mastertigurius

@mastertigurius@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can also ask your mom⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A man got to work down under, that’s for sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can also ask your mom⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Footloose” by Kenny Loggins, and “Hello” by Lionel Ritchie. 1984 was a party.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cat bread 🍞⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve got a loaf. He drools

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bang!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Weeeellll, how much of it was a reaction to Obama’s style of leadership and how much of it was a reaction to a black guy in a tan suit being in office? Even Americans need to admit that the US is a hopelessly, enthusiastically racist country.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bang!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the way. Many of today’s problems are partly caused by people having been taught they have to take the high road and show they are better than the meanies. If you turn the other cheek, you’ll end up with two black eyes. Crush those evil bastards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fantastic⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ten of those would win you an enemy position in 1944, arguably more valuable than a house under the circumstances. Commandoes called it the “meat grinder”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bleep bloop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re obviously not British

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I read that like an excited six year-old about to tell the funniest joke he’s ever heard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DSP clears Wolverine's motorcycle section without player input⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t understand why anyone would be scarred by that. All we had to do was follow the damn train.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DSP clears Wolverine's motorcycle section without player input⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not about the lack of difficulty, it’s about the lack of quality and thought that has gone into making this. Large publishers are now convinced that effortless crap like this is the way to go because it will sell anyway, thus dragging down game quality in general.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how to decline a meeting invite⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If it’s an invite for a meeting at 4pm on a Friday, proper etiquette is as follows:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If there was a European country outside of Europe, Canada would be it. I hope Europe welcomes the friendlier neighbour across the pond with open arms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A friendly tip from someone who did that and stayed abroad for 15 years: be active in meeting new friends save joining in activities. They will help a lot when homesickness hits. The first hit was normally around two months in for me and my fellow students, after the excitement of being in a new place has subsided a bit. It might take the whole thing from “wow, I’m all by myself” to “shit, I’m all by myself”. That will pass pretty soon. You’re capable of far more than you know, you got this.

  The second hit is about two years in and carries more of a longing feeling. If you can, put money aside for a ticket to visit home by then. Good luck, and have fun! You’re about to have the time of your life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy 911⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oliver Stone and Spike Lee were cashing in on the story in 2006…so?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just want a seat, why do so many places not have them⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t get me started on the ones in the US and the Philippines, where they’re filled up like a teacup with toilet water so that you can accidentally dip the tip while trying to relax. And the Dutch ones with the inspection shelf? No thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What did you call me?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That was the right thing to do. 😄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What did you call me?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just wait till you hear about popular Norwegian names, like Simen (pronounced exactly the way you think).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨currently busy 😅⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Been wondering about that, why do the Americans put such enormous gaps at the bottom of the bathroom stalls?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me_IRL⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  True culture. I’m actually pretty sure the chords were correctly animated

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨currently busy 😅⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve passed 40 and I still just remain silent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forever relics⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s currently at 666, so I can’t upvote it. Hail Satan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well OK then⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you beat me off, I will come on your property.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually, if you’re from there, it’s Peel-a-penis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Extremely NSFW content, you have been warned⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh Jesus on a broomstick, you didn’t censor the first vowel…I nearly went blind!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cross Posting To The Correct Community⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is not even worthy of being called a shitpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I too enjoy drinking water⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That wood’s got wood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pie in the face.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope that girl gets free drinks in whichever pub she sets foot in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a ghost buster⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Ok, the gear is all set up. Sir, ma’am, we’ll need you to vacate the house until tomorrow morning. Ghostbusting is a very dangerous process, and we wouldn’t want to see any harm come to you.”

  …

  “They left?”

  Unzips

  “It’s bustin time!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a ghost buster⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If he starts leaving ectoplasm in random places around the house, he better get busy packing his things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the lunacy of the absurd job application finally puts you over the edge⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone should beg for meaningless, repetitive work… And they should be grateful for it.