mvirts

@mvirts@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tantrum & sulk seem to be a loop.⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmmmmm if we can sell it to AI companies…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tantrum & sulk seem to be a loop.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Bruh you still gotta publish that unsupported hypothesis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Volvo EX90’s Lidar Sensor Will Fry Your Phone’s Camera⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I always wanted a car with a built in laser blaster. It’s one firmware update away from accepting targeting commands

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is this for? (Wrong answers only)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s you turn sideways for a little dip in the pool when you’re done

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*hands to an undergrad*⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ya and taking off the serial number doesn’t really matter when it’s less than 10 😅

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*hands to an undergrad*⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  … I said to myself as I meticulously removed all traces of the serial number.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kristi Noem’s Bag, With Security Badge and $3,000, Is Stolen⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …why $3000?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Many Americans Really Live Paycheck to Paycheck?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Might as well be everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it really do be like that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Any electronic thing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon downloads a game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Congratulations you have successfully identified the ransomware in this training exercise.

  This experience brought to you by PwnMe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fuck this asshole⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol who is this guy, the chief of police?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this green or blue?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Clearly that’s transparent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Turning my printer on v. turning it off⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk, I recently started using a Canon printer and so far it’s awesome, but it does warn against shutting it off improperly after it gets powered back on. I assume it cleans and parks the print head or something… But really I have no idea what it’s doing all that gnashing for.

  On the plus side it’s been saying it’s out of ink… But let’s me keep printing and so far there’s plenty of ink left.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USians - Uh, *we've all seen this* right?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  JFK thanks for nothing :P but I understand the fear of retribution. Hopefully something comes of this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you shop by unit prices, double check the math!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Especially in a physical store, I see it all too often

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨guys... :(⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Come on guys, the beans go in the safe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I realistically get out of the US?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  *successfull company, incorporating is dead simple.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So why did we stop worshiping the sun?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you mean? We’ve begun the greatest construction of sun obelisks in the history of humankind? There everywhere, people come knocking on your door wanting to mount them on your roof for free.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doom on a CAPTCHA is the most frustrating though admittedly raddest way to prove your humanity to an algorithm⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol this would have been a valid captcha until 2016

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 1 Reddit Refugee⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m glad you knew exactly the community to turn to first 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New social experiment⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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