FreddiesLantern
@FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
- Comment on grrr 6 hours ago:
Oh we’re already there. Recently came across a clip of some douchbag asking someone on a livestream “what’s wrong about raping kids?” Like it was some kinda gotcha mic drop moment.
Nazis do need their punches…
- Comment on do it right now 12 hours ago:
Carlin: “I think I’ll do a little reading in the closet today.”
- Comment on Am I a joke to you? 19 hours ago:
Why tf does this guy’s clothing perfectly blend with his environment? It’s like he went out shopping with a picture of this building and went “I need something that’ll have this colour palette”.
- Comment on Acciracy 2 days ago:
Thank you.
- Comment on Hideki Sato, designer of all Sega’s consoles, has died 3 days ago:
Genesis does 🫡
- Comment on 5 days ago:
Nah.
- Comment on i mean 1 week ago:
Oh I’m not commenting on controllers or the games themselves. To me it’s all the stuff surrounding gaming the last x years: *game devs get more press for their drama than their games. (Usually some heinous “we treat our employees like shit”. thing if it isn’t a shitty take like Epic tends to push out as of late) *ai: both it’s implementation and it’s effect on hardware prices. *season passes, dlc,… this irks me still. Make a complete game already ffs. *early acces/pre-sale/… and the inevitable first month of patches trying to stop the ship from sinking. *people losing their shit over gender options or if the female character isn’t enough of a bimbo to their liking.
All that kinda stuff… kinda ruins it for me. People don’t enjoy games anymore it seems, it has become just another opinion rabbit hole for YouTube.
- Comment on i mean 1 week ago:
Still a better time than whatever nightmare gaming is nowadays.
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 1 week ago:
Midwest EU when visiting someone’s house.
X: you guys take your shoes off in the house?
Y: yeah but it’s ok, I’m cleaning later on anyway.
Or
Y: Yes please, I just cleaned.
- Comment on Unfortunate Development for Duke Poop'Em 1 week ago:
Aaaeh….
Old Duke was fun back then. DNF, bit of a train wreck isn’t it? After that whole debacle and it being ran into ground by Pitchford. No thx.
- Comment on YouTube sponsorship starter pack 1 week ago:
Oh right, even more companies promoting their competition.
- Comment on lightbulbs 2 weeks ago:
“Your fixture won’t work with led for dimming”
confusion
nervous laughter
disbelief
“You’ll have to replace the driver”
same cycle but even more intense
head explodes
- Comment on lightbulbs 2 weeks ago:
Part of my job is selling lighting.
The following conversation takes place at least once a day without falter:
X: I’d like one light like this please (puts some form of light on the table)
ME: ok (goes through the script to make sure they know what they want/it’s compatible/…yaddayadda).
X: oh and it needs to be warm in colour.
ME: 2700k got it.
X: yes, but like warm right? Because it’s led.
(Variant: the rando looking for something small for his toilet. “Oh you know, something like 18000 lumens and 60000k”
You value your eyes at all?)
- Comment on Just say the word 2 weeks ago:
Joke’s on you. I’ll do it for way less and the dress is not necessary, I’ll bring my own.
- Comment on Bri'ish Cuisine 2 weeks ago:
Raw chicken on a wooden chopping block… that’s not a good idea is it?
- Comment on Why are americans taking health advice from a former heroin addict ? 3 weeks ago:
Yeah but he has such a smooth velvety voice, who could refuse?
(No offense to decent people with “textured” timbres)
- Comment on I'm good, thanks 3 weeks ago:
Goddamnit Sarah Conner!
Fate is predetermined by physics!
- Comment on Thanks 🙏🏻 3 weeks ago:
I know a dog called mister Dingleberry. Mister DingleBerry likes to Dingle his berries. In dingling his berries he takes such delight, if he could he’d dingle his berries day and night.
One time, I remember it well, he dingled his berries so hard, he tripped over them and fell.
In dingling his berries he takes such glee, they say he dingles his berries mercilessly.
He dingles and dangles his berries berry hard. One time he got got completely dingleburried under em and let out a fart.
The end.
- Comment on shut the hell up 3 weeks ago:
Oh I think you forgot to activate the focus mode, it’s some thing like “hey listen up CIA! I know where the spy is hidden!” or something along those lines.
- Comment on Things used to be simpler 4 weeks ago:
Lacks penis tho…
- Comment on Hurry pls it's urgent 5 weeks ago:
To quote a certain mr. Carlin.
“They aren’t rights if they can be taken away.”
- Comment on Meetings 1 month ago:
Those same meetings, always:
“So does anyone have any suggestions, ideas or feedback?”
Fucking don’t, it’s a trap.
- Comment on Na Na Na Na Na Na 1 month ago:
Ive genuinely felt the urge to get into politics to get a law passed that any radio station can’t play songs more than once every two days.
This is a matter of mental health for anyone unfortunate to be exposed to this cruel torture.
- Comment on No it won’t 2 months ago:
“THIS IS A (bs overexpensive dumbass gadget for suckers) BLA PHONE 22XTS IN OUR ANTIDROP CASE!!!”
Jumps off a cliff
fucking dies
- Comment on This song, it's infectious 2 months ago:
Reason 1: my kid loves it.
Reason 2: it genuinely is good music.
Reason 3: it’s a good movie. Watched it along multiple times by now and it still is entertaining.
Reason 4: this movie pisses of conservative religious nutcases.
Reason 5: it’s a wonderful story about forgiveness yourself and others, inclusivity, overthrowing evil tyrants, overcoming differences, growing,…
Reason 6: somehow this movie pisses of conservative religious nutcases.
- Comment on I support this 2 months ago:
I’m not gonna assume it’s flirting but if it is…
- Comment on Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads. 2 months ago:
Nothin a good crowbar can’t solve.
- Comment on Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads. 2 months ago:
Nothing a good roll of duct tape can’t solve.
- Comment on why 2 months ago:
The one that is sent from the future that consists of living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.
- Comment on This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important 2 months ago:
Wait, you guys don’t dip your balls in isopropyl?
I mean they’re clean AND dry afterwards…