He doesn’t play games. He pays people for high level accounts and then gets butthurt when his stream chat absolutely clowns on him for playing like an absolute fucking n00b
Elons not a gamer.
Submitted 3 weeks ago by WanderWisley@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
FatVegan@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
People always say that it doean’t matter, and they should focus on the reall issues. And i agree, but still, it shows just how pathetic and just what kind of loser he is.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 weeks ago
Mockery is the one tactic from the left that the right does not have a strategy to resist. They cannot stand up to trolling.
That’s one of the reasons the right has spent the last decade trying to convince the left that trolling is “theirs” and it can’t work for us. It’s an obvious lie and we’re not falling for it.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The real issue is that this situation isn’t fictional.
Malica@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
He’s literally Jp from Grandma’s Boy
gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
He’d rather kill hundreds of thousands of children in real life by cutting off international food aid through DOGE 💀💀. I hope his ass gets cooked at Nuremberg 2.0
decolo@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I’ll bring the huge stew pot
Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
I just can’t shoot pretend cops.
Btw, what night is the wildest party on your kiddy rape island?
SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 3 weeks ago
Elon was never invites to the island. He is too much of a lower. There is an email in the files in which he gets rejected like “uh sorry the party is cancelled”.
charokol@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Sadly, I believe that email was debunked as a fake
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not necessarily. There was talk in an email of ‘the helicopter to St Bart’s’. Curiously, the helicopter wasn’t required to log every passenger.
db2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Well, I believe that he couldn’t do it. Just not the explanation.
Flower@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
He prefers to play Tropico where you make the law and suppress anybody disagreeing.
mumblerfish@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
There is debate with Theil and Graber in which Theil basically says that today paypal would be impossible to start, because all they did was actually money laundering. So yeah, it’s crime all the way down for these people.
FishFace@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Are you talking about this quote (emphasis added):
PayPal couldn’t have started in a post-Patriot Act world. We would have been accused of money laundering.
because, if so, I think you have misrepresented it quite badly.
architect@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
Keep reminding this company, literally put hits out on people and try to fucking stalk and kill them. It would be shocking if they were not laundering money.
Xerxos@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Well, GTA5 doesn’t even have an option to ask your friend, who has a private island, to take you to his wildest parties, so Elon was disappointed that he could not live out his crime fantasies!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Not at launch, but you it does have that now in the online mode.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The parties are just normal parties without any children
Don’t think this for even a second. The amount of money and evil these ghouls have is unimaginable.
The person we can name and point our finger at is dead, but all of the despicable motherfuckers around him are still around, still obscenely rich, and still obscenely evil.
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
GTA5 actually had some things to say about the Epstein class. That’s probably the reason why it didn’t resonate well with him.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And he hates chess because royalty can die in it.
architect@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
This guy is a fucking liar.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Did he actually try it, or did he pay a kid to try it for him? 🤔
leavemealone@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Maybe he tried but kept dying in the tutorial mission? Considering his past gaming highlights, he may be telling the truth here…
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
the nature of his inability wasnt a moral one. it was just a skill issue
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He’s only into raping children and financial crimes.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Don’t forget mass murder.
aesthelete@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He also quit playing BioShock early when he found there was no option to play as Andrew Ryan.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh god. Someone please release a Bioshock mod that replaces Andrew Ryan with Elon Musk. Just for that one scene. You know…
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But he’ll happily let thousands of children die due to his decision to cut USAid. Even when presented with evidence of it, he attacks the bearer of the news.
themaninblack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I would like it if we don’t post Elon musk stuff
qarbone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah, I thought the comm was for posts that were shitty (and funny for it), not posts by shitheads.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Why won’t this game let me lick the cops’ boots? Open-world, my ass!”
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The most pathetic of losers.
This is the kid who gets picked last for a schoolyard game and it’s 100% justified.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Always got picked last and never grew out of it because he was a pampered little baby bitch.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Shooting a cop in game is just lame, when you already have 600.000 deaths (so far) on your name by scrapping USAID and forced millions into poverty with corruption.
eta@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
In an interview he was very reassuring the reporter that actually zero people died through those cuts. He admitted not knowing any specifics of what the consequences were but he was totally certain that the number of deaths was zero.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He’s getting near Netanyahu numbers of dead kids.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Haven’t played.
Tried.
How does one try a game without playing it? Like taking a small nibble out of the box?
Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Am I missing something here? One guy said he hadn’t played, a second guy said he tried. Is that first account a known Elon burner or something?
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Oh fuck me I thought it was Elon replying to himself.
Meh I’m keeping it up.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just the tip, you know?
herrvogel@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean if you watch the opening scene of a movie and then stop, have you watched it?
13igTyme@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
If it’s a movie that starts with the ending then the rest it a flash back, then you can say with confidence you know how it ends.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If you’re Musk, you’ll claim you know all about it.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Yeah he’d prefer to kill millions of real brown children instead
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Only soft crimes, like embezzlement, coercion, stock manipulation…
TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If he only held out past the beginning, GTA V has stock manipulation. Could have been his favorite game.
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Cant believe Dan has played every single game other than those 6
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Even the tfgames included.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
he just allows AI general CSAM on his degenerate platform.
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
He literally broke laws for his factories. I know of a few cases
tigermountain@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Crimes in GTA are small potatoes for Elon. He thinks big so he’s only interested in crimes against humanity.
zebidiah@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
What a sad and pathetic little loser…
THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He likes white collar crimes. He has other people do his blue collar crimes.
dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Couldn’t do it in the sense that he tried and couldn’t hit.
Then he cried like that time he showed everybody that he can’t hit anything in poe without melting in 2 seconds.
After that he jizzed into a test tube because he can’t hit that pussy neither.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Then he tried rapping:
*I’ve got a test tube of jizz
Now I need a stewardess
Maybe I’ll give her a horse*
gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
btw i agree though. i don’t play GTA either because fuck all these first-person do-violence games
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I can’t hear you from so high up in your ivory tower.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The game that is named after a crime has too much crime!
iocase@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
A blue whales vagina is the third biggest pussy in the world next to these two
TheBraveSirRobbin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Who’s Dan?
WizardArtsPropaganda@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Image
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Finally a use for AI.
halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I REALLY hope it was Grok that generated it.
errer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
…if it’s AI it’s really, really good. Looks to me that someone just got carrried away with the clone/pull tools tho.
Obituarykidney@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is this like the Elon version of the Gina Reinhardt portrait? Image
Just in case you need the hilarious context: news.com.au/…/0762e6bc39f227a008e5ba8eeaaf7c98?am…
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Lmao. 27 emails! She must be so beloved!
Malica@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Am I the only one thinking she looks better in the paintings than in RL? Also this artist is brilliant, love his work.