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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do you think Hitler killed himself? Imagine thousands of minions in the bunker with him all chanting ‘ba-na-nah’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sometimes nature is a tattle tale⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  She appears to be a hirsutely-eyebrowed lass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨go watch Twin Peaks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Is there any nudity?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, great. I’m a pig farmer called Dink Smallwood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pauline Hanson still doesn't like Mardi Gras, says sexuality should be 'behind closed doors'⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  BOINNNG!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OCUPADO!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  rattle rattle

  “Uh! Wh-who is it?!”

  RATTLE RATTLE

  “Uh … occupied!”

  BAM BAM BAM “UUARRRRRGH! UUARRRRRGH!”

  “I, uh … j-just you wait until I-”

  BANG BANG BANG! "UUARRGLE! UUARRGLE!

  “Right, you! What’s your-”

  Bathroom is empty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Large Hardon Collider⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “We found the particle that gives all other particles ass!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pauline Hanson still doesn't like Mardi Gras, says sexuality should be 'behind closed doors'⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The words ‘Pauline Hanson’ and ‘sexuality’ should never be in the same sentence. Now I’ll never get another erection.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨revolutionary⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What is the word he hides?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How the tables have turned⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They could’ve just left him in the cart, taped it shut. But, noooooooo!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CAH at it again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CAH at it again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because it’s a chance to give Elon Musk shit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CAH at it again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s been saying he wants to do more live streams, too. Based on a past livestream he did, that’ll be fun for many people!

  Elon has no real friends and will die alone

  Elon has no real friends and will die alone

  Elon has no real friends and will die alone

  Elon has no real friends and will die alone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A customized delivery experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Guess they also encourage their customers to Kennedy Jr their food off the road, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those damned leftists!!!1!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you thought of some colourful throw pillows, a few LED strips, and jaunty polka playing in the background? Many the dour room has been turned gay with the addition of a little colour and music.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those damned leftists!!!1!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I worry the gay room isn’t large enough. But at least there’s a straight line from the sex before marriage lounge to the abortion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lord give me strength⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay. So where are the F7U12 Tendies?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be a punk rocker⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, Harrison Ford does, indeed, play the President, and he’s sorrowful for what happened. And Captain America is also sad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Suit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good. Because I need a suit for when I cup my genitals and filter my farts through my fingers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A slain officer who acted heroically gets booed. He was a Marine veteran. Really great culture.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But … Republicans are so much like the Taliban.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hopeposting⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that why? Damn! The more you know!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Supergirl 2026 storyline⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lassie Has a Psychotic Reaction to Krokodil

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Different strokes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Never doubt the dick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Local newspaper presents paid political advertising in the same format as a regular news article⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does AI even have editors?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Based arguments for solar⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not even. Primarily because they can’t speak.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can people know what they want at a given moment?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know if you do (and it’s none of my business, so I’m not asking), but if you suffer from depression, or are on some medications for it, a lack of enthusiasm can be a side-effect, and a review with your doctor may be needed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can people know what they want at a given moment?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Put your hand on a hot stovetop. You’ll rapidly become overwhelmed with the desire to remove it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who was Trevor Moore⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I say bad things about dead people all the time. Listen: “Lindsey Graham was a cunt”. See?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't believe this is the only comm that will not throw a hissy fit about this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, at least she wasn’t on Spirit Airlines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t you lie to me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d never steal from Santa, 'cause that ain’t right.