Welp…
When you’re guests won’t leave and you just want to go to bed
Submitted 1 day ago by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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PattyMcB@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 1 day ago
It’s a quarter to holy shit.
flint@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
I want this in my home just so I can get some excellent eye rolls from my guests when I say it.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Just say “cuddle puddle time!” and start pushing the furniture together. 😆
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m looking at a 120 square foot tiny home right now. What’s this together and apart you speak of?
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Your usage per sqft is much higher than average. Sometimes I stand in a corner of my place just to know I am getting my money’s worth.
ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 1 day ago
When I’m guest won’t leave?
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 1 day ago
lol whoops missed that
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Look at me. I am guest.
OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I used to dance around asking anything of anyone as I dont like being a burden to an extreme extent. But I remember in college, I had a epifamy and just said guys ik tired I gotta work tomorrow, ya guys need to head out sorry. Ever since then I just express how I feel as long as its not rude and 99% of people don’t get offended.
pulsey@feddit.org 1 day ago
99% means you had occasions where people got offended? wtf?
OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 21 hours ago
Some people are assholes or have mental illness and you can’t win.
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 day ago
I mean if you literally walk into the room bright eyed and fresh, then make eye contact with everyone there, your face drops and your eyes become evasive and listless, and then you use that excuse…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Christ, what an asshole
Yup, works on this one too
Truthtwopower@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Hey look it’s the the imaginary white guy that they pretend existed in the middle east two thousand years ago with magical abilities they tell us to believe existed or we to burn in a torturous hell for all eternity.
ceenote@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m an atheist too, but there’s no need for an anti-religion rant in response to a joke that has Jesus in it.
Truthtwopower@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
I’m sorry, the millions if not billions at this point dead because of religion beg to differ. Go defend something that isn’t a net negative on society.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Yeah but also he loves you
botbot@feddit.org 1 day ago
what a creep
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
That may be, but WHY would he tell YOU???
Truthtwopower@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
They voted in a pedo president, they will rape you mentally too with their “Well we don’t care if you like it not, i’m going to force this on you, my imaginary sky daddy loves you anyway”.
Religion is evil, are so are it’s followers.
scytale@piefed.zip 1 day ago
Slap your thigh, stand up, and say “Welp, time to call it a night!”.
adarza@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
well, you done did it there. ooops! started the minnesota good-bye. now you’re locked-in for another hour-and-a-half.
bleppy@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Some possible context here. I love this video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiSzwoJr4-0
pulsey@feddit.org 1 day ago
In Germany you would do the same, but only say “So!”