SeeMarkFly
@SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
- Comment on About to ruin your whole day 1 week ago:
And HUGE ashtrays for every seated position.
- Comment on About to ruin your whole day 1 week ago:
I did get a cheap one but I work on my own cars so I now bought a much nicer one that has dealer level access.
MOST of my cars are too old to have OBDII. 35 years and older…NO CUP HOLDERS.
- Comment on About to ruin your whole day 1 week ago:
Mine was a loose gas cap. I’m not paying $300 to a dealer to turn that light off.
- Comment on About to ruin your whole day 1 week ago:
Scary pumpkins Image
- Comment on Optimal flock duct taping method? 1 week ago:
Both sides of duct tape hold fingerprints well.
- Comment on Fox News sharing billionaire propaganda 2 weeks ago:
So…read the room.
- Comment on Fox News sharing billionaire propaganda 2 weeks ago:
Remember what we did to Ma Bell?
Well I admit, phones were free then. Repairs were free then.
- Comment on Fox News sharing billionaire propaganda 2 weeks ago:
Too big to fail just also happens to be too big to care.
Competition is good for the consumer and keeps prices low automatically.
- Comment on sharks 2 weeks ago:
Sharks don’t “infest” waters, they LIVE there.
- Comment on Immigrants are not the problem. Greedy corporate oligarchs — and the politicians they own — are. 3 weeks ago:
Notice I didn’t have to say “their” or “her”.
Old white man Senators are ruining this PLANET.
- Comment on Immigrants are not the problem. Greedy corporate oligarchs — and the politicians they own — are. 3 weeks ago:
I get so tired of hearing about DEAD people that are NOW making more money in a month than I can in my entire lifetime.
- Comment on Immigrants are not the problem. Greedy corporate oligarchs — and the politicians they own — are. 3 weeks ago:
When a Billionaire dies, who gets his Senator?
- Comment on Canadian checkmate 4 weeks ago:
I’ll be here all week, try the buffet.
- Comment on Canadian checkmate 4 weeks ago:
Carney to rename the canal between Lake Ontario and Lake Erie to the Straight of Our Moose and shut it down.
Now we have ANOTHER forever war that Trump can’t win.
- Comment on Funny how that works 4 weeks ago:
…unless we manage to balance the budget again.
- Comment on Funny how that works 5 weeks ago:
What they say and what they do is two seperate things.
STOP listening to them and START watching what they are doing.
And then, vote according to what you saw.
- Comment on Based on a true story 1 month ago:
Jesus loves you. Me: “Why would he tell you and not me”
- Comment on Mark Zuckerberg leaves stranded boat passengers to die in middle of the Pacific. 1 month ago:
Bootstraps don’t work at sea??? How would he know?
- Comment on This is for fighting this is for fun 1 month ago:
The only reason I need a clarinet is so you can hear the noises in my head too.
- Comment on when you fart and the smell hits different 1 month ago:
A normal, healthy person will pass gas about once an hour.
Good luck.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
When they first started the noise for blind people to cross, the mockingbirds learned the “song” and would sing at very inappropriate times. That made the city change their tune.
- Comment on when you fart and the smell hits different 1 month ago:
I’m just glad I could brighten your day.
I’ll be here all week. Try the buffet.
- Comment on Theft 1 month ago:
I sharpened my pitchfork.
THEN I had it gold plated for this occasion.
- Comment on This is the chore that never ends 1 month ago:
Good idea.
Make the dish cabinet ANOTHER dishwasher.
- Comment on when you fart and the smell hits different 1 month ago:
Farts
In particular, what to say after you fart in a crowd (or elevator).
“Take that!”
“What do you say?” like prompting a child to say thank you.
“That’ll be five bucks, you pervert”
“Not a bad sound out of a half inch speaker”
“Did you hear that spider bark?"
“Someone step on a duck?”
“That duck’s got bad breath”
Forest Area Reticulated Tree Spiders (FARTS)
“A bit more choke and that engine will start”
“Did you hear what that asshole just said?”
“There’s someone behind me talking shit!”
“Keep shouting Sir, we’ll find you”
“So sayeth the King”
“I shouldn’t have trusted that one”
“I don’t remember eating that.”
“That’s gonna itch when it dries”
‘‘Two sniffs of that would be greedy’’
“The the horns working, now try the lights”
“Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk”
“The Rear Admiral has spoken”
(Just before you fart) “Alexa, play something by Ed Sheeran”
“Don’t worry, (name), I’ll tell them it was me!”
“You’ve/I’ve got a turd honking for the right of way.”
“Ahh, the ghost of dinners past”
“You got that one for free, next one you will have to pull my finger”
“As foretold by The Prophecy.”
“Now your turn”
The toothless one speaks !
“Sounds much better after my tune up”
“Aaaand…scene!”
“That was supposed to be a song but came out of the wrong end”
“Message from turd castle”
“Glad I’m not in my Space Suit”
“Damn! I was saving that for the elevator”
“An empty house is better than a bad tenant”
“Guess what I had for my last meal”
“This haaause is noww cleeeean”
“carpet frogs”
“Now that I have your attention, we will have a moment of silence for all those that have died in elevator accidents”
- Comment on Ecosystem services 1 month ago:
My dog eats a lot of nasty stuff too. If it’s not any good, it comes back up.
- Comment on When you’re guests won’t leave and you just want to go to bed 1 month ago:
That may be, but WHY would he tell YOU???
- Comment on New clean energy comes out. *look inside* It’s just boiling water again… 1 month ago:
- Comment on this absolute bullshit from reddit 2 months ago:
NOBODY was expecting logic. That’s for AI use only.
- Comment on My bad babe 2 months ago:
I don’t suffer, it’s the people around me that suffer. I’m just doin’ what comes naturally.
