Who just carries around $3000?
Kristi Noem’s Bag, With Security Badge and $3,000, Is Stolen
Submitted 5 weeks ago by silence7@slrpnk.net to nyt_gift_articles@sopuli.xyz
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encrust9870@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
I’ll give you a hint: the type of backbirth that carries their Sec ID in their fucking purse.
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Actual question: Why wouldn’t you carry your ID, security or otherwise, in your purse?
Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
People that commit insurance fraud.
mvirts@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
…why $3000?
pdxfed@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Plausible reasons for petty theft while the actual handoff of whatever was given to the Russians or whoever paid for the USB payload of data sewed inside it goes unknown. She gets to claim it must have been hacked when her purse was stolen, the thieves get out data or crypto keys or access or etc. and she has a big crypto wallet with her name on it waiting for when she exits government…if she does.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
The only way many of them are exciting govt at this point, if history is any spoiler, is in a black bag. (IMHO, highly likely considering these mouth-breathin’ human-centipede-hopefuls keep cribbing to fill their McKampf playbook.) Of course, if they stick around long enough, history also indicates possible recruitment by Disney, Ford, Coca-Cola, NASA, et al. 😐🤷🏼♂️