finallymadeanaccount
@finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
- Comment on They only come out at night 3 days ago:
Wow! I hope your neighbur’s wife isn’t home when he’s away, what, with a monster like that in the house. She’d be fucked!
- Comment on If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED. 3 days ago:
That’s … uh … that’s one hell of a LED. Who installed it? From where was this colossal diode purchased? Just, y’know, given the sun has 99.99% of the mass in the solar system, it would’ve taken quite the team. Ask him if it was illegal immigrants, ‘terking the jerb’ of galactic stupidity away from him and his peer group!
- Comment on I'm not gonna be part of your system 3 days ago:
“I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered!”
- Comment on Anon recaps the DCEU 5 days ago:
Every time I see Heard, all I can think is, “She shits on beds! Who does that?!”
- Comment on Anon recaps the DCEU 5 days ago:
“Think of the people!”
- Comment on The original was better 6 days ago:
I’ll Dick your York … !
- Comment on If a Space Elevator became a reality, wouldn't the cable act as a kind of wick for all of the unfiltered radiation from outside our atmosphere? 6 days ago:
I’m wondering what would keep the part in the atmosphere from building up a massive electrostatic charge.
- Comment on How long would it take a black Hole to fully absorb a person from event horizon to center of the earth style? 1 week ago:
I found this informative and mind-blowing. I know that sounds like spam, but it’s relevant to the heat death of the universe and entropy and time stopping.
- Comment on Fake moo 1 week ago:
Cow substitute. The vegans use it. ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Bovine!’
- Comment on Someone should really do something 1 week ago:
I done had me a case of the hoary puffleg the other night, dagnabbit.
- Comment on who's gonna tell him? 1 week ago:
Depends on how much he pays the judge.
- Comment on What is Substack and why all the sudden do all the content creators seem to be on it? 1 week ago:
White supremacy newsletters sound like something that should be utterly mocked.
“Welcome back to this edishun of White Like Me! In news this month, I’m still white. But I did get a nasty sunburn on account of how I done had to stand out in the sun for a half hour in my best y-fronts to fix that lazy Jim Bob’s truck before I could take it on date nite with my sister. I blame them coloured folks with their melanine and new world order ties to the Demoncrates weather control sattelights an theyre five gee! When Elon fills the sky with his sattelights, then we gon see some progress! Hail Elon!”
- Comment on What should the next President of the United States do? 2 weeks ago:
And the media propagandists who helped foment things.
- Comment on Hamster life 2 weeks ago:
And they’re classy enough to not rub our noses in it!
- Comment on Quest for Glory 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Help is needed 3 weeks ago:
Disturded
- Comment on The shrinkflation 3 weeks ago:
It’s the next Big Thing: Oil Cocktails!
- Comment on The shrinkflation 3 weeks ago:
They’ll never have that limp, soggy, and oversalted McDonalds feel like that.
- Comment on The shrinkflation 3 weeks ago:
McDonalds Rep: It’s not really fair you dug up Andre the Giant to hold our large fries in your picture.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
The similarity is that both people are happy with their thing/s. And that’s okay.
- Comment on Cube me 3 weeks ago:
If old Merrie Melodies cartoons have taught us anything, it’s that this is possible, Daffy Duck did it, and the government is going to ban all cartoons lest children run out and do it, even though they never have.
