mastertigurius
@mastertigurius@lemmy.world
- Comment on I just want a seat, why do so many places not have them 4 days ago:
Don’t get me started on the ones in the US and the Philippines, where they’re filled up like a teacup with toilet water so that you can accidentally dip the tip while trying to relax. And the Dutch ones with the inspection shelf? No thanks.
- Comment on What did you call me? 4 days ago:
That was the right thing to do. 😄
- Comment on What did you call me? 5 days ago:
Just wait till you hear about popular Norwegian names, like Simen (pronounced exactly the way you think).
- Comment on currently busy 😅 1 week ago:
Been wondering about that, why do the Americans put such enormous gaps at the bottom of the bathroom stalls?
- Comment on Me_IRL 1 week ago:
True culture. I’m actually pretty sure the chords were correctly animated
- Comment on currently busy 😅 1 week ago:
I’ve passed 40 and I still just remain silent
- Comment on Forever relics 1 week ago:
It’s currently at 666, so I can’t upvote it. Hail Satan.
- Comment on Well OK then 1 week ago:
If you beat me off, I will come on your property.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Actually, if you’re from there, it’s Peel-a-penis.
- Comment on Extremely NSFW content, you have been warned 1 week ago:
Oh Jesus on a broomstick, you didn’t censor the first vowel…I nearly went blind!
- Comment on Cross Posting To The Correct Community 1 week ago:
This is not even worthy of being called a shitpost.
- Comment on I too enjoy drinking water 2 weeks ago:
That wood’s got wood.
- Comment on Pie in the face. 2 weeks ago:
I hope that girl gets free drinks in whichever pub she sets foot in.
- Comment on Anon is a ghost buster 2 weeks ago:
“Ok, the gear is all set up. Sir, ma’am, we’ll need you to vacate the house until tomorrow morning. Ghostbusting is a very dangerous process, and we wouldn’t want to see any harm come to you.”
…
“They left?”
Unzips
“It’s bustin time!”
- Comment on Anon is a ghost buster 2 weeks ago:
If he starts leaving ectoplasm in random places around the house, he better get busy packing his things.
- Comment on When the lunacy of the absurd job application finally puts you over the edge 2 weeks ago:
Everyone should beg for meaningless, repetitive work… And they should be grateful for it.
- Comment on But babe, you haven't touched your New England Clamsicle 2 weeks ago:
Heaven’s sakes, I didn’t need to imagine that just before bed.
- Comment on The Vancouver Police 3 weeks ago:
Busting drug addicts will do ZERO to help the drug and crime problems. Even law enforcers will tell you that.
Those problems are so much more complex, and require fundamental reforms in social policies, mental healthcare, education, youth programmes, city planning etc. And then there’s the issue of dealing with the gangs, smugglers and foreign organized syndicates bringing the stuff into the country.
Kids driving recklessly on scooters (which are often modified) are:
A) A danger to themselves B) A danger to pedestrians they could crash into C) A serious danger to cars that swerve to avoid them when they go out on the main road.
- Comment on One of us 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Yeet 3 weeks ago:
The dad jokes department is over there, Sir.
- Comment on Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town. 3 weeks ago:
Awesome, I just got a fancy new hat and learned Avada Kedavra. Gonna zoom around on my broom for a while
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
He threw his heart really far. Way over to the far right of the crowd, by the looks of it.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
ICE/Gestapo and the Proud Boys/Sturmabteilung might provide all the avenues needed. It’s not illegal if they just say it’s been made legal. Hope for the best, but be prepared.
- Comment on Narf narf narf 3 weeks ago:
I hit a nerve, didn’t I? 😆
- Comment on Narf narf narf 3 weeks ago:
Americans see a sandwich, a European sees a picture with no actual bread, no actual cheese and no actual meat.
- Comment on I am the arm and I sound like this 3 weeks ago:
If your friend breaks out in a weird, shuffley dance in front of everyone, I’m sending him home
- Comment on Shit is going down in Paris! Quick, alert the... 4 weeks ago:
Cafetiere?
- Comment on Subtitles 4 weeks ago:
Or maybe the people creating the subtitles should be given enough time and resources to be able to do their job well?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Might get shot for this, but Quake 2 never really did the thing for me compared to Quake 1. Weapons and enemies all just felt a bit sluggish, and level design was a bit confusing at times.
- Comment on I'm Fine, I Don't Even Care Bro 4 weeks ago:
Mumbling to my friend through my oxygen mask:
“I was an alright bloke in the end, wasn’t I?”
“Nah, you were a total cunt”
