finallymadeanaccount

@finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Acciracy⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I would’ve thought corruption, racism and being fat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Akshually...⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, that needs to be tweeted to Elon Musk whenever he tries to be cool by telling some lame ‘joke’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rage for the machine?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “Ah! The giants!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This one was invented, by a writer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I play charades at my doctor. Does that count?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Liberal leader Angus Taylor says he wants to focus on housing affordability⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Couldn’t hurt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Liberal leader Angus Taylor says he wants to focus on housing affordability⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He can say whatever he likes, but only fools would believe him, because - like everyone else in the LNP - he’s lied incessantly for decades, and keeps warm by lodging himself firmly up Gina’s large intestine.

  Unfortunately, Albanese’s tarnished Labor so much, they’re not a viable alternative. Clearly doing something about housing affordability requires more than just a promise. And maybe he should’ve asked the country first whether or not we wanted a genocidal maniac over for high tea.

  Given I’m not a raging bigot and possess an IQ over 90, I won’t be voting PHON.

  Or Clot of Trumpriots (or whatever Palmer will market himself as this go-round, with his eye-searing yellow billboards).

  Best this former Labor voter can hope for is a decent Indy and the Greens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a culture/country that doesn't have sarcasm in its language?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh suuuure!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla's flashing lights⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Even after unknown persons broke the floodlights? Weird.

  Unknown persons have broken the floodlights, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eggs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ackshually … there’s only one facehugger per egg.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bro caught slippin⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Only reprobates and recidivists abscond!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bro caught slippin⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I know the sentence has words in it, but I’ve never seen them in that order before.

  Also, who is stealing the firearm?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Angus Taylor rolls Sussan Ley to become Liberal leader⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno. I’ve been getting pretty fucking sick of some of the shit Labor’s been up to - or not been up to - despite promises to the contrary. I’ve voted Labor for decades, but I won’t be next time. I won’t be voting Libs, Phon, Other Assorted Fuckwits, either, of course. Hopefully there’ll be a progressive Indy I can vote for. If not, the Greens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨T-shirt?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  For front butt support.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Use the garden hose like a civilized human being⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  … well, what else are sinks for?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do you recommend I carry in my first wallet?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Traditionally, a condom. But only for a decade or so. Just long enough for it to mark an eternal shape of dismal circumstance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a few⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like He needs to get back to work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unfortunate Development for Duke Poop'Em⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  From the classic internet - Ventrilo Harassment:

  “Blow it out your ass!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ham flesh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And you’re just as edible!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk which would be worse tbh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not Rai because of Valiant Comics?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is where baby universes come from.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah, customer service⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So yesterday, they just phoned it in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twodaloo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Him: “Darling, your eyes sparkle like stars in the cosmos! My love for you is eternal!”

  Her: “Nngh!” ptttttthhhhhhhht PLOP

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unsurprised Musk is in there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Which of Trump’s closeted mob was this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Set them free and let them bask in the fresh air of nature⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm. In Australia, there’s 11 and a half.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would you spell the sound Transformers make when they transform?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They don’t use it enough in the movies.

• How would you spell the sound Transformers make when they transform?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fry your flour in butter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Even better, butter the outside too and fry the toast in it. Melts in your mouth! Makes a lot of smoke in the kitchen, but melts in your mouth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨smh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Too a minute to understand the ‘m’ means ‘miles’ not meters.