FreddiesLantern
@FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
- Comment on Age Verification Laws Are Multiplying Like a Virus, and Your Linux Computer Might be Next 2 days ago:
Time to get a permanently offline machine.
- Comment on cool 4 days ago:
snick
“Oh shit! Sorry pall!”
- Comment on Paging SpaceCowboy 4 days ago:
Hah memes are funny.
deep sigh
- Comment on Stubborn, maybe, but if it ain't broke 1 week ago:
Yeah for real, being that tense while eating can’t be good for your digestive system.
- Comment on bold words 1 week ago:
She’s not it.
- Comment on The script is mysterious and important. 1 week ago:
Oh I’m not knocking it, I thought it was a good movie. Hell I should watch it again sometime.
Will Smith has that particular balance between a huge blockbuster story but bringing it with his particular comedy factor. I don’t like him as much in serious tone stuff. In that regard he probably made the right choice with the Matrix.
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 1 week ago:
I wish I had an account so I could have the satisfaction of deleting it right now.
- Comment on Incel propaganda in my music app 1 week ago:
Degoogle time.
Yarrr!
- Comment on The script is mysterious and important. 1 week ago:
Nah sure, giant mecha-spider in the Wild West is a more straightforward I guess.
(Speaking of which Kevin Smith did a ride of a story about a superman movie that never got made, which ties into that very same Mecha-spider)
- Comment on Goddammnit you magnificent bastards! 2 weeks ago:
Oh great, now I’ve got that to worry about which in turn will have me eating even more of this non-curry. Which will only make it worse.
Better hurry…
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- Comment on Consumerism ahhhhh moment 2 weeks ago:
Gaming has become such bullshit in this regard.
I mean it’s so rare nowadays to come across a game where you can tell: this is made by someone who genuinely wanted to make this game for the sake of making/playing it.
It’s always just another micro transaction storefront with graphics.
And adds aren’t any different, contrived bullshit.
- Comment on grrr 2 weeks ago:
Oh we’re already there. Recently came across a clip of some douchbag asking someone on a livestream “what’s wrong about raping kids?” Like it was some kinda gotcha mic drop moment.
Nazis do need their punches…
- Comment on do it right now 2 weeks ago:
Carlin: “I think I’ll do a little reading in the closet today.”
- Comment on Am I a joke to you? 2 weeks ago:
Why tf does this guy’s clothing perfectly blend with his environment? It’s like he went out shopping with a picture of this building and went “I need something that’ll have this colour palette”.
- Comment on Acciracy 3 weeks ago:
Thank you.
- Comment on Hideki Sato, designer of all Sega’s consoles, has died 3 weeks ago:
Genesis does 🫡
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Nah.
- Comment on i mean 4 weeks ago:
Oh I’m not commenting on controllers or the games themselves. To me it’s all the stuff surrounding gaming the last x years: *game devs get more press for their drama than their games. (Usually some heinous “we treat our employees like shit”. thing if it isn’t a shitty take like Epic tends to push out as of late) *ai: both it’s implementation and it’s effect on hardware prices. *season passes, dlc,… this irks me still. Make a complete game already ffs. *early acces/pre-sale/… and the inevitable first month of patches trying to stop the ship from sinking. *people losing their shit over gender options or if the female character isn’t enough of a bimbo to their liking.
All that kinda stuff… kinda ruins it for me. People don’t enjoy games anymore it seems, it has become just another opinion rabbit hole for YouTube.
- Comment on i mean 4 weeks ago:
Still a better time than whatever nightmare gaming is nowadays.
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 4 weeks ago:
Midwest EU when visiting someone’s house.
X: you guys take your shoes off in the house?
Y: yeah but it’s ok, I’m cleaning later on anyway.
Or
Y: Yes please, I just cleaned.
- Comment on Unfortunate Development for Duke Poop'Em 4 weeks ago:
Aaaeh….
Old Duke was fun back then. DNF, bit of a train wreck isn’t it? After that whole debacle and it being ran into ground by Pitchford. No thx.
- Comment on YouTube sponsorship starter pack 4 weeks ago:
Oh right, even more companies promoting their competition.
- Comment on lightbulbs 5 weeks ago:
“Your fixture won’t work with led for dimming”
confusion
nervous laughter
disbelief
“You’ll have to replace the driver”
same cycle but even more intense
head explodes
- Comment on lightbulbs 5 weeks ago:
Part of my job is selling lighting.
The following conversation takes place at least once a day without falter:
X: I’d like one light like this please (puts some form of light on the table)
ME: ok (goes through the script to make sure they know what they want/it’s compatible/…yaddayadda).
X: oh and it needs to be warm in colour.
ME: 2700k got it.
X: yes, but like warm right? Because it’s led.
(Variant: the rando looking for something small for his toilet. “Oh you know, something like 18000 lumens and 60000k”
You value your eyes at all?)
- Comment on Just say the word 5 weeks ago:
Joke’s on you. I’ll do it for way less and the dress is not necessary, I’ll bring my own.
- Comment on Bri'ish Cuisine 5 weeks ago:
Raw chicken on a wooden chopping block… that’s not a good idea is it?
- Comment on Why are americans taking health advice from a former heroin addict ? 1 month ago:
Yeah but he has such a smooth velvety voice, who could refuse?
(No offense to decent people with “textured” timbres)
- Comment on I'm good, thanks 1 month ago:
Goddamnit Sarah Conner!
Fate is predetermined by physics!
- Comment on Thanks 🙏🏻 1 month ago:
I know a dog called mister Dingleberry. Mister DingleBerry likes to Dingle his berries. In dingling his berries he takes such delight, if he could he’d dingle his berries day and night.
One time, I remember it well, he dingled his berries so hard, he tripped over them and fell.
In dingling his berries he takes such glee, they say he dingles his berries mercilessly.
He dingles and dangles his berries berry hard. One time he got got completely dingleburried under em and let out a fart.
The end.
