SeeMarkFly
@SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
- Comment on Nine out of ten dentists approve! 4 days ago:
I am one of the unfortunate one that, during a double blind test, became addicted to placebos. My life is now a living hell. I can’t find good placebos anywhere. I went to the drug store and yelled “THROW ME A LIFESAVER”. They gave me butterscotch. Tomorrow will be much like today.
- Comment on Jeremy Renner Turned Down ‘Hawkeye’ Season 2 Because He Was Offered ‘Half’ His Season 1 Salary: ‘Did You Think I’m Only Half the Jeremy Because I Got Ran Over?’ 1 week ago:
They can get a masked CGI to do it for less. CGI A.I. body doubles is gonna make them rich.
- Comment on Bingo 2 weeks ago:
If America saw what America was doing to America, then America would invade America to liberate America.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Play the song “Mama’s got a squeeze box” real loud. Over and over again.
- Comment on Chipotle offering a discount, while warning they may also inflate prices and delivery fees simultaneously 1 month ago:
Discount increased prices or increased discount prices?
- Comment on Horses ARE Forever 1 month ago:
Who cares what time it is, I have a Rolex.
- Comment on They said the packaging would be discreet! 1 month ago:
The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.
- Comment on They said the packaging would be discreet! 1 month ago:
It’s the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.