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- Comment on Done this 4 hours ago:
Hol’up. What?!
- Comment on Amazon is testing a Buy for Me button powered by agentic AI that will let users purchase products from third-party websites without leaving Amazon's app. 2 weeks ago:
So, sucking up all the dropshipping scams that make up an enormous amount of its “sellers”? Yeah, that tracks. 🤢🙄
- Comment on Havenhold is a neat looking East Asian mythology-inspired action sandbox game that resets its world every 14 days 2 weeks ago:
I was interested until the “reset every 14 days”. Fuck that edging BS.
- Comment on Magical Meadow Mouse 2 weeks ago:
Poor thing should really stop licking those plants. 🙃
- Comment on Split Keyboards Are Superior And The Reason I’m The Writer I Am Today. 3 weeks ago:
Those are not mutually exclusive statements.
- Comment on Like My Coffee | Game Changer [Full Episode] | Dropout [31:18] 3 weeks ago:
Always a classic.
- Comment on Australia on alert after UK detects world's first case of bird flu in sheep 3 weeks ago:
Can you imagine? Aussie birds fluent in sheep?
(There’s a Scottish joke in there, and a Holy Grail/Castle Anthrax one, too)
- Comment on The board game Frosthaven is getting a video game with the designer of X-COM 3 weeks ago:
Ah, yes, just what Gloomhaven & Co. need: an even shittier RNG. 😶🌫️
- Comment on Following the nightmare footage of AI-loy, Horizon actor Ashly Burch shares her stance on the whole debacle 4 weeks ago:
Neither are mutually exclusive, my melodramatic friend.
- Comment on Following the nightmare footage of AI-loy, Horizon actor Ashly Burch shares her stance on the whole debacle 4 weeks ago:
Then the “organic” marketing program here is working precisely as planned, citizen.
- Comment on James Harrison, Whose Antibodies Helped Millions, Dies at 88 1 month ago:
Wait, so he’s been anti-bodied, then?
- Comment on New Civilization 7 update adds a confusing Natural Wonder plus tweaks to the UI, AI and Age mechanics 1 month ago:
Fuck the “new” Civ. Polishing a masticated shite.
- Comment on White House: 1 Million Federal Workers Responded to Mass Email Asking to List Accomplishments 1 month ago:
Don’t worry, it’ll be right back any second. 🤗 Trust me. We share a timeline.
- Comment on Simulation shows wolves had time to self-domesticate and evolve into dogs 2 months ago:
“Self-domestication” for wolves is no different than the incentivized lab rat riddle of “push button, get treat/don’t push button, stay hungry”.
“Self-domestication” in humans is far different.
- Comment on LIVE: Jeffries, Democrats hold 'Rally to Save the Civil Service' on Capitol Hill 2 months ago:
Too little, too late, you fuckin’ 'possums.
- Comment on guys .002 seconds after learning about the "male loneliness epidemic" 2 months ago:
Um. You alright? 🥲
- Comment on guys .002 seconds after learning about the "male loneliness epidemic" 2 months ago:
You ok, neighbor? 🥲🥹
- Comment on guys .002 seconds after learning about the "male loneliness epidemic" 2 months ago:
I see you, too, appreciate the irony of “Political Science”.
- Comment on guys .002 seconds after learning about the "male loneliness epidemic" 2 months ago:
Side note: I once asked a local in a certain small, tourist-favorite island community what the “dating scene” is like (mainland only via ~2hr ferry or private air/water craft), and they replied: “Well, some ‘ship it in’ with visitors ferried over now & then, but mostly? We just wait our turn.”
I’d lived on the island for several months by then, and I noped the fuggout mere weeks later. Ain’t nobody gonna find Love fishing in that mud puddle — especially if it’s still warm from the last go. 😶
- Comment on guys .002 seconds after learning about the "male loneliness epidemic" 2 months ago:
Honestly? It sounds like you’ve cultivated genuine caring for (and in turn, care from) those you hold a deep love for: your chosen family, “ohana”. The whole “next stage of life” thing is a packaged product that was sold to you (and all of us) from birth and I, for one, feel that your earnest, meaningful efforts to not only establish but personally tend to those close relationships deserves a kinder critique than always comparing it to the Happy Meal that never turns out like “as seen on TV!” — sorry, spoilers! 🤪
No, but seriously. Fuck that dream-sapping bullshit. You are the universe experiencing itself. Breathe that in. ✊🏼
- Comment on guys .002 seconds after learning about the "male loneliness epidemic" 2 months ago:
NGL, at first glance, I read that as “Byzantine” and didn’t see much difference in the end result - other than it feeling a mite obtuse? 🤣🤦🏼♂️
- Comment on guys .002 seconds after learning about the "male loneliness epidemic" 2 months ago:
Keep putting in the work. You’ll get there, and we all will too. Or, we won’t, and everything’s fucked, but either way: you’re doing great. Just keep swimmin’!💙
- Comment on guys .002 seconds after learning about the "male loneliness epidemic" 2 months ago:
- Comment on D-BOX Reaches 1,000 Cinema Screens Worldwide 2 months ago:
So, do they also slap a logo on their popcorn bags, but spell it a little differently?
- Comment on Who would be the 14th if they make Ocean's 14? 2 months ago:
Musk. 🤢
Yes, it’s a shit thought, but we all know it’s true. 😭🤕🤦🏼♂️
- Comment on The filmmaker behind Barbarian is leading a new Resident Evil reboot 2 months ago:
Sorry, wtf is Barbarian? 😅🤷🏼♂️
- Comment on 2025 Razzie nominations [Full List]: 'Joker 2' up for Worst Picture, Lady Gaga & Joaquin Phoenix nab nods for Worst Actor & Actress 2 months ago:
Oh, good thing I missed that part, then.
- Comment on This one is going to be controversial 2 months ago:
Jealous?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
How fuckin’ bougie can you get? 🤦🏼♂️
- Comment on Bill Burr on People Online Commenting on the LA Fires & Getting in Touch with His Emotions [12:35] 2 months ago:
He’s really starting to grow on me. 🤘🏼
