He doesn’t play games. He pays people for high level accounts and then gets butthurt when his stream chat absolutely clowns on him for playing like an absolute fucking n00b
Elons not a gamer.
Submitted 1 month ago by WanderWisley@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
FatVegan@leminal.space 1 month ago
People always say that it doean’t matter, and they should focus on the reall issues. And i agree, but still, it shows just how pathetic and just what kind of loser he is.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 month ago
Mockery is the one tactic from the left that the right does not have a strategy to resist. They cannot stand up to trolling.
That’s one of the reasons the right has spent the last decade trying to convince the left that trolling is “theirs” and it can’t work for us. It’s an obvious lie and we’re not falling for it.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The real issue is that this situation isn’t fictional.
Malica@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
He’s literally Jp from Grandma’s Boy
gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
He’d rather kill hundreds of thousands of children in real life by cutting off international food aid through DOGE 💀💀. I hope his ass gets cooked at Nuremberg 2.0
decolo@piefed.social 1 month ago
I’ll bring the huge stew pot
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 month ago
I just can’t shoot pretend cops.
Btw, what night is the wildest party on your kiddy rape island?
SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 1 month ago
Elon was never invites to the island. He is too much of a lower. There is an email in the files in which he gets rejected like “uh sorry the party is cancelled”.
charokol@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Sadly, I believe that email was debunked as a fake
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not necessarily. There was talk in an email of ‘the helicopter to St Bart’s’. Curiously, the helicopter wasn’t required to log every passenger.
db2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Well, I believe that he couldn’t do it. Just not the explanation.
Flower@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
He prefers to play Tropico where you make the law and suppress anybody disagreeing.
mumblerfish@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There is debate with Theil and Graber in which Theil basically says that today paypal would be impossible to start, because all they did was actually money laundering. So yeah, it’s crime all the way down for these people.
FishFace@piefed.social 1 month ago
Are you talking about this quote (emphasis added):
PayPal couldn’t have started in a post-Patriot Act world. We would have been accused of money laundering.
because, if so, I think you have misrepresented it quite badly.
architect@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
Keep reminding this company, literally put hits out on people and try to fucking stalk and kill them. It would be shocking if they were not laundering money.
Xerxos@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Well, GTA5 doesn’t even have an option to ask your friend, who has a private island, to take you to his wildest parties, so Elon was disappointed that he could not live out his crime fantasies!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Not at launch, but you it does have that now in the online mode.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The parties are just normal parties without any children
Don’t think this for even a second. The amount of money and evil these ghouls have is unimaginable.
The person we can name and point our finger at is dead, but all of the despicable motherfuckers around him are still around, still obscenely rich, and still obscenely evil.
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
GTA5 actually had some things to say about the Epstein class. That’s probably the reason why it didn’t resonate well with him.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And he hates chess because royalty can die in it.
architect@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
This guy is a fucking liar.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Did he actually try it, or did he pay a kid to try it for him? 🤔
leavemealone@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Maybe he tried but kept dying in the tutorial mission? Considering his past gaming highlights, he may be telling the truth here…
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
the nature of his inability wasnt a moral one. it was just a skill issue
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He’s only into raping children and financial crimes.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Don’t forget mass murder.
aesthelete@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He also quit playing BioShock early when he found there was no option to play as Andrew Ryan.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh god. Someone please release a Bioshock mod that replaces Andrew Ryan with Elon Musk. Just for that one scene. You know…
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But he’ll happily let thousands of children die due to his decision to cut USAid. Even when presented with evidence of it, he attacks the bearer of the news.
themaninblack@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I would like it if we don’t post Elon musk stuff
qarbone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, I thought the comm was for posts that were shitty (and funny for it), not posts by shitheads.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Why won’t this game let me lick the cops’ boots? Open-world, my ass!”
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The most pathetic of losers.
This is the kid who gets picked last for a schoolyard game and it’s 100% justified.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Always got picked last and never grew out of it because he was a pampered little baby bitch.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Shooting a cop in game is just lame, when you already have 600.000 deaths (so far) on your name by scrapping USAID and forced millions into poverty with corruption.
eta@feddit.org 1 month ago
In an interview he was very reassuring the reporter that actually zero people died through those cuts. He admitted not knowing any specifics of what the consequences were but he was totally certain that the number of deaths was zero.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He’s getting near Netanyahu numbers of dead kids.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Haven’t played.
Tried.
How does one try a game without playing it? Like taking a small nibble out of the box?
Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Am I missing something here? One guy said he hadn’t played, a second guy said he tried. Is that first account a known Elon burner or something?
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Oh fuck me I thought it was Elon replying to himself.
Meh I’m keeping it up.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just the tip, you know?
herrvogel@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I mean if you watch the opening scene of a movie and then stop, have you watched it?
13igTyme@piefed.social 1 month ago
If it’s a movie that starts with the ending then the rest it a flash back, then you can say with confidence you know how it ends.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you’re Musk, you’ll claim you know all about it.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Yeah he’d prefer to kill millions of real brown children instead
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Only soft crimes, like embezzlement, coercion, stock manipulation…
TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If he only held out past the beginning, GTA V has stock manipulation. Could have been his favorite game.
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Cant believe Dan has played every single game other than those 6
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Even the tfgames included.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 month ago
he just allows AI general CSAM on his degenerate platform.
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
He literally broke laws for his factories. I know of a few cases
tigermountain@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Crimes in GTA are small potatoes for Elon. He thinks big so he’s only interested in crimes against humanity.
zebidiah@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
What a sad and pathetic little loser…
THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He likes white collar crimes. He has other people do his blue collar crimes.
dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Couldn’t do it in the sense that he tried and couldn’t hit.
Then he cried like that time he showed everybody that he can’t hit anything in poe without melting in 2 seconds.
After that he jizzed into a test tube because he can’t hit that pussy neither.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Then he tried rapping:
*I’ve got a test tube of jizz
Now I need a stewardess
Maybe I’ll give her a horse*
gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 1 month ago
btw i agree though. i don’t play GTA either because fuck all these first-person do-violence games
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I can’t hear you from so high up in your ivory tower.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The game that is named after a crime has too much crime!
iocase@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
A blue whales vagina is the third biggest pussy in the world next to these two
TheBraveSirRobbin@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Who’s Dan?
WizardArtsPropaganda@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
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HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Finally a use for AI.
halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 1 month ago
I REALLY hope it was Grok that generated it.
errer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
…if it’s AI it’s really, really good. Looks to me that someone just got carrried away with the clone/pull tools tho.
Obituarykidney@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is this like the Elon version of the Gina Reinhardt portrait? Image
Just in case you need the hilarious context: news.com.au/…/0762e6bc39f227a008e5ba8eeaaf7c98?am…
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Lmao. 27 emails! She must be so beloved!
Malica@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Am I the only one thinking she looks better in the paintings than in RL? Also this artist is brilliant, love his work.