I agree with don

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• caboose2006@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨minute⁩ ago

  I lived in a place where the lid wouldn’t stay up on it’s own so it was either sit or piss at a quarter squat or partially bent back to hold the lid up. I still pee sitting down most of the time. It’s a better experience.

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• blargh513@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Sit crew here. I just do it because I’m a lazy turd and a chair is a chair, I’m sitting.

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• some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I sit down when I pee

  There’s nothing that crazy bout me

  I’m just taking a whiz

  Mind your own biz

  Why is everybody always staring at me?

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• andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I sit to pee but stand to shit

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• vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sit home, stand elsewhere

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• fizzle@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sitter here.

  I have toddlers, twins. They get mesmerised by the laminar flow in the wee and try to grab it.

  I guess before I had kids I would wonder why the kids are present for this event but toddlers are super busy, super active, and super curious. You can be watching them juggle knives in the kitchen or whatever and decide to just take a moment to go wee and slink away and they just kinda teleport to your location and try to grab your wee stream.

  If you’re sitting then you have both hands available to fend off curious hands.

  The one trick that I rely on multiple times a day is redirection. “Don’t touch daddies wee” translates to “daddies wee is super interesting”. However, “Look at this amazing square of toilet paper” is received more or less as stated.

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• Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨41⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I’m trans and I would sit down to avoid the dysphoria and inevitable dripping, but I had a magnum cock and would often suffer the witches’ kiss, which sucked. Fortunately, I’ve had surgery, and now I have no genitals, so sitting to pee is less gross now.

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• Hylactor@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve been a devoted sitter for a while. If you stand, you are peeing on your floor. Maybe not a lot, maybe not even a perceptible amount on any individual trip, but definitely some, and over time, a lot. I’m of the opinion it’s weird to pee on your own floor, and have been enthusiastically lambasted for this on multiple occasions. Some men for example find it unmanly. Which, putting aside for a moment the fact that there is no inherent correlation with manliness and goodness, is bullshit. Unless they stand to pee when pooping, they already pee sitting down on a regular basis. All I’m doing is increasing the frequency of seated micturation.

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  • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re weird because apparently you don’t clean your bathroom floors.

    Sure, microscopic amounts of pee gets on the floor. Then, every couple of weeks you clean your bathroom.

    You know that when you flush a toilet you aerosolize a bit of the contents and they drift out and land around the room too. Does that bother you?

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    • Jessicat@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s why you close the lid to flush…

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    • Hylactor@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I guess I would just say that I feel the acceptable amount for one to pee on their own floor willfully is none. Flushing may present a new issue after the fact, but I can’t see a way around flushing. I can however see a way around electing to pee in a sloppy manner because I’m lazy. Though arguably sitting is famously more comfortable than standing, so perhaps impatient would be more accurate than lazy.

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    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I just don’t want to piss on other peoples floor. Its one thing to piss on my floor and for me to clean it up, its another thing to piss on someone elses floor and expect them to clean it up.

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• 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sitting down is also more quiet. Just dip the tip in the water and go for it.

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  • boboliosisjones@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ah yes the lemonade percolator, classic.

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  • ohulancutash@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wait what? How full does your bowl get???

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    • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You're asking the wrong question

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There’s a very specific tuck you have to perform to prevent that while not stopping the stream. The struggle is real.

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  • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    :(

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• foo@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As a man, I don’t justify my choice of peeing positions to anyone. I sit or stand if I want to, and anyone who doesn’t like it can fuck off and take their opinions with them.

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  • Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I too am pro-choice

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  • somethingsnappy@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sir, please don’t sit in the urinal.

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    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Is this not a free country?

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• Clutter@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is gonna sound… ok… Here goes… I cannot sit. My penis is so long it hits the bowl. When I poop, I have to hold it up.

  I’m not kidding when I say a “big dick” is not fun. It REALLY is not.

  So many examples of it not being fun…

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  • forkDestroyer@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    This is gonna sound … ok … Here goes: I cannot sit. I got too fat and now my penis looks like a little acorn that points forward. If I sit to pee, it’ll splash directly out through the gap under the seat.

    I really need to lose weight, if only so I can get my length back, and not have to tuck it down while cursing what I’ve allowed to happen with my body.

    Oh wait. Yeah. I just tuck it down. Then sitting is fine.

    Please disregard the above message.

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  • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I find the only advantage of having a big dick is the confidence that comes from having a big dick in a society that values that. Everything else is a pain in the ass.

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  • adam_y@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe you could start using the adult sized toilets rather than the kiddies ones?

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I have actually found that the American ones are filled way too high with water. Like mostly full it’s crazy.

      So while I’m not a big guy myself I’ve had a couple really unwelcome dips while sitting down on what are, imho, overfilled bowls.

      What I usually do is take a bit of toilet paper and sort of use my hand to park the kit under my butt cheek.

      I dunno, I feel like there should be a class for this because now I wonder if I’m doing it wrong.

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    • Clutter@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ah check, good point :-)

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• Carmakazi@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve worked in one of those oldhead machine shops where they deliberately don’t have any chairs in the work area because “if you’re not standing you’re not working.” You bet I sat my ass down on the toilet instead of using the urinal.

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• Asidonhopo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m at work now but when I get home I will shatter the sit to pee/stand to pee binary. I will lay down to pee and achieve enlightenment.

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• Sturgist@piefed.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No splashback.

  No aiming.

  Sometimes the tip touches the bowl and you feel like you should get tested….. even at home…..

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  • meldrik@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dafuq

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    • Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you’ve never had that happen then be glad. But I wonder if you have a big toilet or small pp

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• Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sit at home stand in public toilets

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  • Gintoki@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah i stand at public toilet too and i always clean the shitstains in the public toilet with my pee

    Image

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    • red_tomato@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Society appreciates you for your invaluable service

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    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I wouldn’t, I don’t want to release people’s fecal particles into the air while I’m standing there. I find a clean toilet or I go to a different bathroom

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t your feet get wet?

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not when you do a handstand.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I pee sitting. I also wipe sitting.

  People who stand to wipe are the real weirdos in my book.

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  • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was stand wiper as a kid cause i never knew any better i guess. Someone told me you could reach around and clean before the cheeks close together and it blew my mind and I’ve never looked back.

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Same. It’s so obvious once you do it.

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  • boboliosisjones@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sit wiping is for casual easy going wiping.

    If we’re getting serious, I’m gonna be standing up and spreading the cheeks with one hand.

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sometimes on hot days I’ll just go into a bathroom and give it a good swipe, just to clear the ass sweat out.

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    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I usually just try to spread cheek on the toilet, using the seat to lock the spread in place

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The only downside to sitting is that sometimes I end up pissing through the gap between the toilet and the seat all over my own pants.

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  • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When in doubt press it down. Thats what i do when going with a chubb.

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• gegil@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As an owner of girlcock, i do pee while sitting, unless i have to use public restroom, then i pee standing. Public toilets are way to creepy and gross for me to touch them.

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  • vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    girlcock solidarity ✊️

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• unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I find a corner of the yard not too visible and disrobe before I pee

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  • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨59⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Same, except I spin around 3-5 times (depends on the weather) and always be sure to face magnetic north.

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• boboliosisjones@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mostly sit but I think the downsides are downplayed.

  In my old age of creeping towards 40 my stream has died down a little, but no splash ?

  There is splash. Even with my pathetic old man pressure there is splash. It doesn’t go on the floor. it goes on my thighs and under the toilet seat.

  Before when I was young and virile it was a big issue and very uncomfortable to veeeeeery gently let a portion of my stream out over a long time.

  There’s also the issue of not accidentally booping the porcelain with the tip.

  Granted its nice to have a sit down alone, and with measures taken it can even be nice, but its not a clear cut winner.

  Also peeing freely outside is of course the best. Or from something very high up.

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• hactar42@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dude needs to drink more water of he’s only peeing once a day.

  Personally I typically only sit at night when I’m tired and don’t want to turn the lights on

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I like to read a paragraph or two so I take any chance I can get to sit down and read the ol bathroom book

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• JigglySackles@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Depends what I’m doing. Escaping work? Sit. Half asleep? Sit. Just trying to get shit done but I’m having this annoying ass interruption? Stand. Watering the graves of assholes? Stand. Anything else is basically sit. Oh except gross toilets you really don’t want to touch.

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sitting for a midnight piss makes it a lot easier for me to get back to sleep.

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    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Plus you might not have to turn on the lights which helps a lot to go back to bed.

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  • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sitting down takes longer. IMO it also flows more easily if I’m standing. I’ll sit if I’m tired, or half-asleep, or whatever. I’ll stand most of the time to get it over with faster.

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  • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ass interruption

    Do you have a cloaca?

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    • JigglySackles@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Yes, why do you ask?

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• cepelinas@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Aiming is a minigame and hardcorr difficulty is carpet.

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  • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    The Final Boss

    Toilet with carpeted lid and carpeted seat

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  stand unless i also have to poop

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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don… do you pee just once a day?

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He also shits standing up.

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• WesternInfidels@feddit.online ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When I became the bathroom-cleaner in my household, I switched to sitting. It wasn’t until I got my nose and eyeballs right down close to the floor and the toilet on a regular basis that I learned how bad the splashing situation really was.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I sit down when I pee
  There’s nothing that crazy ‘bout me
  I’m just takin’ a whiz, mind your own biz
  Why is everybody always staring at me?

  Hey bro, I gotta go
  Let me through, I gotta go number two
  No can do, I’m taking a pee
  Sitting on the loo, having a good long wee

  Are you sitting down? I’m sitting down
  And you’re not making brown? I’m not making brown
  Are you making iced tea? Just lemonade
  But are you sitting down? I’m sitting down!

  Why don’t you stand like a regular man?
  Then you can pee in the urinal can
  If you really wanna know why I’m sitting strong
  I just can’t stand touching my dong

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  • mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why did I hear Eminem’s voice shouting this?

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Eminem & Dre. Eminem is the one sitting down to pee. Dre has to go number two.

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• Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t want to bother putting my pants down and sitting down and standing up just to pee. Too much bother

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• SunshineJogger@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve turned too old… If I sit not all comes out and I have to go again an hour later.

  It sucks.

  My doctor tells me it’s that I’m just getting older… I’m mid 40

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  • SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Same

    Plus if I sit, I’m gonna fart. If I fart a little poop might join it, and if I start pooping I’m gonna be there a while. I’ve been a lifelong poop marker victim

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    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fiber is your friend

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• ohulancutash@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  All healthy mammals take 25 seconds to urinate. 90 is somewhat concerning.

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean that sounds about right but then I’m sure bladder sizes vary

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