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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Soup does not want you to know this⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “Ugly bags of mostly water”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is South Korea "Over"? Is Japan on the verge of "Collapse"? Do these narratives have real evidence or just exaggerating/fearmongering?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t think about any of that. Some rando on the internet just said Australia has fallen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any advice appreciated⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  At least the politicians and billionaires won’t bear any consequences for it.

  Hey, waitaminute! That’s not a good thing!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any advice appreciated⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  See if you can go back. It’s awful out here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Siphoning 101⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, that bus only has wheels on its left hand side!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pulled over⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I recall an Insane Clown Posse skit/track where the officer asks Shaggy2Dope something like, “And where are we going today in such a hurry?”

  And Shaggy replied, “Up your Ma’s ass”.

  Which I thought was somewhat amusing, given police pulling people over would only ever receive polite responses from drivers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can a U.S. president premptively pardon themself?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  See, this is how Judge Death got his start.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This could be interesting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Snakes on a Plane in the Ass

  Django Unchained in the Ass

  Catch Me if You Can in the Ass

  The Ring in the Ass

  Jumanji: The Next Level in the Ass

  The Lighthouse in the Ass

  Shazam in the Ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soup Rule⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Totally irresponsibly! Now your kids are gonna be rushing around with a salt high!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is it uncommon for kids commute to & from school in the US on their own?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry. Every time I hear ‘yellow school bus’, this plays in my head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bye meme man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I like to think he was beamed up to paradise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨insults⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Golly! Harsh!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just Noting That Your Candy Corn Is Made of Bug Secretions / Sorry!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Red food colouring or cosmetics? It’s called Carmine, and is made from dissolved insects.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Move over powered milk, it onion time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What in the fuck is the thing in the bottom right?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Move over powered milk, it onion time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s now a witchety grub, it’s a cockchafer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot sauce⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But surely she was just helping condition his anus to better withstand the heat coming out after lovingly preparing a concoction of his favourite chili?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Go outside, near the toilets. Whoever owns the toilets will soon be encouraged to provide fairer fare inside the toilets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I a bad person for instantly thinking sexual thoughts when I seen this ad promoting Christianity?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop! Stop! I can only get so Ecclesiastes!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it still there‽⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  UberEats guy delivered some food yesterday. Walked up the driveway, bag in one hand, the other one scratching his nethers. Not a good look.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a victim⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. Drivethru Girl is a monster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do millennials keep looking significantly more youthful than previous generations?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a pretty catchy one that came out in 1981 in Australia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Web shooter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You know your comics!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy and Soapy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a forgery! They eyes are both within the face!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is the banana for scale?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A bi-partisan weirdo!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Web shooter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a comic book where a guy was gonna cum on some toilet paper, fold it, wait for it to dry, then use it as a knife.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you know any real-life person with the first name “Lucifer”?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, but I met a bloke called ZOLTAN! once. That’s how he pronounced it, allcaps and exclamation mark.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does the microwave button have a "popcorn" button when every microwave popcorn brand says "DO NOT USE THE POPCORN BUTTON"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Long ago, Popcorn Button dishonoured himself and his family by breaking his word. Popcorn challenged him to battle, but Popcorn Button was a coward, and fled. Popcorn pursued him across valleys and over mountains, to the edge of the sea. There, Popcorn fought Popcorn Button for twelve days and twelve nights. No clear victor emerged, and the feud continues to this day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon thinks she's exaggerating⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know why

  she swallowed the fly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember to vote! Have you already? We did.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good to see Juggalos getting out to vote!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your package has finally arrived⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh. It looked bigger in the picture.