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- Comment on Viktor Orbán loses control of the crowd, gets booed at his own campaign event as he accuses the attendants of being Pro-Ukraine protesters 19 hours ago:
I love this for him.
- Comment on Eboni Dark'ness Clucking Raven Way 19 hours ago:
The secret to getting work at KFC is applying old school … with a paper application so greasy, it’s see-through.
- Comment on cleanliness is next to godliness that’s why i always swallow🫶 1 day ago:
Why does it look like Whoopie Goldberg?
- Comment on Weird... 1 day ago:
Come on, media people. Stop breathing down his neck!
- Comment on I choose hating your job in unconventional ways. 1 day ago:
“Great Rao!”
- Comment on Anon is a youtuber 2 days ago:
Has OP considered wearing one of those aprons with boobs on them?
- Comment on omg hes just like me 2 days ago:
Sounds like the pinnacle of evolution.
- Comment on You can just do stuff. 3 days ago:
Vincent D’Onofrio: Pig God
- Comment on 😐?? 3 days ago:
Bah! I’m so smart I don’t need a calculator to answer those questions!
- Comment on Or a glazed doughnut idk 4 days ago:
Do … do cinnamon rolls need to be covered in cum now? When did that come in? Is this a JFK Jr thing?
- Comment on It's true 4 days ago:
Is it just me, or does that guy looks like a black David Letterman?
- Comment on Kevin Smith, poet. 4 days ago:
So he’s saying it’s not pink.
- Comment on Anon contemplates AI 5 days ago:
Musk is working on it. Once his Optimus robots are advanced enough, he’ll shrink them down to adolescent size and figure out how to put artificial skin and hair over them so they’ll look like the Grok demos of 12 year old girls he keeps posting on Twitter.
- Comment on vlc thigh high 5 days ago:
I just blu-rayed myself.
- Comment on 5 days ago:
misread stigma as smegma
- Comment on betrayal 5 days ago:
Will your girlfriend delete your browser history?!
- Comment on Will it float rule 6 days ago:
Why don’t … why don’t they just throw a giraffe in water to see what happens?
- Comment on What is likely to happen when/if trump dies? 1 week ago:
Anyone heard from his wife in the last decade or so?
- Comment on This is heresy but lol 1 week ago:
Never really heard them before, so I did a quick YouTube check, and decided they sound kind of like a metal version of free form jazz; lots of noise, but nothing you can really grab onto and enjoy.
- Comment on Guess who will be classified as an extremist by Palantir in 2030 for expressing criticism of pedophilia 1 week ago:
But we’ll all be together and have so many new friends to join us and everything will be wonderful!
- Comment on Red, White and Blue 1 week ago:
First guy looks like he’s sniffing a part of undies.
- Comment on The difference is real 1 week ago:
Once again, Obama outclasses Trump just by existing.
- Comment on I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, 1 week ago:
Like … in a go-kart?
- Comment on Is trying weed edibles worth it? 1 week ago:
And prepare what you’re gonna have ahead of time for if you get the munchies. The first time I ever smoked weed, I ate a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter (because it was the quickest food I could get my hands on) and spent the next hour thinking I was alternately gonna throw up or shit myself … while high.
- Comment on Motorcycle parts 1 week ago:
On the seat.
- Comment on Turkey Mention 1 week ago:
Members of PETA casn’t just say this sort of thing without offering some kind of alternative. Until they start selling chunks of themselves as replacement meat, I’m just not gonna take them seriously!
- Comment on Anon quotes a movie line 1 week ago:
That’s right! He didn’t say that! Because it was a British movie! He said, “Oi! Pip pip, me ol’ sausage! You’re that killer bint everyone’s barneying on about, what?”
- Comment on Anon has a hobby 1 week ago:
Wait. I wanna hear more about the weird shit that was done.
- Comment on Normal 1 week ago:
Do you really want to see a T-Rex running towards you with a huge erection?
- Comment on Normal 1 week ago:
Alvin and the Titdogs