finallymadeanaccount
@finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
- Comment on Interesting bathroom design 18 hours ago:
KNEEL BEFORE THE POO KING!
- Comment on Never hurts to check though 1 day ago:
Good call!
- Comment on Never hurts to check though 2 days ago:
History shall record this as the first example of how ‘AI’ caused humans to lose the ability to think.
- Comment on good idea, no downsides 2 days ago:
On today’s episode of Extreme Built-In Appliances …
- Comment on foil 5 days ago:
“Yaw?”
- Comment on Why Aren't there More Fem-Focused Werewolf Stories? 6 days ago:
In comics, Alan Moore wrote Swamp Thing vol 2 #40 (1982)'s ‘The Curse’.
- Comment on Loosing my religion 6 days ago:
Oh, it’s too late for Anon. If he tries to leave her, the family will consider it a demon attack, and surround them both until they fuck in front of them. Then it’ll be brought up every thanksgiving.
- Comment on Heat waves hate this one WEIRD trick 6 days ago:
He looks like a gopher that just came up out of the ground! Either that, or a naked mole rat.
- Comment on modest fashion is the best💖 1 week ago:
What happened to that ‘fingerbra challenge’ tiktok and the like used to do?
- Comment on Explosive Diarrhea Is Surging Across The US Right Now : ScienceAlert 1 week ago:
eating food or drinking water contaminated by feces
The fuck are you doing, America?!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Why are all higher ups in unions complete caricatures of higher ups in unions? Gold chain. Cigar. Flattened pearhead. Gold bracelet. Gold rings. Blubber farm almost grown enough to be an ICE agent. What gives?
- Comment on Taking a spin around the pond in my boat 1 week ago:
Hey! When that pond floods, that boat can travel three, maybe even four, feet!
- Comment on I was just leaving to go to a friend's party, and here he is out joy riding again. He just doesn't listen 1 week ago:
UberBarks
- Comment on Anon suspects danger 1 week ago:
No, these are classic signs she’s chosen Anon for a threesome. He needs to signal his consent by grabbing both the boyfriend and the space invader on the arse, and yelling, “Sure, I’d love to be the meat in the sandwich!”
- Comment on blow them all away 1 week ago:
Fun Fact: Sandra Bullock was willing to do the blink-and-you’ll-miss-it nudity for the virtual sex scene between Huxley and Spartan, but director Marco Brambilla chose a body double, because he decided he needed someone with (and I quote), “A bigger rack”.
- Comment on How do you keep your shit organized? 1 week ago:
I don’t know if any of these will help, but I hope they do. I’ve found ways I didn’t know to store art equipment by watching similar videos.
- Comment on what are the recruiters recruiting me for😰 1 week ago:
What fucking study determined this? How do recruiters know?
- Comment on After seeing that sign I would carry him in 1 week ago:
Duckists and their rampant duckism really quacks me off!
- Comment on blow them all away 1 week ago:
- Comment on Keep off the sofa 2 weeks ago:
Would you wanna measure his inner thigh for a fitted suit?
- Comment on Do black people actually want to be called Black with capital B? 2 weeks ago:
I know one word I’ll never call them, capital or not. It’s also why I can’t sing along with Busta Rhymes songs, if I’m being honest.
- Comment on No, you don't escape this one Microsoft! 2 weeks ago:
Were you being paid for this ungodly hour activity?
- Comment on Finally an explanation 2 weeks ago:
Yes, thank you Elon, we’ve heard it all before.
- Comment on Flock of scissors 2 weeks ago:
Two pairs.
- Comment on In France, to slow down traffic, they have these fake children by the side of the road 2 weeks ago:
That fake child is ugly. It would be wrong not to speed up.
- Comment on Do not draw me without reason, do not wield me without valor. 2 weeks ago:
When you need to use a toothpick from behind your teeth … !
- Comment on these folks loved their social programs and FDR 2 weeks ago:
The good thing is we can label generations, so we can continue being divisive, and not place blame for everything bad squarely where it belongs: Politicians and the Uber-Rich.
- Comment on How the explosion of the ultra-wealthy risks democracy 3 weeks ago:
I guarantee there are ‘elite’ out there seething that Musk has ‘their’ money, and will do anything to somehow get it from him.
- Comment on Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now 3 weeks ago:
Sounds like he’s saying he values cars more than children. I mean, yeah, both can be noisy and annoying, but only one will grow up to pay tax.
- Comment on what even is the purpose of life? 3 weeks ago:
On the plus side, you only have to keep busy until the wonderful day it all finally ends. sob
