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- Comment on The line cook quietly handed me this 2 hours ago:
How you ate that hotdog is an affront to all mankind.
- Comment on Oh how the turn tables 1 day ago:
You know, I’ve thought of a lot of crazy stuff, but I’ve never once thought about going to a job and having to walk down a hallway where my dead co-workers were hanging for making some mistake and I had to punch them.
- Comment on Shhhh! it's sleeping. 1 day ago:
It’s rare to get a photo of a building sleeping.
- Comment on How do people easily find out that I'm an easy to pick up on? 2 days ago:
Can I ask how old you are and what kind of job you have? I’ve just never had anyone bully me or be mean to me or anything like that at all so I’m curious what kind of environment this is. It sounds like high school kids working in a fast food restaurant.
- Comment on Only boomers can use this bench. Meanwhile, they're trying to get rid of their own property taxes. 1 week ago:
You do realize that one day you too might be a senior citizen or handicapped, right?
- Comment on Local newspaper presents paid political advertising in the same format as a regular news article 1 week ago:
Just another reason why we need to promote critical thinking and media literacy skills.
- Comment on To “tent with aluminum foil”… 1 week ago:
Yeah, it says tent the foil, not blanket. Seems pretty obvious.
- Comment on Take cover 1 week ago:
Then your cover letter should say that.
- Comment on Challenge everything 1 week ago:
Fantastic. Are you busy this Friday?
- Comment on Challenge everything 1 week ago:
Hopefully that’s just one finger in there and not four.
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 1 week ago:
Looked at some videos. I don’t see that working for me.
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 1 week ago:
Lol. Not sure how the logistics of that would work out.
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 1 week ago:
You can poop in a Gatorade bottle?
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 2 weeks ago:
With a remote control?
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 2 weeks ago:
What I’ve read is that they tried a couple of times to introduce bidets to US consumers but the majority of them thought they were too weird. I’m going out on a limb here and say this has something to do with conservative religious beliefs and that spraying water on your ass to clean it will somehow lead to something sinful.
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 2 weeks ago:
I once used a really nice bidet on a vacation to Europe. It wasn’t the cheap ones that are offered in the US that are basically just toilet seat attachments, everything was built in. It was porcelain but the sides were stainless steel. There was no handle to flush the toilet, but when you sat down and let your arms hang by your side you would feel a slight protrusion on the right side that your fingers would naturally press and out popped a remote control that would start the cleaning process. You could select the water temperature, the spraying pattern, the air dry temperature and a couple of other things. There was no toilet paper involved at all and you would be completely clean and dry afterwards. It was also self cleaning, and pretty much soundproof. I started my session with a loud fart and it was barely audible. Oh, and when we first checked into the room there were rose petals in the water in the toilet. So quiet toilets are out there but they cost multiple thousands of dollars. But they’re worth every penny.
- Comment on Amazon thought it would be a good idea to not include subtitles in a film made entirely with sign language. 2 weeks ago:
That’s a good idea.
- Comment on Amazon thought it would be a good idea to not include subtitles in a film made entirely with sign language. 2 weeks ago:
That’s hilarious.
- Comment on Amazon thought it would be a good idea to not include subtitles in a film made entirely with sign language. 2 weeks ago:
What pisses me off about subtitles is when they start displaying lyrics to songs playing in the background.
- Comment on Today is my 25th birthday 2 weeks ago:
Time to grow up!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
From licking the donut to how pretentious and annoying her and that black chick were on that movie premiere tour to the ultra processed sliced deli meat brand of music she puts out that’s like so much else out there and her thinking she’s something special, I really don’t like her.
- Comment on Company truck with hands holding soil and a plant. 2 weeks ago:
ROFL!
- Comment on Quite a quirky design 😄 Can anyone guess the right way to open it? 2 weeks ago:
Tell me you’re not going to get laid without telling me you’re not going to get laid.
- Comment on Don’t you lie to me 2 weeks ago:
That was a wonderful thing to do.
- Comment on Don’t you lie to me 2 weeks ago:
I don’t believe in any god at all and I would still pick it up and try to return it. We don’t need a supernatural being telling us what’s right and wrong. It’s innate inside all of us as social beings.
- Comment on Anon is 23 3 weeks ago:
You know, that was kind of a shitty thing for me to say. It’s mean-spirited and unnecessary. I apologize.
- Comment on Anon is 23 3 weeks ago:
Not when that job requires you to be either out in the heat or inside in a boiling hot attic. Maybe sometimes you’re in a climate controlled environment but mostly you’re working in a hot environment trying to get the HVAC working again.
- Comment on Anon is 23 3 weeks ago:
So he both can’t and can get a job?
- Comment on Fappucino 3 weeks ago:
Just like they were dating.
- Comment on Why is AOC a big deal? She just speaks common sense and calls out absurdity. Have we really gone that far off the rails where we don't do it ourselves? 3 weeks ago:
The right is so incompetent, destructive, and dangerous that anything on the other side seems reasonable. But the democrats need to remember that part of the DSA playbook is open borders and public control of large corporations. The majority of Americans are absolutely not going to go for that. Maybe the democrats will take back the House and/or the Senate in the midterms as a response to the shit show happening now, but they have to come up with something else if they plan on having a Democrat as president in 2028. The democrats seem equally as incompetent as the republicans.