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  • WesternInfidels@feddit.online ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When I became the bathroom-cleaner in my household, I switched to sitting. It wasn’t until I got my nose and eyeballs right down close to the floor and the toilet on a regular basis that I learned how bad the splashing situation really was.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    stand unless i also have to poop

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  • Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t want to bother putting my pants down and sitting down and standing up just to pee. Too much bother

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  • SunshineJogger@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve turned too old… If I sit not all comes out and I have to go again an hour later.

    It sucks.

    My doctor tells me it’s that I’m just getting older… I’m mid 40

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    • SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Same

      Plus if I sit, I’m gonna fart. If I fart a little poop might join it, and if I start pooping I’m gonna be there a while. I’ve been a lifelong poop marker victim

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      • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Fiber is your friend

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re all wrong. The only proper way is to sit down in reverse. It gives you direct access to the funnel, zero chance of missing.

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    • paranoid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Plus you can use the back of the toilet as a little table for your snacks

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      • Skanky@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I see that you too, are a watcher of South Park. Good day to you sir!

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    At night, sit. I don’t want to clean that shit. Unless I’m pissing in the fridge, the light and cold air is nice.

    P.S. I’m trying to donate a kidney and I needed to keep 24 hours of urine refrigerated. At night I figured there was no reason to take the jug to the bathroom.

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  • vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
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    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Have you tried bunching the dress up and tucking it under your arms to expose your bottom half? Not trying to judge just seems like that might be easier.

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    • turdas@suppo.fi ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I can’t help but imagine that there is some solution to peeing in a dress besides doing it while standing up, considering that dresses were traditionally worn by people who do not have cocks.

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      • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If they don’t have cocks, then they probably don’t have balls, which means they have nowhere to store their pee and therefore never have to pee.

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  • twinnie@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sit at home, stand at work. My daughter would reach through my legs and try to grab the stream so it’s just habit now.

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  • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I literally do not care how people pee and it’s strange to me that others do.

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  • ohulancutash@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    All healthy mammals take 25 seconds to urinate. 90 is somewhat concerning.

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean that sounds about right but then I’m sure bladder sizes vary

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  • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I chimney up the stall about halfway and drop that deuce like a mountain goat.

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  • djdarren@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Also, I get to fuss my cats who come in the rub around my legs.

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  • FreeBeard@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    12.000 years human civilization and you still pee like Ötzi. Some things improved since then. Consider it brother.

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There comes a time in a man’s life when sitting down on the toilet means your carry-on might meet an unexpected water landing.

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  • thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Amen

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you stand, even at the urinal, you need to learn where to aim. Don’t pee in the water because it will splash on your feet and lower pants. Aim for to side (inside the bowl) near to the water. Quiet and no splashing.
    I really hate toilets that are designed so that you can’t do that. They have to be designed by sitters.

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    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You’re still getting piss out of the bowl if you’re on the sides. Its not as drastic as the center but its still a stream hitting a fairly flat surface from a decent height.

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      • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The sides of most bowls slope downward steeply. I have heard about toilets in Europe that have a shelf on the inside so you can examine your poop before flushing. Is that what you are thinking of?

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  • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I stand most of the time. I sit when exhausted or when i know my spray won’t be good, or if I have gas I don’t trust to be just gas. I’ve also been trying to get into the habit of sitting when at a woman’s house/apartment. It just doesn’t seem fair for me to make a mess with splashback, especially if they don’t live with any men. Unless I’m doing some of the cleaning it seems more fair to just sit and get the business done that way. Plus this way I’ll never leave the seat up.

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve have never heard of this happening when these memes come up so my wiener might be broke but I can’t pee sitting down. All of my pee won’t come out and I have to lean down and stretch my peen so it all comes out. If I don’t and stand up I’ll literally pee on the floor.

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Leaning forward is easier for your bladder to empty.

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      • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Sitting also gives better access to push on the part between the balls and butthole which can reduce post piss drippage.

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  • Monument@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I hope the username is related.

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  • Dequei@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I want to sit, but I stand because, idk why but I don’t pee all the pee

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  • mereo@piefed.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I sit. It’s comfortable, and you don’t need to clean up any messes from splashback.

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  • Zier@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There are a few medical studies that promote sitting because the muscles men use to urinate relax more while sitting.

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    • boboliosisjones@feddit.nu ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “Did you work out today?”

      you know I did

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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s a long-ass piss.

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    • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Better than a long ass-piss.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I thought the comments were going to be how weird this bathroom’s layout is. They’re just looking at each other pee…

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    • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The sitter is really eager and the stander is pinching their dick off in rapid.jmtervals.

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      to assert dominance.

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