Plausible reasons for petty theft while the actual handoff of whatever was given to the Russians or whoever paid for the USB payload of data sewed inside it goes unknown. She gets to claim it must have been hacked when her purse was stolen, the thieves get out data or crypto keys or access or etc. and she has a big crypto wallet with her name on it waiting for when she exits government…if she does.
The only way many of them are exciting govt at this point, if history is any spoiler, is in a black bag. (IMHO, highly likely considering these mouth-breathin’ human-centipede-hopefuls keep cribbing to fill their McKampf playbook.) Of course, if they stick around long enough, history also indicates possible recruitment by Disney, Ford, Coca-Cola, NASA, et al. 😐🤷🏼♂️
pdxfed@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Plausible reasons for petty theft while the actual handoff of whatever was given to the Russians or whoever paid for the USB payload of data sewed inside it goes unknown. She gets to claim it must have been hacked when her purse was stolen, the thieves get out data or crypto keys or access or etc. and she has a big crypto wallet with her name on it waiting for when she exits government…if she does.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
The only way many of them are exciting govt at this point, if history is any spoiler, is in a black bag. (IMHO, highly likely considering these mouth-breathin’ human-centipede-hopefuls keep cribbing to fill their McKampf playbook.) Of course, if they stick around long enough, history also indicates possible recruitment by Disney, Ford, Coca-Cola, NASA, et al. 😐🤷🏼♂️