finallymadeanaccount

@finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who was Trevor Moore⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I say bad things about dead people all the time. Listen: “Lindsey Graham was a cunt”. See?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't believe this is the only comm that will not throw a hissy fit about this.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, at least she wasn’t on Spirit Airlines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t you lie to me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d never steal from Santa, 'cause that ain’t right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is 23⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If only Anon could find a career jacking off and watching TV.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Famous statue of Virgin Mary⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is there a man in a boat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the Pope uses his teeth to eat food⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, it wouldn’t have if the Pope of the time was Reginald the Bitey!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gina Rinehart funded flights and fashion show for Pauline Hanson⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why hasn’t the rotund shitbag expired from obesity-related health issues yet?

  Why hasn’t hate eaten Hanson alive from the inside?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I didn't realize masala, was spicy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sriracha Cock Sauce

  I truly don’t know what that is, and I’m afraid to look it up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I didn't realize masala, was spicy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I found out the same thing about butter chicken. Sounds great, don’t it? Chicken cooked in butter! Yummy!

  I honestly had no idea it was so spicy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨virtual politics⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I like how he worked hard for The People all his life to be remembered so fondly, and with such great respect, after he passed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh. I had no idea. Their reboot didn’t last long.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This sounds suspiciously like a power-tripping ex-Reddit mod, who found themselves on the wrong side of a Reddit bot ban, and gravitated to Lemmy, bringing with them the sense of entitlement, haughtiness, and ridiculous God Complex the worse Reddit mods carried. And, upon realising that shit don’t fly here, chucked a tanty, and piddled with impotent anger and thoughts of vengeance, like a rabid locust.

  Maybe they’ll be happier at Digg?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pervert cancer⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Polite Sex. Hugh Grant voice; “Oh, uh, yes, I, uh, I do appreciate how you, uh, apply lubricant on, uh, o-o-on the, uh, that device, uh, before you, uh, i-i-i-nsert it, uh, there”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pervert cancer⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope they eat lettuce.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RAM crisis averted⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How much are these TittyChips?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thirsty much?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You know who else has men-only gyms? The Taliban!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pentagone leader Peter Hegseth in the Capitol. This is what power looks like.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never seen ‘a little bitch’ spelled as ‘power’ before.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MoistReeves⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And then he repeats it four or five times. I love the guy, but I’ve noticed he’s a little repetitive. Like, he just goes on with the same point several times? It’s noticeable how he talks about the topic of his video several times during the video.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wisdom of the ancients⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, son of a bitch …

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sit down!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Goddess of war, pestilence and healing

  That’s quite the resume.

  “Yes, I decided to minor in Healing just to round things out”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this absolute bullshit from reddit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “That never happens to me”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YEAH! Wait, what?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But won’t that mean there are twice as many of them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She was born for this.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This could be the new Murder She Wrote!

  Shitbox, She Sold

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alternative medicine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but I’ll be he doesn’t have horse worms anymore!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is negative voltage?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Voltage that isn’t fun to be around because it’s always such a downer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heh heh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If the housing market goes into the shitter…

  … the renter pays less rent.

  In nearly 30 years of renting, the rent has never gone down, regardless of what the market is doing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New bizz hit me up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Little known fact, but bricks through the windscreen are the natural enemies of the burnout.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come not all people are organ donors? It's not like they will need them where ever they go.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t give a fuck. Take 'em when I go, if you want. I doubt they’ll be any good, but recycling’s ‘in’ these days, so …

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50,424 AD⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I … I kind of want to see a photo comic in the style above, exploring the life and times of this creature now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting bathroom design⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  KNEEL BEFORE THE POO KING!