finallymadeanaccount

@finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm here waiting, girl. You got my digits⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “Soon … soon, my friends … she will have a bulge there!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literally a shitpost.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  … I see what you did there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literally a shitpost.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Frozen shit everywhere, tripping over dead people, lack of oxygen, rubbish strewn about, frostbite, lines and wait times to get to the peak … sounds like a massive tourism drawcard!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As adults, do you still watch kids’ cartoons, either old or new?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re damn right I watch X-Men and Dragonball-Z!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come people get fined for breaking the law and it goes to the state or county? Why doesn't the fine go to the victim or victims? Instead of having to pay restitution just fine them.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because someone has to pay the people who give out the fines, otherwise they wouldn’t be able to give out the fines, because they’d be working elsewhere. It’s the delicate balance of nature.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Memories of defragging your computer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you. Turns out Windows is maintaining everything and no action was needed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reads horror⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So … adult-minds having sex with children’s bodies?

  That makes it worse!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can we do a worldwide search for Mr D? He might still be alive. I wanna know if it all worked out for him. Is he still very blond?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Memories of defragging your computer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have two 10 terabyte external hard drives that go whirr (so I assume there are platters in there). Do they need a defrag? I’m running Windows 11.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨disgusting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow! Elephant Man! It’s a wonder his parents didn’t sell him to the circus when he was born.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boomer comics⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Grok, where do I put my pennis?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gonna be straight forward, how is Donald Trump not considered a Global/Donestic Terrorist?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought it was because Bush Jr literally said, “God told me to kill Saddam”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ultimate commuting strategy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  triggered The man in the first bus on the bottom left is manspreading!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Today is my Null Smoothie Day!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is wrong with Pop OS?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  CrunchBang

  (Which I actually liked).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you pronounce 'Niche'?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Noots

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh no I've dropped my box of Twinkies. This is such a...uh...oh, what's the word I'm looking for...?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Slight inconvenience?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lord Lucifer, hear my prayers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but you could own a piece of the True Cross!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lord Lucifer, hear my prayers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps someone with electronics knowledge could have it surreptitiously wired so a hidden battery produces heat along the frame (activated just before the miraclee leaves), and the person who ultimately moves it is startled by it being hot to the touch?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh no..⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the international symbol for The Washing Machine Has Completed Its Washing Cycle. It means the crew and passengers will be arriving at shore with clean, spiffy, fresh-smelling duds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry, force of habit my B⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  His hospital toilet kink

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe vegans have a point.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  fug ditches, spen runny

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are people trying to raid Scientology buildings around the world?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Journalists don’t research in 2026. They either copy/paste what their editors tell them to, or get AI to write their articles.

  I exaggerate. There are many fine investigative journalists out there who deserve more recognition that they get. No I won’t list them.

  But you can! Who are some of your favourite serious journalists?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon poses a question⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey! Piss off! We’re closed! Go sleep it off somewhere else, Dust Head!

  'less you wanna get mutilated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yep it's a scam. It's just regular milk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know skim milk is just regular milk with water added to thin it out. At least, that’s what it tastes like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is the face of a cat in this picture. Can you find it?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that from season 3 of The next Great Artist?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a friend currently in Japan⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This must be where David Miscavige’s wife is!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do you think realistically would happen the moment we meet extraterrestrials?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget, someone from 4chan’s /x/ would try to fuck one of them. In public. At the reveal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100 Friends⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I nearly had 100 friends. All I needed was 100 more friends.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's in the wrong here?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Could’ve been, “Thank God, you found a promising opportunity. Hope it goes well”.