If he starts leaving ectoplasm in random places around the house, he better get busy packing his things.
Anon is a ghost buster
Submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f26638e9-cde4-4d61-b25f-19b25f0bf22b.jpeg
Comments
mastertigurius@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Boppel@feddit.org 2 days ago
maybe ectoplasm was never real but an invention of the ghostbusting industry to cover up for their nutbusting
mastertigurius@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“Ok, the gear is all set up. Sir, ma’am, we’ll need you to vacate the house until tomorrow morning. Ghostbusting is a very dangerous process, and we wouldn’t want to see any harm come to you.”
…
“They left?”
Unzips
“It’s bustin time!”
FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Why do they hate it then
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Bustin’ makes him feel good!
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 days ago
what OP doesn’t understand is it’s not the masturbation that drives away the ghosts, it’s the soft little femboy sounds he makes he jacks it
DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
fake: ghosts aren’t real
gay: anon touched a dickWaterpumpee@lemmus.org 2 days ago
Thats one way to stop his siblings from annoying him with the light switch.
CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Chicken vs Egg: did anon discover they had a ghost fetish? Or is he going to develop a Pavlovian response and get horny from ghosts?
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Ghost: “He slimed me”.
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
It’s in his name, FFS. Besides, I told you he was a sloppy eater. That’s on you. (All over, really.)
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Bustin’ makes him feel good
lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I’m so conditioned there’s a streamer that I watch that uses that song and my first thought was to respond with the emojis
🔫 Busting 🔫 Busting 🔫 Busting 🔫 Busting 🔫