FreddiesLantern
@FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
- Comment on No it won’t 1 week ago:
“THIS IS A (bs overexpensive dumbass gadget for suckers) BLA PHONE 22XTS IN OUR ANTIDROP CASE!!!”
Jumps off a cliff
fucking dies
- Comment on This song, it's infectious 1 week ago:
Reason 1: my kid loves it.
Reason 2: it genuinely is good music.
Reason 3: it’s a good movie. Watched it along multiple times by now and it still is entertaining.
Reason 4: this movie pisses of conservative religious nutcases.
Reason 5: it’s a wonderful story about forgiveness yourself and others, inclusivity, overthrowing evil tyrants, overcoming differences, growing,…
Reason 6: somehow this movie pisses of conservative religious nutcases.
- Comment on I support this 2 weeks ago:
I’m not gonna assume it’s flirting but if it is…
- Comment on Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads. 2 weeks ago:
Nothin a good crowbar can’t solve.
- Comment on Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads. 2 weeks ago:
Nothing a good roll of duct tape can’t solve.
- Comment on why 2 weeks ago:
The one that is sent from the future that consists of living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.
- Comment on This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important 3 weeks ago:
Wait, you guys don’t dip your balls in isopropyl?
I mean they’re clean AND dry afterwards…
- Comment on So now that it's that time of year again in the US, what are some tips and tricks for dealing with that one relative who goes on about the same bullshit for hours and won't shut the fuck up? 3 weeks ago:
I managed to get out of a Christian cult and I just wanna say that the wagon metaphor is painfully accurate.
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 4 weeks ago:
Her: I’m gonna listen to the village people full blast in the bedroom. Don’t disturb me.
- Comment on The existence of billionaires is a policy failure 4 weeks ago:
Time to bring out the soluti-honhonhon.
- Comment on The Guy Claiming That You Have TDS 1 month ago:
Every republican accusation is a confession.
- Comment on She is making a GREAT point 1 month ago:
Alright men here’s what we do:
1: Once you had your kid(s), if you want to have them someday, get snipped. It’s no big deal and you’ll both be A LOT more relaxed.
2: Don’t be a fucking rapist.
Why tf are we talking about the pills thing.
- Comment on Pronouns history 1 month ago:
“They didn’t have no gosh darn pronouns in the buybuhl!”
Jesus: I am he.
- Comment on Youtube can detect VPNs now... the fuck? 1 month ago:
Can’t argue with that, there goes my oneliner 🤣
- Comment on Youtube can detect VPNs now... the fuck? 1 month ago:
Oh, so what they’re really saying is that a platform owned by GOOGLE has trouble FINDING the best content?
Everyone knows.
- Comment on it 🆗 1 month ago:
Looking by the hair braids/earrings I’m guessing this is from Werewolf the apocalypse (or the old French skirmish game “Confrontation” possibly?)
Anyway this is meme perfection ❤️
- Comment on Banana 1 month ago:
Ray Comfort: DID SOMEONE SAY BUNANUHR?!
- Comment on And I'm not sorry. 1 month ago:
Romantic historical drama or crime thriller?
- Comment on THE CRAZY PILLS 2 months ago:
And the baby then sang “Baby, baby, baby, noooooo”.
- Comment on I finally decided to go full piracy against big companies 2 months ago:
Unpopular take: I’m just gonna quit gaming for a while. If I really need to piss away some time I got a bunch of wad files or newgrounds. F it.
- Comment on Truly 2 months ago:
Fuck yeah, no telemetry or tracking on those things. You go geezers!
- Comment on The level of discourse in the US right now 2 months ago:
Ah man, I had no idea evangelical preachers have been such avid Garfield fans.
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 2 months ago:
Leviticus commands us to stone the false prophets.
These assholes are just out for free weed.