Elon: a/s/l?
Him and Elon were cybering, calling it now...
Submitted 3 months ago by iamdisappoint@reddthat.com to [deleted]
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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 months ago
einlander@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Tapping toes under stalls in airport bathrooms.
baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 3 months ago
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
old/yes please/anywhere
Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
Damm reminds me of my Omegle days
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Just polishing my shoe…
WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
So… did ALL the hackers just become Nazis, or does the left have any tech firepower at all?
Donjamos@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The left is Usually busy discussing wether Lenins or Marxs beard was more awesome…
Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 months ago
And then falling out over it anyway.
nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
Both were less impressive than the beard of Edward Teach.
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
The left have been to busy trying to avoid surveillance to think about this.
mvirts@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Maybe there are no hackers, just calculated leaks
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
We ALL know we’ve been sold out. What we want to know NOW is for how much.
How much were we worth…to YOU???
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
You know very well, it’s a embarrassingly small amount. An amount so small it made Elon blush. Money has long been directly convertible into political power but politicians have been indigne for a while now. They are all, almost all, very cheap little removed (no shame to removed I love you, but politicians are very ick)
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 3 months ago
Paxton’s office, in an explanation of the common-law privacy exception on its website, mentions that “personal financial information” that doesn’t deal with government transactions “is generally highly intimate or embarrassing and must be withheld.”
Bribing you mean.
defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
He was probably stupid enough to engage in quid pro quo corruption, which is one of the very few illegal forms of corruption in the US.
GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Without even knowing this, I knew “intimate and embarrassing” was referring to money.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Embarrassingly illegal.
MashiroTenshi@lemmy.world 3 months ago
What if it’s more sad, and he wanted to see if a neuro chip and mechanical legs could make him walk again?
Bosht@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Nah. More likely wanted a cyber dong with built in racial filtering. Dude is a piece of shit.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 months ago
that sounds like something that will make people empathise with him, it’ll definitely be good publicity.
so I doubt it’s a relatable thing
possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
almost guaranteed to be that
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“The women in our lives are fucking other men, so let’s fuck each other.”
potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 3 months ago
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Oh they talked about something they shouldn’t have. Over email.
nickiwest@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I assume they were trash-talking el presidente together, which could be political suicide for a Republican in Texas.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
I think that’s the least fun/horrible answer.
defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Aleshire added that due to a recent Texas Supreme Court ruling, there is effectively no way to enforce public records laws against Abbott and other top state officials. He called the decision an “ace card” for these politicians.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Gross.
Master167@lemmy.world 3 months ago
A source for further reading.
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
OwO what’s this? *notices your copy of Mein Kampf*