Just say “cuddle puddle time!” and start pushing the furniture together. 😆
When you’re guests won’t leave and you just want to go to bed
Submitted 3 weeks ago by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m looking at a 120 square foot tiny home right now. What’s this together and apart you speak of?
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Your usage per sqft is much higher than average. Sometimes I stand in a corner of my place just to know I am getting my money’s worth.
flint@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I want this in my home just so I can get some excellent eye rolls from my guests when I say it.
ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
When I’m guest won’t leave?
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
lol whoops missed that
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Look at me. I am guest.
OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I used to dance around asking anything of anyone as I dont like being a burden to an extreme extent. But I remember in college, I had a epifamy and just said guys ik tired I gotta work tomorrow, ya guys need to head out sorry. Ever since then I just express how I feel as long as its not rude and 99% of people don’t get offended.
pulsey@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
99% means you had occasions where people got offended? wtf?
OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Some people are assholes or have mental illness and you can’t win.
tetris11@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
I mean if you literally walk into the room bright eyed and fresh, then make eye contact with everyone there, your face drops and your eyes become evasive and listless, and then you use that excuse…
Truthtwopower@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Hey look it’s the the imaginary white guy that they pretend existed in the middle east two thousand years ago with magical abilities they tell us to believe existed or we to burn in a torturous hell for all eternity.
ceenote@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m an atheist too, but there’s no need for an anti-religion rant in response to a joke that has Jesus in it.
Truthtwopower@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I’m sorry, the millions if not billions at this point dead because of religion beg to differ. Go defend something that isn’t a net negative on society.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Yeah but also he loves you
botbot@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
what a creep
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
That may be, but WHY would he tell YOU???
Truthtwopower@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
They voted in a pedo president, they will rape you mentally too with their “Well we don’t care if you like it not, i’m going to force this on you, my imaginary sky daddy loves you anyway”.
Religion is evil, are so are it’s followers.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
It’s a quarter to holy shit.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Christ, what an asshole
Yup, works on this one too
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Welp…
scytale@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
Slap your thigh, stand up, and say “Welp, time to call it a night!”.
adarza@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
well, you done did it there. ooops! started the minnesota good-bye. now you’re locked-in for another hour-and-a-half.
bleppy@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Some possible context here. I love this video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiSzwoJr4-0
pulsey@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
In Germany you would do the same, but only say “So!”