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- Comment on Teachers deserve more money. 5 days ago:
Teachers have deserved more money for decades. Politicians have been promising teachers more money for decades so they can be elected to forget about giving teachers more money. I don’t know what the moral of the story is.
- Comment on My weekend 6 days ago:
There’s something cozy about being able to indulge in the simple pleasures of life.
- Comment on What a world 2 weeks ago:
Knobsters are part of a knob.
- Comment on Glasses 2 weeks ago:
I got pretty bad blepharitis once from using expired eyedrops (figured it wouldn’t be a problem to use a couple of drops … figured wrong). Lasted about a week; treatment was antibiotic eyedrops. Anyhow, during that time, it was very uncomfortable to open my eyes, and just a little more comfortable to keep them closed. So I kept them closed for most of a week.
I noticed that without my brain processing so much visual input, things seemed … ‘quieter’ somehow (is the only word I can think of for it) inside my head. Less busy. More … peaceful.
I wear glasses for distance and reading, but, of course, wasn’t during my ‘off week’. But relevant to OP’s question, I think, is the sense of peace that came from less visual stimulation.
I have spent times without my glasses, and found it to be less … busy. But I get eyestrain and a headache within a few hours, due to, I guess, trying to focus, or interpret, what I was seeing. So, yes, sometimes I take my glasses off to give my brain a break.
- Comment on classic 2 weeks ago:
Wait, so Shallah … ate Nemo?!
- Comment on Elon Musk 2 weeks ago:
I take great joy in the knowledge that nothing ever will.
- Comment on Elon Musk 2 weeks ago:
Nah. Musk prefers 'em to look like 12 year olds.
- Comment on [insert title card] 2 weeks ago:
Previously on Dragonball z:
“Oooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeee! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
- Comment on What do late night talk show hosts telling their guest when they walk out and hug? Or when they go to commercial break? 2 weeks ago:
Masturbate furiously. Furiously!
- Comment on Anon sacrifices for the family 2 weeks ago:
No Eating Elephant Testes
- Comment on Am I?😰 2 weeks ago:
Well … You are unscubscribe, but the original message was sent to y0u.
- Comment on outdoor activities 2 weeks ago:
Once so mighty, but now undergoing a difficult retirement.
- Comment on Nerve-controlled prosthetics 3 weeks ago:
No mayo dispenser?
- Comment on How do I remove bird poop from cement and/or metal surfaces? 3 weeks ago:
Vigorous licking. I mean, really get in there. Commit. Clean surfaces are no joke. You have to be ready to do the work.
- Comment on Don't blink 3 weeks ago:
That reminds me, I need to get my eyeballs sliced to drain some floaters.
- Comment on What they took from us 3 weeks ago:
X-Men '97 continues where X-Men left off. Worth a watch.
- Comment on I refuse to let my 45 visa-free days in Vietnam run out without getting DP'ed for the first time. 3 weeks ago:
Don’t worry, Aldo. At least the government’s fucking you.
- Comment on Anon has a very specific goal 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk. 3 weeks ago:
“I used this to pretend I’m Homelander!”
- Comment on What are some drugs you think will make a comeback like qualewds or thai sticks or window pane? Does history always repeats itself apply to drugs? 3 weeks ago:
krokodil
Smooth skin is yesterday, man!
- Comment on When did the world change to the so called hashtag? When I was younger it was only the pound sign. So hashtag Taylor Swift still reads in my mind pound Taylor Swift? 3 weeks ago:
You just wanted to say ‘pound Taylor Swift’, didn’t you?
- Comment on the simulation jumped the shark with the is Trump guy 3 weeks ago:
I’d like to see Trump fight. It’d be funny.
“I know fighting. NOBODY knows more about fighting than me. I was at the MMZ the other night. Big guys came up to me, tears in their eyes, “MR PRESIDENT, can you give me some advice for my next fight?”
“Don’t get in the octagone with everybody’s favourite president”, I told him. I meant it as a joke. I do that self-depreciating humour, because I’m so humble. Lot of people don’t think I am, but I am. I don’t like to brag, but I’m the best at self-depreciting. Believe me. Believe me.
Anyway, you could tell from the fear in his eyes he thought I was serious. Which is okay. If I was there, it would be MY ring. I wouldn’t want to be in my ring with me either”.
- Comment on It used to mean "happy" 3 weeks ago:
When I pretend I’m gay
I never feel that way
I’m only painting the clouds with sunshine
- Bing Crosby feat. Buddy Cole & His Trio
- Comment on Hungry 3 weeks ago:
You don’t. The heron’s frozen, too.
- Comment on What's your Don Martin sound effect name? 3 weeks ago:
We get very few originals like Don Martin anymore.
- Comment on Man charged with using newly banned phrases in Queensland tries to argue law 'insane' 3 weeks ago:
It is insane. And absolutely no surprise such a totalitarian law came from Crisafulli. If he has his druthers, it’ll soon be illegal to say, “Stop mass murdering babies and children, you zionist IDF fucks!”
- Comment on When your store has lots of traffic but few sales 3 weeks ago:
“And, for some reason, people are sitting nearby, masturbating!”
- Comment on Interesting shirt 3 weeks ago:
Not as painful as picking one off a tree!
- Comment on Coalition's migration plan panned as 'Trumpian', likened to 'White Australia' era 3 weeks ago:
He did. Locals organised a snap mass protest, and he walked it back very quickly.
- Comment on 謝謝（不,我沒有精神分裂症） 3 weeks ago:
Wait until you find out what they’re doing to you through your toilet seat!
