Elons not a gamer.

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• dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Couldn’t do it in the sense that he tried and couldn’t hit.

  Then he cried like that time he showed everybody that he can’t hit anything in poe without melting in 2 seconds.

  After that he jizzed into a test tube because he can’t hit that pussy neither.

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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Then he tried rapping:

    *I’ve got a test tube of jizz

    Now I need a stewardess

    Maybe I’ll give her a horse*

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• SethDove@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He prefers white collar crime. How is he supposed to make money killing a cop? Waste of time.

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• Doom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He’s just sucks at gaming. Maybe he’d improve if he actually played the games instead of paying people to level his characters for him or had friends to play with. Fucking loser.

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Uh, hey, I’d like to co-opt your post for virtue-signaling bullshit.”

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• lechekaflan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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• whereitsat@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  his avatar is sad.

  it’s obviously a metaphor for his dick and sexual prowess but he obviously can’t get laid and never satisfies any of the women he pays to be around him.

  imagine being the richest man in the world and posting on twitter all day.

  that says something about humanity or elon musk–probably both.

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Drop me games that involve shooting the police, but are not GTA!

  (IDK, I just don’t like GTA’s style of humor and stuff, also saw “free play” kind of stuff harmful to gaming since I was a kid for some reason.)

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I always liked the pig cops in Duke 3D.

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  • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nazis are kinda like the police in Wolfenstein, plus there are only arguments for shooting them.

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    • TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Elon fuckin’ hates Wolfenstein!

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• impairedimperator@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I have played GTA5, and I didn’t remember that until reminded. Methinks the lady doth protest too much…

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• mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I mean it kind of sucks that he didn’t play them one through five they are objectively really good games. Especially vice City. So many great memories playing that game.

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• Polisheocket@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Can’t kill cops in a game but is slowly destroying the world. I guess it just want enough for him

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• whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Maybe he means he’s just shitty at video games & pays other people to play them for him and couldn’t get part the intro

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• QueenHawlSera@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What a pussy

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  • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Li estas piĉo.

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    • QueenHawlSera@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Pizza? Pizza…. he sure is and not one with stuffed crust either!

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• MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s so stupid - it’s just a game.

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• umbraroze@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Game that was literally named after a crime involves doing crimes? I’m sure this came as a surprise to Elon, but I must say that I’m a seasoned video game enthusiast, so this wasn’t surprising to me at all.

  (Also I never got too far into GTA5. Decided to instead go back to Saints Row. GTAs pretend to be super serious games while still being satirical at the core. Saints Row was basically ramping up wackiness constantly and being unapologetic about it.)

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