einlander
@einlander@lemmy.world
- Comment on Him and Elon were cybering, calling it now... 1 week ago:
Tapping toes under stalls in airport bathrooms.
- Comment on The Zoo Director in intense negotiations with a Chimp that decided to leave 1 week ago:
Chimp: but you guys have to pay rent, the world is free! Director: but think of all the value you can make for the shareholders!
- Comment on USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 1 week ago:
So tomatoes are trans?
- Comment on Riding the bus to the underworld 1 week ago:
Didn’t forget to to your driver.
- Comment on That's really not okay 2 weeks ago:
It’s about Ledger sized paper. I have it because I’m a fancy bitch with a fancy printer.
- Comment on Has Xbox Considered Laying One Person Off Instead Of Thousands 2 weeks ago:
So going on a shopping spree and buying all those game studios wasn’t a good idea huh. Who would have thought.
- Comment on Always there 4 weeks ago:
No WarWorld spin off with it’s WaterWorld sequel?
- Comment on Pikachew 4 weeks ago:
Pika Stew
- Comment on Nexus Mods' new owners promise they won't monetise the site to death as users panic at the whiff of venture capital 4 weeks ago:
Just the tip, you won’t even feel it.
- Comment on Steam beta gets native Apple Silicon support — the only public Arm version of Steam 5 weeks ago:
Windows on arm
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
What a load of croc.
- Comment on Baldur's Gayte 1 month ago:
A circle is a plane folded on itself so the answer is technically 0 holes. But first what is a hole?
- Comment on Who did this 😂😂😂 1 month ago:
- Comment on If they where only reprogrammable.... 1 month ago:
- Comment on FFFFFUUUUUUUU 1 month ago:
We need to bring bake rage comics and f7u12 as an alternative to ai.
- Comment on This ad that claims that windows 11 is 3 times faster than windows 10 1 month ago:
Lying by deception.
- Comment on Batterypunk 1 month ago:
Will just die faster.
- Comment on What more you want? 1 month ago:
It’s to get your phones unique identifier /IMEI. Marketing sdks use this to know what to advertise to you.
- Comment on Fax machine 1 month ago:
She can cum if she wants to, she can leave her friends behind.
- Comment on Thats what physics are for 2 months ago:
It could also be: Lil Wayne (Real G’s move in silence like lasagna) or 2 Chains ( She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty)
- Comment on Fucking penguins. 2 months ago:
Noot not motherfuckers.
- Comment on quick health tip 2 months ago:
Because laxatives, that’s why.
- Comment on Snack :) 2 months ago:
-Portrait of RFK and roadkill post meal.
- Comment on << Yo Buddy. You still alive? >> 2 months ago:
- Comment on The new AMERICAN pope doesn't even speak AMERICAN 2 months ago:
Time to deport the Pope.
- Comment on Or a shrimp 2 months ago:
Life begins at first crunch.
- Comment on There it is, that funny feeling. 2 months ago:
Apply Directly To The Forehead.
- Comment on Is it still worth it? 2 months ago:
More filling.
- Comment on how i met your mother, season 1 2 months ago:
Does she have vaginal dentata?
- Comment on You know... they have a point 2 months ago:
But they want fresh baby teeth. What good are dead peoples teeth?
