is no inherent correlation with manliness and goodness, is bullshit. Unless they stand to pee when pooping, they already pee sitting down on a regular basis. All I’m doing is increasing the frequency of seated micturation.
merc@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You’re weird because apparently you don’t clean your bathroom floors.
Sure, microscopic amounts of pee gets on the floor. Then, every couple of weeks you clean your bathroom.
You know that when you flush a toilet you aerosolize a bit of the contents and they drift out and land around the room too. Does that bother you?
Jessicat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s why you close the lid to flush…
Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I guess I would just say that I feel the acceptable amount for one to pee on their own floor willfully is none. Flushing may present a new issue after the fact, but I can’t see a way around flushing. I can however see a way around electing to pee in a sloppy manner because I’m lazy. Though arguably sitting is famously more comfortable than standing, so perhaps impatient would be more accurate than lazy.
theolodis@feddit.org 2 months ago
by your own logic, why bother using the toilet, or even having one? Just pee on the floor like a real man. I mean you clean it anyways.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I just don’t want to piss on other peoples floor. Its one thing to piss on my floor and for me to clean it up, its another thing to piss on someone elses floor and expect them to clean it up.
LucKru@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Every couple of WEEKS?
candyman337@piefed.ca 2 months ago
Just lean over the toilet tf
MrSmith@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A lot of short kings don’t have this issue.
If you’re a taller dude, not only do you get backsplash on the floor, but on your legs as well.
You either have to piss straight into the water which is just an obnoxious sound, or you piss on the porcelain and get backsplash.
If you dont believe me, pour some water into a cup normally, and pour some water into a cup from 30cm higher.
Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Totally. Which highlights another aspect of seated superiority: effort. Peeing while seated is absolutely fool proof. Absolutely no focus required. Why concentrate when you can day dream? And it never goes wrong. You’re never surprised. Post sex, drunk, in complete darkness, tou never miss, ever.
olafurp@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Skill issue
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I mean, I’m usually a sitter but sometimes there’s a knot in my back that, well when it relaxes it uncorks the damn dam