finallymadeanaccount
@finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
- Comment on What they took from us 3 hours ago:
X-Men '97 continues where X-Men left off. Worth a watch.
- Comment on I refuse to let my 45 visa-free days in Vietnam run out without getting DP'ed for the first time. 17 hours ago:
Don’t worry, Aldo. At least the government’s fucking you.
- Comment on Anon has a very specific goal 20 hours ago:
- Comment on Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk. 1 day ago:
“I used this to pretend I’m Homelander!”
- Comment on What are some drugs you think will make a comeback like qualewds or thai sticks or window pane? Does history always repeats itself apply to drugs? 1 day ago:
krokodil
Smooth skin is yesterday, man!
- Comment on When did the world change to the so called hashtag? When I was younger it was only the pound sign. So hashtag Taylor Swift still reads in my mind pound Taylor Swift? 3 days ago:
You just wanted to say ‘pound Taylor Swift’, didn’t you?
- Comment on the simulation jumped the shark with the is Trump guy 3 days ago:
I’d like to see Trump fight. It’d be funny.
“I know fighting. NOBODY knows more about fighting than me. I was at the MMZ the other night. Big guys came up to me, tears in their eyes, “MR PRESIDENT, can you give me some advice for my next fight?”
“Don’t get in the octagone with everybody’s favourite president”, I told him. I meant it as a joke. I do that self-depreciating humour, because I’m so humble. Lot of people don’t think I am, but I am. I don’t like to brag, but I’m the best at self-depreciting. Believe me. Believe me.
Anyway, you could tell from the fear in his eyes he thought I was serious. Which is okay. If I was there, it would be MY ring. I wouldn’t want to be in my ring with me either”.
- Comment on It used to mean "happy" 3 days ago:
When I pretend I’m gay
I never feel that way
I’m only painting the clouds with sunshine
- Bing Crosby feat. Buddy Cole & His Trio
- Comment on Hungry 3 days ago:
You don’t. The heron’s frozen, too.
- Comment on What's your Don Martin sound effect name? 3 days ago:
We get very few originals like Don Martin anymore.
- Comment on Man charged with using newly banned phrases in Queensland tries to argue law 'insane' 4 days ago:
It is insane. And absolutely no surprise such a totalitarian law came from Crisafulli. If he has his druthers, it’ll soon be illegal to say, “Stop mass murdering babies and children, you zionist IDF fucks!”
- Comment on When your store has lots of traffic but few sales 4 days ago:
“And, for some reason, people are sitting nearby, masturbating!”
- Comment on Interesting shirt 4 days ago:
Not as painful as picking one off a tree!
- Comment on Coalition's migration plan panned as 'Trumpian', likened to 'White Australia' era 4 days ago:
He did. Locals organised a snap mass protest, and he walked it back very quickly.
- Comment on 謝謝（不,我沒有精神分裂症） 4 days ago:
Wait until you find out what they’re doing to you through your toilet seat!
- Comment on It's how you want to quit but you know you shouldn't 4 days ago:
But how many opportunities to quit do you get in life? Might as well go out with some style. Uh … that is 3-ply, isn’t it?
- Comment on Coalition's migration plan panned as 'Trumpian', likened to 'White Australia' era 4 days ago:
The Coalition’s plan also includes a dedicated multi-agency taskforce to identify and deport visa overstayers
Well, that doesn’t sound at all like the Libs want an Australian version of ICE gestapoing their way through the streets to send anyone they don’t like the look of to offshore gulags.
If you think it can’t happen here, remember … Americans probably thought the same thing.
You know the Libs are totalitarian elitists. And you know PHON are halfwitted bigots.
Don’t let that shit get a toehold here, or we’ll become Trump’s America before you know it.
- Comment on What impact is the whole vegetarian/vegan diet having on the price of meat? 5 days ago:
Not a sausage.
- Comment on why does almost nobody live here? 6 days ago:
It’s a Bigfoot reserve.
- Comment on U.S. Pushes Allies to Chase a New Terrorism Target: The Far Left 1 week ago:
Great. As an Australian disappointed in the nutlessness of our PM, I can see Albanese bending over eagerly to embrace anything the US tells him is what Australia needs. So long as Penny Wong can be ‘gravely concerned’ about it, anyway.
- Comment on Elon points the way 1 week ago:
No, I don’t agree with him. He only says shit like this to get attention, because he’s desperate for it. He made Twitter a cesspool where only those posts agreeing with him are pushed to the fore, and his own posts the highest, whether you want to see them or not.
- Comment on OpenAI backs an Illinois bill shielding AI labs from liability, even for “critical harms” like 100+ deaths or $1B+ in damage, if they published safety reports 1 week ago:
Are there any ethical AIs out there to use?
- Comment on No fear! 1 week ago:
“Holding hands meant so much, baby”.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Gets it out of the way of my recommends. I particularly like the way it recommends videos in channels I’m already subscribed to. No, wait. I hate that.
- Comment on Anon is new at work 1 week ago:
Gurn at the boss, then leave people questioning whether you just sharted?
POWER MOVE!!!
- Comment on I hate the best way to get rid of an old mattress? Wrong answers only. Worst idea I'll actually do. 1 week ago:
Put it out the front of your house with a sign saying 'Free mattress to fuck on, so long as I can film you doing it".
- Comment on Anon is worried about AAA sales 1 week ago:
14% of Americans are mystified by indoor plumbing.
“Where them turds go, Billy-Sue?”
- Comment on The Meatstorm 1 week ago:
I’ve seen Wanda naked. Fact is, she already brought the roast beef.
- Comment on Your mother's package has arrived 1 week ago:
Imagine being the trucker.
“I didn’t remortgage my house for the third time just to buy a truck that hauls dick!”
- Comment on What's wrong with Ellen DeGeneres? 2 weeks ago:
She’s a bitch.
