FreddiesLantern
@FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
- Comment on Sick as hell 14 hours ago:
Goddamnit, I was gonna waste less time playing games!
- Comment on In this thread: GIFs you've been waiting to post but the occasion never arises 14 hours ago:
Yeah, I’ve been posting it left and right since xp. It’s glorious.
- Comment on Interesting bathroom design 2 days ago:
-Walk up the stairs.
-Sit down, do your business.
-Stand up, walk down one step.
-Walk on the ledge.
-Peek your head around the corner.
-Yell while holding up your pants awkwardly.
We’re outta toilet paper!!!
- Comment on Keeping my promise to Zephyr 2 days ago:
- Comment on In this thread: GIFs you've been waiting to post but the occasion never arises 2 days ago:
- Comment on A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, nine rings were gifted to the galaxy of man... 4 days ago:
Ok, keep looking though, there’s coffee in that nebula and the captain needs her cup.
- Comment on Anon likes a woman 4 days ago:
- relax
- don’t get attached to the idea of the person, spend time and get attached to the legacy you’ve built together.
- be yourself, as quaint as that sounds. Nobody likes the stressed out “I gotta get her or Ill die” kind of vibe. Be a friend first.
- if she ghosts you then count your blessings, you probably dodged a bullet.
Think of it this way: remember that sleepover playdate that lasted two days too long? You both had enough before it was over?
Yes that thing, some people like to keep their eyes open for that kinda stuff before stepping into a relationship. And it’s a good practice. Other people have that “yes let’s go!!!” kinda thing and that clashes sometimes.
Anyway that’s what I’ve learned so far.
- Comment on Health yeating 4 days ago:
the sound of oatmeal being pushed through a leafblower-RFK jr voice
I will say I’m intrigued by this dietary idea but I’ll add my own spin on this. The bacteria that live within us are alive and well, so much so that they are us. We are just an avatar to these marvellous creatures.
Wouldn’t it then logically follow that it’s more beneficiary for us to ingest these bugs in a live state?
Now I can already hear the sceptics “but RFK, what about the roadkill you eat? Aren’t those dead?”.
Fair point, let’s ask the larvae.
Sceptics, …heh makes me wonder,…sceptic tics? Anyone?
- Comment on Health yeating 4 days ago:
So you know the thing where people type “lol” but they don’t give a mild chuckle let alone actually laugh?
Your comment did it, I genuinely started laughing at my phone. Thx.
- Comment on Need a fact check if they actually do blur his neck scrotum 6 days ago:
In this economy?
- Comment on "Guess what's in my ass!" 1 week ago:
- Comment on 1 week ago:
[ Everyone disliked that.]
- Comment on PlayStation’s Physical Media-Free Future Isn’t Just Concerning, It’s Offensive 1 week ago:
No disc? No buy.
- Comment on Need a fact check if they actually do blur his neck scrotum 1 week ago:
Please be true 🙏
- Comment on Pride Month ends tonight... 1 week ago:
I’m probably weird because I manage to hold all these opinions at the same time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
“… and before you knowz it, Badabing badaboom”
- Comment on Pride Month ends tonight... 1 week ago:
Man, it’s fascinating how corporations just cannot win this one and have too participate wether they like it or not.
-Don’t react to pride month=> ok fuck you too buddy.
-react to pride month=> shut up corp.
-go all out=> ok that’s just distasteful and disingenuous somehow.
-keep it subtle=> oh I see you’re trying not to alienate the pedoservatives too much.
Run adds like normal during a pandemic, when the planet is on fire, when fascism turns it’s ugly head, during genocides, … keep on trucking assholes. It makes em look like massive tonedeaf hypocrites and I think it’s spectacular.
- Comment on Before the revolution 1 week ago:
Imagine literally being the fascist who tells everyone to get out of the pool (for reasons).
Or you know what, don’t, your sanity is too valuable.
- Comment on *laughs nervously* 1 week ago:
Wafflestompers unite!
- Comment on The agenda 1 week ago:
Ungratefull, here’s a phone trying to show you a good time…and all they do is complain.
- Comment on see you in valhalla, brother 2 weeks ago:
Hi Sharks,
Today I want to reintroduce a classic product that the world desperately needs.
pulls a large sail of towering object
Re-introducing the guillotine.
jazz hands
- Comment on Snek 2 weeks ago:
I mean it’s not wrong.
- Comment on Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now 3 weeks ago:
“Why won’t you use my gimmick?” (｡╯︵╰｡)
- Comment on Electronic Arts has launched EA Advertising, a way for brands to integrate ads in games 3 weeks ago:
Oh no, don’t make me not buy your product even less. I’m already at 0.
- Comment on *Honk honk* 3 weeks ago:
“Just a sec”
puts on gigantic goose costume
- Comment on How do I unrot my brain from AI, how do I start using ChatGPT less and less, and is improv a good enough way to fix an AI-rotted brain? 3 weeks ago:
Oh sure, those are neat too. Whatever tickles your brain. Sometimes I like to write expanded rules upon classic board games. Just for fun.
Like let’s say the amazing labyrinth=> you get to play the cards you collect as special powers.
- Comment on When foreign countries try to reproduce US brans 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on How do I unrot my brain from AI, how do I start using ChatGPT less and less, and is improv a good enough way to fix an AI-rotted brain? 3 weeks ago:
If you want to get hooked on something without screen time but still have a kick from it try war gaming or pen and paper rpg. It’ll put your brain to work and it’s exciting enough to keep you away from screens. Maybe paint some minis.
Best of luck.
- Comment on ngl kinda hoping people start arguing over this 4 weeks ago:
Both poop.
- Comment on *uncurses you* 4 weeks ago:
No worries, the cat understands and still loves you both.
