Im not interested in getting pee splash on my pants, shoes and floor for macho points.
I agree with don
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Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I just submerge. What’s this sit/stand nonsense?
adhdsergio@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I wear a stil suit, i walk
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
I find a corner of the yard not too visible and disrobe before I pee
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Same, except I spin around 3-5 times (depends on the weather) and always be sure to face magnetic north.
lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world 3 months ago
My dick dips into the toilet water if I sit to pee.
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
My dickhole dipping into water or rubbing on random ceramic, as being unwanted, should be as uncontroversial as a bidet being the clearly ~only way to clean poop from a butt.
On the other hand, “just use some paper to wipe it off” is not only a permanent standard in the US but apparently worth fighting over, in times of shortage lmao.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Ever peed standing while wearing shorts? It’s disgusting. Just sit down like a civilized person. Or clean the toilet yourself, properly, so you know how nasty it is to wipe away pee splatters all over the place from you and all other men who didn’t sit down.
Vreyan31@reddthat.com 3 months ago
…is this the reason guys prefer longer shorts? So they don’t feel the splashback of toilet water on their legs when they stand to pee? You guys don’t care if it spashes back you just prefer to wear it all day obviously?
groet@feddit.org 3 months ago
… its not toilet water thats splashing
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It’s pee that splashes back, and no, short shorts look stupid. I prefer longer shorts even though I sit down.
Fmstrat@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Sitting is medically better for your prostate.
boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 3 months ago
I mostly sit but I think the downsides are downplayed.
In my old age of creeping towards 40 my stream has died down a little, but no splash ?
There is splash. Even with my pathetic old man pressure there is splash. It doesn’t go on the floor. it goes on my thighs and under the toilet seat.
Before when I was young and virile it was a big issue and very uncomfortable to veeeeeery gently let a portion of my stream out over a long time.
There’s also the issue of not accidentally booping the porcelain with the tip.
Granted its nice to have a sit down alone, and with measures taken it can even be nice, but its not a clear cut winner.
Also peeing freely outside is of course the best. Or from something very high up.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
I sit down when I pee
There’s nothing that crazy ‘bout me
I’m just takin’ a whiz, mind your own biz
Why is everybody always staring at me?Hey bro, I gotta go
Let me through, I gotta go number two
No can do, I’m taking a pee
Sitting on the loo, having a good long weeAre you sitting down? I’m sitting down
And you’re not making brown? I’m not making brown
Are you making iced tea? Just lemonade
But are you sitting down? I’m sitting down!Why don’t you stand like a regular man?
Then you can pee in the urinal can
If you really wanna know why I’m sitting strong
I just can’t stand touching my dongmastertigurius@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Why did I hear Eminem’s voice shouting this?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Eminem & Dre. Eminem is the one sitting down to pee. Dre has to go number two.
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
It is whatever one wants at the moment. Standing up is quick, sitting is getting your peace time.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
He pees for ninety seconds?!
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Fun fact I read and never verified: mammals pee for about 20 seconds. Elephants have bigger bladders but they can evacuate faster w bigger equipment
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
That is one a third of a gallon of piss.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I don’t have much choice
With what I’ve done to my dick, I couldn’t hit a bathtub
adhdsergio@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Helicoptering like a loose garden hose
SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 3 months ago
w… w-what have you done to your dick?
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I have a 10mm Prince Albert
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’m at work now but when I get home I will shatter the sit to pee/stand to pee binary. I will lay down to pee and achieve enlightenment.
WesternInfidels@feddit.online 3 months ago
When I became the bathroom-cleaner in my household, I switched to sitting. It wasn’t until I got my nose and eyeballs right down close to the floor and the toilet on a regular basis that I learned how bad the splashing situation really was.
abc@suppo.fi 3 months ago
Sit and I actively hate people who don’t in public spaces.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 3 months ago
So what, you expect people to just not use the urinals provided and instead wait 5 minutes for a stall to open up then have to clean the taco bell spray from the last guy in there before you can get your business done?
cmbabul@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
If I had a urinal at home I would stand but I don’t so I sit unless I’m public
JoShmoe@ani.social 3 months ago
You’re all wrong. The only proper way is to sit down in reverse. It gives you direct access to the funnel, zero chance of missing.
paranoid@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Plus you can use the back of the toilet as a little table for your snacks
Skanky@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I see that you too, are a watcher of South Park. Good day to you sir!
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Only time I pee standing up is if I’m outside or I’m at work and have zero time to waste
davetortoise@reddthat.com 3 months ago
Stand when you just need to get it done. Sit for a luxury piss
toynbee@piefed.social 3 months ago
I broke my ankle four and a half years ago and it never healed correctly. Recently, though probably from the same incident, I also developed a spinal injury.
Even if being a recumbent urinator didn’t just make sense from a cleanliness perspective, I would still be doing that these days.
electric_nan@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
The drunker or sleepier I am, the more likely I am to sit.
hactar42@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Dude needs to drink more water of he’s only peeing once a day.
Personally I typically only sit at night when I’m tired and don’t want to turn the lights on
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
I like to read a paragraph or two so I take any chance I can get to sit down and read the ol bathroom book
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 months ago
stand unless i also have to poop
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Then you do handstands. Don’t be embarrassed, embrace your quirks
SunshineJogger@feddit.org 3 months ago
I’ve turned too old… If I sit not all comes out and I have to go again an hour later.
It sucks.
My doctor tells me it’s that I’m just getting older… I’m mid 40
SirSamuel@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Same
Plus if I sit, I’m gonna fart. If I fart a little poop might join it, and if I start pooping I’m gonna be there a while. I’ve been a lifelong poop marker victim
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 3 months ago
At night, sit. I don’t want to clean that shit. Unless I’m pissing in the fridge, the light and cold air is nice.
P.S. I’m trying to donate a kidney and I needed to keep 24 hours of urine refrigerated. At night I figured there was no reason to take the jug to the bathroom.
twinnie@feddit.uk 3 months ago
Sit at home, stand at work. My daughter would reach through my legs and try to grab the stream so it’s just habit now.
mursejoy@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Sit at home on my Japanese toilet with a heated seat, stand everywhere else. Heated toilet seat is blissful.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 months ago
if you stand and pee, one thing you can do is pull back your “skin” so it doesnt spray everywhere
PolyLlamaRous@lemmy.world 3 months ago
As someone without foreskin I never thought about this.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 months ago
the urine can get trapped between the foreskin before exiting, depends how loose your skin is.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
I can’t imagine most uncut dudes just spray and pray
adhdsergio@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Unless you’re circumcised
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 months ago
I’m trans and I would sit down to avoid the dysphoria and inevitable dripping, but I had a magnum cock and would often suffer the witches’ kiss, which sucked. Fortunately, I’ve had surgery, and now I have no genitals, so sitting to pee is less gross now.
cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Aiming is a minigame and hardcorr difficulty is carpet.
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The Final Boss
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I sit down when I pee
There’s nothing that crazy bout me
I’m just taking a whiz
Mind your own biz
Why is everybody always staring at me?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Are you thrown for a loop?
When I stand up to poop?
Must you give me the biz
Cuz I sit down to whiz?
Whether peepee or poopoo
They’ll think that you’re kookoo
So best to just own it and do you.