I’ve always wondered whether the right’s obsession with AOC was because they couldn’t handle the cognitive dissonance of disagreeing with her politics while also desperately wanting to fuck her. I think I now have my answer.
Evil Bisexuals
Submitted 3 weeks ago by UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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DigDoug@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
MAGA has a fetish for the blonde bombshell type, so when someone like AOC, who is the exact opposite, walks in, she attracts ALL the attention, from EVERYBODY.
And it’s not just appearance, that just gets their attention. Then she speaks, and she makes sense, and she obviously knows what she’s talking about, and since she makes sense, why not listen to her?
Oh, yeah, because she’s one of them Commies! As red as her lipstick! The Sociopathic Oligarchs say we can’t afford it! We have wars to fight!
Shrubbery@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Wait, I’ve seen this Harry Enfield skit before:
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well all their female conservative icons look like their faces were run through a blender. So they have to want to hate fuck female liberal icons instead.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
Why can’t they say “woman”?
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
They want to make her subhuman.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They don’t know what a woman is.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Because they are only attracted to little girls. If they say “Woman” that proves she’s an adult and therefore not attractive.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They don’t know what one is
saltesc@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
American news presenters will never look human to me.
Every other country, they look like humans. In the US, definitely skinwalkers.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I find AOC very attractive. That is all.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t understand why this has anything with trump or why it makes trump a bisexual
DrSoap@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He keeps giving speeches where he keeps discussing the physique of men in the room and calls them beautiful. It’s very awkward.
There was also that internet sensation where he may or may not have blown Bill “Bubba” Clinton.
I’m also imagining that it is very unlikely that the sex parties he attended didn’t include both men and women.
Now, people are mimicking his cadence and the way she described AOCs lips and hair sound a lot like how Don describes other men in the room.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Now, people are mimicking his cadence and the way she described AOCs lips and hair sound a lot like how Don describes other men in the room.
ok, thank you for contextualsing
cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
The far right is at least as homosexually coded as a gay bar. Bunch of shirtless men chugging milk around a bonfire.
And yes, there were boys being held at the Epstein parties he was at. The only contention with calling that bi is that the predations of a pedophile are not always analogous to adult sexuality. Stuffing Billie’s Willy in his cheek pouch on the other hand…
mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It is just something else that people are expressing their attraction to AOC as a negative.
I just don’t understand the mindrot anymore.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
She can’t be viewed in a positive light, because she’s an Evil Icky Socialist.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Democratic socialist not a socialist.
zane@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
Y’all are thirsty as fuck
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Things You Can Do To Appeal To Conservatives:
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Be bigoted.
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Put your face through a blender.
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einlander@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That lipstick looks enhanced.
Malica@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Because this is how they vote.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
“Say it again, slower…”
deft@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
Stupid sexy flanders energy
eurodyne@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Fox Mews hosts have a serious thing for Dem Candidates. Even Jesse Watters was talking about how sexy El-Sayad way after the good doctor slapped Watters around earlier with his own circumcised “dingaling” while Watters giggled and blushed like a schoolgirl.
It was the gayest thing I’ve ever seen, and I have literally barfed from sucking too much cum at us too many dicks from a glory hole at a truck stop bathroom in Kentucky.
Yeah. It was that fucking gay.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
What, uh, what truck stop? Just so I don’t accidently show up there with my kneepads on.
terranoid@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
Are places in the Midwest like Kentucky secretly super gay
eurodyne@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Everywhere is a lot more rainbow than you think. Some places try to hide it because they’ve been programed for centuries (millennia) to think there should be some shame attached to it.
Some places celebrate it instead.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This deserves !bestoflemmy@lemmy.world
lemmy.world/post/51351820
eurodyne@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
First of all, I’m honored. I don’t think I deserve it, but I guess I’m really not in any position to judge anybody. Especially myself.
I’m gonna answer this in two parts:
First:
No, I learned how to meter intake and control both my gag reflex and my epiglottis, but that’s a longer conversation for another time. What I really learned to do was to stop sucking so many dicks in a row and to not get so full of cum that I felt the need, no, the urge to puke.
Secondly, thank you very much. You know, with enough effort and time, anyone can master something they have a true passion for. And if that mastery truly shows up in any demonstration of that skill, it’s something for everyone to enjoy. 👍😉