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  • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I sit down when I pee

    There’s nothing that crazy bout me

    I’m just taking a whiz

    Mind your own biz

    Why is everybody always staring at me?

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Are you thrown for a loop?

      When I stand up to poop?

      Must you give me the biz

      Cuz I sit down to whiz?

      Whether peepee or poopoo

      They’ll think that you’re kookoo

      So best to just own it and do you.

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  • Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Im not interested in getting pee splash on my pants, shoes and floor for macho points.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I just submerge. What’s this sit/stand nonsense?

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    • adhdsergio@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I wear a stil suit, i walk

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I find a corner of the yard not too visible and disrobe before I pee

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    • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Same, except I spin around 3-5 times (depends on the weather) and always be sure to face magnetic north.

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  • lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My dick dips into the toilet water if I sit to pee.

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    • PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      My dickhole dipping into water or rubbing on random ceramic, as being unwanted, should be as uncontroversial as a bidet being the clearly ~only way to clean poop from a butt.

      On the other hand, “just use some paper to wipe it off” is not only a permanent standard in the US but apparently worth fighting over, in times of shortage lmao.

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  • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ever peed standing while wearing shorts? It’s disgusting. Just sit down like a civilized person. Or clean the toilet yourself, properly, so you know how nasty it is to wipe away pee splatters all over the place from you and all other men who didn’t sit down.

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    • Vreyan31@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      …is this the reason guys prefer longer shorts? So they don’t feel the splashback of toilet water on their legs when they stand to pee? You guys don’t care if it spashes back you just prefer to wear it all day obviously?

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      • groet@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        … its not toilet water thats splashing

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      • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        It’s pee that splashes back, and no, short shorts look stupid. I prefer longer shorts even though I sit down.

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  • Fmstrat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Sitting is medically better for your prostate.

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  • boboliosisjones@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I mostly sit but I think the downsides are downplayed.

    In my old age of creeping towards 40 my stream has died down a little, but no splash ?

    There is splash. Even with my pathetic old man pressure there is splash. It doesn’t go on the floor. it goes on my thighs and under the toilet seat.

    Before when I was young and virile it was a big issue and very uncomfortable to veeeeeery gently let a portion of my stream out over a long time.

    There’s also the issue of not accidentally booping the porcelain with the tip.

    Granted its nice to have a sit down alone, and with measures taken it can even be nice, but its not a clear cut winner.

    Also peeing freely outside is of course the best. Or from something very high up.

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I sit down when I pee
    There’s nothing that crazy ‘bout me
    I’m just takin’ a whiz, mind your own biz
    Why is everybody always staring at me?

    Hey bro, I gotta go
    Let me through, I gotta go number two
    No can do, I’m taking a pee
    Sitting on the loo, having a good long wee

    Are you sitting down? I’m sitting down
    And you’re not making brown? I’m not making brown
    Are you making iced tea? Just lemonade
    But are you sitting down? I’m sitting down!

    Why don’t you stand like a regular man?
    Then you can pee in the urinal can
    If you really wanna know why I’m sitting strong
    I just can’t stand touching my dong

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    • mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Why did I hear Eminem’s voice shouting this?

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      • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Eminem & Dre. Eminem is the one sitting down to pee. Dre has to go number two.

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  • takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It is whatever one wants at the moment. Standing up is quick, sitting is getting your peace time.

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    He pees for ninety seconds?!

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Fun fact I read and never verified: mammals pee for about 20 seconds. Elephants have bigger bladders but they can evacuate faster w bigger equipment

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    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That is one a third of a gallon of piss.

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  • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I don’t have much choice

    With what I’ve done to my dick, I couldn’t hit a bathtub

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    • adhdsergio@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Helicoptering like a loose garden hose

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    • SpaceCadet@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      w… w-what have you done to your dick?

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      • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I have a 10mm Prince Albert

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  • Asidonhopo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m at work now but when I get home I will shatter the sit to pee/stand to pee binary. I will lay down to pee and achieve enlightenment.

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  • WesternInfidels@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    When I became the bathroom-cleaner in my household, I switched to sitting. It wasn’t until I got my nose and eyeballs right down close to the floor and the toilet on a regular basis that I learned how bad the splashing situation really was.

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  • abc@suppo.fi ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Sit and I actively hate people who don’t in public spaces.

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    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      So what, you expect people to just not use the urinals provided and instead wait 5 minutes for a stall to open up then have to clean the taco bell spray from the last guy in there before you can get your business done?

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  • cmbabul@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If I had a urinal at home I would stand but I don’t so I sit unless I’m public

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You’re all wrong. The only proper way is to sit down in reverse. It gives you direct access to the funnel, zero chance of missing.

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    • paranoid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Plus you can use the back of the toilet as a little table for your snacks

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      • Skanky@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I see that you too, are a watcher of South Park. Good day to you sir!

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Only time I pee standing up is if I’m outside or I’m at work and have zero time to waste

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  • davetortoise@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Stand when you just need to get it done. Sit for a luxury piss

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  • toynbee@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I broke my ankle four and a half years ago and it never healed correctly. Recently, though probably from the same incident, I also developed a spinal injury.

    Even if being a recumbent urinator didn’t just make sense from a cleanliness perspective, I would still be doing that these days.

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  • electric_nan@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The drunker or sleepier I am, the more likely I am to sit.

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  • hactar42@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Dude needs to drink more water of he’s only peeing once a day.

    Personally I typically only sit at night when I’m tired and don’t want to turn the lights on

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I like to read a paragraph or two so I take any chance I can get to sit down and read the ol bathroom book

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    stand unless i also have to poop

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Then you do handstands. Don’t be embarrassed, embrace your quirks

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  • SunshineJogger@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’ve turned too old… If I sit not all comes out and I have to go again an hour later.

    It sucks.

    My doctor tells me it’s that I’m just getting older… I’m mid 40

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    • SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Same

      Plus if I sit, I’m gonna fart. If I fart a little poop might join it, and if I start pooping I’m gonna be there a while. I’ve been a lifelong poop marker victim

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      • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Fiber is your friend

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    At night, sit. I don’t want to clean that shit. Unless I’m pissing in the fridge, the light and cold air is nice.

    P.S. I’m trying to donate a kidney and I needed to keep 24 hours of urine refrigerated. At night I figured there was no reason to take the jug to the bathroom.

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  • twinnie@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Sit at home, stand at work. My daughter would reach through my legs and try to grab the stream so it’s just habit now.

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  • mursejoy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Sit at home on my Japanese toilet with a heated seat, stand everywhere else. Heated toilet seat is blissful.

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    if you stand and pee, one thing you can do is pull back your “skin” so it doesnt spray everywhere

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    • PolyLlamaRous@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      As someone without foreskin I never thought about this.

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      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        the urine can get trapped between the foreskin before exiting, depends how loose your skin is.

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I can’t imagine most uncut dudes just spray and pray

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    • adhdsergio@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Unless you’re circumcised

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  • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m trans and I would sit down to avoid the dysphoria and inevitable dripping, but I had a magnum cock and would often suffer the witches’ kiss, which sucked. Fortunately, I’ve had surgery, and now I have no genitals, so sitting to pee is less gross now.

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  • cepelinas@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Aiming is a minigame and hardcorr difficulty is carpet.

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    • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The Final Boss

      Toilet with carpeted lid and carpeted seat

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