mastertigurius
@mastertigurius@lemmy.world
- Comment on Why I won't be participating in No Nut November 2 days ago:
Apparently, if you avoid doing a thing for a brief period of time, it is a demonstration of self-control and virtue. Thus, you are a better person and can nut, drink and eat uncontrollably for the entire rest of the year. I don’t personally believe in such practices. Do anything whenever you feel like it, but in moderation.
- Comment on HeeHee 2 days ago:
I know about the bolt in the stage floor. I’m a bit too top heavy and ruined in my ankles to lean forward 60 degrees from one of those.
- Comment on HeeHee 2 days ago:
The ankle and calf strength needed to do that. Of course, I’m sure I could’ve lifted MJ with one arm (especially now), but if I had tried that dance move, I’d have to be carried off stage on a stretcher.
- Comment on Pfft 5 days ago:
I’m gonna say it: Jack Kerouac sucks. I’ve read many different authors, but none have been as annoyingly unreadable as him. You’re supposed to “ride the wave of his thoughts?”. No thanks. To me, that just sounds like a vain excuse for bad writing.
- Comment on This park has some creative landscaping 1 week ago:
I hope these are photos of actual places. The world needs to be more whimsical
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- Comment on I know we're on something else right now but I just wanted to share that I'm making beans and corn 2 weeks ago:
This requires a basement depositorium, one of those heavy-duty deep mid-40’s bowls with a chain that can move serious loads in a single, noisy flush.
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 3 weeks ago:
A man got to work down under, that’s for sure.
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 3 weeks ago:
“Footloose” by Kenny Loggins, and “Hello” by Lionel Ritchie. 1984 was a party.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I’ve got a loaf. He drools
- Comment on Bang! 3 weeks ago:
Weeeellll, how much of it was a reaction to Obama’s style of leadership and how much of it was a reaction to a black guy in a tan suit being in office? Even Americans need to admit that the US is a hopelessly, enthusiastically racist country.
- Comment on Bang! 3 weeks ago:
This is the way. Many of today’s problems are partly caused by people having been taught they have to take the high road and show they are better than the meanies. If you turn the other cheek, you’ll end up with two black eyes. Crush those evil bastards.
- Comment on Fantastic 3 weeks ago:
Ten of those would win you an enemy position in 1944, arguably more valuable than a house under the circumstances. Commandoes called it the “meat grinder”.
- Comment on Bleep bloop 3 weeks ago:
You’re obviously not British
- Comment on Finally 4 weeks ago:
I read that like an excited six year-old about to tell the funniest joke he’s ever heard.
- Comment on DSP clears Wolverine's motorcycle section without player input 4 weeks ago:
I don’t understand why anyone would be scarred by that. All we had to do was follow the damn train.
- Comment on DSP clears Wolverine's motorcycle section without player input 4 weeks ago:
It’s not about the lack of difficulty, it’s about the lack of quality and thought that has gone into making this. Large publishers are now convinced that effortless crap like this is the way to go because it will sell anyway, thus dragging down game quality in general.
- Comment on how to decline a meeting invite 4 weeks ago:
If it’s an invite for a meeting at 4pm on a Friday, proper etiquette is as follows:
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
If there was a European country outside of Europe, Canada would be it. I hope Europe welcomes the friendlier neighbour across the pond with open arms.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
A friendly tip from someone who did that and stayed abroad for 15 years: be active in meeting new friends save joining in activities. They will help a lot when homesickness hits. The first hit was normally around two months in for me and my fellow students, after the excitement of being in a new place has subsided a bit. It might take the whole thing from “wow, I’m all by myself” to “shit, I’m all by myself”. That will pass pretty soon. You’re capable of far more than you know, you got this.
The second hit is about two years in and carries more of a longing feeling. If you can, put money aside for a ticket to visit home by then. Good luck, and have fun! You’re about to have the time of your life.
- Comment on Happy 911 5 weeks ago:
Oliver Stone and Spike Lee were cashing in on the story in 2006…so?
- Comment on I just want a seat, why do so many places not have them 1 month ago:
Don’t get me started on the ones in the US and the Philippines, where they’re filled up like a teacup with toilet water so that you can accidentally dip the tip while trying to relax. And the Dutch ones with the inspection shelf? No thanks.
- Comment on What did you call me? 1 month ago:
That was the right thing to do. 😄
- Comment on What did you call me? 1 month ago:
Just wait till you hear about popular Norwegian names, like Simen (pronounced exactly the way you think).
- Comment on currently busy 😅 1 month ago:
Been wondering about that, why do the Americans put such enormous gaps at the bottom of the bathroom stalls?
- Comment on Me_IRL 1 month ago:
True culture. I’m actually pretty sure the chords were correctly animated
- Comment on currently busy 😅 1 month ago:
I’ve passed 40 and I still just remain silent
- Comment on Forever relics 1 month ago:
It’s currently at 666, so I can’t upvote it. Hail Satan.
- Comment on Well OK then 1 month ago:
If you beat me off, I will come on your property.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Actually, if you’re from there, it’s Peel-a-penis.
