finallymadeanaccount
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- Comment on Not real hits too 13 hours ago:
No real hits?! Oh, yeah?! Tell Tony Stark that!
- Comment on You're all friends to me 3 days ago:
By the meme’s very nature, it was funny.
- Comment on Duckduckgo search assist is not quite flawless 4 days ago:
Europe is at right angles to the flat Earth, which is why we have shadows.
- Comment on According to the New York Times, Game of Thrones is the 6th best TV show of the 21st century 5 days ago:
US. Justin Hartley.
- Comment on Brb, gomna sample some sci-fi 6 days ago:
"The Face of Bo, we used to call him … "
- Comment on According to the New York Times, Game of Thrones is the 6th best TV show of the 21st century 6 days ago:
No Will Trent? No Tracker?
- Comment on According to the New York Times, Game of Thrones is the 6th best TV show of the 21st century 6 days ago:
This is bullshit. The 21st century isn’t even over yet.
- Comment on He escaped 6 days ago:
He escaped by jogging lightly! Great job, Officer Stumbly!
- Comment on 'Deeply offensive' to suggest farmers 'prefer to abuse and exploit backpackers', NFF says 1 week ago:
But accurate.
- Comment on Y'all might not be ready for this 1 week ago:
Explicitly a live action remake
- Comment on Do turkeys that tell you to cook from frozen usually turn out as good as thawed ones? 1 week ago:
I saw that in a video with Sasha Gray once. Absolute smut.
- Comment on Do turkeys that tell you to cook from frozen usually turn out as good as thawed ones? 1 week ago:
I also cook mine upside down.
Isn’t it dangerous to take it out of the oven with your feet, or do you have special oven socks?
- Comment on Do turkeys that tell you to cook from frozen usually turn out as good as thawed ones? 1 week ago:
I don’t know. I’ve never had one talk to me about recipes. They must be thinking about food, though. Because they say ‘gobble gobble gobble’ a lot.
- Comment on Y'all might not be ready for this 1 week ago:
Robin Williams did Aladdin on the proviso nobody would do a remake.
- Comment on he did that 1 week ago:
I wish they’d stop saying he fucked kids.
It’s raped. He raped kids.
- Comment on The crazy bastards, they've finally done it 1 week ago:
What about the Insane Clown Posse version?
- Comment on Simple. Elegant. Fashionable, even. Become the envy of the airport. 1 week ago:
A small price to pay to become the envy of the airport.
- Comment on The crazy bastards, they've finally done it 1 week ago:
9,000 miles further than I’d walk just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to fall down at your door.
- Comment on The crazy bastards, they've finally done it 1 week ago:
And the spring glows, like in the picture, right? Right … ?
- Comment on What would happen if the next President, said I want that ballroom destroyed and the White House put back like it was, and I want to use all Union members? And done in Six months? 1 week ago:
They’d be really popular.
- Comment on Why yes, I do communicate via esoteric languages incomprehensible to the average person, why do you ask? 1 week ago:
How can you have a microscopic megastructure?
- Comment on Foul. 1 week ago:
“Rosebud”.
- Comment on Finally 1 week ago:
It’s like reading a news article.
- Comment on Every. Time. 2 weeks ago:
Only 36?
- Comment on I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran 2 weeks ago:
I also won’t be opening for Ed Sheeran. You can’t sit on the fence when tens of thousands of babies and children in Gaza are straight up murdered by evil IDF cowards.
Also, that motherfucker never ages. He’s probably a witch. I can only support hot skyclad witches I stumble upon in forests. Which has never happened. But I can dream, can’t I?
- Comment on Michelin-starred restaurant fined for serving dessert topped with ants 2 weeks ago:
Ants are used as an ingredient in the US and Europe
What do you people use ants in?
- Comment on Michelin-starred restaurant fined for serving dessert topped with ants 2 weeks ago:
That’s not as difficult as harvesting moth balls. It’s so hard to get their tiny legs apart!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
But … the whole point is making it bigger!
- Comment on Just a matter of time before it's reality 2 weeks ago:
And the FBI thought having to watch people through their computer screens was a shitty job.
- Comment on Reproductive strategy 2 weeks ago:
“Squawk! Get out of there, other bird’s jizz! You do not belong in there! You are not my jizz! Squawk!”