otter
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- Comment on Culture 2 days ago:
Not enough kings suicided, though. 🤌🏼
- Comment on So Deep 4 days ago:
Fair warning: without a substantial binding component (ie. fats), that fried soup is going to be a bitch to eat before it melts, and moreso as it does. Choose wisely.
- Comment on Jess Bush Talks Upcoming “Deep” Chapel Episodes For ‘Star Trek: Strange New Worlds’ 5 days ago:
I am so here for this arc! 🖖🏼
- Comment on How Japan’s Leader Rescued Her Party from the Abyss 5 days ago:
Get her dick outta yo mouth, NYT.
- Comment on Why do they turn Federation into a dystopia? 1 week ago:
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- Comment on Why do they turn Federation into a dystopia? 1 week ago:
Nevermind the downvotes. You’re technically correct, and that is the best kind of correct. 🤌🏼
- Comment on Why do they turn Federation into a dystopia? 1 week ago:
Preach it, citizen.
… Oh. You meant in Star Trek.
- Comment on Why do they turn Federation into a dystopia? 1 week ago:
Yeah, that was the first time (of several, so far) when I thought “Ah, it’s gonna be that kind of show. Good to know.” 🤪
- Comment on This American dude on his way to his Japanese fluency decides to talk to a local Japanese grandpa 2 weeks ago:
This should be higher up!
(OP, edit this into the post for visibility?)
- Comment on This American dude on his way to his Japanese fluency decides to talk to a local Japanese grandpa 2 weeks ago:
It’s kids like these that might actually save the species from the raggedy edge. Somehow. 🥹🥰
- Comment on American exceptionalism 2 weeks ago:
In addition, exceptionalism itself implies an underlying meritocracy —which only magnifies its bullshit existence, exacerbating its effects.
American exceptionalism is, first and foremost, a domestic product. It’s what props up the whole circus tent. Without it, patriotism rings hollow and churchiness isn’t as effective, either.
And I agree that when everyone is exceptional, no one is —and all y’all are.
In the words of King Missile, “I wanna be different —just like all the different people I wanna be like.”
- Comment on New He-Man Movie 3 weeks ago:
Are you the casting director? This sounds like their logic, to a tee. 🖕🏼
- Comment on New He-Man Movie 3 weeks ago:
I just don’t understand how he keeps getting support by the studios.
Effort is being applied to keep it that way. 🤌🏼
- Comment on New He-Man Movie 3 weeks ago:
We could only be so lucky.
- Comment on New He-Man Movie 3 weeks ago:
I distinctly recall a calming, satisfying feeling washing over me the first time I watched that scene. Like something was right with this world. 🤌🏼
- Comment on All the cartoon companies be like... 5 weeks ago:
They’re their own best friend!
- Comment on cubist ID 1 month ago:
Are you The Doctor?
- Comment on Chinese Maglev test vehicle sets world record, accelerating from 0 to 318 MPH in 2 seconds 1 month ago:
That’s an expensive way to look inside your own skull.
- Comment on too soon? 1 month ago:
You should really stop letting him bring them home from the dog park. They’re supposed to be for everyone, you know.
- Comment on A skeptic who loves Ancient Aliens critiques an episode about pyramids in Antarctica 2 months ago:
A skeptic who loves Ancient Aliens critiques an episode about pyramids in Antarctica
- Comment on A skeptic who loves Ancient Aliens critiques an episode about pyramids in Antarctica 2 months ago:
Breaking news! Old dog complains about the flavor of his own asshole.
- Comment on Its all over 2 months ago:
German: Quadrat verschluckt Haitian Creole: vale yon kare Hawaiian: ale i ka huinaha Hungarian: nyelt egy négyzetet Icelandic : gleypti ferning Japanese: 四角を飲み込んだ (Shikaku o nomikonda) Scottish Gaelic : shluig e cearnag Ukranian: проковтнув квадрат (prokovtnuv kvadrat)
FWIW 🤷🏼♂️🤓
- Comment on Its all over 2 months ago:
Ha! It do be facts, tho.
- Comment on Its all over 2 months ago:
There is a certain flow to it, certainly. 🤣
- Comment on let her in 2 months ago:
Yeah, but baby-daddy lives here, and she’s just trying to get him to show up.
- Comment on Its all over 2 months ago:
And little flavorless crackers, right?
- Comment on Its all over 2 months ago:
Ah, I was hoping it was more “te” as in “tea” to imply making shit “wisdom” up while looking at the bottom of a cup, or as in the Latin accusative/ablative “you” to imply Truth™ via argumentum ad populum. 🤪🤓
- Comment on Its all over 2 months ago:
You mean “cube”?
- Comment on Its all over 2 months ago:
“Teological”?
- Comment on Show me the other options 2 months ago:
How much to live comfortably as a goblin?