mastertigurius
@mastertigurius@lemmy.world
- Comment on Well would you look at that... 1 day ago:
I was gonna try to look mature and not ridicule him, but your way is actually better.
- Comment on Well would you look at that... 1 day ago:
Ahem…“punching harder” than bombing kindergartens, residential blocks, power plants and hospitals? Chasing street grocers with explosive drones and kidnapping scores of children across the border? There’s only one side that’s on the right side of history here, and that’s pretty damn clear.
- Comment on Well would you look at that... 1 day ago:
…or a counteroffensive? Or is your opinion that if the school yard bully starts punching you, the right thing to do is to lie down and let him punch you some more?
- Comment on Web shooter 6 days ago:
Oh, I don’t have the ability to feel disgust anymore. Had my first bite of dinner, baby unloads an explosive charge in his nappy. Clean it up while I finish chewing, carefully fold the nappy so nothing spills anywhere, wash orange stains off my hands, sit down and continue with my dinner. Green berets squatting in the jungle haven’t been properly desensitised yet.
- Comment on Web shooter 2 weeks ago:
I’ve also stopped caring if the baby pukes a bit of milk on my shirt. Quick wipe, on with the day.
- Comment on Why I won't be participating in No Nut November 3 weeks ago:
Apparently, if you avoid doing a thing for a brief period of time, it is a demonstration of self-control and virtue. Thus, you are a better person and can nut, drink and eat uncontrollably for the entire rest of the year. I don’t personally believe in such practices. Do anything whenever you feel like it, but in moderation.
- Comment on HeeHee 3 weeks ago:
I know about the bolt in the stage floor. I’m a bit too top heavy and ruined in my ankles to lean forward 60 degrees from one of those.
- Comment on HeeHee 3 weeks ago:
The ankle and calf strength needed to do that. Of course, I’m sure I could’ve lifted MJ with one arm (especially now), but if I had tried that dance move, I’d have to be carried off stage on a stretcher.
- Comment on Pfft 3 weeks ago:
I’m gonna say it: Jack Kerouac sucks. I’ve read many different authors, but none have been as annoyingly unreadable as him. You’re supposed to “ride the wave of his thoughts?”. No thanks. To me, that just sounds like a vain excuse for bad writing.
- Comment on This park has some creative landscaping 4 weeks ago:
I hope these are photos of actual places. The world needs to be more whimsical
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- Comment on I know we're on something else right now but I just wanted to share that I'm making beans and corn 5 weeks ago:
This requires a basement depositorium, one of those heavy-duty deep mid-40’s bowls with a chain that can move serious loads in a single, noisy flush.
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 1 month ago:
A man got to work down under, that’s for sure.
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 1 month ago:
“Footloose” by Kenny Loggins, and “Hello” by Lionel Ritchie. 1984 was a party.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I’ve got a loaf. He drools
- Comment on Bang! 1 month ago:
Weeeellll, how much of it was a reaction to Obama’s style of leadership and how much of it was a reaction to a black guy in a tan suit being in office? Even Americans need to admit that the US is a hopelessly, enthusiastically racist country.
- Comment on Bang! 1 month ago:
This is the way. Many of today’s problems are partly caused by people having been taught they have to take the high road and show they are better than the meanies. If you turn the other cheek, you’ll end up with two black eyes. Crush those evil bastards.
- Comment on Fantastic 1 month ago:
Ten of those would win you an enemy position in 1944, arguably more valuable than a house under the circumstances. Commandoes called it the “meat grinder”.
- Comment on Bleep bloop 1 month ago:
You’re obviously not British
- Comment on Finally 1 month ago:
I read that like an excited six year-old about to tell the funniest joke he’s ever heard.
- Comment on DSP clears Wolverine's motorcycle section without player input 1 month ago:
I don’t understand why anyone would be scarred by that. All we had to do was follow the damn train.
- Comment on DSP clears Wolverine's motorcycle section without player input 1 month ago:
It’s not about the lack of difficulty, it’s about the lack of quality and thought that has gone into making this. Large publishers are now convinced that effortless crap like this is the way to go because it will sell anyway, thus dragging down game quality in general.
- Comment on how to decline a meeting invite 1 month ago:
If it’s an invite for a meeting at 4pm on a Friday, proper etiquette is as follows:
- Comment on 1 month ago:
If there was a European country outside of Europe, Canada would be it. I hope Europe welcomes the friendlier neighbour across the pond with open arms.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
A friendly tip from someone who did that and stayed abroad for 15 years: be active in meeting new friends save joining in activities. They will help a lot when homesickness hits. The first hit was normally around two months in for me and my fellow students, after the excitement of being in a new place has subsided a bit. It might take the whole thing from “wow, I’m all by myself” to “shit, I’m all by myself”. That will pass pretty soon. You’re capable of far more than you know, you got this.
The second hit is about two years in and carries more of a longing feeling. If you can, put money aside for a ticket to visit home by then. Good luck, and have fun! You’re about to have the time of your life.
- Comment on Happy 911 1 month ago:
Oliver Stone and Spike Lee were cashing in on the story in 2006…so?
- Comment on I just want a seat, why do so many places not have them 2 months ago:
Don’t get me started on the ones in the US and the Philippines, where they’re filled up like a teacup with toilet water so that you can accidentally dip the tip while trying to relax. And the Dutch ones with the inspection shelf? No thanks.
- Comment on What did you call me? 2 months ago:
That was the right thing to do. 😄
- Comment on What did you call me? 2 months ago:
Just wait till you hear about popular Norwegian names, like Simen (pronounced exactly the way you think).
- Comment on currently busy 😅 2 months ago:
Been wondering about that, why do the Americans put such enormous gaps at the bottom of the bathroom stalls?
