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- Comment on YSK that you shouldn't sit on the toilet right after lifting the lid, because the escaping fumes will enter your anus and it's really bad for you 1 day ago:
Lifting the what? In my house we lift nothing! The toilet is ready to receive at a moment’s notice without all this ‘lifting’ malarkey!
- Comment on We're thinking Urethra or Diphteria if it's a girl 1 day ago:
Pete Nutall
Rod Hardson
Jim Dick
Dick Batter
Stiffy Hunt
- Comment on Are we at a point in human history where we can get robotic limbs and other things to better our day to day lives? Like a robotic arm where I can pick up 100lbs with one arm and so forth? 2 days ago:
Best I can do is fuse some of your vetebrae.
- Comment on The United Kingdom moves against Israeli settlers but for now, Australia stands still | Laura Tingle 2 days ago:
What I can’t figure out is why Albanese’s behaving as if he doesn’t want Labor to win the next federal election. All he has to do is listen to people (or even actually interact with his Twitter account occasionally, instead of handing down proclamations from on high).
No, talking to that Kyle fuckwit on the radio wasn’t enough.
Here’s a few ideas about what could be:
The vast majority of Australians are horrified by the genocide? Don’t support the country that’s engaging in genocide in any way, shape, or form.
The cost of cigarettes making smokers buy black market supplies, which never diminish, no matter how many raids and arrests there are? In addition to the government losing billions in sin tax revenue to the black market? Drop the ridiculous tax down to reasonable levels. Let adults decide what they want to do with their own bodies, including smoking, vaping/flavoured juice/vaporiser power levels, alcohol and weed.
US president a fucking lunatic, and pushing us towards war with China (just like majority media owner Murdoch) so a handful of arseholes can get rich selling weapons at the cost of human lives? Find ‘the mongrel’ you used to be, Albanese, and tell US warmongers like Trump and Hegseth to piss off. They haven’t done shit for us in over 70 years, but they’ve pulled us into plenty of it. Lot of other countries we can ally with. Get into some of that sweet, sweet EU/Canada action before it’s too late!
I don’t give a fuck if most politicians own 12 investment properties and will lose money if housing costs come down, and availability increases. Throw incentives at trade courses, get people trained up and building houses ASAP. We’re not stupid; we know Morrison defunded TAFE so there’d be less in the way of qualified tradies building houses, meaning Labor (but, really, the Australian people) would have to deal with it. Kick doing something about it into high gear!
The LNP also ramped up the anti-immigration thing, too. We need qualified workers to build stuff, look after people, etc. But we don’t have enough due to Morrison defunding education (or increasing fees on it). So we import people to do the work. Then the LNP, PHON, Murdoch Media, neo-nazis, etc have someone convenient to blame their woes on.
If the LNP get back in, they’ll put everyone receiving any type of government payment on Twiggy’s arsecard, meaning the government decides what those people can spend 90% of their income on. Sorry, your Nan can only shop at government-approved stores, not the small local discount store where she can find things at a better price for her meagre pension.
If the LNP get back in, we’ll all cop it in the neck. They haven’t changed since Morrison, and Dutton, and we all remember what a shitshow those shitheads were.
And don’t even get me started on PHON. How shit a job is Labor doing if more people are looking at that wrinkled, bigoted slag as a legitimate alternative? She’s associated with neo-nazis, for fuck sake!
Easiest advice for any politician? Be less like Trump, and more like Mamdani.
Labor? Start listening to - and acting on - what the people actually want.
- Comment on Anon uses AI in a smart way 3 days ago:
Sometimes, two big strong firemen hold it up. Apparently.
- Comment on Anon uses AI in a smart way 3 days ago:
“Oh, Donald! Your penis must be enormous to hold that gut off your knees!”
- Comment on Walmart Shopping Carts Left Feet Away from the Cart Corral. 4 days ago:
Cart Narcs dropping the ball.
- Comment on Ken? 🤞🏼 4 days ago:
It’s good to have goals.
- Comment on Ontario, Canada 🇨🇦 banned bike lanes and speed cameras. Now their neighborhood streets are turning into a lawless free-for-all 5 days ago:
It’s the American influence.
- Comment on Why do women in golf wear those short/skirt things while the men wear pants? 1 week ago:
“Jesus Christ, Barry! You’re 79 years old! Yes, your balls hang out the bottom of your shorts! Now put 'em away before someone tries to see if they can get a birdie!”
- Comment on Why do women in golf wear those short/skirt things while the men wear pants? 1 week ago:
Because old men make the rules on most golf courses.
- Comment on It's time to move on....to JEANS! 1 week ago:
70s bellbottoms meets 80s parachute pants.
- Comment on Bodycam footage shows police officer revelling after altercation with Herzog protester [FULL TEXT IN POST] 1 week ago:
Punching someone in the head while they’re down isn’t something to boast about; it’s something a coward does. Still, it is the NSW police, so …
- Comment on currently busy 😅 1 week ago:
“Aye, come in, I was just getting the place ready for you!”
- Comment on Gotta catch 'em all... 1 week ago:
Oh, so that’s why people went there! To play Pokemon Go!No wonder the DoJ isn’t proceeding to charge anyone with anything! It was just good, wholesome Pokemoning!
- Comment on Two full raccoons y'all 1 week ago:
How many badgers is that? Asking for a friend.
- Comment on Good shot 1 week ago:
Jesus is helping the IDF now?
- Comment on Emo music 🔥🔥🔥 1 week ago:
It’s a cool video. Has Lou Diamond Philips in it!
- Comment on Comedian’s visa sabotaged, war crimes suspects cheered through 1 week ago:
Who the fuck thought letting child murdering IDF inhumans into our country was a good idea? And if they’re citizens, then fuck them off to Israel anyway, since the IDF’s undisputable zeal for mass murder is incompatible with modern Australian values! Or, at least, it fucking should be!
- Comment on Interesting movie detail you've never noticed 1 week ago:
But many in the IDF are the type of predators who target children.
- Comment on We're All Gonna Die :) 1 week ago:
Apparently, hospitals are removing many of these from people’s rectums on a regular basis.
- Comment on We're All Gonna Die :) 1 week ago:
And all those generations are suffering increased radiation from all the nuclear bomb testing that’s been happening over the last several generations!
- Comment on Whites never been so bright 1 week ago:
Up next on 5-Minute Tips … !
- Comment on Close but no cigar 1 week ago:
At least he’s getting his steps in!
- Comment on Is anyone else skeptical of the story about a 13 year old dying after eating 3 packs of raw noodles? 1 week ago:
No. They were American noodles. US food kills like no other on Earth.
- Comment on Elegant yet informal 1 week ago:
An eggcellent eggample of eggregious eggstravagance.
(My spell checker just had a stroke).
- Comment on Weirdo "News Presenter" criticises the left politicising Dolly Parton's death... whilst politicising her death. 2 weeks ago:
Oh, God. That fucking idiot.
(Rita Panahi).
- Comment on No Such Thing 2 weeks ago:
Quick! Everyone believe the government department!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Then Lila should’ve spoken for longer.
- Comment on Elons not a gamer. 2 weeks ago:
If you’re Musk, you’ll claim you know all about it.
