finallymadeanaccount

@finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How the explosion of the ultra-wealthy risks democracy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I guarantee there are ‘elite’ out there seething that Musk has ‘their’ money, and will do anything to somehow get it from him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like he’s saying he values cars more than children. I mean, yeah, both can be noisy and annoying, but only one will grow up to pay tax.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what even is the purpose of life?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  On the plus side, you only have to keep busy until the wonderful day it all finally ends. sob

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Punk Rocker⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How tf do people who work 8-5 M-F get any life done?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How tf do people who work 8-5 M-F get any life done?

  Ha ha. Ahhhh …

  sob

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is unimpressed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now, now. Denmark has clogs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whatever those lyrics are⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that … a nipple? Or a teat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just another "we are all going to die" prediction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Kicks off vol 3 issue 26 (#371 LGY). Release Date February 9, 2000 (Cover Date March, 2000).

  Goes to vol 3 Issue 30 (#375 LGY). Release Date May 17, 2000 (Cover Date July, 2000).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My wife doesnt like when with I tell story's that took place before my wife died. She says, "its very disrespectful."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They lost me at ‘way’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just another "we are all going to die" prediction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t knock it. Iron Man’s armor gained sentience because of the Y2K bug kicking in at the same time he was hit by lightning. It spirited him away to an island to ‘protect’ him, and became obsessive about it, to the point where it created an artificial heart for him to replace his damaged one. It also killed Blacklash, while Tony was trapped inside, unable to take control. Beat him like a motherfucker. To death, I say. Serious business, that Y2K.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happened to us Pirates? We used to sail the web and never even thought about reprecussions just sharing. Now it seems like it costs to be a pirate like a VPN and such. WTH happened?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s because you didn’t pirate a VPN.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[serious]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d watch a reality TV show where people like Musk had to work for a week in a mine, or on an oil rig, doing the hardest jobs. They wouldn’t last a minute.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[serious]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody ever asks him about this, and he never responds to posts about it. Same for his begging to go to the island. He’ll pipe up on everything else nobody asked him about, but not those two subjects.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[serious]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. Sounds like a Redditor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨indoor mushroom farming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wonder what the Help Wanted ad copy would read?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a community for cursed pictures?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah. The latest issue of SoniChu has dropped.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I re-establish peaceful relations with a family of crows?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you go outside with a sandwich and accidentally drop that sandwich, then loundly proclaim your disappointment in your clumsiness, then go back inside, and the crows come down for the remains of your sandwich … and if this becomes a reguar occurrence … you can’t be fined for being clumsy. Can you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm here waiting, girl. You got my digits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Soon … soon, my friends … she will have a bulge there!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literally a shitpost.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  … I see what you did there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literally a shitpost.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Frozen shit everywhere, tripping over dead people, lack of oxygen, rubbish strewn about, frostbite, lines and wait times to get to the peak … sounds like a massive tourism drawcard!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As adults, do you still watch kids’ cartoons, either old or new?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re damn right I watch X-Men and Dragonball-Z!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come people get fined for breaking the law and it goes to the state or county? Why doesn't the fine go to the victim or victims? Instead of having to pay restitution just fine them.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because someone has to pay the people who give out the fines, otherwise they wouldn’t be able to give out the fines, because they’d be working elsewhere. It’s the delicate balance of nature.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Memories of defragging your computer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you. Turns out Windows is maintaining everything and no action was needed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reads horror⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So … adult-minds having sex with children’s bodies?

  That makes it worse!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can we do a worldwide search for Mr D? He might still be alive. I wanna know if it all worked out for him. Is he still very blond?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Memories of defragging your computer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have two 10 terabyte external hard drives that go whirr (so I assume there are platters in there). Do they need a defrag? I’m running Windows 11.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨disgusting⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow! Elephant Man! It’s a wonder his parents didn’t sell him to the circus when he was born.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boomer comics⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Grok, where do I put my pennis?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gonna be straight forward, how is Donald Trump not considered a Global/Donestic Terrorist?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought it was because Bush Jr literally said, “God told me to kill Saddam”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ultimate commuting strategy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  triggered The man in the first bus on the bottom left is manspreading!