SeeMarkFly

@SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a logged-in-only experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How to go out of business 101.

  You may begin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨furries in shambles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  To prove that you are human, click on all the photos that show places you would use for shelter during a robot uprising.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh, you want the tame stuff?

  Putin has stuff that makes him screw an entire nation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus fixes headlines???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the fun part, Trump is the ONLY one that will NEVER know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WAR! What is it good for?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The sheep will spend it’s entire life fearing the wolf, only to be eaten by the shepherd.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone actually believe this "rogue AI" nonsense?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have the plug in my hand. Just say the word and I’ll give it a jerk, NO A.I.

  It’s a machine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ready for Halloween⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For Halloween I was going to be a politician but I can’t get my head up my ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unfortunate cropping by the Youtube TV app⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The real question: What degree of unfortunate was it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bill Gates: People saying AI will create more jobs don’t understand what’s coming⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh I’m way ahead of you. I had my pitchfork gold plated, just for this occasion. I’m ready NOW!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bill Gates: People saying AI will create more jobs don’t understand what’s coming⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have located the PLUG and I’m ready to PULL.

  Just say the word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the most wonderful time of the year!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aahh, the old cracker porridge. Fewer lumps than regular porridge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the most wonderful time of the year!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I did tru a cold avocado soup once, it was OK. I like avocados.

  When I lived near San Diego, my brother worked for an avocado packing plant (Colavo?). He would bring home a BOX of overripe avocados that were too far gone to go to market. We had to eat them NOW!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the most wonderful time of the year!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Clamato???

  Who thought “this tomato juice is alright but a little fish taste would really set it off”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the most wonderful time of the year!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t care for soup. It’s like food but with too much water.

  It’s like tea, but tomato flavor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is gud⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll be here all week, try the buffet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is gud⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only vegetable that hasn’t been recalled is Mitch McConnell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨About to ruin your whole day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And HUGE ashtrays for every seated position.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨About to ruin your whole day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I did get a cheap one but I work on my own cars so I now bought a much nicer one that has dealer level access.

  MOST of my cars are too old to have OBDII. 35 years and older…NO CUP HOLDERS.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨About to ruin your whole day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine was a loose gas cap. I’m not paying $300 to a dealer to turn that light off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨About to ruin your whole day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Scary pumpkins Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Optimal flock duct taping method?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Both sides of duct tape hold fingerprints well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fox News sharing billionaire propaganda⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So…read the room.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fox News sharing billionaire propaganda⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember what we did to Ma Bell?

  Well I admit, phones were free then. Repairs were free then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fox News sharing billionaire propaganda⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Too big to fail just also happens to be too big to care.

  Competition is good for the consumer and keeps prices low automatically.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sharks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sharks don’t “infest” waters, they LIVE there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Immigrants are not the problem. Greedy corporate oligarchs — and the politicians they own — are.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Notice I didn’t have to say “their” or “her”.

  Old white man Senators are ruining this PLANET.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Immigrants are not the problem. Greedy corporate oligarchs — and the politicians they own — are.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I get so tired of hearing about DEAD people that are NOW making more money in a month than I can in my entire lifetime.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Immigrants are not the problem. Greedy corporate oligarchs — and the politicians they own — are.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When a Billionaire dies, who gets his Senator?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canadian checkmate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll be here all week, try the buffet.