SeeMarkFly
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- Comment on Wasted potential. 2 days ago:
I finally figure out jazz.
The musician plays the instrument in such a way that the listener wants to take it away.
Easy.
- Comment on I have a plan 6 days ago:
I didn’t pay extra for the French checks. Just regular American checks are good enough for me.
- Comment on I have a plan 1 week ago:
Will you take a check?
- Comment on EU vs USA 1 week ago:
…yet.
- Comment on Scientists uncovered the nutrients bees were missing — Colonies surged 15-fold 1 week ago:
Viagra for bees. Who’d thought.
- Comment on I do this on behalf of soup 2 weeks ago:
Even more efficient is to just dump the soup in the toilet and FLUSH.
- Comment on I do this on behalf of soup 2 weeks ago:
I don’t care for soup. It seems like food but it has too much water.
Soggy food.
- Comment on how do you only sleep 3 hours a day? (inspiration) 3 weeks ago:
If you dream that you are sleeping can you sleep twice as fast?
- Comment on Genius. 3 weeks ago:
I like toast but I don’t like MAKING toast.
I would like to buy a loaf of toast. Then I could just warm it up in the microwave.
- Comment on Gaysadilla 3 weeks ago:
Gayzpacho… damn, that’s cold
This is the kind of rhetoric that energizes the bouillabaisse.
How dare she blame Gayzpacho, when we all know that Vichyssoise Violence is the real culprit.
Imagine how confused the waiter must have been at the restaurant when she sent her Gayzpacho soup back and demanded to see the manager because it was cold. The manager said “Use your Jewish space laser to heat the soup up.” All part of the luxury gay space communism agenda
Simmer down, everyone. Romaine calm. Sometimes, we all bake mistakes.
BREAKING: Hungary has invaded and occupied Turkey! It has changed its country’s name to “Full”
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Are they making a “prize” for Trump to accept?
- Comment on Operation Mar-Kwane 4 weeks ago:
Markwayne Mullin, Trump’s new PRICK for Homeland Security secretary.
- Comment on Old Yeller Style 5 weeks ago:
She NEVER saw the bus.
- Comment on war with Iran has been delayed 1 month ago:
An Army marches on its stomach. The Navy marches to the Poop Deck.
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 2 months ago:
Yes, somebody is really messed up. How many guesses do I get?
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 2 months ago:
This is a real doctor. Too confusing or not funny. beautybydrcat.com
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 2 months ago:
Dr. Oz will kill you.
Dr. Phil will take all your money.
RFK Jr. LOOKS sick. Don’t take health advice from sick people.
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 2 months ago:
Doc Johnson
LOL How did I miss that one.
THANKS for playing!
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 2 months ago:
Every time I post this list I get a few more suggestions. I can’t believe it took this long for Kevorkian to show up.
He is a good doctor. He did EXACTLY what his patience wanted. Some people can’t see past that.
THANKS!
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 2 months ago:
Doctors I trust more than Doctor Oz, Doctor Phil, or RFK Jr.
Doc Brown
Doc Hollywood
Doctor Bombay
Doctor Claw
Doctor Demento
Doctor Detroit
Doctor Dirty
Doctor Dolittle
Doctor Doofenshmirtz aka Dr. D or just “Doof”
Doctor Doom
Doctor Evil
Doctor Feelgood
Doctor Frankenstein
Doctor Hannibal Lecter
Doctor Horrible
Doctor Jekyll
Doctor Leonard H. “Bones” McCoy
Doctor Martens
Doctor Moreau
Doctor Nick
Doctor Otto Octavius
Doctor Pepper
Doctor Scholl’s
Doctor Orin Scrivello
Doctor Seuss
Doctor Spaceman
Doctor Spock
Doctor Strange
Doctor Strangelove
Doctor Who
Doctor Zhivago
Doctor Zoidberg
Dr. Dre
Dr. Enuf
Dr. Tran
Rug Doctor
Even Nurse Ratchet
- Comment on Is this even a question? 2 months ago:
Ooh, I was prompted! Just because you can’t hear the voices doesn’t mean they don’t make sense.
- Comment on Is this even a question? 2 months ago:
You don’t “go” to a Waffle House, You “find” yourself at a Waffle House.
If you run over a pancake with a car, it looks like a waffle. If you run over a waffle with a car, it looks like a pancake. No other food does this. I’ve run over a lot of food.
- Comment on Give me some good ones 2 months ago:
Good point, but now I’m confused about were I am on the curve.
- Comment on Give me some good ones 2 months ago:
For about half the people, yea.
- Comment on Give me some good ones 2 months ago:
My the rest of your day be as nice as you are.
- Comment on AI-Induced RAM Crunch Could Push Next PlayStation and Xbox Past 2028 3 months ago:
EXACTLY what the Billionaires were after in the first place. That’s some 3-D chess going on here.
- Comment on AI-Induced RAM Crunch Could Push Next PlayStation and Xbox Past 2028 3 months ago:
I can just have the AI play my games for me. Problem SOLVED!
- Comment on Proof you don't have to wait for the new year for self improvement 3 months ago:
Charlie WHO?
- Comment on IBM CEO says there is 'no way' spending trillions on AI data centers will pay off at today's infrastructure costs 4 months ago:
It doesn’t do any good if the artificial intelligence is operated by organic stupidity.
They cancel each other out.
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 4 months ago:
It’s dangerous to boil anything else.