umbraroze
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- Comment on You needed to exhibit at least one to be admitted to the "lunatic asylum" 8 hours ago:
The War
Yes, The War is making us all very anxious and we hear nothing but horrible news about it all day long. Please stop The War. That’s the only way we can ever be happy again.
- Comment on Mitch McConnel's Wikipedia page has been heavily edited the last few days, with the last ones being 4 hours ago. So around 1PM EST. What could that mean? 9 hours ago:
He never was. He’s a bad turtle. A disgrace to turtles.
- Comment on Do you think that Trump is the most hated U.S. president? 11 hours ago:
(Insert that thing from The Simpsons)
No, the most hated US president so far.
- Comment on Spot on 3 days ago:
I believe the locations of the buildings are a simple result of this having been made with genAI.
That, or the fact that it’s a political cartoon, and nobody expects political cartoonists to do meticulous, impeccable research what comes to the appearance of people or buildings or geography or whatnot.
If they were required to do that, Ben Garrison would have been smoked out out of job decades ago.
- Comment on look 3 days ago:
[Starts the umpteenth playthrough of Dragon Age: Origins]
…It’s called Sword Therapy, you dumbasses, you wouldn’t get it
- Comment on Do you know examples of mistranslations of in-game dialog from cutscenes via subtitles whilst playing in another language? 5 days ago:
My memory is hazy, but I think the original PC release of FF7 fixed a bunch of translation bungles. I played that version first and was surprised how many errors were found in the PlayStation version.
I can’t remember if they fixed that particular mistake though. Or if the newer PC releases incorporate any of those fixes, haven’t played much of them.
- Comment on End of an era? 1 week ago:
I’m an Xbox fangirl (a resentingly disappointed one, of course), and the recent industry shenanigans made me get apprehensive about whatever is going to come out next from Microsoft’s direction. They could turn the direction around. Not sure if they can.
I liked Nintendo Switch, but Switch 2 was pretty much “yeah, I’ll probably get a Steam Deck at some point, sorry”.
This PlayStation stuff basically switched my opinion of them from “Nnno” to “Oh hell no”.
I will be back to PC gaming! And will be building a new PC once the industry quits being stupid for a moment. Until then, my 2020 laptop will have to do.
- Comment on Library Apps are GOATed 1 week ago:
I visit the library often.
Not that I check out many books, but I love the fact that the local main library is a giant big concrete building with air conditioning and nice quiet desks with power strips for laptops. Immense productivity.
The library was closed for renovations last summer and the heat waves really put a huge dent on my work.
- Comment on Single player games 1 week ago:
I used to play mostly shooters online.
Somehow, living next to a country which is invading one of its neighbours, and seeing a bunch of actual real war footage from real wars on the daily basis, made me reconsider if shooters actually qualify as “fun” these days.
- Comment on where does your bus line bring you? 1 week ago:
Finnair used to have flight AY666 from Amsterdam straight to Helsinki (HEL) but only every Friday the 13th.
They do still have flights from Singapore (SIN) to HEL. But that’s just normal. Don’t worry about it.
- Comment on humans in space 1 week ago:
Witches and mysticists say “as above, so below”.
So, according to this pic, in practical reality, it’s actually “as in tiny, so in big”
- Comment on Horror story 2 weeks ago:
Artemis II astronauts going around the Moon: “I have two Outlooks, neither of which works”
Astronauts during the first Mars mission: “I previously had two Teams versions, neither of which worked, and now there’s apparently a third one, and it doesn’t work either”
- Comment on Yay, sponsored emojis! 2 weeks ago:
Dammmmn, that’s an ugly ball. Let’s call it the Curseball Games insted.
(Fun thing: The football you usually see in emojis is also based on an official World Cup ball, but at least that one’s a classic for a reason. Looks distinctive. Looks cool. Can’t say the same for most of the recent ones, it’s all a blur to me!)
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve had to say “Microsoft, guys, you’re sitting on a giant pile of amazing IPs and you have so many glorious studios. You’re sitting on a goldmine, folks. So why are you all so bad at this?”
- Comment on You need to think long term 3 weeks ago:
I have an email address that’s kind of tricky to read aloud. As decades went on, it’s less and less funny, to be frank.
Luckily the service also gave me a firstname dot lastname type alias. I’ve lately been giving it out if I have to say it over the phone or something. …Also I guess it looks more professional in CVs or something.
- Comment on Well damn. Glad he's dead. 4 weeks ago:
Oh, I know, I first had a bit of a whiff of him being weird when I read The Dilbert Principle. Otherwise a fairly amusing book, but the chapter on female coworkers was… uh, to put it in modern parlance, fedoraèd. This was supposed to be a funny book. Wasn’t laughing.
- Comment on Well damn. Glad he's dead. 4 weeks ago:
No no no. PHB is Elon Musk, 100%. Trump is like the CEO of Dilbert’s company (a lot dumber than the PHB, but fortunately too stupid to function most of the time, so his direct subordinates have to do the actual day-to-day fuck-ups, leaving only the most gigantic massive fuck-ups for him to handle personally).
- Comment on Alpha AF 4 weeks ago:
It’s hard to believe only a few years ago, we had this concept known as “parody horizon”. People used to say super wacky shit and you had to use your brain power to figure out if they were Beyond the Parody Horizon. Are they saying hilariously stupid shit for sarcasm points, or are they saying weird shit that is just telling?
Unfortunately, the horizon is dead. These people are just… too gone. They can say stupidly telling shit from time to time, but what the hell are we supposed to do about that? Nothing’s gonna work.
- Comment on indoor mushroom farming 4 weeks ago:
Ah I see. These mushrooms have [hbomberguy] extruded [/hbomberguy].
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
I’m thinking buying physical media is great and shopping for physical media is so much more interesting.
Using physical media is a hassle, I much prefer to rip the contents.
…Books are an exception. I just recently rediscovered that reading isn’t annoying actually, because you don’t have weird technical and DRM issues with physical books and you can keep reading the pages for hours and hours. My tablet sucks, but physical books don’t keep freezing!
- Comment on Find Cow 1 month ago:
I can honestly say I’ve never been impressed enough to utter “ccooooooc wwow”
- Comment on cowabunga 1 month ago:
Happy World Turtle Day, everybody! 🐢🌍
- Comment on Destiny 2 is dead: "active development" ends next month after one final update, but Bungie says the MMO will still be "playable" 1 month ago:
Me: “The Final Shape, huh? Is this going to be the final expansion? I’m several DLCs behind.”
Bungie: “We’ve got another one planned. And a Star Wars crossover too.”
Me: “Oh fuck off now. Peace out.”
- Comment on Please the overlords 1 month ago:
I’m in Finland. We have pedestrian/bike paths that sometimes go under roads. Over here the underpass tunnels sometimes get flooded in the heavy rains.
In the Plague Years, I was on an app scoot when it was raining, noticed the underpass had water up to my ankles, so I said “YOLOoooo” out loud and pushed through. Even though the official app scoot company policy at the time was Will You Please Not Do That.
Hey, the scoot was completely fine! Received no complaints! You see, fleet vehicles like these are pretty sturdy compared to retail models. A little bit of water? No problem. I assume the scoots they have to fish out of the river, or find from under the snow banks when they melt in the spring, may have some mechanical problems, yeah.
- Comment on Spooooookyyyyy Scaaaaaaaarrryyyy 1 month ago:
Of course conservatives go “only physical work is real manly work, young people are lazy, hue hue hue”.
…while Babylon Bee staff is mostly known for sitting in the office and posting low effort shit that can incredibly charitably called “attempts at humour”.
Hey, if you’re conservative, you’ve got to be contradictory and hypocritical, after all.
- Comment on Don't fuck them 1 month ago:
Sure, the guy has a ton of books in the shelves. But how many mysterious badly sorted storage boxes of books he has? Now that’s the real test of character.
Also ask probing questions about how many obsolete programming books he has. It may get awkward but it has to be done.
- Comment on Finally, we have the blueprints! 1 month ago:
2 STORY GRAND FOYER
Does it go to a 2nd floor?
… … …No
- Comment on Open Carry Loophole 2 months ago:
Reminds me of Dogmeat in Fallout 3. I was really worried about the buddy when the wiki said Dogmeat can die. Bullshit. Every time I hit VATS after that, I didn’t see a dog anywhere, just a dog shaped cruise missile repeatedly flying at the enemies, killing stuff dead. In Fallout: New Vegas, they upgraded the doggo into a real dog shaped cruise missile.
- Comment on In these uncertain times, it's more important than ever to be discerning and to make sure to get your info from a reliable source. 2 months ago:
I’m old enough to have eaten burgers out of styro boxes, and IMHO it’s not one of the things I get nostalgic over. They held heat a little bit longer than cardboard/paper, but that’s basically the only advantage.
The places here that offer kebab/fries and sausage/grilled whatever to go still use larger styro trays here, and they’re less convenient and sturdy than the styro burgerware was. I’m actually hoping someone comes up with an alternative.
- Comment on Never doubt the commitment of horse-girl fans: Umamusume cosplayers are having actual races at tracks around the world 2 months ago:
It baffles me people don’t call it a “clickity-clunk” genre.
Foreign terms always make things sound fancier than they actually are!