SeeMarkFly
@SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 5 days ago:
Yes, somebody is really messed up. How many guesses do I get?
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 5 days ago:
This is a real doctor. Too confusing or not funny. beautybydrcat.com
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 5 days ago:
Dr. Oz will kill you.
Dr. Phil will take all your money.
RFK Jr. LOOKS sick. Don’t take health advice from sick people.
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 5 days ago:
Doc Johnson
LOL How did I miss that one.
THANKS for playing!
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 5 days ago:
Every time I post this list I get a few more suggestions. I can’t believe it took this long for Kevorkian to show up.
He is a good doctor. He did EXACTLY what his patience wanted. Some people can’t see past that.
THANKS!
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 5 days ago:
Doctors I trust more than Doctor Oz, Doctor Phil, or RFK Jr.
Doc Brown
Doc Hollywood
Doctor Bombay
Doctor Claw
Doctor Demento
Doctor Detroit
Doctor Dirty
Doctor Dolittle
Doctor Doofenshmirtz aka Dr. D or just “Doof”
Doctor Doom
Doctor Evil
Doctor Feelgood
Doctor Frankenstein
Doctor Hannibal Lecter
Doctor Horrible
Doctor Jekyll
Doctor Leonard H. “Bones” McCoy
Doctor Martens
Doctor Moreau
Doctor Nick
Doctor Otto Octavius
Doctor Pepper
Doctor Scholl’s
Doctor Orin Scrivello
Doctor Seuss
Doctor Spaceman
Doctor Spock
Doctor Strange
Doctor Strangelove
Doctor Who
Doctor Zhivago
Doctor Zoidberg
Dr. Dre
Dr. Enuf
Dr. Tran
Rug Doctor
Even Nurse Ratchet
- Comment on Is this even a question? 4 weeks ago:
Ooh, I was prompted! Just because you can’t hear the voices doesn’t mean they don’t make sense.
- Comment on Is this even a question? 4 weeks ago:
You don’t “go” to a Waffle House, You “find” yourself at a Waffle House.
If you run over a pancake with a car, it looks like a waffle. If you run over a waffle with a car, it looks like a pancake. No other food does this. I’ve run over a lot of food.
- Comment on Give me some good ones 4 weeks ago:
Good point, but now I’m confused about were I am on the curve.
- Comment on Give me some good ones 4 weeks ago:
For about half the people, yea.
- Comment on Give me some good ones 4 weeks ago:
My the rest of your day be as nice as you are.
- Comment on AI-Induced RAM Crunch Could Push Next PlayStation and Xbox Past 2028 5 weeks ago:
EXACTLY what the Billionaires were after in the first place. That’s some 3-D chess going on here.
- Comment on AI-Induced RAM Crunch Could Push Next PlayStation and Xbox Past 2028 5 weeks ago:
I can just have the AI play my games for me. Problem SOLVED!
- Comment on Proof you don't have to wait for the new year for self improvement 1 month ago:
Charlie WHO?
- Comment on IBM CEO says there is 'no way' spending trillions on AI data centers will pay off at today's infrastructure costs 2 months ago:
It doesn’t do any good if the artificial intelligence is operated by organic stupidity.
They cancel each other out.
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 2 months ago:
It’s dangerous to boil anything else.
- Comment on Go Green 3 months ago:
Sorta like me and my Ex.
All by ourselves we’re fine but together…watch out.
I didn’t know marijuana and I had so much in common.
- Comment on fart 3 months ago:
I’ll be here all week, try the buffet.
- Comment on fart 3 months ago:
Farts In particular, what to say after you fart in a crowd (or elevator).
“Take that!”
“What do you say?” like prompting a child to say thank you.
“That’ll be five bucks, you pervert”
“Not a bad sound out of a half inch speaker”
“Did you hear that spider bark?"
“Someone step on a duck?”
“That duck’s got bad breath”
Forest Area Reticulated Tree Spiders (FARTS)
“A bit more choke and that engine will start”
“Did you hear what that asshole just said?”
“There’s someone behind me talking shit!”
“Keep shouting Sir, we’ll find you”
“So sayeth the King”
“I shouldn’t have trusted that one”
“I don’t remember eating that.”
“That’s gonna itch when it dries”
‘‘Two sniffs of that would be greedy’’
“The the horns working, now try the lights”
“Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk”
“The Rear Admiral has spoken”
(Just before you fart) “Alexa, play something by Ed Sheeran”
“Don’t worry, (name), I’ll tell them it was me!”
“You’ve/I’ve got a turd honking for the right of way.”
“Ahh, the ghost of dinners past”
“You got that one for free, next one you will have to pull my finger”
“As foretold by The Prophecy.”
“Now your turn”
The toothless one speaks !
“Sounds much better after my tune up”
“Aaaand…scene!”
“That was supposed to be a song but came out of the wrong end”
“Message from turd castle”
“Glad I’m not in my Space Suit”
“Damn! I was saving that for the elevator”
“An empty house is better than a bad tenant”
“Guess what I had for my last meal”
“This haaause is noww cleeeean”
“carpet frogs”
“Now that I have your attention, we will have a moment of silence for all those that have died in elevator accidents”
- Comment on Go Green 3 months ago:
I’ve seen this before, those are ornamental tomato plants.
- Comment on Health Secretary Kennedy says there's 'not sufficient' proof to show Tylenol causes autism 3 months ago:
Here is some evidence that the worm is now moving again.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
When religion becomes law, freedom will be a sin
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 3 months ago:
His grave will need a floor drain, I’m peeing THERE.
- Comment on You can't make this shit up 4 months ago:
What a humiliating way for Don Jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
- Comment on Too soon? 4 months ago:
Or too late?
- Comment on Hydrogen 6 months ago:
If you dream that you are sleeping, can you sleep twice as fast?
- Comment on Him and Elon were cybering, calling it now... 6 months ago:
We ALL know we’ve been sold out. What we want to know NOW is for how much.
How much were we worth…to YOU???
- Comment on Venmo overdrafted my bank rather than use the balance in my account 7 months ago:
It’s not designed against humans, its designed for bankers.
- Comment on Nine out of ten dentists approve! 8 months ago:
I am one of the unfortunate one that, during a double blind test, became addicted to placebos. My life is now a living hell. I can’t find good placebos anywhere. I went to the drug store and yelled “THROW ME A LIFESAVER”. They gave me butterscotch. Tomorrow will be much like today.
- Comment on Jeremy Renner Turned Down ‘Hawkeye’ Season 2 Because He Was Offered ‘Half’ His Season 1 Salary: ‘Did You Think I’m Only Half the Jeremy Because I Got Ran Over?’ 9 months ago:
They can get a masked CGI to do it for less. CGI A.I. body doubles is gonna make them rich.