mastertigurius
@mastertigurius@lemmy.world
- Comment on Have a good day <3 1 day ago:
My Italian coworker at my old job was a big fan of pineapple on pizza. The ones who screech the loudest about people “doing it wrong” are normally a minority and suffer from insecurity and lack of knowledge.
- Comment on opportunities 6 days ago:
The tech bros’ mansions might be all kitted up with cameras, sensors, bulletproof windows and armed guards. But are they ready for three trebuchets? I think not.
- Comment on JPEG is pronounced Jay-Fegg 1 week ago:
Only if you’re from the Philippines
- Comment on Me when I installed a game on Steam with only 150 downloads 2 weeks ago:
You, Carl of Canadia, liberator of boobage, destroyer of blobs, deserve a beer.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Ok, time for me to go outside.
- Comment on Me when I installed a game on Steam with only 150 downloads 2 weeks ago:
I’m downvoting you specifically for that dumb grey blob where there’s supposed to be a pair of not very anatomically accurate cartoon boobs. We’re not on fucking YouTube or Facebook here. You’re not gonna get demonetized. What the fuck are you doing?
- Comment on Me when I installed a game on Steam with only 150 downloads 2 weeks ago:
You’re doing the lord’s work. Each boob freed from the shackles of politically correct morons on the web male the world a better place to be.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Get this useless garbage out of here
- Comment on Dress smartly even when sleeping 3 weeks ago:
Cargo shorts and t-shirt for eternity… Nice!
- Comment on "Being vegan is unnatural" 3 weeks ago:
It is a gift. Why not use this shitpost against the foes of the fediverse?
- Comment on Because, f**k you! That's why. 3 weeks ago:
Mint is minty
- Comment on Political leaning 3 weeks ago:
I consider it plausible that someone actually posted it and meant it, some people I work with have reached the same mental stage (slightly above toddler). Bear in mind; these people are allowed to vote and drive cars.
- Comment on The Duality 3 weeks ago:
I’ll never get over Horgh’s “I’m eating a giant sandwich”-stance. Their photo shoots must’ve been so much fun.
- Comment on End my torment 4 weeks ago:
Members of the audience have collapsed while singing along. As the concert was a live broadcast, the Prime Minister is soon expected to declare a state of calamity.
- Comment on Couple 'tried selling their 12-day-old daughter to fund street food business' [Philippines] 4 weeks ago:
And last month a teen tried to sell her month old child for 50k pesos to cover tuition. Last August, a mother tried to sell her two-week-old for 45k to pay hospital bills. In December '24, a mother tried to sell her child for the same amount to cover cockfighting debt. I’m sad to say that the story in this post isn’t really news here - it’s everyday life. This is the dark underbelly of this colourful, smiling nation. An ultra-capitalistic hellscape where literally everything can be a commodity, the poor are poorer and the rich are richer. At the same time, the Catholic church has the country in an iron grip and promises eternal hellfire for those who dare to use contraception or even consider abortion. So we end up with millions of couples getting kids they can’t afford to take care of… And then more kids, and more. The kids can’t go to school, because the parents can’t afford uniforms and school supplies, and so the vicious circle continues.
- Comment on deez nutz save lives 4 weeks ago:
If it’s an African one. Not sure about the European one if we’re talking young coconuts, those things are heavy.
- Comment on Not gonna lie, I kind like it 4 weeks ago:
Got the stuff for you here to make everything right as rain.
- Comment on Not gonna lie, I kind like it 4 weeks ago:
Early '85 here… I’m scared of getting out of the chair after reading this one, might get a hernia.
- Comment on Duval holding cue card for Brando who can't remember his lines. 4 weeks ago:
Can’t remember his lines… Oh what a massive piece of shit. Like seriously, you can’t possibly get any worse than that. Basically a child murderer, corrupt politician and used car salesman combined. Good thing we’ve got people like you around to spot the bad apples.
- Comment on ESL homework 4 weeks ago:
I’ll still reply to clarify for others that I loved learning. The problem was that my teachers hated teaching. This is something that people like TrickDacy will never understand, as they simply block anyone who disagrees with them so they can safely live in their little echo chambers. That is the very definition of a person who hates learning.
- Comment on ESL homework 4 weeks ago:
I have plenty of empathy for good teachers that give a damn about the kids and don’t just write them off. But I guess your version of a good teacher is one that teaches the prime lesson: OBEY
- Comment on Good times 4 weeks ago:
Still remember the old VHS store we had in my village in Norway. We saw The Neverending Story, which blew my tiny little mind clean out of the atmosphere. Later, we rented The Neverending Story II, but I had to hide behind the sofa… The armoured giants were so scary.
- Comment on ESL homework 4 weeks ago:
Judging from your post history, I only get the impression that you like to argue.
- Comment on ESL homework 4 weeks ago:
Yes! Thank you! This is how it should be done. Too much of my education was ruined by burnt-out, jaded teachers who wouldn’t even acknowledge your existence or even laugh at you when you don’t understand why points were subtracted in your test. You sound like someone who’s serious about this stuff, and I’m cheering you on!
- Comment on ESL homework 4 weeks ago:
You dont even know what subject this test was in. Judging from the information provided in the picture, the assignment was completed. If teachers want the kids to do stuff their way, they’ll need to put more effort into how they word their assignments.
- Comment on ESL homework 5 weeks ago:
No points for you then.
- Comment on Programming socks? 5 weeks ago:
Did Chewbacca get drunk and play with the trimmer?
- Comment on ESL homework 5 weeks ago:
Hhhhehhhhh… Why do some teachers feel the need to be such dicks? Just smile, have a laugh, get with the joke, let it spice up your life.
- Comment on Dogs welcome 5 weeks ago:
Smile :)
- Comment on DEAD OR ALIVE New Project - Teaser Trailer 5 weeks ago:
“Yo, Earth to weeb, my eyes are up here!”