FreddiesLantern

@FreddiesLantern@leminal.space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨there's a Costco at the other end⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Boston accent: “Pahk-ya-cah-at-centrah-pahk”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're talking about **you**⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Once sat with a kid in class that had to read the text that had his name on it.

  It was something along the lines of “nobody is nice to me, they call me names,…”

  To top it off => he was in fact the kid that everyone picked on. I do hope that teacher was clueless otherwise that was cruel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i'm fucking devastated but there are no exception⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s one of those “you had to be there” kind of things. Christian media is one of those rabbit holes that outsiders often don’t quite grasp at first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i'm fucking devastated but there are no exception⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well yes, but they are THE exception. And by a long shot at that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self sacrifice is honorable⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, the displeasure of working with Odoo I see there in the background.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i'm fucking devastated but there are no exception⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve had the misfortune of having my ears raped over and over by Christian rock and metal. Can confirm: it’s horrid, empty, fake,…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GOAT⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Being in the classified goatfucker chronnicles is baaaaaahd.

  (I’ll walk myself out)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So…no Skaarj warriors then?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where is your god now?!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Buh-gawkdial up modem sounds

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Example⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Obama impression: I uhhh….I believe it’s….I fart in ….your general uh direction.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨audition⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wafflestomp your way to salvation!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gold⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like ra-i-aaaaaaaaaaain on your wedding day!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gold⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t look up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depluralize⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ghost buster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨faze clan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Seems to be an organisation that’s proudly ignorant of how to properly organise a title.

  Can’t wait to hear Charlie’s thoughts on this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly impressive how pharmacies are able to find a new type of problem every time I go to pick up my meds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh I’m glad when they do it. But I also find it a little concerning that your doctor is supposed to be the one who knows everything and then it turns out they sometimes seem to talking out if their ass (or that’s what it looks like at the very least, I’m sure there’s more nuance to it).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relatable⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  CHISWICK!!! FRESH HORSES!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly impressive how pharmacies are able to find a new type of problem every time I go to pick up my meds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Doctor: for condition A use med B in C manner.

  Pharmacist: Oh no, what is he nuts? Never use med B for condition A as it contains flixadidlian cortemolezeum which will react badly to manner C. No you’ll need med D.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, I’m sorry that you don’t actually enjoy her company. Maybe reevaluate what you want in life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would they really?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  GW reference under the AOS picture. 👌

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes back to Windows 10⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah don’t worry, leave it running for an hour and they’ll inject copilot and all the crap you’ve come to loathe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s not enough time and resources left on this planet to course correct this specimen I’m afraid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wonder why?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I want to take this opportunity to encourage our scientists to invest more research into the fascinating field of Raccoon penis. I’ll gladly share my findings.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Future⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I imagine a darkened office in the far outreaches of an LG research facility where a hermit lives.

  They call him the stain expert. He gazes at this data all day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poor ninjas⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t based on the news cycle isn’t it?

  Disappoint.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t understand this world anymore.

  People give a shit about someone’s age? People live in this reality where the passage of time gets measured, and then what? Don’t tell me, it’s gonna be some fkd up sexuality thing again…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ at the Cannes and Venice Film Festivals. There was a standing ovation.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As horrid as this timeline is, holy shit what a cast of comedic characters we’ve been supplied with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“It was because my bed is facing the bedroom door”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this a vice president kinda thing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Size comparison between eagle talons and a human hand.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Still it’s got a beak and feathers, therefore it sounds like “Buh-Guck”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨average red state university⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh absolutely not, but the USA is without a doubt the silliest one at that.

  In most countries political figures are boring by default. Maybe a few outliers but all in all blander than oatmeal with water instead of milk.

  Do I even need to start describing the USA?

  You guys have fucking wrestling in front of the White House that’s being wrecked to build a ginormous ballroom on top of a “secret” bunker. I could go on for pages but I’m gonna end up in tldr read territory very quickly.