SeeMarkFly

@SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone actually believe this "rogue AI" nonsense?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I have the plug in my hand. Just say the word and I’ll give it a jerk, NO A.I.

  It’s a machine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ready for Halloween⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  For Halloween I was going to be a politician but I can’t get my head up my ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unfortunate cropping by the Youtube TV app⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The real question: What degree of unfortunate was it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bill Gates: People saying AI will create more jobs don’t understand what’s coming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh I’m way ahead of you. I had my pitchfork gold plated, just for this occasion. I’m ready NOW!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bill Gates: People saying AI will create more jobs don’t understand what’s coming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have located the PLUG and I’m ready to PULL.

  Just say the word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the most wonderful time of the year!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aahh, the old cracker porridge. Fewer lumps than regular porridge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the most wonderful time of the year!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I did tru a cold avocado soup once, it was OK. I like avocados.

  When I lived near San Diego, my brother worked for an avocado packing plant (Colavo?). He would bring home a BOX of overripe avocados that were too far gone to go to market. We had to eat them NOW!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the most wonderful time of the year!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Clamato???

  Who thought “this tomato juice is alright but a little fish taste would really set it off”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the most wonderful time of the year!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t care for soup. It’s like food but with too much water.

  It’s like tea, but tomato flavor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is gud⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll be here all week, try the buffet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is gud⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only vegetable that hasn’t been recalled is Mitch McConnell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨About to ruin your whole day⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And HUGE ashtrays for every seated position.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨About to ruin your whole day⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I did get a cheap one but I work on my own cars so I now bought a much nicer one that has dealer level access.

  MOST of my cars are too old to have OBDII. 35 years and older…NO CUP HOLDERS.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨About to ruin your whole day⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine was a loose gas cap. I’m not paying $300 to a dealer to turn that light off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨About to ruin your whole day⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Scary pumpkins Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Optimal flock duct taping method?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Both sides of duct tape hold fingerprints well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fox News sharing billionaire propaganda⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So…read the room.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fox News sharing billionaire propaganda⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember what we did to Ma Bell?

  Well I admit, phones were free then. Repairs were free then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fox News sharing billionaire propaganda⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Too big to fail just also happens to be too big to care.

  Competition is good for the consumer and keeps prices low automatically.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sharks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sharks don’t “infest” waters, they LIVE there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Immigrants are not the problem. Greedy corporate oligarchs — and the politicians they own — are.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Notice I didn’t have to say “their” or “her”.

  Old white man Senators are ruining this PLANET.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Immigrants are not the problem. Greedy corporate oligarchs — and the politicians they own — are.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I get so tired of hearing about DEAD people that are NOW making more money in a month than I can in my entire lifetime.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Immigrants are not the problem. Greedy corporate oligarchs — and the politicians they own — are.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When a Billionaire dies, who gets his Senator?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canadian checkmate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll be here all week, try the buffet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canadian checkmate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Carney to rename the canal between Lake Ontario and Lake Erie to the Straight of Our Moose and shut it down.

  Now we have ANOTHER forever war that Trump can’t win.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funny how that works⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  …unless we manage to balance the budget again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funny how that works⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What they say and what they do is two seperate things.

  STOP listening to them and START watching what they are doing.

  And then, vote according to what you saw.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Based on a true story⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus loves you. Me: “Why would he tell you and not me”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mark Zuckerberg leaves stranded boat passengers to die in middle of the Pacific.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bootstraps don’t work at sea??? How would he know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is for fighting this is for fun⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The only reason I need a clarinet is so you can hear the noises in my head too.