I agree with don

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• Hylactor@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve been a devoted sitter for a while. If you stand, you are peeing on your floor. Maybe not a lot, maybe not even a perceptible amount on any individual trip, but definitely some, and over time, a lot. I’m of the opinion it’s weird to pee on your own floor, and have been enthusiastically lambasted for this on multiple occasions. Some men for example find it unmanly. Which, putting aside for a moment the fact that there is no inherent correlation with manliness and goodness, is bullshit. Unless they stand to pee when pooping, they already pee sitting down on a regular basis. All I’m doing is increasing the frequency of seated micturation.

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  • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’re weird because apparently you don’t clean your bathroom floors.

    Sure, microscopic amounts of pee gets on the floor. Then, every couple of weeks you clean your bathroom.

    You know that when you flush a toilet you aerosolize a bit of the contents and they drift out and land around the room too. Does that bother you?

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    • Jessicat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s why you close the lid to flush…

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    • Hylactor@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I guess I would just say that I feel the acceptable amount for one to pee on their own floor willfully is none. Flushing may present a new issue after the fact, but I can’t see a way around flushing. I can however see a way around electing to pee in a sloppy manner because I’m lazy. Though arguably sitting is famously more comfortable than standing, so perhaps impatient would be more accurate than lazy.

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    • theolodis@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      by your own logic, why bother using the toilet, or even having one? Just pee on the floor like a real man. I mean you clean it anyways.

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    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I just don’t want to piss on other peoples floor. Its one thing to piss on my floor and for me to clean it up, its another thing to piss on someone elses floor and expect them to clean it up.

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    • LucKru@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Every couple of WEEKS?

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  • candyman337@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just lean over the toilet tf

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  • MrSmith@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A lot of short kings don’t have this issue.

    If you’re a taller dude, not only do you get backsplash on the floor, but on your legs as well.

    You either have to piss straight into the water which is just an obnoxious sound, or you piss on the porcelain and get backsplash.

    If you dont believe me, pour some water into a cup normally, and pour some water into a cup from 30cm higher.

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    • Hylactor@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Totally. Which highlights another aspect of seated superiority: effort. Peeing while seated is absolutely fool proof. Absolutely no focus required. Why concentrate when you can day dream? And it never goes wrong. You’re never surprised. Post sex, drunk, in complete darkness, tou never miss, ever.

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  • olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Skill issue

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean, I’m usually a sitter but sometimes there’s a knot in my back that, well when it relaxes it uncorks the damn dam

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• foo@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As a man, I don’t justify my choice of peeing positions to anyone. I sit or stand if I want to, and anyone who doesn’t like it can fuck off and take their opinions with them.

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  • Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I too am pro-choice

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  • somethingsnappy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sir, please don’t sit in the urinal.

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    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is this not a free country?

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• Carmakazi@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve worked in one of those oldhead machine shops where they deliberately don’t have any chairs in the work area because “if you’re not standing you’re not working.” You bet I sat my ass down on the toilet instead of using the urinal.

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• Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sit at home stand in public toilets

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  • Gintoki@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah i stand at public toilet too and i always clean the shitstains in the public toilet with my pee

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    • red_tomato@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Society appreciates you for your invaluable service

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    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I wouldn’t, I don’t want to release people’s fecal particles into the air while I’m standing there. I find a clean toilet or I go to a different bathroom

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t your feet get wet?

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not when you do a handstand.

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    • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oops ESL moment. We call the whole room toilet in german xD

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• Sturgist@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No splashback.

  No aiming.

  Sometimes the tip touches the bowl and you feel like you should get tested….. even at home…..

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  • meldrik@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dafuq

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    • Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you’ve never had that happen then be glad. But I wonder if you have a big toilet or small pp

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• 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sitting down is also more quiet. Just dip the tip in the water and go for it.

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  • boboliosisjones@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah yes the lemonade percolator, classic.

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  • ohulancutash@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait what? How full does your bowl get???

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    • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You're asking the wrong question

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s a very specific tuck you have to perform to prevent that while not stopping the stream. The struggle is real.

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  • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    :(

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• vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sit home, stand elsewhere

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• fizzle@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sitter here.

  I have toddlers, twins. They get mesmerised by the laminar flow in the wee and try to grab it.

  I guess before I had kids I would wonder why the kids are present for this event but toddlers are super busy, super active, and super curious. You can be watching them juggle knives in the kitchen or whatever and decide to just take a moment to go wee and slink away and they just kinda teleport to your location and try to grab your wee stream.

  If you’re sitting then you have both hands available to fend off curious hands.

  The one trick that I rely on multiple times a day is redirection. “Don’t touch daddies wee” translates to “daddies wee is super interesting”. However, “Look at this amazing square of toilet paper” is received more or less as stated.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’re lucky they put the knives down before grabbing. Or not, I don’t know your circumstances.

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• gegil@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As an owner of girlcock, i do pee while sitting, unless i have to use public restroom, then i pee standing. Public toilets are way to creepy and gross for me to touch them.

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  • vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    girlcock solidarity ✊️

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• chewypoops@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hell yeah, Sitzpinklers unite!

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  • cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Target practice

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• ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I was kind of pressured by my girlfriend to sit, and in the beginning I didn’t like it because I felt pressured. However, after sitting for a while, I discovered that it’s absolutely the best choice. When you’re sitting, you can empty your bladder more. You’re comfortable, you’re resting, and you don’t have to aim. You don’t have to do anything. You’re just sitting there, emptying your bladder.

  You have nothing to lose, but your pants! ✊

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  • MrShankles@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My wife got me to sit too lol. I had never really considered it before, but I’m never going back, unless it’s a public bathroom

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  • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve been seeing a girl recently and been trying to sit rather than stand. She owns her own home alone so to me it feels very rude to piss all over the floor and seat, even if its just a drop or two that gets away from the bowl. If i wanna stand so badly I’ll just go with her dogs in the yard.

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    • KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m pretty sure she won’t like you shitting in the yard with the dogs.

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  • SpaceCadet@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When you’re sitting, you can empty your bladder more

    I always hear people say this but I have the opposite. I can sit, pee and finish, then stand up, turn around and magically pee a few cl more :-/

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• KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  After moving into my own house as a teen, I always sit at home. I’m the dude who has to clean the washroom.

  At a public place with a urinal, I’ll stand. I always feel weird sitting on it.

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• Clutter@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is gonna sound… ok… Here goes… I cannot sit. My penis is so long it hits the bowl. When I poop, I have to hold it up.

  I’m not kidding when I say a “big dick” is not fun. It REALLY is not.

  So many examples of it not being fun…

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  • adam_y@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I have actually found that the American ones are filled way too high with water. Like mostly full it’s crazy.

      So while I’m not a big guy myself I’ve had a couple really unwelcome dips while sitting down on what are, imho, overfilled bowls.

      What I usually do is take a bit of toilet paper and sort of use my hand to park the kit under my butt cheek.

      I dunno, I feel like there should be a class for this because now I wonder if I’m doing it wrong.

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    • Clutter@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ah check, good point :-)

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  • forkDestroyer@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is gonna sound … ok … Here goes: I cannot sit. I got too fat and now my penis looks like a little acorn that points forward. If I sit to pee, it’ll splash directly out through the gap under the seat.

    I really need to lose weight, if only so I can get my length back, and not have to tuck it down while cursing what I’ve allowed to happen with my body.

    Oh wait. Yeah. I just tuck it down. Then sitting is fine.

    Please disregard the above message.

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    • teslekova@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, but if you forget and don’t tuck, pee goes in your jeans.

      Solidarity, fellow acorn bro.

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  • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I find the only advantage of having a big dick is the confidence that comes from having a big dick in a society that values that. Everything else is a pain in the ass.

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    • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is me not feeling sorry for you in the least

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  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Boo hoo

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I had to scroll through dozens of comments to get here

    Worst feeling ever, touching the bowl. I stand too

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  • aceshigh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Humble brag?

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    • Clutter@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not really, truly no woman wants it (hurts, cannot ever fully “go for it” always have to hold back.)

      So no, be glad with regular. Please.

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  • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is your name Biggus by any chance?

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    • Clutter@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, no but I do have a friend who is called Biggus. He’s married to Incontinentia Buttocks

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  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just pull above the seat …

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I pee sitting. I also wipe sitting.

  People who stand to wipe are the real weirdos in my book.

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  • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was stand wiper as a kid cause i never knew any better i guess. Someone told me you could reach around and clean before the cheeks close together and it blew my mind and I’ve never looked back.

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Same. It’s so obvious once you do it.

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  • boboliosisjones@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sit wiping is for casual easy going wiping.

    If we’re getting serious, I’m gonna be standing up and spreading the cheeks with one hand.

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sometimes on hot days I’ll just go into a bathroom and give it a good swipe, just to clear the ass sweat out.

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    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I usually just try to spread cheek on the toilet, using the seat to lock the spread in place

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do you count the Waddle of Shame? I don’t count the Waddle of Shame, it’s much less intentional.

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• andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I sit to pee but stand to shit

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• tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  only 90 seconds of peace

  This man needs to shit more

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• sudoer777@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is a pisspost not a shitpost

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• JigglySackles@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Depends what I’m doing. Escaping work? Sit. Half asleep? Sit. Just trying to get shit done but I’m having this annoying ass interruption? Stand. Watering the graves of assholes? Stand. Anything else is basically sit. Oh except gross toilets you really don’t want to touch.

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• anomalousvandal@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sitting is not only superior, it’s also optimal for proper urination. This is not my opinion. A pelvic PT professional told me this. I only stand rarely. Mostly when I’m in a public restroom with a urinal.

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• SnerkRabbledauber@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can tell you exactly when I started sitting to pee. The day after I took over the bathroom cleaning chore.

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• Allero@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Absolutely stand.

  Sitting has a number of problems, for me it’s mainly dick touching the toilet seat and it’s impossible to pee all the way with the dick curved inside the bowl. And, if it’s a public toilet, it’s simply nasty.

  It is completely possible to avoid splashing and noises and spreading pee around while peeing standing. Just aim slightly away from water, and if your aim is bad, clean whatever mess you could make.

  Also, urinals are superior pissing devices and should be used when possible.

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• MrShankles@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sit at home, stand in public

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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don… do you pee just once a day?

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• man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I do like to sit, but it’s a lot harder to get those last few drops out. Sometimes I think I’m all good and then I stand up just to have a few more drops get pushed out right into my pants or underwear. That is definitely not elite.

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• HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I sit to pee at home. Out in the wild no fuckin’ way.

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• Paddzr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But then you risk your peepee touching the edge and even potentially pissing between the seat and toilet.

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• rat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I sit because I’m trans lol. And when the toilet is nasty, I squat and hover. I know they make stand-to-pee devices, but I’m just really not stoked about having to carry a piss-covered prosthetic all day.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The only downside to sitting is that sometimes I end up pissing through the gap between the toilet and the seat all over my own pants.

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• SpaceCadet@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Or how about: don’t shame anyone about how they prefer to pee, as long as they leave a clean toilet afterwards?

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• buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I sit because it’s less stressful and more healthy for my prostate.

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