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When you’re guests won’t leave and you just want to go to bed

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cannedtuna@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Slap your thigh, stand up, and say “Welp, time to call it a night!”.

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    • adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      well, you done did it there. ooops! started the minnesota good-bye. now you’re locked-in for another hour-and-a-half.

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      • bleppy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Some possible context here. I love this video.

        www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiSzwoJr4-0

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    • pulsey@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      In Germany you would do the same, but only say “So!”

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Welp…

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  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s a quarter to holy shit.

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  • flint@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I want this in my home just so I can get some excellent eye rolls from my guests when I say it.

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  • eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just say “cuddle puddle time!” and start pushing the furniture together. 😆

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m looking at a 120 square foot tiny home right now. What’s this together and apart you speak of?

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      • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Your usage per sqft is much higher than average. Sometimes I stand in a corner of my place just to know I am getting my money’s worth.

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  • ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    When I’m guest won’t leave?

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    • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      lol whoops missed that

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      • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Look at me. I am guest.

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  • OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I used to dance around asking anything of anyone as I dont like being a burden to an extreme extent. But I remember in college, I had a epifamy and just said guys ik tired I gotta work tomorrow, ya guys need to head out sorry. Ever since then I just express how I feel as long as its not rude and 99% of people don’t get offended.

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    • pulsey@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      99% means you had occasions where people got offended? wtf?

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      • OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Some people are assholes or have mental illness and you can’t win.

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      • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I mean if you literally walk into the room bright eyed and fresh, then make eye contact with everyone there, your face drops and your eyes become evasive and listless, and then you use that excuse…

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Christ, what an asshole

    Yup, works on this one too

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  • Truthtwopower@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hey look it’s the the imaginary white guy that they pretend existed in the middle east two thousand years ago with magical abilities they tell us to believe existed or we to burn in a torturous hell for all eternity.

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    • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m an atheist too, but there’s no need for an anti-religion rant in response to a joke that has Jesus in it.

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      • Truthtwopower@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I’m sorry, the millions if not billions at this point dead because of religion beg to differ. Go defend something that isn’t a net negative on society.

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    • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah but also he loves you

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      • botbot@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        what a creep

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      • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        That may be, but WHY would he tell YOU???

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      • Truthtwopower@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        They voted in a pedo president, they will rape you mentally too with their “Well we don’t care if you like it not, i’m going to force this on you, my imaginary sky daddy loves you anyway”.

        Religion is evil, are so are it’s followers.

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  • TurdFerguson@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    https://youtu.be/mdLPJfbLNOM?is=HjujgNAkM_WVhglA

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